Will You Press The Button?

makigarpuusedfly9 years ago

is mayonnise an instrument ?

IKUN___2 years ago

啊？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

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achildofthanos3 years ago

be smart about this, choose to have the power of probability, basically you can change the chances of anything, boom change the chance of you drowning in mayo to 0. You also have the whole universe in the palm of your hand

Jordan Carey12 years ago

What if your superpower is breathing mayonnaise?

bobbbb2 years ago

autism

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NotCaptainAmerica73910 years ago

super power to have unlimited wishes including removed all mayo in the world GREAT SCOTT

MachuPichu7 years ago

I like mayo

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Uncookedham878 years ago

How can an instrument drown you exactly

Dogggirl3638 years ago

my super power will be able to breathe under any circumstances

Zhak99 years ago

How would you drown if you're already dead?

fuyufrost8 years ago

that"s the way to go out

Bobithith6 years ago

The power to bend reality to my will, can't drown in mayonaise if mayonaise never existed. Sorry mayonaise lovers but reality is often disappointing

Dogggirl3638 years ago

or my super power will be immortality

ismartromangamer7 years ago

once the earth ends you will be floating in space for eternity.

catacorntron30008 years ago

I love mayonaise, this is how I want to die anyway.

makigarpuusedfly9 years ago

what if my power is imortality ? kill me now myannoise

BoiBoixd8 years ago

Then you will drown forever

BlazoBoom9 years ago

Who cares if you die of at the age of 92 in mayonaise. Honestly. JUST CLICK TEH BUTON!!!1111

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago

1. You get the superpower to give yourself any superpower. 2. Give yourself immortality. 3. Give yourself anything else you want.

xdude3149 years ago

IZ MAYONAZE A DIE?

endergirl18728 years ago

no, patrick

Darius Kovac12 years ago

Where's the downside??

Holy9 years ago

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaat

David Wang12 years ago

superpower: immortality DONE

georgiemilex 9 years ago

When the world ends and the universe collapses in on itself you will be left to exist in non existence in the void of eternal nothingness

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Jenjeno2 years ago

Won't be the most comfortable death but going of off having dimensia when I die, guess I won't mind that much, a small moment of a life where I could Teleport anywhere I want, boom the moon, pow in Canada and now back home.

roxyaee9 years ago

Well depends on when i will die

absol54410 years ago

my superpower is to NOT DROWN IN MAYONAISE

Cowbusta1297 years ago

Solution:superpower is not drowning

Riley99999999999 years ago

Can Have Your Power Be Immortality And Give Other People Immortality Or The Power Be All Powers Like Slayer22521 Said.

Mitchell Hol12 years ago

if you chose the power of under water breathe you can't die from mayo

JediKnight8 years ago

power to make powers

Merilille10 years ago

Awesome.

11-aadityas8 years ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

RandomPerson13019 years ago

OMG MEGALOVANIA ALL THE WAY!!!!!! then I could teleport out of my doom!!!

bakedeath8 years ago

Use up all the mayo before you die!

Skychaos10 years ago

Immortal and teleport

Kirito40034 years ago

What if you superpower is immortality

ArKade479 years ago

SOUNDS EPIC!!!!!

Stabby_McStabberson10 years ago

Lol Time Lord regeneration. Drown in mayo once and live 2,000 years more

finnkid19 years ago

Flying. FUCK YOU I"M NOT GONNA DROWN IN FUCKING MAYO

bitchass10 years ago

This is win-win

ProfessorHidgensStan5 years ago

That"s the best way to go out

FT6FG6T9 years ago

i woudent pick imortality cuz evereyone would die and you would be alive and lonly

Infinite_Ch4os11 years ago

Dufuq?

Mermila8 years ago

My power will be Immortality...

evilman9879 years ago

power giving immortality

iicookiez7 years ago

What if you have lots of powers and one of them is being amune to mayonnaise

zumishidozi9 years ago

Get the power of make the powers you want and immortality.....so fucking done

Elizabeth Hansen12 years ago

Num num mayonnaise :)

Kangkarot8 years ago

The day I die by drowning in liquified eggs is the day when I said YOLO.

Davynavy0210 years ago

Who has a elephant size jar filled whit Mayo?!?!?!?!?

CYHZ11 months ago

我可能会死吗？

somethingnew9 years ago

i like Mayonnaise.

NedisAwesome34410 years ago

I would be dead when i drown in mayonnaise so no down side

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Power: to give self more powers = breath in mayo = a heck of a sandwich = immorality = profit = awesomeness = :D

So sufistic8ed10 years ago

Who thinks of these things ðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒ

batik_guy3 years ago

I will choose the omni-manipulation, the ability to control anything. I can manipulate everything with my super power like manipulate my body to be able to fly, run faster, or turns invisible. And I can control how and when I die. Not to mention that the "...[Show full comment]

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