You get the superpower of your choice
but
When you die you will drown in mayonnaise
I will not

makigarpuusedfly 10 years ago
is mayonnise an instrument ?

IKUN___ 3 years ago
啊????????????????????????????????????????????
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achildofthanos 4 years ago
be smart about this, choose to have the power of probability, basically you can change the chances of anything, boom change the chance of you drowning in mayo to 0. You also have the whole universe in the palm of your hand

Jordan Carey 13 years ago
What if your superpower is breathing mayonnaise?

bobbbb 3 years ago
autism
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NotCaptainAmerica739 11 years ago
super power to have unlimited wishes including removed all mayo in the world GREAT SCOTT

MachuPichu 8 years ago
I like mayo
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Uncookedham87 9 years ago
How can an instrument drown you exactly

Zhak9 11 years ago
How would you drown if you're already dead?

Dogggirl363 9 years ago
my super power will be able to breathe under any circumstances

fuyufrost 10 years ago
that"s the way to go out

Bobithith 7 years ago
The power to bend reality to my will, can't drown in mayonaise if mayonaise never existed. Sorry mayonaise lovers but reality is often disappointing

Dogggirl363 9 years ago
or my super power will be immortality

ismartromangamer 9 years ago
once the earth ends you will be floating in space for eternity.

catacorntron3000 9 years ago
I love mayonaise, this is how I want to die anyway.

makigarpuusedfly 10 years ago
what if my power is imortality ? kill me now myannoise

BoiBoixd 9 years ago
Then you will drown forever

BlazoBoom 11 years ago
Who cares if you die of at the age of 92 in mayonaise. Honestly. JUST CLICK TEH BUTON!!!1111

Coolguy101ofawe 11 years ago
1. You get the superpower to give yourself any superpower. 2. Give yourself immortality. 3. Give yourself anything else you want.

xdude314 11 years ago
IZ MAYONAZE A DIE?

endergirl1872 9 years ago
no, patrick

Darius Kovac 13 years ago
Where's the downside??

Holy 11 years ago
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaat

David Wang 13 years ago
superpower: immortality DONE

georgiemilex 10 years ago
When the world ends and the universe collapses in on itself you will be left to exist in non existence in the void of eternal nothingness
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LittleMissDarkSide 12 years ago
I think id eat it...

Overlord-Rath 9 years ago
NOPE. NONONONO

WBGrock 11 years ago
I gain the power to breathe mayonnaise.

xXsniperzXx 10 years ago
Telecinisis

Hericidal 11 years ago
Downside?

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago
to gokai change

DrakeDes 9 years ago
My superpower makes me have everything anywhere anytime... not matter what

Isa_me_bella 11 years ago
My superpower is to change the probability of anything at will so that counteracts that anyway that would be an epic way to die regardless

Ben164 10 years ago
Best death ever

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago
I can just use my power against the downside

king aj 11 years ago
what if my superpower is invisble

Wonyenners 12 years ago
Whatever, I want to die eventually and dead is dead, whether by cardiac arrest or mayonnaise...which sort of sounds like the same thing, come to think about it.

Joblerone 2 years ago
Y U M

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LogicWizard314 11 years ago
My superpower: choose 50 additional superpowers and change which 50 I have at any time.

RGPZ 9 years ago
I Love Mayo So I Would Just Eat It All So Win Win

jordee13 11 years ago
...I hate mayonnaise

Ryan Monahan 13 years ago
THAT DEATH SOUNDS DELICIOUS

Jaraskur 9 years ago
Superpower to make wishes true. Wish to die when you want

Davynavy02 11 years ago
How can I drown in mayo PS: Who can drown someone whit mayo?

charizard_ 9 years ago
I'm just opposed to the drowning part. The mayo part is fine

TheSassilyViolentFaerie 11 years ago
But, if my power is to have deadpool's powers i cant die

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
Dunno dynamic dunń

Blaarp 11 years ago
lmao why would i care. as long as mayonnaise doesn't mean jizz

Resin_ES 5 years ago
win/win

Gamba_Craft 10 years ago
choose a super power of choosing infinite superpowers and choose immoratlity and others fucking super powers

coffee 11 years ago
i'd be dead.. why would i care where i drown xD

TBag 10 years ago
I have the power to not die ever :D

EX_or 11 years ago
immortality, duh!

falcon_king3 6 years ago
water tank named mayonnaise

Nancok 11 years ago
Dafuq? the power of infinite breathing

restoboxer 12 years ago
i would eat the mayo...

Yuugure 11 years ago
Superpower: Teleporting... NAILED IAHT
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