Will You Press The Button?

makigarpuusedfly9 years ago

is mayonnise an instrument ?

IKUN___2 years ago

啊？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

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achildofthanos3 years ago

be smart about this, choose to have the power of probability, basically you can change the chances of anything, boom change the chance of you drowning in mayo to 0. You also have the whole universe in the palm of your hand

Jordan Carey12 years ago

What if your superpower is breathing mayonnaise?

bobbbb2 years ago

autism

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NotCaptainAmerica73910 years ago

super power to have unlimited wishes including removed all mayo in the world GREAT SCOTT

MachuPichu6 years ago

I like mayo

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Uncookedham878 years ago

How can an instrument drown you exactly

Dogggirl3638 years ago

my super power will be able to breathe under any circumstances

Zhak99 years ago

How would you drown if you're already dead?

fuyufrost8 years ago

that"s the way to go out

Bobithith6 years ago

The power to bend reality to my will, can't drown in mayonaise if mayonaise never existed. Sorry mayonaise lovers but reality is often disappointing

Dogggirl3638 years ago

or my super power will be immortality

ismartromangamer7 years ago

once the earth ends you will be floating in space for eternity.

catacorntron30008 years ago

I love mayonaise, this is how I want to die anyway.

makigarpuusedfly9 years ago

what if my power is imortality ? kill me now myannoise

BoiBoixd8 years ago

Then you will drown forever

BlazoBoom9 years ago

Who cares if you die of at the age of 92 in mayonaise. Honestly. JUST CLICK TEH BUTON!!!1111

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago

1. You get the superpower to give yourself any superpower. 2. Give yourself immortality. 3. Give yourself anything else you want.

xdude3149 years ago

IZ MAYONAZE A DIE?

endergirl18728 years ago

no, patrick

Darius Kovac12 years ago

Where's the downside??

Holy9 years ago

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David Wang12 years ago

superpower: immortality DONE

georgiemilex 9 years ago

When the world ends and the universe collapses in on itself you will be left to exist in non existence in the void of eternal nothingness

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Ben1649 years ago

Best death ever

Da Big Wed Button10 years ago

But anyways ILL PRESS DA BUTTON

RyanPost6 years ago

Then dont die

Pilipino charles9 years ago

Sure sure hhahahahaha

ChaosWeaver11 years ago

I choose the power to breathe mayonnaise.

Esper9 years ago

What the fuck ever.

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Quantumz7 years ago

Mmmm Mayo xDDDD

ABP7A9 years ago

why not. I mean i love mayonnaise so it will be a wonderful death (=

Aleksandra Karolina Wolska12 years ago

Anyway it will be AFTER my death, so nevermind D:

DragonEXE8 years ago

Damn it England why do love mayonnaise, granted I can't die in but this is make by bloody wankers

Dandelion here9 years ago

Step 1: chose your super power step 2: figure out that it doesn't say when you will die step 3 stay away from mayonnaise for the rest of your life step 3 now your immortal because to die you have to die in mayonnaise step 4 live an awesome life