Will You Press The Button?

makigarpuusedfly9 years ago

is mayonnise an instrument ?

IKUN___2 years ago

啊？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

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achildofthanos3 years ago

be smart about this, choose to have the power of probability, basically you can change the chances of anything, boom change the chance of you drowning in mayo to 0. You also have the whole universe in the palm of your hand

Jordan Carey12 years ago

What if your superpower is breathing mayonnaise?

bobbbb2 years ago

autism

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NotCaptainAmerica73910 years ago

super power to have unlimited wishes including removed all mayo in the world GREAT SCOTT

MachuPichu7 years ago

I like mayo

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Uncookedham878 years ago

How can an instrument drown you exactly

Dogggirl3638 years ago

my super power will be able to breathe under any circumstances

Zhak99 years ago

How would you drown if you're already dead?

fuyufrost8 years ago

that"s the way to go out

Bobithith6 years ago

The power to bend reality to my will, can't drown in mayonaise if mayonaise never existed. Sorry mayonaise lovers but reality is often disappointing

Dogggirl3638 years ago

or my super power will be immortality

ismartromangamer7 years ago

once the earth ends you will be floating in space for eternity.

catacorntron30008 years ago

I love mayonaise, this is how I want to die anyway.

makigarpuusedfly9 years ago

what if my power is imortality ? kill me now myannoise

BoiBoixd8 years ago

Then you will drown forever

BlazoBoom9 years ago

Who cares if you die of at the age of 92 in mayonaise. Honestly. JUST CLICK TEH BUTON!!!1111

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago

1. You get the superpower to give yourself any superpower. 2. Give yourself immortality. 3. Give yourself anything else you want.

xdude3149 years ago

IZ MAYONAZE A DIE?

endergirl18728 years ago

no, patrick

Darius Kovac12 years ago

Where's the downside??

Holy9 years ago

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David Wang12 years ago

superpower: immortality DONE

georgiemilex 9 years ago

When the world ends and the universe collapses in on itself you will be left to exist in non existence in the void of eternal nothingness

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jordee139 years ago

...I hate mayonnaise

Ryan Monahan12 years ago

THAT DEATH SOUNDS DELICIOUS

Jaraskur8 years ago

Superpower to make wishes true. Wish to die when you want

Davynavy0210 years ago

How can I drown in mayo PS: Who can drown someone whit mayo?

Joblerone12 months ago

Y U M

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LogicWizard31410 years ago

My superpower: choose 50 additional superpowers and change which 50 I have at any time.

RGPZ7 years ago

I Love Mayo So I Would Just Eat It All So Win Win

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Dunno dynamic dunń

Blaarp10 years ago

lmao why would i care. as long as mayonnaise doesn't mean jizz

Resin_ES3 years ago

win/win

Gamba_Craft9 years ago

choose a super power of choosing infinite superpowers and choose immoratlity and others fucking super powers

coffee10 years ago

i'd be dead.. why would i care where i drown xD

charizard_7 years ago

I'm just opposed to the drowning part. The mayo part is fine

TheSassilyViolentFaerie9 years ago

But, if my power is to have deadpool's powers i cant die

falcon_king35 years ago

water tank named mayonnaise

Nancok9 years ago

Dafuq? the power of infinite breathing

restoboxer11 years ago

i would eat the mayo...

Yuugure9 years ago

Superpower: Teleporting... NAILED IAHT

TBag8 years ago

I have the power to not die ever :D

EX_or10 years ago

immortality, duh!

GGuy123459 years ago

Just choose telekinesis, teleportation, IMmortality, o the ability to breathe in anything, I got the first!

Eric_Hartman9 years ago

Awesome

jkbscopes12310 years ago

the downside here?

Ohgodno7 years ago

Wait, does your death always end up being drowning in mayonnaise or does a massive amount of mayonnaise suddenly appear when you are about to die?

ThehueofBlu9 years ago

I'll just become immortal and become the protector of humanity ~(*-*)~

Blake Mullins12 years ago

My super power is immortality............therefore, I will no longer die by drowning in mayonaisse

Jenjeno2 years ago

Won't be the most comfortable death but going of off having dimensia when I die, guess I won't mind that much, a small moment of a life where I could Teleport anywhere I want, boom the moon, pow in Canada and now back home.

roxyaee9 years ago

Well depends on when i will die

absol54410 years ago

my superpower is to NOT DROWN IN MAYONAISE

Cowbusta1297 years ago

Solution:superpower is not drowning

Riley99999999999 years ago

Can Have Your Power Be Immortality And Give Other People Immortality Or The Power Be All Powers Like Slayer22521 Said.

Mitchell Hol12 years ago

if you chose the power of under water breathe you can't die from mayo

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