You cure world wide cancer
but
You get uncureable terminal cancer
I will not


Partyman10999 years ago
GO DOWN IN HISTORY

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago
OMG THAT FOB REFERENCE THOUGH!

amano10 years ago
I would save my friend even if I had to die... bye life im pressing the button

SwagBoss9 years ago
Someone took this way more serious
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yougurtmoustache10 years ago
that 38% must be all dicks

John_Cena10 years ago
and today, I learned I was an evil person.

NoJaDu9 years ago
and his name is JOHN CENA

Tarkua8 years ago
Lemme come back when im 80.. Might click it

listentomyass8 years ago
I didn't press the button cause if I just cured cancer, then how did I get "uncurable" terminal cancer? my more resistant, incurable cancer would spread again anyway and it"s not curable this time. if I would have gotten some other severe, life threatening disease, I would have taken it

Jalen Ng12 years ago
I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

YEET_NOT_SERIOUS2 years ago
Agreeable
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AlwaysWithYou2469 years ago
Who could resist not pressing THE BIG RED SHINY BUTTON!! even if it meant you would die..... but that's what All Big Red Shiny Buttons do, right??

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
You can't cure cancer, as you'd need an endless amount of "cures" therefore, i prevent it, therefore i won't get cancer!

TheRealMudkip139 years ago
"We can give you powers, most men only dream about" "Just do right by me so I can do right by someone else" "And please don't make the super suit green. Or animated!"

heroboy999 years ago
DeadPool

WongShueLing7 years ago
Seriously!!! You all don't care about your lives!

Wubsy8 years ago
I already wanted to die... This just saves me some time...

crittersandcuddles9 years ago
To the 36% who did not press the button, what is wrong with you? Yes, you die, but you save so many lives, it's worth it.

KiwiBird2029 years ago
I clicked the button, but if all you who did click the button, who would get the cancer?

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago
Saving millions of peoples live over my own here!

NoJaDu9 years ago
36% of you are soo selfish

GangsternauwL8 years ago
I didnt press because cancer is one of the few natural causes which prevents us humans to overpopulate and to ruin (even more) the earth, nature and other species. Making cancer a inferior factor to us will make humans almost immune. Remember we are animals too, no gods !

bily bob9 years ago
nothing a little floating triangle couldn't fix

ModSavvy9 years ago
Those who did not press thou whoreson ill-breeding younker

TEMMIECHAT9 years ago
OMG YOU HAVE AN IRISH SKULL AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!! I love you so much right now

Jake Wong12 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

Jalen Ng12 years ago
I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago
Good spammer, who's a good spammer, you are, you are. :D

Jake Wong12 years ago
would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
*sigh* cancer is formed in a patient when the DNA of them “corrupts”, turning any affected cells into tumors. They rapidly divide, potentially taking over the host if not killed quickly. I think a better term for “finding the cure for cancer” would be “max...[Show full comment]

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
The button already made me immortal

viktormn10 years ago
100 times here

Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago
this question makes no sense

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
The button already made me immortal

Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago
this question makes no sense

Robkens6 years ago
I save the world and before i die i kill myself

aka91x10 years ago
I dont give a fuck i die i saved a lot of people

Catianed8 years ago
Save everyone of cancer and prevent cancer in Future.GO TO HISTORY MA"AM

Blahgirlson11 years ago
For the world I would do it.

Kitsav0410 years ago
38% of people are dicks

KiwiBird2029 years ago
I can get it right before I die right?

Sarah Cuddly Vandewoestyne12 years ago
well if i already found a cure and i got it, i could just cure myself

Lance Thao9 years ago
I don't know :(

Ironwolf137 years ago
I mean I hate myself sooo...

NerdyTurtle9 years ago
You cure cancer worldwide so you technically cure yourself BAM LOOPHOLE

aproy9 years ago
Technically, cancer can be cured, but not prevented a second time currently. What creates it is cell division gone wrong, a natural part of life. You could still get it after it's cured, and maybe you catch a terminal one so bad that it can't be cured in time.

Matthew Wigand12 years ago
PARADOX

Whovian149 years ago
Then you don't cure it...

life-equals-anime8 years ago
Wait but if you cure cancer then how will you die of it!?

d1dukn0w10 years ago
One life to save a trillion

lexxxx2 years ago
you press when you get cancer

ClockyOfTime10 years ago
This makes no sense

Buttonmaster118 years ago
How is that possible tho

_SlytherinROX10 years ago
*presses button while dying*

Loophole man9 years ago
The diagnosis of it being terminal could be wrong

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
At least it can be treated, deadpool has cancer

ian1309 years ago
K i would rather kill my self if i could save so many pepole

Look4thestars7 years ago
The fact that over 23,000 people here didn’t press the button is destroying my faith in humanity. And the sad part is I’m not surprised.

TitouanPontet7 years ago
You want everyone to starve overpopulation and job insecurity because that"s hos you get this

butmax10 years ago
would it not cure your own cancer????

masterdark9 years ago
who says it isnt the trinket of TBOI? (kappa)

Jaiden726068 years ago
Cure yourself

Not-Nathan-V10 years ago
This doesn't make any sense if you cure cancer just use the cure on your self.
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