Will You Press The Button?

Partyman10999 years ago

GO DOWN IN HISTORY

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago

OMG THAT FOB REFERENCE THOUGH!

amano9 years ago

I would save my friend even if I had to die... bye life im pressing the button

SwagBoss9 years ago

Someone took this way more serious

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yougurtmoustache9 years ago

that 38% must be all dicks

John_Cena9 years ago

and today, I learned I was an evil person.

NoJaDu9 years ago

and his name is JOHN CENA

Tarkua8 years ago

Lemme come back when im 80.. Might click it

listentomyass8 years ago

I didn't press the button cause if I just cured cancer, then how did I get "uncurable" terminal cancer? my more resistant, incurable cancer would spread again anyway and it"s not curable this time. if I would have gotten some other severe, life threatening disease, I would have taken it

Jalen Ng12 years ago

I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

YEET_NOT_SERIOUS2 years ago

Agreeable

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AlwaysWithYou2469 years ago

Who could resist not pressing THE BIG RED SHINY BUTTON!! even if it meant you would die..... but that's what All Big Red Shiny Buttons do, right??

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

You can't cure cancer, as you'd need an endless amount of "cures" therefore, i prevent it, therefore i won't get cancer!

TheRealMudkip139 years ago

"We can give you powers, most men only dream about" "Just do right by me so I can do right by someone else" "And please don't make the super suit green. Or animated!"

heroboy999 years ago

DeadPool

WongShueLing7 years ago

Seriously!!! You all don't care about your lives!

Wubsy8 years ago

I already wanted to die... This just saves me some time...

crittersandcuddles9 years ago

To the 36% who did not press the button, what is wrong with you? Yes, you die, but you save so many lives, it's worth it.

KiwiBird2028 years ago

I clicked the button, but if all you who did click the button, who would get the cancer?

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago

Saving millions of peoples live over my own here!

NoJaDu9 years ago

36% of you are soo selfish

GangsternauwL8 years ago

I didnt press because cancer is one of the few natural causes which prevents us humans to overpopulate and to ruin (even more) the earth, nature and other species. Making cancer a inferior factor to us will make humans almost immune. Remember we are animals too, no gods !

bily bob9 years ago

nothing a little floating triangle couldn't fix

ModSavvy9 years ago

Those who did not press thou whoreson ill-breeding younker

TEMMIECHAT8 years ago

OMG YOU HAVE AN IRISH SKULL AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!! I love you so much right now

Jake Wong12 years ago

would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

Jalen Ng12 years ago

I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago

Good spammer, who's a good spammer, you are, you are. :D

Jake Wong12 years ago

would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

*sigh* cancer is formed in a patient when the DNA of them “corrupts”, turning any affected cells into tumors. They rapidly divide, potentially taking over the host if not killed quickly. I think a better term for “finding the cure for cancer” would be “max...[Show full comment]

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

The button already made me immortal

viktormn9 years ago

100 times here

Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago

this question makes no sense

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

The button already made me immortal

Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago

this question makes no sense

Ikun48 months ago

if i did can i enter hall of fame？

lola queen9 years ago

WILL NOT

Omegus8 years ago

There are two possibilities with this one: 1, If it"s uncureable, why is there a cure? 2, just remove it. As in, surgically. Yay.

Sooko10 years ago

8487 pieces of shit

EthanFontenot8 years ago

Countless lives are more valuable than one.

Fred J.11 years ago

Considering that "uncurable" is not a word in the English language (the proper term would be "incurable") I would have a non-existent cancer. Therefore, no cancer to be cured. Therefore, logical to press the button.

t_____LOL4 years ago

DUDE!!!!!

Eoverlordmaster 9 years ago

To bad I get one wish a day I haven't used from other button :/

LoneDragon7 years ago

Better hundreds of women, men, and children than me

HineHole9 years ago

F_cking selfish 38% you cure F_CKING CANCER

LC_DanRaptor9 years ago

I would be a shared so yes

210727Frake7 years ago

Doesn’t say it kills u.

XWXDarkAngelXWX9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Garganot8 years ago

Wait but what if this new "uncureable" cancer spreads/other people get it and other people get it then either way people have cancer

Danny's NotHere12 years ago

Is there an option where I can give everyone else cancer for no reason?

Fallenangel21898 years ago

This is stupid how can it be uncureable if there is now a cure for all cancer

SunsetRedRobots10 years ago

Small price to pay here. If it meant curing one of the world's biggest diseases, I would die.

Mirkel Leliveld12 years ago

cancer is a nececary evil, so no.

RyderRyan9 years ago

FOR THE PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!

AroonSperkalRude9 years ago

Millions cured for the price of my own life? I say it's worth it! You'd be a dick if you'd rather live and know that millions of people are going to die because of you.

Mailcs064 years ago

Saves This button for when I’m about to die

ButtonPresser669 years ago

Use the cure on yourself, there is no such thing as uncurable cancer if you have a cure...

pizzalover8 years ago

FUCK those ditches my life more important

MissSparkles 10 years ago

Like Fred J. said, uncurable isn't a real word so... Also even if I wasn't curable I would still do it

Dogeliveryservice7 years ago

I would rather stop cancer altogether and die than this stay a p oblem and kill others. My grandma died because of this hellish disease, and if this happens in the past she would still be alive! So I pushed that damn button!

DJSenpaiiOrthrus8 years ago

"The needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few " -Spock

KittenKate159 years ago

Yeah but maybe I have this cancer until I'm 80 years old, I'd still like a while

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