Will You Press The Button?

Partyman10999 years ago

GO DOWN IN HISTORY

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago

OMG THAT FOB REFERENCE THOUGH!

amano9 years ago

I would save my friend even if I had to die... bye life im pressing the button

SwagBoss9 years ago

Someone took this way more serious

Load more replies

yougurtmoustache9 years ago

that 38% must be all dicks

John_Cena9 years ago

and today, I learned I was an evil person.

NoJaDu9 years ago

and his name is JOHN CENA

Tarkua8 years ago

Lemme come back when im 80.. Might click it

listentomyass8 years ago

I didn't press the button cause if I just cured cancer, then how did I get "uncurable" terminal cancer? my more resistant, incurable cancer would spread again anyway and it"s not curable this time. if I would have gotten some other severe, life threatening disease, I would have taken it

Jalen Ng12 years ago

I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

YEET_NOT_SERIOUS2 years ago

Agreeable

Load more replies

AlwaysWithYou2469 years ago

Who could resist not pressing THE BIG RED SHINY BUTTON!! even if it meant you would die..... but that's what All Big Red Shiny Buttons do, right??

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

You can't cure cancer, as you'd need an endless amount of "cures" therefore, i prevent it, therefore i won't get cancer!

TheRealMudkip139 years ago

"We can give you powers, most men only dream about" "Just do right by me so I can do right by someone else" "And please don't make the super suit green. Or animated!"

heroboy999 years ago

DeadPool

WongShueLing7 years ago

Seriously!!! You all don't care about your lives!

Wubsy8 years ago

I already wanted to die... This just saves me some time...

crittersandcuddles9 years ago

To the 36% who did not press the button, what is wrong with you? Yes, you die, but you save so many lives, it's worth it.

KiwiBird2028 years ago

I clicked the button, but if all you who did click the button, who would get the cancer?

AmazingPhangirlFire9 years ago

Saving millions of peoples live over my own here!

NoJaDu9 years ago

36% of you are soo selfish

GangsternauwL8 years ago

I didnt press because cancer is one of the few natural causes which prevents us humans to overpopulate and to ruin (even more) the earth, nature and other species. Making cancer a inferior factor to us will make humans almost immune. Remember we are animals too, no gods !

bily bob9 years ago

nothing a little floating triangle couldn't fix

ModSavvy9 years ago

Those who did not press thou whoreson ill-breeding younker

TEMMIECHAT8 years ago

OMG YOU HAVE AN IRISH SKULL AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!! I love you so much right now

Jake Wong12 years ago

would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

Jalen Ng12 years ago

I would rather save someone's life than mine. :-)

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago

Good spammer, who's a good spammer, you are, you are. :D

Jake Wong12 years ago

would this prevent cancer forever as well? if so hell yea im down

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

*sigh* cancer is formed in a patient when the DNA of them “corrupts”, turning any affected cells into tumors. They rapidly divide, potentially taking over the host if not killed quickly. I think a better term for “finding the cure for cancer” would be “max...[Show full comment]

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

The button already made me immortal

viktormn9 years ago

100 times here

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

The button already made me immortal

Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago

this question makes no sense

Conan Junior Hatch12 years ago

this question makes no sense

DravenFrenerrBrook4 years ago

I can buuuuut choose not to

ossie9 years ago

check out y question http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/225245

Sex8 years ago

How does that even work.

worshipthesquid10 years ago

If you've cured cancer then you can take the cure yourself, surely? If not, it still makes more sense for one to die than many *shrugs*

unravel-butt 9 years ago

cancer will always return due to radiation

SUPERHOMO9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

yougurtmoustache9 years ago

go fuck yourself

rogntudju8 years ago

If Stefan Karl lives, I don't care if I die.

Matthew Wigand12 years ago

PARADOX

ireku9 years ago

Nah not my problem i dont sacrifyce myself to ppl i dont know

Chimichanga9 years ago

I want to die anyways xD

sunny-hurizon8 years ago

It never said when!

Quickshot769 years ago

I would save alot more people than myself xD

aetawo1238 months ago

So what if I cure worldwide cancer, and then the rate of progression of the cancer I get is slowed down immensely by that same technology, so when I do die of it I'm like a hundred years old anyways? Still terminal, just delayed

jimmymacelroy8 years ago

But you live in the world that has the cure for world wide cancer... so that would technically mean it"s curable

Laxus Dreyar10 years ago

I'm selfish.

Icetoken1239 years ago

Hi Everyone

Koen8 years ago

You never said WHEN I get cancer. Maybe I can still live 40years without having cancer

Kevin Sipos12 years ago

You kinda just cure your own cancer in the process so this is redundent entirely just nope

Tassadar9 years ago

Lol man

TitouanPontet7 years ago

Overpopulation problem if you press it

XxDeezNutsIvestugationxX9 years ago

Well i wud use my soperpower from the last question and i whud have the power to not have canser (don't care if i spellt stuff rong)

cadikai9 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Double0racle7 years ago

Ok, I’ll cure it on my deathbed.

pedro elias9 years ago

first we need think in your self

smoothie_148 years ago

Nah

Stefan_118 years ago

But if you have the cure, than you can cure yourself. Problem solved.

Notifications

198 Comments

Login or register to comment