Will You Press The Button?

Maharidlast year

Well, there no need for kidnapping, i will have enought money to pay every time so no probs.

bob_burgerlast year

i have infinite money though

Rikki43287 years ago

so i"m princess peach?

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

she"s being kidnapped for her amulet.

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Sum3Dud37 years ago

Me: Oh I wonder who it is this time Also me: My other kidnappers gave me free food. Last year I got a whole pizza to myself for a day. Some dude: I think I may have some left over donuts in the fridge. Me... again: Best Kidnapping ever.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Nice

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Bpt118 years ago

HELP ME I'M A RICH MAN BEING RAPED PAY THE GODAMN RANSOM ALREADY BITCH

Kalindros6 years ago

Kidnapped for ransom does not mean the same thing as rape

Marcus Pennington12 years ago

it would be interesting to see the kidnappers gladiator fight their way into my house every year... knowing that they WILL succeed at some point in the year mind as well make it entertainment

jkmc12058 years ago

That"s the greatest idea ever! XD

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Icode18 years ago

wait im a male princess peach

duckbutt9 years ago

at least i wont get bored getting kidnapped all the time

TinaLucia2 years ago

Yeah totally :)

Aaron129988 years ago

Pay the kidnappers the money they want in order to let you go 0u0

Yukitai4 years ago

That"s the thing... You get kidnapped but you"re the one with the money that they want. So you get kidnapped and chained up (made-up part) just to pay them.

Icode18 years ago

do what ever i want means i can hire the best of the best sciencetist to make me almost anything

Squatting Slav pepe8 years ago

Hire a private army and live on a large private yacht 40 miles of the coast of the Atlantic, you will be nearly untouchable.

DamonScott7 years ago

James Bond will come after you for mi6 you would be doomed

get to a tree unicorn9 years ago

Brush I can just get a bodyguard

TinaLucia2 years ago

Bruh*

Handsomejack12345679 years ago

Well if they are guaranteed to get me I might as well watch them fight Assassins and Knights fully decked out in Impenetrable Armor With Fire Swords also with 5 Flying Dragons that are as tall a Titan and also are able to breathe fire.

Jeremy56629 years ago

Bruh I would just say ill split it equally and then hire there sons to protect me.

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Jkst8 years ago

Come mario

Calicokitty8 years ago

As long as I'm returned in a timely fashion, I have no injection.

HereForTheFreeFood9 years ago

........ Hire Liam Neeson and other bodyguards??

David Morgan12 years ago

Hire bodyguards for 24/7 protection!

X123467 years ago

Or hire ninjas to assassinate every suspect

Filip Kalny12 years ago

Im confused, so are you kidnapped "constantly" or "every year"?

Foxylover9 years ago

every year

Isaac Swiney12 years ago

just give them money?

Gabriel Hall12 years ago

only if my dad is liam nelilson

xtremechickenfarmer9 years ago

Hire guards

TheUniqueGamerTUG7 years ago

Could your parents just kidnap you? Win Win

pankake9 years ago

Pay them not to kidnap you

shaquisha8 years ago

Um, you have a ton of money, just give it to them.

Matt Guilette12 years ago

Just pay your own ransom...

AliceAngel8 years ago

What do you think I am Princess Toadstool

keeva martin9 years ago

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Atom9 years ago

Why Why Why Wheres woods and Hudson

akeemwhite489 years ago

I would press the button and just paied them every time inget kidnapped simpl

probium4 years ago

I can become the president

SphericalSphere9 years ago

I'd just put a bunch of money in a safe and tell my trusted ones the passcode. Then, when I get put up for ransom, pay them money from the safe.

G3nius_mlg8 years ago

It"s OK I want to be taken like Liam Neesons family so he can kill them and I can be protected by a freaking agent with the skills of James Bond

titanicd1019 years ago

The Downside??? Kidnapped once a year and you didn't specify if it was the same person or how you would be treated so... Worth it.

Waterspage7 years ago

Sure I mean it could be interesting, heck I’ll push the button

ThatTacoDude9 years ago

I'll buy a gun and kill that random person

Watermelonman8 years ago

I dont know why, but this reminds me of home alone

Nizar Tajdin12 years ago

Downside? Just pay them out of your unlimited funds.

Fanboi699 years ago

Pay my own ransom

JuaniDragonSerrano8 years ago

Hello

Geoff Kidder12 years ago

What are the stipulations? Like how long are you kidnapped for? Do you get beaten or raped? Not enough information given.

ninjadino3219 years ago

Take karate classes.

PressDaButton3537 years ago

Uh kidnapped? NO WAY!

Lucaribro5019 years ago

you would just become friends with your kidnappers

gadlygamer3 years ago

lets see them get past my many levels of dungeons filled with high lvl bosses, traps, parkour course, automated turrets, torture rooms filled with the most horrid of sounds, a gladiator, guys with guns, and the final room A BOSS BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT ROBO...[Show full comment]

ByrnToast9 years ago

That sounds hot

Jellax-Jedi8 years ago

just have checks for a few million on hand at all times, then be released as soon as I'm kidnapped.

Spongygames9 years ago

If I always have enough money, ransoms are just another asset.

Jean Has No Life9 years ago

Eh sure why not,i could pay my own ransom and after a couple years I would get used to it

OpticallyGreen8 years ago

Buy a chunk of land and then fortify it

willjr0810 years ago

What if you use enough money to pay off the kidnappers to never kidnap you again AND buy north korea and make it my mega fortress mansion with so much protection walking onto it will mean immediate solar beam attacks!

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