Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank00010 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99last year

Genius

Jaasjaas7 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai4 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

Ike Sly12 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk3 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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anoonymooss9 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Hyltran5 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai4 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi...[Show full comment]

Toothbanger7 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae8 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

Luke Lang12 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof123457 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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SirEdodo7 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR7 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta217 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog8 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan8 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

DeathNinjaGamerHD8 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen...[Show full comment]

otaku girl :/9 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

Trevor Valance12 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx9 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

NightLark10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Yukitai4 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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oldnotweak11 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney12 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe768928 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider12 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack9 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

Rise9 years ago

Dog shit turns to water when I touch it. Boom. Done.

Cameron Clark12 years ago

Wish for a giant mansion with a hidden lake named dogs hit that you can bathe in

theorbspike9 years ago

There is no downside here who doesn't love to bathe in dog shit

thatssimple8 years ago

i would wish that i wouldnt have to bathe in dog shit twice everyday...simple

Drakky10 years ago

Wish granting = too easy to rig the downside.

GriffinBowes8 years ago

10th wish: I don't die in 5 years

weewee9 years ago

I'd wish that the shit would not smelly or any other shirty features

lexie tango8 years ago

Wish one: I wish hat I don't have to bath in dog shit... wish two: an I phone 7...wish three: I will forever be rich... wish four: cancer don't exist

ToastyStrewdle10 years ago

Easy. Just wish I won't have to bath in dog shit twice every day.

dolanders6 years ago

I wish that I didn't have to bathe in dog shit

ghostc129 years ago

My first wish would be that dog crap would disappear 2 seconds after hitting the ground

sbkangweiQNMLGB11 months ago

so where does the shit from?

PokeMasterTim049 years ago

The upside?

dman the fett10 years ago

I'd bite the bullet and waist a wish on shit smelling like dank Cinnamon rolls

Tigslarlowducken7 years ago

Wish for more wishes

Danni9 years ago

I'll just wish not to bathe in dog shit

Rcksn8 years ago

Wish 1: I remove the button"s downside forever Wish 2: 100 more wishes

XxzardxX10 years ago

I really don't see the downside. You can just wish not to bathe in dog shit.

magicalwizard817 years ago

i would wish for chocolate instead of dog $h1t.

keenan9 years ago

F**king no I put I WILL NOT

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Fuck no

NetflixMeh10 years ago

Hellll no....I would never bathe in shit.

Compoundgold4 years ago

I could just wish that I didn't have to bathe in dog shit to get the wishes and good luck

disabledcow9 years ago

just make one of your wish that you don't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day

Josh Pierpoint12 years ago

I would wish that I love dog shit.

YouKnowWhoItIs8 years ago

My wishes: 1. No consequences for buttons 2.All superpowers 3.to be popular 4.to have infinite wishes

densch10 years ago

Wish 1: Dogs will only shit clean water from now on. Wish 2-10: up to your taste. :-)

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