Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank00010 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99last year

Genius

Jaasjaas7 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai4 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

Ike Sly12 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk3 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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anoonymooss9 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Hyltran5 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai4 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi...[Show full comment]

Toothbanger7 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae8 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

Luke Lang12 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof123457 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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SirEdodo7 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR7 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta217 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog8 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan8 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

DeathNinjaGamerHD9 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen...[Show full comment]

otaku girl :/9 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

Trevor Valance12 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx9 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

NightLark10 years ago

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Yukitai4 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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oldnotweak11 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney12 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe768928 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider12 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack10 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

NDTGaming6 months ago

Mình có thể ước là không tắm phân chó hai lần mỗi ngày được mà.

kelly78959 years ago

don't care cause undertale can become real

BeRsErk10 years ago

Wish for unlimited wishes. Wish for immortality. Wish to not have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Pancakes6547 years ago

1. I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes 2. I wish I had eternal good luck 3. I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog poop JACKPOT!

H3adbutt3r9 years ago

I will have a wish that i wont bathe in dog shiaaaaat

Demon19878 years ago

1.Dog shit is chocolate 2.immortal 3. No age 4. Regeneration 5. Super speed 6. Super strength 7. Super sayain 8. Super sayain 3 9. Super sayain 4 10. Every other form of Super sayain

HiBob2410 years ago

wish 1:wish I didn't have to bathe in that twice every day wish 2:unlimited wishes

Ligth9 years ago

First wish: develop scat fetish

Zoe768928 years ago

Wish for Unlimited wishes and next wish say i wish not to bathe in dog poo ever again but still have all my wishes and luck

TheTitanKiller10 years ago

I will wish I don't have to bathe in shit. LOOPHOLE

Arbuzcelovek4 years ago

1. i dont wanna swim in dog"s shit 2. i wanna be god 3. i wanna be x2 bigger than human 4. i wanna have pc in my head 5. i wanna have inf money 6. I WANNA BE MOST POPULAR YOUTUBER 7. i wanna look like demon

shashielovesbuttons9 years ago

Yay do it anyway

LÃ¬u HÃ½ HÃ¹ng12 years ago

wish for dog poop turn to normal water when you see it

Ezzie8 years ago

Just wish that u didn't have to bathe in dog "poo"

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

loophole: wish that money was called ¨dog shit¨

wassupboizlovedisgame5 years ago

i can wish for more wishes

ImmaBeeBelatrix9 years ago

I'd just wish that every time I touched dog shit it would turn into chocolate..

WolfRex8 years ago

Well, this says nothing about limitations for the wishes, so I could basically use the wish to make the dog shit look, taste, smell and feel like water. Then I could use 8 wishes on something, then use the last one on infinite wishes.

dinolord sonic9 years ago

mywish is infinite wishes and i cant bathe in dog poo

beta10 years ago

Lazy downside is lazy.

ThatSingleGamer9 years ago

My first wish would be for all Dog Shit to deteriorate 1 minute after being shat out, second wish to have infinite good luck anyway, use 7 more on randoms shit I want and use my final wish for infinite wishes

KingBeastie8 years ago

I would wish that canine pooped rosewater

Riukkuyo10 years ago

Wish 1: I wish I could bathe in clean water instead of dog crap every day. Wish 2: I wish to extend my life to 90 years. Wish 3: I wish I had more wishes after I run out of wishes.

loafmeh9 years ago

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WatermelonTitan9 years ago

I would wish that dog shit became water + I would wish 1000 wishes!

Constipated-man8 years ago

I can wish for unlimited wishes and wish dogs shit bags of candy

Mr.Notfoundlast year

My First wish will be disappear dog poop existence

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