Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank000 11 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99 3 years ago

Genius

Jaasjaas 9 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai 5 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Ike Sly 13 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk 5 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

anoonymooss 10 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Luke Lang 13 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof12345 8 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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Hyltran 6 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai 5 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi... [Show full comment]

Toothbanger 9 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae 9 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

SirEdodo 8 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR 8 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta21 9 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog 9 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan 9 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx 10 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

DeathNinjaGamerHD 10 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen... [Show full comment]

otaku girl :/ 10 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

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Yukitai 5 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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oldnotweak 12 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney 13 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe76892 9 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider 13 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack 11 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

dman the fett 12 years ago

I'd bite the bullet and waist a wish on shit smelling like dank Cinnamon rolls

Tigslarlowducken 8 years ago

Wish for more wishes

Danni 11 years ago

I'll just wish not to bathe in dog shit

Rcksn 9 years ago

Wish 1: I remove the button"s downside forever Wish 2: 100 more wishes

XxzardxX 11 years ago

I really don't see the downside. You can just wish not to bathe in dog shit.

sbkangweiQNMLGB 2 years ago

so where does the shit from?

PokeMasterTim04 10 years ago

The upside?

keenan 11 years ago

F**king no I put I WILL NOT

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago

Fuck no

NetflixMeh 11 years ago

Hellll no....I would never bathe in shit.

Compoundgold 5 years ago

I could just wish that I didn't have to bathe in dog shit to get the wishes and good luck

disabledcow 10 years ago

just make one of your wish that you don't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day

Josh Pierpoint 13 years ago

I would wish that I love dog shit.

magicalwizard81 9 years ago

i would wish for chocolate instead of dog $h1t.

YouKnowWhoItIs 10 years ago

My wishes: 1. No consequences for buttons 2.All superpowers 3.to be popular 4.to have infinite wishes

densch 11 years ago

Wish 1: Dogs will only shit clean water from now on. Wish 2-10: up to your taste. :-)

Kita-tokazi 6 years ago

How about I wish to not bath in dog shit?

CringeChild 9 years ago

wish one:i wish i don`t have to bathe in dog crap wish two:i wish for infinite wishes BOOM no downside,loophole

ArchonShadows 11 years ago

id just wish the dogs extinct.

Pancakes654 8 years ago

Darn you!

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Migdin1 8 years ago

Wish that it taste and acts like chocolate.

Snowman732 11 years ago

Wish 1=unlimited wishes.wish 2=not have to bathe in dog crap

ShadowSpirit 9 years ago

I would wish 4 more wishes, then that all my wishes come true, one of them is that dog shit looks, feels, smells and taste like water

lolmonkeys04 11 years ago

I would wish that every time that I had to bath in dog poop,it would smell good.

wrathstar 10 years ago

Nothing changes?

Doctor'sCompanion 11 years ago

Soooooooooo many loopholes

Krusek 9 years ago

I would wish that I had a soap brand called dog shit.

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