You Are The CEO at Facebook
but
You Cant Make a Facebook Account
I will not

SwampMaster2160 5 years ago
The first thing I would do is dissolve the company.

Cody Stumma 13 years ago
I don't see the problem. It's a win-win.

Blueowlofgog 5 years ago
No problem with that win- win
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MAYONESA 8 years ago
Are you a potato? That"s already the situation. Well, not really, he has "multi-accounts" and sells them to russia

Panifex 9 years ago
Make tons of money and not have to deal with this "social media" crap... That sounds like a win-won

Panifex 9 years ago
*win-win

DragonMaster537 9 years ago
I don't use facebook so the way I see it I am just getting a random check every month

ApexSpice 10 years ago
I had a life once then some1 told me to get a Facebook account

natmine 11 years ago
I don't use Facebook

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
yah cuz fuck facebook and all the random people trying to be your friend the creeps

Awesome32123 11 years ago
Win/Win. Who cares about Facebook.

Genesis Martin 13 years ago
There's always tumblr

Milkywae 6 years ago
There"s always twitter
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Sarah Cartan 13 years ago
What if I already have one?

idiot_9999999999999999999 6 years ago
instagram, baby
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Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago
There is no need to use capitals at the start of basically every word, it looks stupid. Also there is an apostrophe needed in can't, it is there to show there is a letter missing.

xXFireDemonGirlXx 9 years ago
lOk, wE GiT iT BUT SOmE pLp dOnT CaR. dEL W/ It.
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Bread Cake 13 years ago
This is literally the best thing that could possibly happen

Dr_7roll3R 9 years ago
*I can't* make a new one, but I already do have one, and if I want a new one, I"d have someone making it for me, and then I"d log in and change the password. I don't see a problem with this.

Nade 11 years ago
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Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago
MySpace is superior in every way

Alfredo Miranda Jr. 13 years ago
Shut it down in an instant

deathmachine50002 8 years ago
Sell it.

KatzSimmer 11 years ago
Facebook sucks so I would do neither

RockyStarNova 11 years ago
Eh, only clicked not because Facebook is the only way I can talk with my girlfriend right now...

CHEESE_EXCLAMATION 2 years ago
Who says I need a Facebook account?

CHEESE_EXCLAMATION 2 years ago
This comment adds NOTHING! Why isn't there a DELETE BUTTON!

MadaraUchiha 10 years ago
wait what?

Gloodgy 9 years ago
Facebook is a Garbo website

The Wise Rabbit 11 years ago
No problem here

Jaydhd 10 years ago
Who uses Facebook anymore?

ArchedParsley7 11 years ago
Why not

Leah_770 9 years ago
Who the fuck uses Facebook any more

Gore 11 years ago
Don't need to. I'm rich and tumblr exists.

Jkst 10 years ago
No problem

gabriellefesta 12 years ago
downside??

WingDingGaster 9 years ago
Make facebook great again

Chicken2000 11 years ago
Don't like no Facebook! : D

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
I've already got one so HA!

ModishAndElegantPony 6 years ago
Easy yes.

loveluke98 11 years ago
this is such a win-win. I don't even use facebook anymore. I would have so much money

JackJACK 4 months ago
First thing would shut Down Facebook Forever,Thanks me later.

doomstar9093 10 years ago
i dont even use facebook=free money

Simon Peperkamp 13 years ago
Use others accounts. And fuck their lives over.

shreklover 8 years ago
time to shut it down, sorry mom

scampdog 11 years ago
WIN WIN

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
Don't want a facebook account and I could make millions.

GoogleSlayStore 11 years ago
Sounds good to me

Mostly_Factual 9 years ago
Why would you even want one? Imagine all the spam Zuckerberg gets, I bet he wishes he never made one.

recon9896 11 years ago
who needs a facebook account when you're loaded

sammita_juku 10 years ago
Don't even use Facebook. So I"d basically just get a lot of money. Cool.

fagridocska 11 years ago
Cool. Get money but not the bull**** on facebook.

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago
First thing I’m doing as CEO is rebranding Threads as Twitter to screw over “X” (why was it ever changed? Twitter was fine). The second thing I’m doing as CEO is resigning.

Toodles 11 years ago
I honestly don't use my Facebook account...

User2845 10 years ago
I dont have a facebook account ....

iamadouchebag 12 years ago
Destroy Facebook

GlitchySphere40 5 years ago
I'm 14 I'm never gonna use facebook
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