You Are The CEO at Facebook
but
You Cant Make a Facebook Account
I will not


SwampMaster21603 years ago
The first thing I would do is dissolve the company.

Cody Stumma12 years ago
I don't see the problem. It's a win-win.

Blueowlofgog4 years ago
No problem with that win- win
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MAYONESA7 years ago
Are you a potato? That"s already the situation. Well, not really, he has "multi-accounts" and sells them to russia

Panifex8 years ago
Make tons of money and not have to deal with this "social media" crap... That sounds like a win-won

Panifex8 years ago
*win-win

DragonMaster5378 years ago
I don't use facebook so the way I see it I am just getting a random check every month

ApexSpice8 years ago
I had a life once then some1 told me to get a Facebook account

natmine9 years ago
I don't use Facebook

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
yah cuz fuck facebook and all the random people trying to be your friend the creeps

Awesome321239 years ago
Win/Win. Who cares about Facebook.

Genesis Martin12 years ago
There's always tumblr

Milkywae4 years ago
There"s always twitter
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Sarah Cartan12 years ago
What if I already have one?

idiot_99999999999999999994 years ago
instagram, baby
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Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago
There is no need to use capitals at the start of basically every word, it looks stupid. Also there is an apostrophe needed in can't, it is there to show there is a letter missing.

xXFireDemonGirlXx8 years ago
lOk, wE GiT iT BUT SOmE pLp dOnT CaR. dEL W/ It.
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Bread Cake12 years ago
This is literally the best thing that could possibly happen

Chantez8 years ago
Hmmmm this is a no brainer

Pimpacity9 years ago
I already don't use facebook.

Mrbeast84769 years ago
But my invisible friends! They will be gone!

Fred J.11 years ago
According to what this says, I can't make one after I press the button, but it doesn't state that I can't HAVE MADE one, nor that I cannot use said previously made account. That being said, I barely use it anyhow, so it wouldn't make much difference.

AColdGuy4 years ago
I can't make it, but maybe a friend can and then he gives me his acc.

fritoredd9 years ago
All the money and I don't have a facebook anyway

Dravern9 years ago
Sell Facebook to Google because Facebook scams people at Google's expense

MrElliott2T7 years ago
Get one of your workers to make it for you Win-Win

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
dont care i finally give the people the thing they have wanted for eons... the fabled "dislike button"

Greatcat8 years ago
Anyone who cares about the downside already has an account.

Fridi Da Hibbit9 years ago
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LucaBradley7 years ago
I use twitter

The_evil_Banana9 years ago
tumblr, instagram, vine, twitter, ect.

Vavakx10 years ago
*gets an account before pressing the button*

Toelicker698 months ago
I would fix the company bc Elon musk decided to make it somehow way way worse

auggie9 years ago
im to young for facebook besides the popes done with it

Memeber9 years ago
you can make an account for something that doesnt exist anymore......

Memeber9 years ago
CAN'T

nathalia10 years ago
I hate facebook, anyway.

Nimrodthelesser3 years ago
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Phan.9 years ago
"WHAT'S ON YOU MIND?"~Troye Sivan in 'Facebook form'

Pleshy8 years ago
Ditched Facebook long ago, I'll sell the company to somebody who"s gonna do good to it

Ellie1234 years ago
Who needs Facebook

Das isne Ananas9 years ago
Like this shit!!

Moonpanda8 years ago
Dont have facebook ha

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RED SKELETON9 years ago
Who cares if you make an account or not?!? Your still being showered in money, and your the CEO of a world wide website!

Elias Nahuel Garcete Gimenez12 years ago
I dont even have a... oh crap.

Dankus478 years ago
I shall destroy it then

Amelyanna10 years ago
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ttddoogg9 years ago
i dont use facebook anyway so im doing it for money

Saiyanwolf9 years ago
I don't use Facebook anyway

Dannybionic3 years ago
Idfc about facebook

salqhtiest9 years ago
Where's the downside?

RasFluffy7 years ago
What if you already have a facebook account

AMURICA 9 years ago
I already have one so why would I need to make one?

SirBootious8 years ago
But Facebook is dead..?

mika03210 years ago
loophole: already have facebook

Dragborg8 years ago
Ummm... no brainer
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