You Are The CEO at Facebook
but
You Cant Make a Facebook Account
I will not


SwampMaster21603 years ago
The first thing I would do is dissolve the company.

Cody Stumma12 years ago
I don't see the problem. It's a win-win.

Blueowlofgog4 years ago
No problem with that win- win
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MAYONESA7 years ago
Are you a potato? That"s already the situation. Well, not really, he has "multi-accounts" and sells them to russia

Panifex8 years ago
Make tons of money and not have to deal with this "social media" crap... That sounds like a win-won

Panifex8 years ago
*win-win

DragonMaster5378 years ago
I don't use facebook so the way I see it I am just getting a random check every month

ApexSpice8 years ago
I had a life once then some1 told me to get a Facebook account

natmine9 years ago
I don't use Facebook

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
yah cuz fuck facebook and all the random people trying to be your friend the creeps

Awesome3212310 years ago
Win/Win. Who cares about Facebook.

Genesis Martin12 years ago
There's always tumblr

Milkywae4 years ago
There"s always twitter
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Sarah Cartan12 years ago
What if I already have one?

idiot_99999999999999999995 years ago
instagram, baby
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Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago
There is no need to use capitals at the start of basically every word, it looks stupid. Also there is an apostrophe needed in can't, it is there to show there is a letter missing.

xXFireDemonGirlXx8 years ago
lOk, wE GiT iT BUT SOmE pLp dOnT CaR. dEL W/ It.
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Bread Cake12 years ago
This is literally the best thing that could possibly happen

GlitchySphere404 years ago
I'm 14 I'm never gonna use facebook

GloKnife9 years ago
Jokes on you... I HATE FACEBOOK> #TEAMTWITTER

Zer0billion8 years ago
I don't use it anyway.......

xLOSTxDARKLORD710 years ago
I never use Facebook........ I use Google+

User28459 years ago
I dont have a facebook account ....

iamadouchebag11 years ago
Destroy Facebook

OtterMemes8 years ago
TIME TO FUCK UP FACEBOOK

xFlied10 years ago
FREE MONEY AND WHO THE FUCK NEEDS SOCIAL MEATIA?

Cosmic Communist9 years ago
I'd use my bourg powers to make sure that Facebook doesn't become the creepfest it is, and turn it into a site where you can stay anonymous if you want to and remove the data mining stuff. Then I'd just hand the means of production down to the employees wh...[Show full comment]

Julia Guo12 years ago
Hack: have a friend make an account for you. It never said you can't use it, just that you can't make it.

NeonL7 years ago
Everyone likes sausage, but no one wants to know how it"s made

CupcakeShed9 years ago
Downside?

Arc0v05 months ago
Then I'll simply use the admin account as my personal account

Aircatcher9 years ago
Money rain already, no need the account

Pearse King12 years ago
Life.... has no meaning anymore........

Harvey_corr7 years ago
This is al good what bad about it

voidberg10 years ago
Don't fall for the "share or die"/"share so crush kisses you" texts. Share this instead.

KaiGrebe8 years ago
Nobody uses fb anyways,

tsukino10 years ago
i see no downside

xXFireDemonGirlXx8 years ago
IDGAGDS about dis but couldnt someone else make an account for meh? loopholes .....

MadiTheWeirdo10 years ago
who even likes facebook anymore besides your mom.

Zahidul9 years ago
Why would I ? :D

Iodyne10 years ago
downside but upside

SneakyMuffen3 years ago
WE CAN DELETE FACEBOOK

cosmic_luigi_649 years ago
I don't care, i don't need facebook, i has tweeter

THEBUTTONISGAY9 years ago
Twitter. Just use twitter

Cora_Blackthorn11 years ago
that would be absolutely amazing.

Loneliness-kun5 years ago
No downside

MC Sammy9 years ago
facebook is for old people. plus i would be rich as hell

HannahDottier8 years ago
Already have an acc so.... Ha

LastShadow10 years ago
Never liked facebook

Anders Lisborg Simonsen12 years ago
already have one lolz

C4lcul4t0r7 years ago
*smashes keyboard* just make messenger acc facebook is dumb

masterbone1239 years ago
what kind of qusetion is that hell yea

goku1234567898 years ago
I would shut down facebook

MyPasswordisPassword10 years ago
cash money + privacy = no downside. btw how do you get facebook to stop texting you?

Dr.L9 years ago
The CEO doesn't need an account to post he just does it

jrmcc1710 years ago
I don't use facebook anyway. There would be money though
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