Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic8 months ago

Literally had this exact same dilemma that was worded differently.

KingAyjanswag8 years ago

Enternal life means overpopulation

Ikbenmathijs5 years ago

Yeah but if we"d have eternal life people would start getting less kids and humanity would actually have enough time to colonize other planets

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watermalone20069 years ago

God gives u eternal life if u worship and love him so there is no point here

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDEARGODNO3 years ago

shut up that"s stupid

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Batmanofdoom9 years ago

Fuck humanity

yukari-akiyama4 years ago

agreed

Soepkip139 years ago

But what if the source of eternal life is killing yoursel?

ThatKidWithASpoon9 years ago

These people and their snarky loopholes

PheebTheDweeb8 years ago

The earth will not become immortal with the whole of humanity, and therefore the whole of humanity will float in an infinite void for an eternity, when the sun becomes a red giant and destroys our planet. That sounds like fun!

naga halomac9 years ago

If you find the source for eternal life then you could also live forever as well

Wholocked9 years ago

But surely eternal life isn't a good thing, the earth will overpopulate, so... What's the good thing to do?

PheebTheDweeb8 years ago

also will the sun still one day swallow up the earth? The earth will not become immortal with the whole of humanity, and therefore the whole of humanity will float in an infinite void for an eternity.

Senseless9 years ago

I hate humanity sooo....

yukari-akiyama4 years ago

yeah i know

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Blackout-Button4 years ago

If we all have eternal life I can’t die so downside negated

Rude8 years ago

No. No. NO! Pfft, fuck that

AnnYuClicks7 years ago

Basically: you die for eternal life which equals to overpopulation. NICE.

Roadrepellent9 years ago

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! If you find the the source of eternal life for all humans, that would include you, wouldn't it? So how would you die? Nothing makes sense in the world anymore! I need a lie down... *Snore* 3 hours later... Ah... I feel much better now!

bugmenot9 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.

Dapperblook9999 years ago

But do we deserve it?

WouldIPressTheButtonlast month

Fuck y’all, I’m not sharing shit

ActualDaughterOfSatan7 years ago

who"s taking one for the team?

Slimeboy223 years ago

I"d love that. I don't want people to know me. I don't want to be famous. I"d love that.

ItsAnAgressiveMeme8 years ago

DARK SOULS REFERENCE AM I RIGHT BOY"S!

Weerwet9 years ago

I have immeasurable amounts of empathy..... I just have no sympathy whatsoever. willyoupressthebutton.com/330175

Noobpoh8 years ago

I don't care of my life

Nacas5 years ago

Heh I was suicidal anyway. I didn't expect such a way to go.

ADHDGamer1237 years ago

I will keep it for myself so i dont have to die :p

Donteverusetoilets8 years ago

God is not real.

GarfunklScoob9 years ago

If you end all conflict, doesn't thatean we wouldn't have a point of existence. Life would be more meaningless than it is!

hvuy9 months ago

像是守夜人吗

WhyHowAreWeDoingHere4 years ago

how the hell are the stats almost equal

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

Living forever would be terrible.

Isaacluna247 years ago

I want to die anyway XD

TurboxBurrito449 years ago

So what I hear is that I'm automatically going to heaven

DivaPrincess7 years ago

Nope, I never dated yet got an iphone, I never did anything with my life yet, so

Qpsklast year

Gufhfj

Youhug9 years ago

Sadly, I wouldn't press the button... http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/331269

thelocalcannon8 years ago

hmmm making 2 heavens one impossible or nearly impossible to go to now the other you get born in interesting

Maddy38395 years ago

No one even cares about me soooo...

Shtina59 years ago

No thanks I like normal human existence

LiamJohnson7 years ago

No just no mankind can just die for all I care

Rou9 months ago

I dont really care much tbh, I am done with this world LOL

WBGrock7 years ago

Eternal life. Nobody dies... leads to overpopulation and thus starvation. Will not press the button till we figure out FTL Travel.

amazing spider monkey9 years ago

fuck no, sacrifice my own life for humanity, im not that kind

Gabriel528 years ago

What if i use the ""power source"" on em first?

XxDiamondxX9 years ago

I will press the button because I will it does not matter if know one knows the sacrefu cevi made, but I will always jnowcand because it is the right thing to do.