you can eat anything you want and not get fat
but
you can never talk to the opposite sex again
I will not

Berlin Akutabi 11 years ago
It says you can never TALK, says nothing about writing to them or just pretending you are mute, there are really many ways around this

dadika08 6 years ago
Yeah someone can talk for you
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shevalras 6 years ago
Lesbians, we ride at dawn

GoobieSnoobert 2 years ago
But nooo my frens

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
*gayly devours Oreos*

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Me, every day, without fail.

pixelBagel 11 years ago
CONSTANT FOOD AND NO FUCKBOIS

ingridpeura 11 years ago
You dont need to talk to have sex 😂

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
That's not what it means.

Maggie Liz Sutton 13 years ago
It's okay....... I'm a lesbian. :D

Hyltran 3 years ago
I disliked this comment because you can’t have a normal job if you can’t speak to the opposite gender. And don’t you want to speak to family members of the opposite gender. And you don’t want to talk to service of the opposite gender staff at stores or res... [Show full comment]
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Cattalemachine 8 years ago
That’s ok, I’m the gay bisexual. What I mean is that I like the feminine gender more than the masculine gender. And I can still text them

Oyasumi 11 years ago
Lesbians for the win!

Travis_801 11 years ago
Cool I hate girls anyway >:D

Swatdude64 10 years ago
there is this thing called "writing and typing" no downside

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Also, it takes longer
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Chronicler 10 years ago
i have no gender\

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Wait. What do you think genderfluid people do?

EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago
boi im skinny as HELL

Coaster 9 years ago
Selective mutisim?

filip2354 6 years ago
muslims are gay

KitaKat 10 years ago
What if I'm a Bi? Am I now a Lesbian?

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
No, you"re still bi, but if you like a guy, you just kind of . . . Sit there.

Clankplusm 10 years ago
I say no since my metabolism is so fast I literally eat 1500 calories a day and do nothing but sit on the couch. And I'm anorexic at 106 pounds (mind you I'm 14 yrs old)

captain mcderp 11 years ago
I love food

Chasity Sky Massey 13 years ago
Lesbian anyway. HERE I COME POCKY

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
TwoPlayerGams, SAME!!
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Ashley Lancaster 13 years ago
I already do both these things.

imavirginnn 6 years ago
ew girls
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Knight_Earth 10 years ago
....I do this now.

Mh 6 years ago
Ok i’m an airplane the opposite gender Is elicopter 😏

XRaider_UHC 11 years ago
Already got the upside so fk off.

inkredeble 11 years ago
Eating anything you want and not get fat thats already a thing for me, what is this person's definition of "fat"? Obese? You will still experience the downside of not being atlethic, thin doesn't mean strong, fast, etc and you won't be able to eat more so ... [Show full comment]

I-like-pressing-buttons 8 years ago
I don’t talk to guys.....IM A LESBIAN HAHA

berepoot 11 years ago
eehm,… so i can never speak to my teacher again? awkward...

Sauron3106 10 years ago
What if you classify as other?

RMB6061 12 years ago
Ummm, whats the point of never getting fat if you cant attracted and talk to a guy? -_-

Qolem 10 years ago
I already can eat anything I want and not get fat XDD

HAHA1234 10 years ago
I'm deaf and use sign language/writing and never or at least rarely try to speak already so this is just a win for me!

Ryan Holmes 13 years ago
i dont get fat anyways

qingrong 4 months ago
I can’t press it, because it’s really hard for me when I can’t talk to my mother.

quickred13 11 years ago
i'm already like that so

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
*bisexual consideration*

*beast* 11 years ago
\\\\_(._.)_/ Who gives a fuck? *presses button*

Endygamer 11 years ago
Noooo I can not talk to me daddy but you need to talk to have sex with anyone but WTF W T F*?

SamuGonzo 5 years ago
Bisexual... Aaaaaaggggggggg!!!! Too much sacrifice even if I still have the same sex xD

xXAceXx 11 years ago
Pretty much unless you're hetero, you're good. Nah.. I can't talk to dudes. They piss me off too easily.

CyndiHuddleston 9 years ago
Well you don't need to talk to fuck!

That0neGuy 11 years ago
Who needs romance when you have foodz! :3

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
I already don't get fat

DrNobody 9 years ago
I hate girls anyway

coolguy9550 12 years ago
not talking doesn't = write it on a whiteboard, signing, etc. talking implies spoken words

HIkari 10 years ago
I eat anything I want and not get fat.

FreshlyBakedSadness 7 years ago
I'm lesbian but most of my friends are guys so oof

Tony Stark 11 years ago
Wow all lesbians and bi's gathered here...

Science guy 11 years ago
Bisexual laughter in the background

Bananabeefbread62 8 years ago
What of you"re transgender??????????

Armageddalhobbit 10 years ago
I'm gay. Win.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
Too bad. Most people I know are male

StuckInTime 9 years ago
But can i still meget them, tho?

TheNobleGamer 11 years ago
I forgot about my mum and sisters alright? Fuck off.

T 10 years ago
i never get fat anyway( im a fckin stick)
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