you can eat anything you want and not get fat
but
you can never talk to the opposite sex again
I will not


Berlin Akutabi9 years ago
It says you can never TALK, says nothing about writing to them or just pretending you are mute, there are really many ways around this

dadika084 years ago
Yeah someone can talk for you
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shevalras5 years ago
Lesbians, we ride at dawn

GoobieSnoobert10 months ago
But nooo my frens

EdgyPotato8 years ago
*gayly devours Oreos*

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Me, every day, without fail.

pixelBagel9 years ago
CONSTANT FOOD AND NO FUCKBOIS

Cattalemachine7 years ago
That’s ok, I’m the gay bisexual. What I mean is that I like the feminine gender more than the masculine gender. And I can still text them

ingridpeura9 years ago
You dont need to talk to have sex 😂

ThePaulDude9 years ago
That's not what it means.

Oyasumi9 years ago
Lesbians for the win!

Travis_8019 years ago
Cool I hate girls anyway >:D

Swatdude648 years ago
there is this thing called "writing and typing" no downside

Watermelonman8 years ago
Also, it takes longer
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Maggie Liz Sutton12 years ago
It's okay....... I'm a lesbian. :D

Hyltran2 years ago
I disliked this comment because you can’t have a normal job if you can’t speak to the opposite gender. And don’t you want to speak to family members of the opposite gender. And you don’t want to talk to service of the opposite gender staff at stores or res...[Show full comment]
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Chronicler8 years ago
i have no gender\

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Wait. What do you think genderfluid people do?

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
boi im skinny as HELL

Coaster8 years ago
Selective mutisim?

filip23544 years ago
muslims are gay

KitaKat8 years ago
What if I'm a Bi? Am I now a Lesbian?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
No, you"re still bi, but if you like a guy, you just kind of . . . Sit there.

Clankplusm8 years ago
I say no since my metabolism is so fast I literally eat 1500 calories a day and do nothing but sit on the couch. And I'm anorexic at 106 pounds (mind you I'm 14 yrs old)

captain mcderp9 years ago
I love food

Chasity Sky Massey12 years ago
Lesbian anyway. HERE I COME POCKY

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
TwoPlayerGams, SAME!!
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Ashley Lancaster12 years ago
I already do both these things.

imavirginnn4 years ago
ew girls
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bakedeath8 years ago
Got a boy or girl friend? BUTTON PRESSERS MUST DUMP THEM

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Or write

TheViv6410 years ago
I can pretty much eat anything I want and not get fat anyway...

coolcat719189 years ago
Why would you want to talk about it anyway

coolcat719189 years ago
Stupid brother

XanderAguilar7 years ago
I’m fine with that

Not Here9 years ago
Could I turn gay? Maybe, it seems a bit repulsive to me.

Ironynotserious7 years ago
But, the question is.. Did you REALLY think you talked to the opposite sex all this time?

CalebSeal989 years ago
Technically, I'm already overweight; therefore, no upside exists for me.

IdkTbh8 years ago
I seriously don't see how eating anything without getting fat will cause you to not be able to talk to the opposite sex.. I know just about all buttons have non logical downsides but this one really went above the wtf. (In my opinion anyways)

Jackyboi8 years ago
Aaaaye the gay wins again

screwthat10 years ago
*looks to those who are lesbian and gay* ALL YOU SINNERS STAND UP SING HALLELUJAH

DarthVader339 years ago
Heck no I even fat

FadorAxo4 years ago
This is bad as a trans lesbian

zachmaxumis9 years ago
but if youre a boy you cant talk to youre mom if ur a girl you cant talk to youre dad

handsupdontshoot9 years ago
I'll be the hottest gay guy around town

Grivaxyn6 years ago
If I claim to be lesbian in Male body?

RinJinRyuken9 years ago
I'm bi soo...

Beano4138 years ago
Ha I'm gay! XD

hey-assbutt62210 years ago
Worth it *hangs out with females while being bisexual*

kikipotato7 years ago
no, i worship jared padalecki and misha collins, my dream is to work on spn with them so... HELL NO

RileyDaWizard9 years ago
No need for words only penis

GiacomoMeluzzi8 years ago
no thanks, i already eat everything i want without getting fat

Morgan Roze12 years ago
I'm bisexual so I can just date girls!

..Alainiak..9 years ago
0PP0551TE? Lol...

Ambethia168 years ago
Then what's the point. This might actually be great for homosexuals. I love you guys!!!! Buddies!!!

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Oh, thank you. We love you, too, man.

DARKMANNOTRACIST3 years ago
i will NOT i enjoy all my best friends are male

Nera9 years ago
Write on paper?Talk to a wall?

Annawesome7 years ago
A SEXUAL FOR LIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT WAIT MY BROTHERS NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

KiranPhantomGryphon9 years ago
*gay laughter*

Mh4 years ago
Ok i’m an airplane the opposite gender Is elicopter 😏

XRaider_UHC 9 years ago
Already got the upside so fk off.

inkredeble10 years ago
Eating anything you want and not get fat thats already a thing for me, what is this person's definition of "fat"? Obese? You will still experience the downside of not being atlethic, thin doesn't mean strong, fast, etc and you won't be able to eat more so ...[Show full comment]

Knight_Earth9 years ago
....I do this now.
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