you can eat anything you want and not get fat
but
you can never talk to the opposite sex again
I will not

Berlin Akutabi 11 years ago
It says you can never TALK, says nothing about writing to them or just pretending you are mute, there are really many ways around this

dadika08 6 years ago
Yeah someone can talk for you
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shevalras 6 years ago
Lesbians, we ride at dawn

GoobieSnoobert 2 years ago
But nooo my frens

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
*gayly devours Oreos*

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Me, every day, without fail.

pixelBagel 11 years ago
CONSTANT FOOD AND NO FUCKBOIS

ingridpeura 11 years ago
You dont need to talk to have sex 😂

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
That's not what it means.

Maggie Liz Sutton 13 years ago
It's okay....... I'm a lesbian. :D

Hyltran 3 years ago
I disliked this comment because you can’t have a normal job if you can’t speak to the opposite gender. And don’t you want to speak to family members of the opposite gender. And you don’t want to talk to service of the opposite gender staff at stores or res... [Show full comment]
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Cattalemachine 8 years ago
That’s ok, I’m the gay bisexual. What I mean is that I like the feminine gender more than the masculine gender. And I can still text them

Oyasumi 11 years ago
Lesbians for the win!

Travis_801 11 years ago
Cool I hate girls anyway >:D

Swatdude64 10 years ago
there is this thing called "writing and typing" no downside

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Also, it takes longer
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Chronicler 10 years ago
i have no gender\

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Wait. What do you think genderfluid people do?

EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago
boi im skinny as HELL

Coaster 9 years ago
Selective mutisim?

filip2354 6 years ago
muslims are gay

KitaKat 10 years ago
What if I'm a Bi? Am I now a Lesbian?

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
No, you"re still bi, but if you like a guy, you just kind of . . . Sit there.

Clankplusm 10 years ago
I say no since my metabolism is so fast I literally eat 1500 calories a day and do nothing but sit on the couch. And I'm anorexic at 106 pounds (mind you I'm 14 yrs old)

captain mcderp 11 years ago
I love food

Chasity Sky Massey 13 years ago
Lesbian anyway. HERE I COME POCKY

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
TwoPlayerGams, SAME!!
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Ashley Lancaster 13 years ago
I already do both these things.

imavirginnn 5 years ago
ew girls
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guysitsmiri 10 years ago
im gay

MarekC 5 years ago
I’m already gay, and couldn’t you just write to people? I mean, I’ll take this any day.

Square_Eyes 11 years ago
Sign language

Allie54321 10 years ago
Singing isn't talking

EmmaGrzeg6 9 years ago
No catcalls!!

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
OMG YES FINALLY

why do you care 11 years ago
Screwthat im listening to that sing right now!

The Mad Whitaker 11 years ago
Haven't talked to a member of the opposite sex yet!

CarlyMitchCruz 9 years ago
im not fine with it but maybe i can live with t but there is many loop holes here

Omar alkhair 12 years ago
i wish i could get fat

MaddiA 10 years ago
It never said anything about passing notes or texting 😏

Allie54321 10 years ago
Or singing or sign language

Ironmaster531 10 years ago
So I can only talk to other robots? :"(

Gabriel Scalon 13 years ago
i want to talk with mom.

Gordy 10 years ago
WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY. I LIVE WITH ALL GIRLS BESIDES MY BROTHER!!!! WHAT ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND?!!!?!!???!

Tiki879 8 years ago
What is the waiter is the opposite gender

high_mf 3 years ago
what abt gays

YoutubeAddict21 11 years ago
I NEED TO TALK TO BOYZ EVEN THOUGH IMMA GIRL CAUSE IMMA TOMBOY

Beth_Bagel 9 years ago
"lesbians, gay people and asexuals laughing in the distance*

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
*bisexual consideration*

TheNobleGamer 11 years ago
I forgot about my mum and sisters alright? Fuck off.

PhoenixBeatz 11 years ago
I can already eat whatever I want without getting fat.

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Won't help me... I am already fat :-(

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Any time.
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that random girl 11 years ago
Well I'm a lesbian so GIMME ALL THE PIE EVER

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
I andò get fat without press the button

Madam_Crow 6 years ago
Well my bi ass say it"s fine, plus sex does not necessarily involve talking

Roxassoul 10 years ago
Im bi sexual wo ill live

Two by Two 12 years ago
*eats pussy*

BRENDANISBETTER 10 years ago
I like food more than people

MLG_Noob9920 11 years ago
BUT HOW DO I TALK TO MY MOM AND SISTER AND BABY?!!!

Buffy_Winchester 11 years ago
I'm a lesbian...

LavaWader 9 years ago
I’m talking to the air in front of me while looking at them

Bob Dinnser~POETOFTHEWORLD (FB) 11 years ago
hahah Raj from big bang theory!!!

RachelE08 10 years ago
I'm not a food kinda girl, worse with sleep

Charlatan 9 years ago
I'm gay :D

Corimalas 11 years ago
*stands up and sings hallelujah* Anyways, I already can eat anything, and still not getting fat.
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