Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark9 months ago

This is so evil and academia

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

My Lord Cthulhu will raise me from the dead.

phantastiic10 years ago

I'm an athiest...

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

same here

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Codenamefirestarter 9 years ago

I think what no one thinks about is it is your religion which means you can create a perfect paradise or hell and I'd say unless you're selfish that would be a great sacrifice for a noble cause. Also you can become your own god so there's that-.-

Talulha5 years ago

Okay when I was young(er) I invented a religion where u worshipped this vanilla cupcake with strawberry frosting CupQuake and his sidekick called Creemee ( chocolate cake with whip cream) and I was obsessed and made a holy book and everything with awesome ...[Show full comment]

Amanda Ellingson12 years ago

So...what if an atheist press.ed the button...?

bizzare-cringe5 years ago

They get to CHOSE what happens. It’s not that they don’t WANT there to be an after life, they just don’t think it exists.

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iddybiddylittleizzy138 years ago

my religion is fandoms

Prelude7 years ago

Well, not pressing the botton will still have a happy ending.

Panifex8 years ago

Sure. I would help humanity get into heaven

Giannaras8 years ago

If I decide what religion is true I will make myself God and immortal

Kevin Egan12 years ago

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Modernwelfare229 years ago

Yes ^

SeabassJames9 years ago

I would make a religion where God helps the whole world while we are alive and in afterlife.

RED SKELETON9 years ago

*maniacal laughtet* ohhh, oh your aaaalllll screwed.

tentativeTrickster9 years ago

What if you strongly believe in bacon???

CCthecat9 years ago

Baconism. Worship bacon...??

Jack0079310 years ago

What if i'm atheist?

Rachael Snider12 years ago

I'm gonna say no. I can only imagine how insufferable the followers of any religion (or any system of belief) would become if they were proven right. People are such fucktards already.

DarkEevee28 years ago

Ditto

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Christian GameGuy MÃ¤erten12 years ago

ATHEIST BITCHES. *press*

liam20038 years ago

technically it is a religion that is against religion (contradictory I know but still).

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Kostas O Gnwstos12 years ago

i shal die for my people.

Shadow_Rogued169 years ago

Reincarnation

rabndlast year

Religion where I am god and immortal, I have all the power and only die when I get to. I can disguise as a mortal and experience mortal life. WWWWWWW

Hih10 years ago

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DonSteinbarge8 years ago

Praise Jesus *presses button*

Memer2838828284 years ago

afterlife will be a big ol uno reverse card to say no u to dieing

dudeguy10 years ago

in my religion, people dont die, so ''when you die'' wont happen, loophole bitches

flash flood9 years ago

You can define nature so if you do that zombies

TRAVI5S-THE-TERROR-OF-DEATH8 years ago

Hmm religion of choice huh? I choose supernatural, now every religion is real XD Have fun everybody

Alphalex9 years ago

I pray Cthulhu so.....

VVsilverVV11 years ago

did you know ther is a jedi religion? in other words il get to make a darth vader and get force I AINT EVEN MAD

JSermersheim8 years ago

Satanism

DragonEXE8 years ago

Die

Spadehound9 years ago

So if I lived in Australia and I believed in Jedism... Oh... Oh man... Oh god... Oh man... Oh god, Oh man, Oh god, Oh man, OH GOD YES

ProSlime20987 years ago

Bring the end awake azathoth

Aussie_Otaku9 years ago

Shine Bright Like A Doitsu~ All Hail The Mighty Doitsu

Scarletrose3 months ago

The things I can do with this are much vaster than you think.

PinkieThePotato10 years ago

I agree with Kostas O Gnwstos

jinyjinjin7 years ago

What the fuck

James Fujita12 years ago

Fails to take atheists into account.

ButtonUnMaster3 years ago

Some people don't deserve a heaven so no

TiffanyS10 years ago

Joke's on you. I'll make my own religion where I'm the all powerful goddess and I'm immortal so I can't die.

Keyzenite8 years ago

Two different religions at the same time, and everybody goes to hell

CCthecat9 years ago

So what if Im a freethinker...

OliveTheDingo8 years ago

Music is the new religion!

BottonPusher9 years ago

ill just create a reality where nobody dies!

AFourTunePotato5 years ago

The I'm allmight and I'm the god religion is of my liking right now.

CHARLIEISMYNAME11 years ago

I just picture me sitting in a coffin, with loud partying in music going on outside...

SmileyMelons 9 years ago

HAIL THE HOLY HAM!

sbe17 years ago

Normal when you die OK DUDE ok

Aaron Alex Palumbo12 years ago

Jokes on them: MY RELIGEON OF CHOICE IS FUCKIN' NOTHING!!!

KURAIBLUE9 years ago

i will create my own religion where everybody suffers for eternity after death, while I'm just rotting in my grave

SamuGonzo8 years ago

Nihilism for everyone

PDeeney9 years ago

I am an atheist yay

SAMINProductions10 months ago

Atheists:

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