You will have pleasant, lucid wet dreams forever
but
Freddy Krueger will haunt you when you are awake
I will not

HomuraAkemi 11 years ago
I kill horror movie villains in my free time

Bdog31 11 years ago
Freddy Krueger doesn't haunt me, he's too busy hiding from me in children's dreams. He first entered the dream world trying to escape from me. When that failed, he began offering the souls of the dead to the lord of hell in an attempt to keep me at b... [Show full comment]

Mr.mystery last year
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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Marinekid09 9 years ago
Luicd WET dreams.....? What 😂

Mr.mystery last year
Oh...Goddamnit.
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Science guy 10 years ago
He has no power in the reel world.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Yep
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Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
I will befriend him

missmeowstin 9 years ago
The funny thing is I actually have a friend named Freddie Kruger and it"s pronounced the same way.

Elm46 9 years ago
Freddie krogers

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
Me and Freddy are buddies from way back, so I think you spelled "hang out" wrong.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Yeah I’ll drink a beer with him
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freshbaked12 8 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to wake up with my crotch wet and Freddy Krueger standing over me?

shadow man 10 years ago
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! LIVING A HORROR MOVIE IS WORSE THAN FRICKIN JUSIN BEIBER BEING YOUR FRICKEN KID

MrDoobles 4 years ago
Freaking 12-year-olds. Calm down.
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Anthony 5 11 years ago
I don't want either of those

Meowmeow0 10 years ago
I like ur pic

Foxmaster88 9 years ago
I love Freddy. He"s my bae 🔪💜💜💜

thatdopopeboy 10 years ago
what is a wet dream

NessaD 8 years ago
It"s when you have a dream about sex and when you wake up there"s cum in your bed
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luis cedano 11 years ago
then i'll just call Jason!!

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Sorry, wrong comment
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Angel Lewis 13 years ago
Small price to pay

captin gnu 10 years ago
Just stab the bastard. He only has powers in dreams.

Fox22 11 years ago
An alredy burnes jew chasing me thats Hitler wet dream

LazyPayday 9 years ago
But Freddy Krueger only really is powerful in dreams, so can't I just ask the police to protect me.

JesusChrist258 last year
那么弗莱迪将知道什么才是真正的恐怖

Tyree 11 years ago
I could send freedy to fnaf then watch him fail life and the game ha!

Triple_X 9 years ago
Freddy Krueger my bro I use him to rob candy stores and I let him borrow my sister’s nail polish....Don’t Ask

OddaTheBoss 10 years ago
umm...

shibasona 9 years ago
This is...more difficult than it should be.

The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago
Um.... Guns?

GalaxyAfton 6 years ago
I see no downside. A:Awesome dreams B:A new friend to introduce to the others who haunt me.

hereiamkillme01 11 years ago
I'd like to see him try.

iamethantoo2 11 years ago
ill be so horny ill fuck fready's mom making him cry and i will haunt his dreams he wont haunt mine loophole

Cryinge 11 years ago
savage

Panifex 8 years ago
I hope I also have a way to clean up, otherwise there are multiple downsides

asdguy00 12 years ago
corina rose-this is the internet, real sex is out of question

agentcardinam11 10 years ago
Make friends with Krueger. Promise him some wet dreams every onece in a while. No downside.

Kritzy 9 years ago
Who is that? And also, why wet?

JaviGonzalez 10 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

Azurali 11 years ago
i'll shoot a load in his face

9-11 11 years ago
I'll scream either way so now downside

SirSparky 5 years ago
Which has more range? His knives or my gun?

undeadFan 11 years ago
it doesn't say I cant befriend him plus I can kill him

Katy-Cat 9 years ago
I hope he pays rent. I'll make his existence a living he'll if he doesn't,

Smorsandchoco 7 years ago
Hmmm....what if i kill him since he will be killable in the real world...?

Pjofangirl 12 years ago
Me and him are killing buddies.Same Louise.

superblockma 11 years ago
Never wake up

Masteredog360 10 years ago
Ewww wet dreams. Ewww Freddy Kruger. Lose lose situation

QueenOfPigs 11 years ago
Haunt but not harm?

redstatic 8 years ago
freddy krugeger haunts peoples dreams though

Corina Rose 13 years ago
or i can just have real sex....

Evil_J last year
He and I'd get along fine

Agent_Pom_Pom 11 years ago
Since I'll have dreams FOREBVER I guess I'm not waking up, am I? If I'm not waking up, it's my own personal world that I control.

FryingPanda 9 years ago
Both negatives.

BO0OMZ 10 years ago
He's only haunting you not killing

a_luddy1 9 years ago
f bomb no hurting me

Mr.POPO 11 years ago
IM AWAKE*BAM* BOOM HEADSHOT

itzalfanagurl123 6 years ago
ya no
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