You become the ultimate, and luckiest, space marine.
but
You are raised in an abusive military facility with the most painful training in history and your body is modified greatly.
I will not


Maharid2 years ago
You understand that the drawback go against the pro, tight?

julky1179 years ago
For those who think it's a Warhammer 40k reference...it's definitely from Halo. Master Chief was kindapped at age 6 and underwent very difficult training until his teens when he was augmented. He can definitely be called the ultimate space marine and Cortana chose him because he's lucky.

LOLLoopholes7 years ago
He is not a space marine.
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TeamKobus28 years ago
Space marine huh? I don't think a portal to hell on mars (where i"d be) would make my lucky

fkaju2 years ago
Dude, your avatar is too handsome

DoctorFails8 years ago
Spartan II Master Cheif Petty Officer John 117 was abducted by the United Nations Space Command when he was six to be a super soilder. Trained under CPO Franklin Mendez who was arguably the most intense Drill Sergeant ever. And his body was augmented in ex...[Show full comment]

DoctorFails8 years ago
This is all information from the halo books btw in case anyone wanted to know
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SwordsmanKirito9 years ago
So. Basically a SPARTAN.

LOLLoopholes8 years ago
40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.

GodDammitBilly10 years ago
Ooo warhamer reference I've actually got a few spacemarines myself

LOLLoopholes7 years ago
Yeah they are.
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Ben Frehr12 years ago
I'm not the only one that sees the halo reference right?

Ewwww_urmother3 years ago
i would like but 69 likes
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wildskinny9 years ago
For TIBER SEPTIM.

Richard Ford12 years ago
its a Warhammer 40k reference.

LOLLoopholes8 years ago
40K. "Space Marine". Also, Space Marines undergo far worse procedures than Spartans and are far cooler and stronger.
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Amongus_ur_mom3 years ago
absolutly now

GriffinNuggets10 years ago
MASTER CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRESAC9 years ago
I cant see the bad side.

Bilbo_Baggins10 years ago
Master chief basically... FRICKIN AWESOME!!!

Alzoran7 years ago
After I'm done with this training, it"s off to Adventure!

AttackOnFrenchToast10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago
Too lazy to go through this shit. I normally sit around all day and draw. If I'm not doing that, then I'm making an incestful shipping-c O U G H

HaliBradley8 years ago
Same

Medium9149 years ago
halo reference much

Hell bent9 years ago
Plug in your phone and listen to music from that

Mae Hagai10 years ago
Jak and Daxter, baby!

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago
The punchline is machismo?

darkessbard777310 years ago
halo refrence here

MateNovak9 years ago
40k reference

MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard6 years ago
Huzzah, for the Emperor!

Sub-Zero34219 years ago
NO. NO NO NO. HELL NO. NO!

210727Frake7 years ago
Nah...

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago
Halo!!!! I'm gonna be a marine, the the MC 2

*beast*10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Harri311111 years ago
Master Cheif :3

Knucklesfan8 years ago
I get plot armour? Well sign me in.

ThatTacoDude10 years ago
No downside

Bullom9 years ago
So in short you enter the Warhammer40k universe and go through the NORMAL training programm but turn out insanely powerfull. Ok.

JuanAricapa7 years ago
Why would i want to become a tortured killer that cant turn his torso, see his feet, or lok behind him with that impractical as hell armor, the luckiest i can get is fitting through a door

Lost-H3RO9 years ago
So pretty much we get trained like captain america

TeamKobus28 years ago
No.... you don't know anything about captain america. And i only watched 1 movie and read 2 comics.

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!10 years ago
ouch, BUT AWESOME

AWESOMENESS24049 years ago
no wheres the upside

Mysticalrock500010 years ago
At least my body will be amazing

HaliBradley8 years ago
No.I hate exercising. ..I HATE ITTT

Josh Rios12 years ago
Do it to stop the Covenant.

AquaGearGaming9 years ago
Yeah this is a halo reference

SuperProGamer10 years ago
I'm luckiest soooo..... WORTH IT!

gahmora9 years ago
Be a Sc2 space marine wohooo.

RadiatedDragon10 years ago
Fucking halo hell yes to that

Peginop025 years ago
Well u didnt say i experience it, sooooooo ima press it.

SirFuchsigus10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

BudgingTurtle747 years ago
So I become master chief but not master chief

asik_masik9 years ago
Harry potter reference no?

ChaosHuntsman8 years ago
Stop stealing Master Chief"s plot points!

TeamKobus28 years ago
Or doom"s. They"re littarly called: soace marines

Gencarlo montane9 years ago
Yep I see it

EDMisMyLife11 years ago
I'll stick with the painless option, thanks.

Drakk10 years ago
Space marines are dumb. There I said it.

Ridleylast year
FUCK THE MARINES! IM A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR!!!!
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