You have complete mind control over everyone for an entire day
but
For that entire day you have terrible diarrhea
I will not


WeakenedDrake9 years ago
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried.

TinaLucia2 years ago
Let the toilet overflow
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Sherbear189 years ago
Stops wars, forces dictators and oppressive goverments to step down, orders murderers and rapists to commit suicide, shits uncontrollably. Sounds like a typical saturday night.

Bagout9 years ago
Diarrhoea means i dont go to school ;D

Sausagedonut1019 years ago
You could mind control your parents if there the 'get up and deal with it' type

Javongod3 years ago
Ok bet 👍

fluffyunicorn311 years ago
I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet

Muefin3 years ago
I love having diarrhea

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago
Just be on the toilet while ur mind controlling them

ninja78shiny9 years ago
just mind control the guy you hate and let them clean your shit

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
I think you might want them to eat your poop. >B)

theblazeYEET5 years ago
I would just go in my pants

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Ginamojo57047 years ago
PEOPLE DON'T JUST CHOOSE TO BE GAY, STRAIGHT OR OTHER WISE! PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY CHOOSE ARE SO FUCKING STUIPID!
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fluffyunicorn311 years ago
I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet

Octomations7 years ago
I will just control everyone to clean it up and eat it.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Make people eat your poop. FINALLY, I CAN TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO! Happy life come here. B)

WeedCard8 years ago
I'll be on the toilet controlling the world. MWAHAHAHAAAA

Fartkontrol8 years ago
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
*makes bill gates give me all his money, putting my blood in a bottle so the mind control cells are in the bottle* I guess I found a loophole? Kinda? I guess I did.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Nice. Having this ability forever. B)

Gaber1938 years ago
So tour thrown for the day is a tolet and I would use my mind control powers to find ways to enhance my powers so I have them for ever. Then if I had thos that power I would rule the world 🌎 with an iron fist

Buddy418 years ago
Just wear a diaper

MakailahTaylor8 years ago
but you"d have to change it every second of the day

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
id make someone a slave to clean the diarrhea

IHaveABigDick9 years ago
Whoever did is a hoe

DonaldTrump4life$$$9 years ago
Im already like that #tolietselfies

DankDorito9 years ago
Can I control my diarrhea as well?

MakailahTaylor8 years ago
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Jake Phillips12 years ago
I have terrible diarrhea every day anyway

anomynousguy1019 years ago
??????????????????????? why did you say that, and why does it have 11 likes (currently)
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leon10 years ago
explosive diarrhea!

vicvinegar10 years ago
So basically I can have sex with my neighbor all day on the toilet

Kevin Kelley12 years ago
I'll control Bill Gates to give me billions of dollars and then be done with the diarrhea and have billions for the rest of my life thereafter.

Milli Sellfur Dogehor12 years ago
I will deal with this. I shall control the presidents mind and make him go insane.

Gabriel Loureiro12 years ago
I would control myself

TaterTacoma9 years ago
control yourself to not poop
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Signe Machado12 years ago
So worth it.

Littlebigbutton50( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)9 years ago
use mai mind powers to make mai dream person fuck me? CANT SAY NO TO THAT!

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bilboyou23 years ago
Its worth it

Sudokori 10 years ago
Mind control everyone into not remembering your diharea

AdvancE9 years ago
I'll make everyone have terrible diarrhea. Burn with me you bastards >:)

Wolff9 years ago
Who would know? Like i control their minds and make them bring me gold, jewels and money make them go home and forget about it noone would think about it twice

Jorgenih9 years ago
why not tell me one resone why not! and i would control my diarhea!

Nahla Tadjvar12 years ago
how is this not worth it????

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago
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Sinester_fox7 years ago
Get everything I ever wanted and world peace forever

McCataclysm9 years ago
I already don't want to be in other's minds...

DeadlySinChaos8 years ago
Yes. Yes. Just like kilgrave. Mrahahaha. But for 24 hours. He he. Oh gawd I'm fucked up. Eh I'll just sit here and do nothing but bing Netflix and live a sad life. :(

TweakBeak9 years ago
but i wont be me...

Aiden641last year
I can make my friend diahrea on my worst enemy

Xbox_Tacoz10 years ago
Make a doctor give me medication

Doggylover_2561 9 years ago
I have explosive diarrhea every week so not a problem to me

MakailahTaylor8 years ago
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catmario4 years ago
who cares if i have diarrhea

TheDisguisedFlamingo7 years ago
MONEYZ AND STUFFZ

Malou Lewin12 years ago
you can control stuff from the toilet... but will they be conscious and remember and stuff i'm more worried what will happen the next day

cristi10 years ago
L.o.l XD

dadnaya10 years ago
Controlling from the bathroom
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