Stops wars, forces dictators and oppressive goverments to step down, orders murderers and rapists to commit suicide, shits uncontrollably. Sounds like a typical saturday night.
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Bagout9 years ago
Diarrhoea means i dont go to school ;D
Sausagedonut1019 years ago
You could mind control your parents if there the 'get up and deal with it' type
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Javongod3 years ago
Ok bet 👍
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fluffyunicorn311 years ago
I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet
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Muefin3 years ago
I love having diarrhea
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Kelvingtsfan3 years ago
Just be on the toilet while ur mind controlling them
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ninja78shiny9 years ago
just mind control the guy you hate and let them clean your shit
Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
I think you might want them to eat your poop. >B)
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theblazeYEET5 years ago
I would just go in my pants
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Axelio Dalek9 years ago
GIMME ALL WINNING LOTTERY TICKETS
(Ex: 64M $, 1K/Week and all others)
Send back Trump from where he came from.
Get David Tennant, Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi's phone numbers, social media stuff, skype and become their buddy.
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Ginamojo57047 years ago
PEOPLE DON'T JUST CHOOSE TO BE GAY, STRAIGHT OR OTHER WISE! PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY CHOOSE ARE SO FUCKING STUIPID!
I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet
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Octomations7 years ago
I will just control everyone to clean it up and eat it.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Make people eat your poop. FINALLY, I CAN TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO! Happy life come here. B)
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WeedCard8 years ago
I'll be on the toilet controlling the world. MWAHAHAHAAAA
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Fartkontrol8 years ago
Medicine FOR the Diarrhea EASY And Get Bill Gates to Givem e Septillons Amounts of Cash (or for ex. 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...[Show full comment]
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
*makes bill gates give me all his money, putting my blood in a bottle so the mind control cells are in the bottle* I guess I found a loophole? Kinda? I guess I did.
Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Nice. Having this ability forever. B)
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Gaber1938 years ago
So tour thrown for the day is a tolet and I would use my mind control powers to find ways to enhance my powers so I have them for ever. Then if I had thos that power I would rule the world 🌎 with an iron fist
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Buddy418 years ago
Just wear a diaper
MakailahTaylor8 years ago
but you"d have to change it every second of the day
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VelocityRaptor289 years ago
id make someone a slave to clean the diarrhea
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IHaveABigDick9 years ago
Whoever did is a hoe
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DonaldTrump4life$$$9 years ago
Im already like that #tolietselfies
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DankDorito9 years ago
Can I control my diarrhea as well?
MakailahTaylor8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen [
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Jake Phillips12 years ago
I have terrible diarrhea every day anyway
anomynousguy1019 years ago
???????????????????????
why did you say that,
and why does it have 11 likes (currently)
Littlebigbutton50( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)9 years ago
use mai mind powers to make mai dream person fuck me? CANT SAY NO TO THAT!
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ddubz85710 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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bilboyou23 years ago
Its worth it
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Sudokori 10 years ago
Mind control everyone into not remembering your diharea
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AdvancE9 years ago
I'll make everyone have terrible diarrhea. Burn with me you bastards >:)
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Wolff9 years ago
Who would know? Like i control their minds and make them bring me gold, jewels and money make them go home and forget about it noone would think about it twice
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Jorgenih9 years ago
why not tell me one resone why not!
and i would control my diarhea!
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Nahla Tadjvar12 years ago
how is this not worth it????
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thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Sinester_fox7 years ago
Get everything I ever wanted and world peace forever
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McCataclysm9 years ago
I already don't want to be in other's minds...
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DeadlySinChaos8 years ago
Yes. Yes. Just like kilgrave. Mrahahaha. But for 24 hours. He he. Oh gawd I'm fucked up. Eh I'll just sit here and do nothing but bing Netflix and live a sad life. :(
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TweakBeak9 years ago
but i wont be me...
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Aiden641last year
I can make my friend diahrea on my worst enemy
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Xbox_Tacoz10 years ago
Make a doctor give me medication
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Doggylover_2561 9 years ago
I have explosive diarrhea every week so not a problem to me
MakailahTaylor8 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen [
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catmario4 years ago
who cares if i have diarrhea
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TheDisguisedFlamingo7 years ago
MONEYZ AND STUFFZ
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Malou Lewin12 years ago
you can control stuff from the toilet... but will they be conscious and remember and stuff i'm more worried what will happen the next day
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