Lightning fast internet, always
but
Lose three fingers of your choice
I will not

TrueFacts 9 years ago
Who said they were your fingers

CODEX07 9 years ago
True

Ava Leeser Marlo 13 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

RosieTheCockatiel 4 years ago
NOOOOOOO
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Mai-chan 9 years ago
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)

Cheyyoung001 9 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome

MasterVelyk 9 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.

DuffCheese 9 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)

Sam Montana 11 years ago
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LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
Comcast equals hell.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)

NiloGJ 9 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?

spawnofdeath 9 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers

Bryan Hao 13 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker

Nithan9000 11 years ago
Who needs the internet when you have 10 fingers?

CreakolotlCore2748 17 days ago
But they don’t have to be my fingers.

creepypasta zero 12 years ago
For the internet!

guigamer2009 10 years ago
I Will Buy Wooden Fingers

Ghopher1 11 years ago
Both Pinkies and one of my right fingers since i'm left handed

SJAZ 6 years ago
does this hurt?

John Wolfe 13 years ago
Don't need ring or pinky on right, or middle on left. Games all the way; I'm willing to give up fingers.

P.F.A 10 years ago
Didnt say the fingers should be mine

MichaelTDM 9 years ago
I pick my worst enemy"s fingers

Npnvip 10 years ago
I rather have a slow internet, rather than i lose 3 fingers. YOLO

Me I and myself 11 years ago
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cake_god 11 years ago
Lol you fell for it you have got to be the bigest fucking moron
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Hoods 11 years ago
lose 4 fingers lets see here...*cuts off all except for middle finger* oh, whoops! silly me!

Disapprover 11 years ago
Well i guess someone is gonna lose three fingers.

Darc 2 years ago
Don’t choose your own fingers

PezzDSpenser 12 years ago
it never said three of YOURS.

Chipperguy123 10 years ago
So Smart

JESUSKICKASS 11 years ago
Can three fingers belongs to others?

LauraLlama 10 years ago
and u can get fake fingers

PurpleFluffyDragon 10 years ago
Wow that is more desiring and gross

deathburn55 11 years ago
I can think of my hair as fingers and then lose three hairs

KewlRanch 8 years ago
Didnt say MY fingers

Serwan On Acid 13 years ago
first my left little toe...

Kalion 11 years ago
ill simply take the fingers of my enemy and give them up. it says "three fingers of your choice, not your fingers. loopholes FTW!!

Ambertails 11 years ago
1: chop off a dead man's fingers 2: since you took them in your house they are now yours 3: lose the fingers LOL

Ambertails 11 years ago
why did it put rn in my post .-.

Arcaderis 10 years ago
I could imagine if someone will simply make an animal or another person lose fingers... I hope I'm not the one who'll lose them.

Cam_I_Am 11 years ago
Why don't you just take it from someone else???

0x7FFFFFFF_1225 7 days ago
3 of 82 billion chance

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
Alright, a chicken finger, a fish finger, and my brother's finger.

Cutie cooler gamer 11 years ago
U never said wut fingers o_O

The Angry Panda 11 years ago
Of your choosing

Gomzi 6 years ago
Me buying ladyfinger

Sebastian Simon 13 years ago
Make that four fingers (including toes) – because symmetry (and fast internet) matters!

Efe1001 10 years ago
BIONIC FINGERS

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
OMG yes! Are you a dang lab rats fan?

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
lose other peoples fingers

latinarose 10 years ago
I'd take off both of my pinkies and that one finger next to the pinky (i forgot the name lol) on my RIGHT hand because I am left handed. I only type using my index finger and middle finger anyway which is really weird but that's just how I learned.

catgod56 11 years ago
bye bye middle fingers, now I will never swear

ShinyUmbreonGamer 11 years ago
Well, at least I don't have to worry about lag on Minecraft =3

meatloave last year
I choose both opposable thumbs from the one who posed this dilemma and the pinky of their preferred hand

happygolucky 12 years ago
Go to the zoo and make a monkey lose three fingers.

JaeIsGay 10 years ago
I'm a lesbian my fingers are important to me
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