Step 1: Buy chicken fingers
Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours.
Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers)
The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)
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Cheyyoung0019 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome
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MasterVelyk9 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.
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DuffCheese9 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)
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Sam Montana11 years ago
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LOLLoopholes9 years ago
Comcast equals hell.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)
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NiloGJ9 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?
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spawnofdeath9 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD
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Creeperkiller200010 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers
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Bryan Hao13 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker
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Nithan900011 years ago
Who needs the internet when you have 10 fingers?
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CreakolotlCore274817 days ago
But they don’t have to be my fingers.
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creepypasta zero 12 years ago
For the internet!
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guigamer200910 years ago
I Will Buy Wooden Fingers
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Ghopher111 years ago
Both Pinkies and one of my right fingers since i'm left handed
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SJAZ6 years ago
does this hurt?
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John Wolfe13 years ago
Don't need ring or pinky on right, or middle on left. Games all the way; I'm willing to give up fingers.
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P.F.A10 years ago
Didnt say the fingers should be mine
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MichaelTDM9 years ago
I pick my worst enemy"s fingers
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Npnvip10 years ago
I rather have a slow internet, rather than i lose 3 fingers. YOLO
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Me I and myself 11 years ago
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cake_god11 years ago
Lol you fell for it you have got to be the bigest fucking moron
lose 4 fingers
lets see here...*cuts off all except for middle finger*
oh, whoops! silly me!
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Disapprover11 years ago
Well i guess someone is gonna lose three fingers.
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Darc2 years ago
Don’t choose your own fingers
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PezzDSpenser12 years ago
it never said three of YOURS.
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Chipperguy12310 years ago
So Smart
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JESUSKICKASS11 years ago
Can three fingers belongs to others?
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LauraLlama10 years ago
and u can get fake fingers
PurpleFluffyDragon10 years ago
Wow that is more desiring and gross
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deathburn5511 years ago
I can think of my hair as fingers and then lose three hairs
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KewlRanch8 years ago
Didnt say MY fingers
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Serwan On Acid13 years ago
first my left little toe...
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Kalion11 years ago
ill simply take the fingers of my enemy and give them up.
it says "three fingers of your choice, not your fingers.
loopholes FTW!!
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Ambertails11 years ago
1: chop off a dead man's fingers
2: since you took them in your house they are now yours
3: lose the fingers LOL
Ambertails11 years ago
why did it put rn in my post .-.
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Arcaderis10 years ago
I could imagine if someone will simply make an animal or another person lose fingers... I hope I'm not the one who'll lose them.
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Cam_I_Am11 years ago
Why don't you just take it from someone else???
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0x7FFFFFFF_12257 days ago
3 of 82 billion chance
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Tom Bombadil12 years ago
Alright, a chicken finger, a fish finger, and my brother's finger.
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Cutie cooler gamer11 years ago
U never said wut fingers o_O
The Angry Panda11 years ago
Of your choosing
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Gomzi6 years ago
Me buying ladyfinger
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Sebastian Simon13 years ago
Make that four fingers (including toes) – because symmetry (and fast internet) matters!
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Efe100110 years ago
BIONIC FINGERS
Kittenlover10110 years ago
OMG yes! Are you a dang lab rats fan?
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yourfavouritebaguette9 years ago
lose other peoples fingers
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latinarose10 years ago
I'd take off both of my pinkies and that one finger next to the pinky (i forgot the name lol) on my RIGHT hand because I am left handed. I only type using my index finger and middle finger anyway which is really weird but that's just how I learned.
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catgod5611 years ago
bye bye middle fingers, now I will never swear
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ShinyUmbreonGamer11 years ago
Well, at least I don't have to worry about lag on Minecraft =3
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meatloavelast year
I choose both opposable thumbs from the one who posed this dilemma and the pinky of their preferred hand
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happygolucky12 years ago
Go to the zoo and make a monkey lose three fingers.
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