Lightning fast internet, always
but
Lose three fingers of your choice
I will not


TrueFacts8 years ago
Who said they were your fingers

CODEX078 years ago
True

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

RosieTheCockatiel2 years ago
NOOOOOOO
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Mai-chan8 years ago
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)

Cheyyoung0018 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome

MasterVelyk8 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.

DuffCheese8 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)

Sam Montana9 years ago
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LOLLoopholes8 years ago
Comcast equals hell.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)

NiloGJ8 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?

spawnofdeath8 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD

Creeperkiller20008 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers

Bryan Hao12 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker

Darc5 months ago
Don’t choose your own fingers

PezzDSpenser11 years ago
it never said three of YOURS.

Chipperguy1238 years ago
So Smart

JESUSKICKASS9 years ago
Can three fingers belongs to others?

Serwan On Acid12 years ago
first my left little toe...

LauraLlama9 years ago
and u can get fake fingers

PurpleFluffyDragon9 years ago
Wow that is more desiring and gross

deathburn559 years ago
I can think of my hair as fingers and then lose three hairs

KewlRanch7 years ago
Didnt say MY fingers

Ambertails9 years ago
1: chop off a dead man's fingers 2: since you took them in your house they are now yours 3: lose the fingers LOL

Ambertails9 years ago
why did it put rn in my post .-.

Kalion10 years ago
ill simply take the fingers of my enemy and give them up. it says "three fingers of your choice, not your fingers. loopholes FTW!!

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Alright, a chicken finger, a fish finger, and my brother's finger.

Arcaderis8 years ago
I could imagine if someone will simply make an animal or another person lose fingers... I hope I'm not the one who'll lose them.

Cam_I_Am9 years ago
Why don't you just take it from someone else???

Efe10019 years ago
BIONIC FINGERS

Kittenlover1018 years ago
OMG yes! Are you a dang lab rats fan?

Cutie cooler gamer9 years ago
U never said wut fingers o_O

The Angry Panda9 years ago
Of your choosing

Gomzi4 years ago
Me buying ladyfinger

Sebastian Simon12 years ago
Make that four fingers (including toes) – because symmetry (and fast internet) matters!

catgod569 years ago
bye bye middle fingers, now I will never swear

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
lose other peoples fingers

latinarose9 years ago
I'd take off both of my pinkies and that one finger next to the pinky (i forgot the name lol) on my RIGHT hand because I am left handed. I only type using my index finger and middle finger anyway which is really weird but that's just how I learned.

ShinyUmbreonGamer10 years ago
Well, at least I don't have to worry about lag on Minecraft =3

NightPhase9 years ago
doesn't say it has to be YOUR fingers... Justin Beiber just lost three fingers!

happygolucky11 years ago
Go to the zoo and make a monkey lose three fingers.

JaeIsGay8 years ago
I'm a lesbian my fingers are important to me

Look4thestars7 years ago
Ok, you may take my chicken fingers.

Heather Booz12 years ago
They never said WHOSE fingers had to be cut off.

COBRA779 years ago
I can live with that

CorruptedFoxy9 years ago
Cut someone else's fingers off :P it's your choice!

Ambertails9 years ago
it didnt say they had to be YOUR fingers ;3

Project1299 years ago
Kalion has the right idea....But it does say "Lose" three fingers. So I suppose it depends on if it is all the way down tot he wrist loss, or just the segments extending from the palm, it really matters at what place the finger is lost.

WhoTheHellAmI?10 years ago
Tom Bombadil. You won the internet today. :D

BatOutta6669 years ago
ok *cuts of hitlers fingers and makes him lose his*

AnnaMJ9 years ago
3 fingers of choice so i just choose 3 on my left hand since i'm right handed

Jeebus9 years ago
How will i fap

MarioMaster1013 years ago
Chicken fingers for the win

Ddoomsday Timothys12 years ago
didn't say they had to be our fingers

CFGim9 years ago
it took me a while to decide wich of my fingers to cut

EdgyTeen7 years ago
FINALLY I can be a post 13th century assassin
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