Step 1: Buy chicken fingers
Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours.
Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers)
The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)
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Cheyyoung0018 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome
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MasterVelyk7 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.
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DuffCheese8 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)
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Sam Montana9 years ago
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LOLLoopholes8 years ago
Comcast equals hell.
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Your-Face-is-Enforip7 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)
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NiloGJ8 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?
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spawnofdeath8 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD
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Creeperkiller20008 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers
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Bryan Hao12 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker
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AnonymousAnswers.com9 years ago
I mean, you don't always have lighting fast internet. The average Internet is pretty reliable. Plus, what are you gonna enjoy in life with only 7 fingers?
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ToxicColinBurst19 years ago
i'd keep my milldle finger
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spoopyintensifies3 years ago
Meta: Press the button, lose your right thumb, ring finger, and pinky so your capabilities of using a PC go down 0%
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Adrian Orlando12 years ago
Get rid of both pinkies, and ring finger of right hand, can still play any video game.
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Lymle9 years ago
Um... Sorry sir, but I'll keep my fingers... ._.
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Larnx7 years ago
They never said the have to be mine
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Matt Dexter Adams12 years ago
but those are all my typing fingers
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Nxmzy9 years ago
Fine for this once I will give him my chicken fingers
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BrennoVanzan20039 years ago
Ok three fingers of my friend kkkkk.
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Scarlet1099 years ago
sorry i need my fingers
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Nithan90009 years ago
Who needs the internet when you have 10 fingers?
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oldnotweak10 years ago
lightning isnt fast enough anyways
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Rorison178 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers
I would use my left pinky finger, my right ring finger, and my right pinky finger, now i can be the world"s most effective gamer
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Kyle St Pierre12 years ago
lose others middle fingers. they did not say they had to be yours and they did say you choice.
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D4NT9 years ago
I choose 3 fingers of an ape
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SatanLaddd9 years ago
Doesn't say that they are my fingers
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FIRE TORNADO9 years ago
Well thanks to the fact that Doctors have been able to reattach fingers for a few decades now and scientists have been able to use STEM cells to regrow certain body parts if the whole chicken fingers thing doesn't work (which it most likely wouldn't) I cou...[Show full comment]
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Someone279 years ago
*Buys chicken fingers.* HEY! HERE ARE MY FINGERS!
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Tnnt7 years ago
Time to lose left pink left pointer and left ring finger
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Nour10 years ago
Fast Internet= no social life and a 60% property of having no mates for the rest of your life
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DAMAX the Rekker9 years ago
I will lose my chicken fingers how terrible
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ZuRakkan8 years ago
Lol thats fucking bullshit
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Lisep9 years ago
Then i cant fap
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SWZobell3 years ago
Who said they were your fingers
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Tammi Aries Amoah12 years ago
But I'm a guitarist...
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GodDammitBilly9 years ago
Id lose both my pinkys and whatever the hel the other
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Lzke7 years ago
Can I trade in three more for an awesome PC as well?
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Danni Head12 years ago
I don't need my right hand...
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billyandbobby9 years ago
Danget thumbs and toes arnt fingers
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scheuerman9 years ago
I choose both thumbs and a pointer... On my enemy's hand
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