Lightning fast internet, always
but
Lose three fingers of your choice
I will not


TrueFacts8 years ago
Who said they were your fingers

CODEX078 years ago
True

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

RosieTheCockatiel2 years ago
NOOOOOOO
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Mai-chan8 years ago
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)

Cheyyoung0018 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome

MasterVelyk7 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.

DuffCheese8 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)

Sam Montana9 years ago
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LOLLoopholes8 years ago
Comcast equals hell.

Your-Face-is-Enforip7 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)

NiloGJ8 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?

spawnofdeath8 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD

Creeperkiller20008 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers

Bryan Hao12 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker

AnonymousAnswers.com9 years ago
I mean, you don't always have lighting fast internet. The average Internet is pretty reliable. Plus, what are you gonna enjoy in life with only 7 fingers?

ToxicColinBurst19 years ago
i'd keep my milldle finger

spoopyintensifies3 years ago
Meta: Press the button, lose your right thumb, ring finger, and pinky so your capabilities of using a PC go down 0%

Adrian Orlando12 years ago
Get rid of both pinkies, and ring finger of right hand, can still play any video game.

Lymle9 years ago
Um... Sorry sir, but I'll keep my fingers... ._.

Larnx7 years ago
They never said the have to be mine

Matt Dexter Adams12 years ago
but those are all my typing fingers

Nxmzy9 years ago
Fine for this once I will give him my chicken fingers

BrennoVanzan20039 years ago
Ok three fingers of my friend kkkkk.

Scarlet1099 years ago
sorry i need my fingers

Nithan90009 years ago
Who needs the internet when you have 10 fingers?

oldnotweak10 years ago
lightning isnt fast enough anyways

Rorison178 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago
🤬🖕
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Hobounderthebridge5 years ago
I would use my left pinky finger, my right ring finger, and my right pinky finger, now i can be the world"s most effective gamer

Kyle St Pierre12 years ago
lose others middle fingers. they did not say they had to be yours and they did say you choice.

D4NT9 years ago
I choose 3 fingers of an ape

SatanLaddd9 years ago
Doesn't say that they are my fingers

FIRE TORNADO9 years ago
Well thanks to the fact that Doctors have been able to reattach fingers for a few decades now and scientists have been able to use STEM cells to regrow certain body parts if the whole chicken fingers thing doesn't work (which it most likely wouldn't) I cou...[Show full comment]

Someone279 years ago
*Buys chicken fingers.* HEY! HERE ARE MY FINGERS!

Tnnt7 years ago
Time to lose left pink left pointer and left ring finger

Nour10 years ago
Fast Internet= no social life and a 60% property of having no mates for the rest of your life

DAMAX the Rekker9 years ago
I will lose my chicken fingers how terrible

ZuRakkan8 years ago
Lol thats fucking bullshit

Lisep9 years ago
Then i cant fap

SWZobell3 years ago
Who said they were your fingers

Tammi Aries Amoah12 years ago
But I'm a guitarist...

GodDammitBilly9 years ago
Id lose both my pinkys and whatever the hel the other

Lzke7 years ago
Can I trade in three more for an awesome PC as well?

Danni Head12 years ago
I don't need my right hand...

billyandbobby9 years ago
Danget thumbs and toes arnt fingers

scheuerman9 years ago
I choose both thumbs and a pointer... On my enemy's hand

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Thumbs are not fingers
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CreeperMcLeod9 years ago
The thumb, pinkie, and ring finger on my right hand.

Nithan90009 years ago
Who needs the internet when you have 10 fingers?

creepypasta zero 10 years ago
For the internet!

guigamer20098 years ago
I Will Buy Wooden Fingers

SJAZ5 years ago
does this hurt?

John Wolfe12 years ago
Don't need ring or pinky on right, or middle on left. Games all the way; I'm willing to give up fingers.

P.F.A9 years ago
Didnt say the fingers should be mine
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