Will You Press The Button?

You become the perfect man and every women you meet loves you and wants you

but

You have a small pee pee

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DaEpicKoala8 years ago

Did a 2 year old make this? FUCKIN PEE-PEE, WHO THE FUCK SAYS PEE-PEE???

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

Markiplier does. Do you even warfstache bro?

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Kaitheviking8 years ago

Uhm...im 12 years old and obviusly more mature than the person that made this...The world isnt just about sex...

MrStanFungi3 years ago

I know, right? Im 13 and I thought there would be more interesting questions than this

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Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

pee-pee? Really? What is this, grade school?

DARKARES4 years ago

Also set you standard for big to max

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herccleary9 years ago

im fine with having a small dick if the chicks still love me and want me.

ninjapanda9 years ago

NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE MENNNNNNNNNN

WillT8 years ago

Do I smell a fourth grader in the house?

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Small male genitalia is a good thing. It"s easier to handle, doesn't bulge much, isn't visible, and doesn't touch filthy public toilets. Plus, it still works!

alexriveraced7 years ago

I can imagine an 11 years old kid making this

Trailman057 years ago

And...

Autumn Spano12 years ago

I'm sorry but I enjoy having boobs

Poké1623 years ago

😶😶😶

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bdavis8237 years ago

omg, lol, pee, comes out of ur pee pee spot XD

Augustkitty8 years ago

If I turn into a guy who says I want just girls?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago

Ugh, heteronormativity. NO PUSH! NO PUSH!

antamious8 years ago

I'm female and would like to stay that way so imma say no

booknerd09028 years ago

Umm... I'm a female. So no thanks.

OliviaLeanza8 years ago

I'm a girl. No thanks.

IMAGENIUS8 years ago

Im a girl........

Twiddle Twist9 years ago

Perhaps some people tend to forget, that girls are using this website to.

SPINiamsoola9 years ago

This is already my life ðŸ˜‚

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago

im a girl so...

SinonMercer7 years ago

Skip the question and stop bitching then

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Jack Stensonator12 years ago

Only downsides for me! (I'm) GAAAAAY!

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

High five! same!

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Marie Lotter12 years ago

Why would I want to be a man? O.o

eatarockcentral7 years ago

Well I’m trans so

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Jason Dittmann12 years ago

Ha Jokes on you I already have one

Heronater3 years ago

#relatable

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Beverly Luna12 years ago

lol

TheTraveler8 years ago

47 YEARS AGO?

Slimeboy224 years ago

No downsides, the smaller, the better!

Michael Demiurgos9 years ago

please il keep the 6 1/2 inch thank you

Jar Jar Binks10 years ago

What the......I'm a female that is into males so I don't want any women

fishshark7 years ago

What if your female

trevmay04999 years ago

Penis... There I said it

BACONLUFFY9 years ago

Hell to the no

DesertEagle7 years ago

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Squid11059 years ago

This would mean you would pee a small stream.. #loopholes

TheTraveler8 years ago

TITAN GEL YEAH!!!

meowmixer9 years ago

Well all of them want it so I dont see how its bad

Djezohsamaa5 years ago

I'm asexual and a trans boi so why not ✌🏻

EnderBroTGT 9 years ago

"The Perfect Man"

Rachel Wasco12 years ago

um, I am a girl sooooooooo??

epicdaniel14 months ago

Yeah…not interested in women, so due to the wording, this is an easy choice.

DEAMONED8 years ago

GAME SAY DICK THAT IS THE CORRECT WAY

jameskh10 years ago

peepee is "pee" u horseshit ... cant u just say small dick or penis/?

Dhfhfhfhfjf7 years ago

Im now a man i guess

Illuminati_Confirmed9 years ago

What do i click im not a woman or a man

Nugget_Boy7 years ago

The second parts already true :"(

Julian_Frost7 years ago

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BestButtonPusher9 years ago

I could have it enlarged.

HumnBird7 years ago

I agree with Autumn and girls just kick ass

thepoptart9 years ago

Fuck that. Chicks hate small dicks big dicks = TONS of hot satisfied pussies

evilman9879 years ago

So little bit of pee comes out not a painful amount anymore.

Caribou3 years ago

As the perfect man, that small pee-pee grows to be whatever size is needed, when needed.

Gumballgirl123458 years ago

I'm a girl

Piter202510 years ago

VIAGRA

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