Will You Press The Button?

You become the perfect man and every women you meet loves you and wants you

but

You have a small pee pee

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DaEpicKoala8 years ago

Did a 2 year old make this? FUCKIN PEE-PEE, WHO THE FUCK SAYS PEE-PEE???

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

Markiplier does. Do you even warfstache bro?

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Kaitheviking8 years ago

Uhm...im 12 years old and obviusly more mature than the person that made this...The world isnt just about sex...

MrStanFungi3 years ago

I know, right? Im 13 and I thought there would be more interesting questions than this

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Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

pee-pee? Really? What is this, grade school?

DARKARES4 years ago

Also set you standard for big to max

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herccleary9 years ago

im fine with having a small dick if the chicks still love me and want me.

ninjapanda10 years ago

NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE MENNNNNNNNNN

WillT8 years ago

Do I smell a fourth grader in the house?

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Small male genitalia is a good thing. It"s easier to handle, doesn't bulge much, isn't visible, and doesn't touch filthy public toilets. Plus, it still works!

alexriveraced7 years ago

I can imagine an 11 years old kid making this

Trailman057 years ago

And...

Autumn Spano12 years ago

I'm sorry but I enjoy having boobs

Poké1623 years ago

😶😶😶

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bdavis8237 years ago

omg, lol, pee, comes out of ur pee pee spot XD

Augustkitty8 years ago

If I turn into a guy who says I want just girls?

SoGayICantSeeStraight8 years ago

Ugh, heteronormativity. NO PUSH! NO PUSH!

antamious8 years ago

I'm female and would like to stay that way so imma say no

booknerd09028 years ago

Umm... I'm a female. So no thanks.

OliviaLeanza8 years ago

I'm a girl. No thanks.

IMAGENIUS9 years ago

Im a girl........

Twiddle Twist9 years ago

Perhaps some people tend to forget, that girls are using this website to.

SPINiamsoola9 years ago

This is already my life ðŸ˜‚

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago

im a girl so...

SinonMercer7 years ago

Skip the question and stop bitching then

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Jack Stensonator12 years ago

Only downsides for me! (I'm) GAAAAAY!

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

High five! same!

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Marie Lotter12 years ago

Why would I want to be a man? O.o

eatarockcentral7 years ago

Well I’m trans so

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Jason Dittmann12 years ago

Ha Jokes on you I already have one

Heronater3 years ago

#relatable

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Beverly Luna12 years ago

lol

TheTraveler8 years ago

47 YEARS AGO?

Ipsu4 years ago

I have nothing to lose then 🤣

Scoot9 years ago

I already have a small dick, so I'm not affected

angeldaugther10 years ago

I'm a girl...

Somethin7 years ago

I'm a woman.....

PressTheButton!!!!9 years ago

Well it says pee-pee, so basically you don't pee much...LOOPHOLE

Julian_Frost7 years ago

They"d still love me

maco_the.muller9 years ago

How small we talkin'?

Creeperface13010 years ago

"pee pee"? Seriously? Just say a small d!ck, please.

therealandy5 years ago

i already have a small pee pee, might as well be beatiful too

DontBeThatGuy9 years ago

i don't care if i don't pee a lot

iffyisbestneptuniawaifualsokuromeandadultneptune8 years ago

pee pee? fucking pee pee? what are you fucking gay dude? t

TommyWeatherly8 years ago

Being gay isn't a problem

sushimuu10 years ago

I think a twelve year old wrote this

captainsoftboy6 years ago

I'm gay.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

My comment says 4 hours ago,but nope.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

What's a pee pee? I don't have such a thing ;-)

supsick7 years ago

"you have a small pee pee" how old are we, fucking ten?

Mining_Flame9 years ago

OK things just got strange in the comments... BTW I'm a boy that's into girls but not THAT much.

xXKelsieXx7 years ago

Um exKEEEEYAAAAAOOOOZ me uh im a woman

CCthecat9 years ago

Very funny, im not lesbian HAH

TheFlowerGirl8 years ago

No thanks I want to stay a girl

CopyCat9 years ago

pee pee ? really ? for fuck sakes wtf

heg2defwcuj3 years ago

i can get hard

MADEUPNAME22228 years ago

So, those that mean I urinate in small amounts?

IrishRiver10 years ago

I'm kind've a female.

FantasyKitten8 years ago

Im a girl........

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