Will You Press The Button?

Sgtprussia 10 years ago

My immortality powers gained from other buttons has cancelled out the downsides. Nice try brohaus, but nobody can outwit a Prussian.

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

nobody can outwit a Prussian, eh? try Napoleon

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InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago

This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

NZDABOMB 8 years ago

I woud to help my poppa who died of cancer two years ago :( It was very sad he was so active until he was diegnost with cancer and they never said you couldn't be immortals!! Lol

Kitaro 9 years ago

Can I heal the two years?

Logan421 9 years ago

If you are going to die in a year and use that ability........... AHAHAHAHHAAHHH😨😨😨😨😨

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago

hell go and heal every kid with cancer as many times as I can ........ lets do this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ye_olden_memes 9 years ago

You are a true hero that us cowards look up to you in awe

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The360MlgNoscoper 8 years ago

Aging is a disease. Im immortal

Jackwatsky777 9 years ago

I can just heal myself...

DragonWarrior88 10 years ago

lol will fix trumps brain

Robi 10 years ago

Fuck humans,kill them all

Slurpyspider 9 years ago

Fuck urself cuz ur human

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago

I'll heal myself and make my life span longer

HeyImHereNow 10 years ago

So if I get ebola at twenty five, I'll just heal myself.

no i will not press da button 10 years ago

i"d be happy to sacrifice part of my life for other people.

Dramanurse 10 years ago

Worth it

HyperSeymour 10 years ago

No downside at all. I'll just heal as many people as I can (not that I could care less for them)

Pinkpoopyunicorn 10 years ago

just go and heal your closest member of your family that has cancer and thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elite king 10 years ago

Heal self

Tw20040828! 10 years ago

HEAL JESUS HEAL THE UNIVERSE HEAL YOUR SELFFF

samuelk 10 years ago

heal my own sickness and old age.

Jaeger 10 years ago

it would take my entire lifespan to heal one city

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

isnt old age classified as a disease? and death is a sickness.*world shakes and paradox destroys you*

Domixss 11 years ago

I would never cure anything from someone, because fuck people

CreepyerGamerX1 9 years ago

That"s your opinion i kind of see both side but personally i would do the same because who is their to say 1 life is more important then others its juat not right to make do that

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Chad Drake 13 years ago

Just cause you got it dont mean you gotta use it. It would be a nice back up for whenever there is something you *need* it for. And it doesnt say that you can only use it on you too.

Iryna Protasova 13 years ago

What would one die of, then? I can't think of anything that one couldn't cure

Allie54321 10 years ago

I don't think they can cure cancer yet

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Zach Armstrong 13 years ago

I would probably cure hardcore disease like stds or cancer

Torhek87 9 years ago

Heal myself of whatever happens to me

Guill 10 years ago

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HambaAllah 5 years ago

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epic trumpet guy 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Paige_lol_ 11 years ago

Wow 40% of people are selfish for not pressing the button I would save so many people and they just care for themselves

BandsAndAnimeFreak 10 years ago

But saving people means killing themselves and not everyone is willing to die for others

JandK 8 years ago

On your death bed you just heal yourself just to see what happens

CarlyBeth 12 years ago

ill help anyone, i mean, seriously. if anyone is really close to dying, or if its a, "The Fault in Our Stars" moment, then yeah, id help someone. not everyone, it couldn't be possible, but those who need it the most, then yeah.

gherebox 9 years ago

I'll heal the disease that shorten my life by two years

Rofl47 9 years ago

I'm gonna be happy with this ability- however, quick question- would I just die on the spot if I use the powers so much it literally puts my life span at 0 or -2 years?

S0me_Rand0 4 years ago

Alright guys it"s time to speed-run life

AgentSquidbeak 11 years ago

heal the sickness of the downside

ya11110 6 years ago

I already have a pretty good immune system so I'll go for the one where I live the longest amount of time.

AbderianAgelast 12 years ago

It says "Heal," not "Cure." If it were the ability to cure any disease at the cost of two years of my life, then I'd already be dead and the world would be free of Cancer, AIDS, Ebola, Malaria, etc. But since it's only healing, and I assume it's localized ... [Show full comment]

CreepyerGamerX1 9 years ago

Can i choose when that power activities or not because if its just a paper cut i can wait and if you want to get reall shouldn't it only take from your lifespan if what it heals is actually life threatening

Reddragon 10 years ago

But it does not say that I can heal myself So if I heal me and make my life going longer... Or it"s stupid?

Rice Cake Man 11 years ago

So? The world can do without me. I'd rather save four year olds from certain death.

Xanbunny 12 years ago

With this I can be like Doctor Who.

igdetyhg last year

我可以不用，但我不能没有

DarkPit1006 11 years ago

Cure yourself before death

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

well, i"m dyin" at 30 XD

Suction-cup-man 5 years ago

Just do it eighth before you die.

Bobyman 11 years ago

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setokabia 6 years ago

only heal myself

JasonBlue 12 years ago

I also pressed a button to make myself immortal. LOOPHOLE

Vincent888 9 years ago

Only heal myself when im about to die

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