Will You Press The Button?

Pizza is available to eat for every meal

but

Everyone has diariah so you can never get to the bathroom because armed gangs will take over every bathroom in the world

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zachintosh9 years ago

how high was the person who wrote this?

KairoP1x3lslast year

Extremely high

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MarcIsGod698 years ago

Shit on the floor

Amit1237 years ago

Oh yeahhh it"s time to get schwifty

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Jibril7 years ago

Diariah doesn't exist so nothing happens

TheRandomNerd8 years ago

I'm fine with that, since diariah isn't a thing, so...

Fedxftw8 years ago

It is

DSFKLJfydsiop7zd9783 years ago

I hate this fucking site

PressOrNotToPress9 years ago

this was made by a 2 year old

Travis James Cordeau12 years ago

Wat

Kyrst6 years ago

I want to hit the button because I feel evil... Wait what if you are the gang...

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TurtwigTuber7 years ago

It may be a sacrifice but ill take it

TurtwigTuber7 years ago

Nothing will seperate me and pizza

Pizza6414 years ago

who the hell is diariah

Rishav7 years ago

What the hell...who wrote this...how high was the person who wrote this...

cockers10 months ago

but you have an anime profile, therefore you cannot be trusted

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TheIceKube8 years ago

BOI LETS ALL START SHITTING ON TREES >:D

megabells298 years ago

Right...

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Coaster8 years ago

Upside? I mean I like pizza but I don't want it every meal.

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Amazing kids movie plot

Zylokeion8 years ago

Fine I will just shut in the woods

BobFaceASDF8 years ago

What"s diariah

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

WHAT the hell did I just read?

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

I would rather pay for pizza

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Josef Cullinane12 years ago

This was written by a nine-year-old, wasn't it?

elkkula9 years ago

Or asshole...

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Bobsunjeger8 years ago

*JonTron* WHAT?

Allie543218 years ago

What does pizza has to do with armed gangs? Also what the bathroom at my house and my friends houses

Blue_Mage658 years ago

What.. the actual hell?

TeamKobus28 years ago

What is diarhia... do you mean diarrhea?

Sebplayz218 years ago

simple make u own toilet or live first class on a plane

Livvvv779 years ago

I Can Still Poop In A Bush, So i Clicked The Button :}

megabells298 years ago

Lol

CaptShrederatorFan9 years ago

The heck? Sounds like Mad Max: Fury Diarrhea.

TurnedIntoDragon8 years ago

Omg that made my day

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

What's "diariah"?

Vixa7 years ago

It says diariah not diarrhea

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UmJeremyHD9 years ago

hum...I would join a gang then...

endermil10 years ago

WTF XD

Dylan Cantrell12 years ago

Don't know what Diariah is but I'm sure people wouldnt take over the bathrooms over it.

SuperKirby7 years ago

Its a disorder that makes you compelled to take over bathrooms

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nukechicken8 years ago

Shit in there face

Hplan9 years ago

Who wrote this "diariah"

Pika Girl10 years ago

What the hell is this supposed to be?

Diancie_Lady5 years ago

There is only one option: Join the armed gang or no bathroom privileges.

Massive Faggot9 years ago

This Did Me A Good Chuckle

Cole Ronk12 years ago

...stuffed crust?...

Flameice2 8 years ago

Whoever made this has a very wuerd fetish

Blake Rywell10 years ago

what the fuck

thebluetomatoe7 years ago

Go to the bathroom the way nature intended!

TheDaveMachine9 years ago

Lame!

JM89745238 years ago

Shit in the woods

Nithan90009 years ago

I can poop on the floor.

datguy29007 years ago

dig a hole and shit

Infinite_Ch4os9 years ago

Pizza is already available for every meal. Who's stopping you, pizza fascists?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Pizza isn't my favourite and so dig holes for potties.

CrypsisRosa9 years ago

diariah haha adorable

EnderRoseYT2 years ago

*vomits*

flyingbazooka9 years ago

Now who wouldn't press this

Iconoclasm_10 years ago

Armed gangs taking over the bathroom would be terrible. Having pizza for every single meal would be terrible. Everyone having constant diarrhea would be terrible. I see no upside.

abcx8 years ago

Haven't laughed like that in a while.

Callum Walton10 years ago

What...? How...? When...? How did armed gangs gain control of every other toilet in the world- What? I...who...my brain...what?

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