You pick a weapon. You will now always be able to access that weapon, no matter what.
but
The weapon becomes your nose.
I will not


charlied585810 years ago
My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood8 years ago
Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord5 months ago
boooooo.
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KapnFyshe8 years ago
I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf188 years ago
Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle7 years ago
Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

KevinTOC7 years ago
This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Thomas Breslin-peel12 years ago
Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k614863 years ago
coooooool
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Undertale4me8 years ago
Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago
Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

evilman98710 years ago
Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi10 years ago
Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus'10 years ago
Or Shocker Breaker II actually.
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Tepignite8 years ago
A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention8 years ago
Same bud

MatthewCooper8 years ago
Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy8 years ago
So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot9 years ago
SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian93037 years ago
I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines2257 years ago
A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie6788 years ago
Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Hoods9 years ago
a fucking knife as a nose XD

Felicia Smith12 years ago
TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.
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Charlie Banks12 years ago
Portal gun nose

Thjmze 9 years ago
It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano
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Jeannette Crabb12 years ago
Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison12 years ago
I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel7 years ago
or stab-nosed

seemsgreat10 years ago
Lightsaber nose

coldestneptuneVriska9 years ago
Warhammer of Zillyhoo here i come

Alex Cox12 years ago
so the weapon becomes my nose? not my nose is the weapon, but the weapon turns into my nose.

Panifex7 years ago
Don't you understand? It isn't that your nose is replaced by a weapon, it"s that whatever weapon you picked is now your nose. You now have constant access to your own nose! This is the stupidest damn button I have ever seen!

Marshadow14 years ago
oh no

Time Rickson9 years ago
I live in America! I have access to a pistol at my side if I goddam want to!

Slurmp_8 years ago
FUS RHO-aaah-aaaaaaah!!-aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!-TJOOOOO!!!!

TDMteam5977 years ago
You get da ability to have every POWER!!!!! *SNEEZE* then all the world dies haha!! ;D soo funny!!

NinjaNAH8 years ago
Lol, pick your weapon. Well played creator.

stef01stef10 years ago
So I will become pinochio because i will have a wand as nose hmm... Let me think... This would be fucking awesome

dnbkf9988 days ago
但我没按

Keriko10 years ago
Wait portal gun nose....or nuke launcher nose....decisions decisions.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago
Well it just says that the weapon is your nose, not that it looks like your nose...

Coolguy24611 years ago
I'll choose a weapon that doesn't become my nose and somehow gives me access to unlimited wishes.

weebcantsocial4 years ago
So basically people get to be chainsaw man

Guitar289 years ago
Omg I would I have a plasma gun as a nose! + I cannot shoot myself!

Away8 years ago
Wazer riffle that"s extreamly light, can turn into other weapons, also can turn into a nose.

Icode18 years ago
a nose for a portal gun ..... YES

Hunter Ahlberg12 years ago
wowww

Garfold7 years ago
Hey i know have a rpg on my face.

HowDareYou9 years ago
I would pick that really high-powered laser as a weapon. Laser nose ftw!

Ghopher110 years ago
Snot Bullets Yeah

HTFphsycopath19999 years ago
Transeformers?

Mike233488 years ago
Ha ha hatsjoe so as i was sayi... Oh your dead now

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Rainbowdea9 years ago
I imagine Voldemort would like this one.

blackfireblackice10 years ago
'Hello, noses!'

some_dudeXD8 months ago
Laser nose.

HelloIamAce9 years ago
My weapon is a magic nose.
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