Will You Press The Button?

charlied585810 years ago

My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood8 years ago

Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord5 months ago

boooooo.

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KapnFyshe8 years ago

I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf188 years ago

Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle7 years ago

Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

KevinTOC7 years ago

This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Thomas Breslin-peel12 years ago

Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k614863 years ago

coooooool

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Undertale4me8 years ago

Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

evilman98710 years ago

Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi10 years ago

Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus'10 years ago

Or Shocker Breaker II actually.

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Tepignite8 years ago

A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention8 years ago

Same bud

MatthewCooper8 years ago

Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy8 years ago

So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot9 years ago

SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago

I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian93037 years ago

I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines2257 years ago

A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie6788 years ago

Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Hoods9 years ago

a fucking knife as a nose XD

Felicia Smith12 years ago

TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

Portal gun nose

Thjmze 9 years ago

It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano

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Jeannette Crabb12 years ago

Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison12 years ago

I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel7 years ago

or stab-nosed

TheWaywardWobbuffet8 years ago

Flamethrower nose!

OscarZhang7 years ago

I want a nose that fires lasers

BoredomBee9 years ago

Gavin Free. His nose already is his weapon.

Batlady8 years ago

It say the weapon becomes your nose meaning that what you pick becomes a nose not you nose becomes your weapon

Theguywhoknows9 years ago

Hi friend how you doing *sneezes* opps

Memelord117698 years ago

Shotgun for a nose. Gets mugged by a crook and sneezes. There ain't a crook no more

Wattzze 10 years ago

Flamethrower never get a cold then

Montanaling9 years ago

OMG! lazer nostrills insted of lazer eyes!? IM IN!

Echothekirby9538 years ago

Gravity Gun nose? Works for me!

defedici10 years ago

those nose shaped gun comments you are the greatest.

Maksim2 years ago

Cool, now I can always summon a fresh nose. A neat party trick

JoshTheScrub9 years ago

peael, anyone?

MeganN7 years ago

Ok but what if it’s big it would be painful and it would take forever to come out

muddyninja369 years ago

What about when you are going swimming?

imarandomperson5 years ago

So you mean I can have a knife on my nose and all I have to do is launch at someone and just headbutt them, without me getting hurt? Cool.

wellthisislife9 years ago

I like my nose

NateliKnaus8 years ago

What"s the downside to this???

p0larbear_exe10 years ago

i got two words for you "face cannon"

Kidnerd18 years ago

Still can breathe,though!

TeamKobus28 years ago

You have a mouth

Thomas Bossuyt12 years ago

It would definitely suck if you would have a cold. :)

Slurmp_8 years ago

FUS RHO-aaah-aaaaaaah!!-aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!-TJOOOOO!!!!

seemsgreat10 years ago

Lightsaber nose

coldestneptuneVriska9 years ago

Warhammer of Zillyhoo here i come

Alex Cox12 years ago

so the weapon becomes my nose? not my nose is the weapon, but the weapon turns into my nose.

Panifex7 years ago

Don't you understand? It isn't that your nose is replaced by a weapon, it"s that whatever weapon you picked is now your nose. You now have constant access to your own nose! This is the stupidest damn button I have ever seen!

Marshadow14 years ago

oh no

Time Rickson9 years ago

I live in America! I have access to a pistol at my side if I goddam want to!

dnbkf9988 days ago

但我没按

TDMteam5977 years ago

You get da ability to have every POWER!!!!! *SNEEZE* then all the world dies haha!! ;D soo funny!!

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