Will You Press The Button?

charlied585810 years ago

My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood8 years ago

Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord5 months ago

boooooo.

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KapnFyshe8 years ago

I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf188 years ago

Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle7 years ago

Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

KevinTOC7 years ago

This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Thomas Breslin-peel12 years ago

Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k614863 years ago

coooooool

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Undertale4me8 years ago

Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

evilman98710 years ago

Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi10 years ago

Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus'10 years ago

Or Shocker Breaker II actually.

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Tepignite8 years ago

A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention8 years ago

Same bud

MatthewCooper8 years ago

Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy8 years ago

So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot9 years ago

SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago

I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian93037 years ago

I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines2257 years ago

A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie6788 years ago

Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Hoods9 years ago

a fucking knife as a nose XD

Felicia Smith12 years ago

TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

Portal gun nose

Thjmze 9 years ago

It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano

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Jeannette Crabb12 years ago

Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison12 years ago

I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel7 years ago

or stab-nosed

seemsgreat10 years ago

Lightsaber nose

coldestneptuneVriska9 years ago

Warhammer of Zillyhoo here i come

Alex Cox12 years ago

so the weapon becomes my nose? not my nose is the weapon, but the weapon turns into my nose.

Panifex7 years ago

Don't you understand? It isn't that your nose is replaced by a weapon, it"s that whatever weapon you picked is now your nose. You now have constant access to your own nose! This is the stupidest damn button I have ever seen!

Marshadow14 years ago

oh no

Time Rickson9 years ago

I live in America! I have access to a pistol at my side if I goddam want to!

Slurmp_8 years ago

FUS RHO-aaah-aaaaaaah!!-aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!-TJOOOOO!!!!

TDMteam5977 years ago

You get da ability to have every POWER!!!!! *SNEEZE* then all the world dies haha!! ;D soo funny!!

NinjaNAH8 years ago

Lol, pick your weapon. Well played creator.

stef01stef10 years ago

So I will become pinochio because i will have a wand as nose hmm... Let me think... This would be fucking awesome

dnbkf9988 days ago

但我没按

Keriko10 years ago

Wait portal gun nose....or nuke launcher nose....decisions decisions.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago

Well it just says that the weapon is your nose, not that it looks like your nose...

Coolguy24611 years ago

I'll choose a weapon that doesn't become my nose and somehow gives me access to unlimited wishes.

weebcantsocial4 years ago

So basically people get to be chainsaw man

Guitar289 years ago

Omg I would I have a plasma gun as a nose! + I cannot shoot myself!

Away8 years ago

Wazer riffle that"s extreamly light, can turn into other weapons, also can turn into a nose.

Icode18 years ago

a nose for a portal gun ..... YES

Hunter Ahlberg12 years ago

wowww

Garfold7 years ago

Hey i know have a rpg on my face.

HowDareYou9 years ago

I would pick that really high-powered laser as a weapon. Laser nose ftw!

Ghopher110 years ago

Snot Bullets Yeah

HTFphsycopath19999 years ago

Transeformers?

Mike233488 years ago

Ha ha hatsjoe so as i was sayi... Oh your dead now

butts mc butts10 years ago

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Rainbowdea9 years ago

I imagine Voldemort would like this one.

blackfireblackice10 years ago

'Hello, noses!'

some_dudeXD8 months ago

Laser nose.

HelloIamAce9 years ago

My weapon is a magic nose.

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