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charlied58589 years ago

My weapon of choice: a nose.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Are you that shipwright from one piece who ate the giraffe giraffe fruit?

MissaHood8 years ago

Voldemort lost his weapon

num1goonlord3 months ago

boooooo.

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KapnFyshe7 years ago

I don't want a dildo bat becoming my nose.

Plasmawolf188 years ago

Iron man suit comes out of my nose and spreads across my body?? Hell yeah!!!!

DesertEagle7 years ago

Armor isn’t a weapon the repulsive and misses and stuff are weapons but the suit itself is not

KevinTOC7 years ago

This is pointless, whatever weapon you choose, it will always be your nose.

Thomas Breslin-peel12 years ago

Laser rifle out of my nose? Worth it, guy bullying you *SNEEZE* there is no longer a guy bullying you

k614863 years ago

coooooool

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Undertale4me8 years ago

Slice my ex"s head off with mah katana nose

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Bfg 10000 nose and bfg 9000 selectable nose

evilman9879 years ago

Morph ray that is under a false nose.

Onion Kiwi9 years ago

Gasterblaster nose? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

Nexus'9 years ago

Or Shocker Breaker II actually.

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Tepignite8 years ago

A nose that spits fire...awesome!

TheMultimention8 years ago

Same bud

MatthewCooper8 years ago

Invisible toxic gas dispenser that you are immune to

NotThatGuy8 years ago

So you"d become like a mix between Voldemort (no nose) and Hitler?

Scoot9 years ago

SNOT ROCKETS

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago

I can sneeze poison daggers at people bullying me? Awesome!

Damian93037 years ago

I want Gru"s nose... Y"know, the guy from Despicible Me.

Dipperpines2257 years ago

A polymorphing piece of metal that can shoot lazer beams. So basically a metal nose in exchange for anything metal that i can imagine. Yes please.

Temmie6788 years ago

Daggar: woodpecker them to death

Hoods9 years ago

a fucking knife as a nose XD

Felicia Smith12 years ago

TARDIS. Use the cloaking effect to make it look like a nose...

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease Just because something can be used as a weapon doesn’t mean it is one. Marbles, for example, can be thrown at people, hurting them. However, marbles aren’t weapons because of this.

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Charlie Banks12 years ago

Portal gun nose

Thjmze 8 years ago

It is you can like make someone fall for ever using portals or you could teleport them to the inside of a volcano

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Jeannette Crabb12 years ago

Poison ha I look the same and I am now a deadly weapon

Ethan Garrison12 years ago

I guess you could say I'll be... STUB-NOSED.

Auswechsel7 years ago

or stab-nosed

Mai-chan8 years ago

I'm not trying to sneeze and blow my face off, thank you.

Soul_Eater9 years ago

I agree with Wassap33. I will become Pinocchio basicly.

AmberWolf7728 years ago

omg...

mrflame9 years ago

I am the nose of my sword. Steel is my Nostrils, and fire is my snot. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to Death. Unknown to Life. Have withstood bloody noses to create many weapons. Yet, those tissues will never hold anything. So as I pray, unlimited nose works.

Viable_Golem43759 years ago

Simply have it surgically removed then have a new nose implanted.

BlackRose667 years ago

What if ur weapon WAS your nose?!???

FTBacon9 years ago

You pick a weapon weapon is nose you pick your nose and always have access to your nose don't press the butt on

Shepdws8 years ago

Katana out of someones nose?

eridani4110 years ago

steven universe?????

xXToxicJayXx9 years ago

Voldermort

Keriko9 years ago

This is what a true genius is

NotThatGuy8 years ago

Dude my nose can't become a fucking glaive, I"d become Pinnochio but with a blade strapped to the point of my gigantic nose

Dora Jakab11 years ago

Sonic screwdriver nose X'D

BomberEEE4 years ago

Booger

shaneg20039 years ago

LIGHTSABER NOSE!

Doge3608 years ago

Gotcha nose! Is this a shank?

Miles Tremblay12 years ago

lightsaber nose biatch!

Axolotlboi7 years ago

Yay human swordfish!

A fletcher9 years ago

I SHALL BECOME SHINON JUST A VERSION NO ONE LIKES

ophiucus123338 years ago

why wont it become my dick?is that even a dilemmas?

CasualDude7 years ago

So I pick Ray Gun so I'll be shooting green thing out of my nose

mr.whatface9 years ago

My nose has a secret atom bomb launcher in it? Damn my nose is big...

Wattzze 9 years ago

Flamethrower never get a cold

InsatiableAnimeFan108 years ago

Wth? my nose? *rubs face against enemy* haha you thought i was being nice? think again! *runs at enemy with nose* hahahahha!

BallisticWizard8 years ago

Time to create a weapon

dannyphanfiction10 years ago

So what? Go ahead an make fun of it; I'll just kill you with my nose of death.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

I kinda just imagine 2 nostril-sized “Halberd” beams slowly extending out of my nose, charging up, and slicing stuff. They then power off, and slowly retract back into my nose. Like, how cool would that be?

Jungle9 years ago

it never said it could not be a fictional weapon. I'll just fire a nuke that comes out of my nose since it could be something that looks like your nose and choose a time to use it. apparently a nuclear bomb just came out your nostril... wow now you started...[Show full comment]

Sb7377 years ago

a machine gun nose. sneeze at your teacher and princable and then it will kill them. well done now no school for rest of your life (kill your parents if they will try to get you into a new school)

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