Will You Press The Button?

CoolAwesomeSylvester3 years ago

always on top of the grind 💯💯💯💯

FawfulTheLawfulMallful3 years ago

BEING THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN WAITS FOR NO ONE!

EdgarPugMeep8 years ago

I can't snap my fingers.One time I saw this thing online. "If you can clap your hands, touch your nose, and snap your fingers, you are a normal person" I said FUCK THAT SHIT

WolfYou7 years ago

Loophole: they’d die anyway

Kingsize8 years ago

I can't snap My fingers :(

Flueppy8 years ago

Me neither

DILLONMLG 9 years ago

I call bullshit I don't know how to snap my fingers

reinajacobs8 years ago

Bye Africa

Hunter H. Holmes12 years ago

Loophole: first conjuration--enough food and money to appear for every poor hungry child. Only one has to die.

Kiwi11095 years ago

damn and i pressed no before i read this

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It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here7 years ago

Loophole: your first miracle is food to all the poor, because if no one is hungry than no one dies because there isn't a poor HUNGRY child. Also don't make this money because that would cause inflation making everyone poor.

DoomofAnubis7 years ago

Better loophole: materialize a button that let"s you use all your powers without any negative effects. Then materialize a button that ends hunger, secures peace, makes infinite human habitable (as in with everything humanity needs to survive and grow) pock...[Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Anti-loophole: by your logic, Hitler will be reincarnated and start another Holocaust. And people won’t care as everyone is immortal and there’s peace.

Will Howard12 years ago

put him out of his misery

Taker_of_Hells2 years ago

Yes

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ScuicidalSheep8 years ago

Well screw those poor Africans, superpowers, here I come!

12345qwer8 years ago

ew.i kill u

PriscillaLacaillade8 years ago

First ,donate food. second wait a year.last use your powers

Matsuo Yamada12 years ago

I CANNOT SNAP MY FINGERS :c

Hggvnbg4 years ago

same xd

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Lautaro Trefilio12 years ago

>implying i give a shit about poor kids

BoiledSpuds5 years ago

What the fuck? Theres no need to day that, even if you mean it. Why cant you try using loopholes instead of just saying "Fuck "em"

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Sawyer Keeneth12 years ago

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villlain

Angel Lewis12 years ago

I can snap my fingers and make this world perfect and only one person would have to die

SovietTVBaileyTurner7 years ago

So basically I'm letting a North Korean be free from the pain?

AnnieLeonhardt9 years ago

Make enough food to eradicate world hunger with a means to distribute it fairly.

Jjj8318 years ago

I mean it helps with ending the childs suffering and with overpopulation

GamerFox10 years ago

theprobruh your a dick

Sumner3 years ago

Nothing in really changes

Insert_name_here9 years ago

Create food and money for All

VladimÃr VladimÃroviÄ Vacek12 years ago

a poor hungry child is gonna die anyway...... jokes on you..... thousands of em die every day.... its a cruel world we live in.... no hard feelings, little mate

Pipper_McClean8 years ago

Umm. If they are suffering wouldn't it be a good thing technically? Just saying!

OneLonelyPilot10 years ago

sorry children, but I'm cool B)

Jacob20204 years ago

What if you can’t cklick

SilentKills1159 years ago

That's just sad

Dexter Kho12 years ago

I could still not use the power... at all lel

WolfPixel8 years ago

top comment 100%

ofpgrimm1029 years ago

i will be crowly

RetroGameDays6 years ago

So,this means African kids,"Asian" kids dies... Ok

brodieman9 years ago

They were gonna die soon anyway right?...

ivegotnothing8 years ago

make it rain mac and cheese

ArionSupreme9 years ago

I am a cruel, cruel person

Flamin-Toaster9 months ago

Imma solves world hunger

IHateFeminism9 years ago

Make food appear to feed every hungy child, only one has to die.

dimondsinthesky10 years ago

It stops their suffering and it makes us happy

Seceria9 years ago

Callous people could care less about this supposed downside

Free Money???9 years ago

Sorry hungry child!

dingdongbingbong11 years ago

You could only use your power once in a while

Krimson_Shadow_the_Changeling9 years ago

it happens already, might as well speed it up while i become the new Discord.

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago

fuck em

Austin Whitlow12 years ago

so you stop time so the effects dont take place and fly to each child that is hungry and/or poor and make food and/or money to make them NOT hungry and/or poor so it doesnt kill anymore.

Kai_yoshiteru8 years ago

How could you be so heartless

madguy25509 years ago

any downside? if its a poor hungry child its a mercy killing, so its not exactly doing anything wrong

CarthOnasi8 years ago

im immortal, so i don't really care. i can just wait till another is born in its place. or just use it to kill most if not all the starving kids in our world, leaving more food for the survivors.

thisiscalled...you know10 years ago

A poor hungry child dies? A lot of poor hungry children dies in africa every second... so... yeah, the downside has not a real impact.

QuantaToaszt8 years ago

This is a 2 in 1 special

TheCheat9 years ago

I cant snap...

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

If their like that I'd feel like a pile of horse shit but lets face it it was probably right around the corner...

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