I can't snap my fingers.One time I saw this thing online. "If you can clap your hands, touch your nose, and snap your fingers, you are a normal person" I said FUCK THAT SHIT
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WolfYou7 years ago
Loophole: they’d die anyway
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Kingsize8 years ago
I can't snap My fingers :(
Flueppy8 years ago
Me neither
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DILLONMLG 9 years ago
I call bullshit I don't know how to snap my fingers
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reinajacobs8 years ago
Bye Africa
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Hunter H. Holmes12 years ago
Loophole: first conjuration--enough food and money to appear for every poor hungry child. Only one has to die.
Loophole: your first miracle is food to all the poor, because if no one is hungry than no one dies because there isn't a poor HUNGRY child. Also don't make this money because that would cause inflation making everyone poor.
Better loophole: materialize a button that let"s you use all your powers without any negative effects. Then materialize a button that ends hunger, secures peace, makes infinite human habitable (as in with everything humanity needs to survive and grow) pock...[Show full comment]
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Anti-loophole: by your logic, Hitler will be reincarnated and start another Holocaust. And people won’t care as everyone is immortal and there’s peace.
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ScuicidalSheep8 years ago
Well screw those poor Africans, superpowers, here I come!
12345qwer8 years ago
ew.i kill u
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PriscillaLacaillade8 years ago
First ,donate food. second wait a year.last use your powers
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villlain
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Angel Lewis12 years ago
I can snap my fingers and make this world perfect and only one person would have to die
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Nathan Ho12 years ago
Go find most or all the hungry poor children and give them money or food because it said poor hungry children, not hungry OR poor children
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Ye_olden_memes8 years ago
Why is there so many people who can't snap Thier fingers?!
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ossie10 years ago
60% of peeps are mean bro.
Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested4 years ago
or they found a loophole to negate the downside like "tp food to everyone so no ones hungry"
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BlueArrow9159 years ago
Putting them out of their misery. I AM A GREAT PERSON
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~Wave~length~10 years ago
So, one hungry child dies as you make all the food that humanity will ever need appear, another to make a distribution system... and then that's it. There are no more hungry children so the second part would no longer take effect.
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_a_button__4 years ago
Well they are gonna die anyway, and now we can recolonise Africa
What if i wish all the poor and hungry children t9 not be poor nor hungry ever again all around the globe so only one child will have to die and then i can use my powers all i want then i can wish for world peace to ensure that no more poor or hungry child...[Show full comment]
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Astraley10 years ago
SPAWN IN MORE KIDS
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ILikeCheeseSoMuch6 years ago
Just snap some food for those childrens
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Mlblue9 years ago
you would be putting the child out of their misery if they were starving.
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Kazi Mituna Captor12 years ago
why would you want them to suffer longer
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minecraf8 years ago
will not im good
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☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆9 years ago
Yes it wouldnt suffer anymore but you kill the last chance for it to survive.It wouldnt change the fact that you killed a poor child!
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Ran11 years ago
Survival of the fittest.
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EMPTYENDER117 years ago
He"s going to die anyway. :-(
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skatershit9 years ago
You're basically putting them out of there misery if there poor and hungry
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rosadogger10 years ago
wow that is so mean to kids!!!!
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Cheeeselast year
doing them a favor honestly
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CrumbleCake8 years ago
I’m a heartless bastard.
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xSugarbun10 years ago
Well, I'd snap my fingers to conjure a ''reincarnation device'' ... Then I can just resurrect every fkin feg that dies. GG.
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Warriorcats8 years ago
Guys just make ur first wish is no one gets hungry, then it cancles everything out because it says a poor HUNGRY child
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GamerFox10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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Cornelius_McMuffin3 years ago
Just cure world hunger, duh
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mr.whatface9 years ago
1) probably best for them anyways 2) fuck em.
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Justin Hommel12 years ago
Well, they were going to die anyway. * ZOOOOOOOMMMMM*
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finnkid19 years ago
[snaps fingers] [world explodes] [gains astronaut gear] no fucking downside
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Erupt10 years ago
they're poor and hungry anyway, what else do they have left to lose
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Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested4 years ago
"stop time" and yet no one made a jojo reference, i think i found a good comment section
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Nichovach9 years ago
Sorry kid papa's gotta have that lambo.Maybe I'll feed the others later.
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Stephani Watson12 years ago
Wow you guys are evil!
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RHIANNONKARR8 years ago
Im not going to kill some innocent child for superpowers F that
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