You can fly, stop time, and make things appear at the snap of your fingers
but
Every time you use one of your powers, a poor hungry child dies
I will not

CoolAwesomeSylvester 5 years ago
always on top of the grind 💯💯💯💯

FawfulTheLawfulMallful 5 years ago
BEING THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN WAITS FOR NO ONE!

EdgarPugMeep 10 years ago
I can't snap my fingers.One time I saw this thing online. "If you can clap your hands, touch your nose, and snap your fingers, you are a normal person" I said FUCK THAT SHIT

DILLONMLG 11 years ago
I call bullshit I don't know how to snap my fingers

Kingsize 9 years ago
I can't snap My fingers :(

plukva 7 months ago
Poor hungry children are safe
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WolfYou 9 years ago
Loophole: they’d die anyway

Hunter H. Holmes 13 years ago
Loophole: first conjuration--enough food and money to appear for every poor hungry child. Only one has to die.

Kiwi1109 6 years ago
damn and i pressed no before i read this
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reinajacobs 10 years ago
Bye Africa

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here 9 years ago
Loophole: your first miracle is food to all the poor, because if no one is hungry than no one dies because there isn't a poor HUNGRY child. Also don't make this money because that would cause inflation making everyone poor.

Will Howard 13 years ago
put him out of his misery

Taker_of_Hells 4 years ago
Yes
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DoomofAnubis 9 years ago
Better loophole: materialize a button that let"s you use all your powers without any negative effects. Then materialize a button that ends hunger, secures peace, makes infinite human habitable (as in with everything humanity needs to survive and grow) pock... [Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Anti-loophole: by your logic, Hitler will be reincarnated and start another Holocaust. And people won’t care as everyone is immortal and there’s peace.

ScuicidalSheep 9 years ago
Well screw those poor Africans, superpowers, here I come!

12345qwer 9 years ago
ew.i kill u

Matsuo Yamada 13 years ago
I CANNOT SNAP MY FINGERS :c

Hggvnbg 6 years ago
same xd
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PriscillaLacaillade 10 years ago
First ,donate food. second wait a year.last use your powers

Lautaro Trefilio 13 years ago
>implying i give a shit about poor kids

BoiledSpuds 6 years ago
What the fuck? Theres no need to day that, even if you mean it. Why cant you try using loopholes instead of just saying "Fuck "em"
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Sawyer Keeneth 13 years ago
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villlain

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
I can snap my fingers and make this world perfect and only one person would have to die

Jacob2020 6 years ago
Wish for no one to be starving

haris453 11 years ago
Well thats sad

Souñd Wâve 13 years ago
56% of people are dick heads.

Panifex 9 years ago
I will snap my fingers and the first thing to appear is a magical potion that I can drink to resurrect children

a Random human 11 years ago
Making all games free!

Zbinthisbitch 10 years ago
Please try my dilemmas

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago
Their doomed anyway might as well end their suffering with a buffet of food for the rest of them

CODEX07 9 years ago
Snap my fingers and make unlimited food appear, that way only one child dies.

xkes0d 11 years ago
y dafuq i care?

Ow-O 2 years ago
Ok so make food appear for everyone now children are just poor not hungry, make the dead child reapear and its at the cost of no one

GTXonRaiL 10 years ago
Mel brooks: FUCK THE POOR!

GoldenApple 11 years ago
you mean power-hungry mind-poor child-minded people

Swortsi 7 years ago
Just go back in time

Baruno da sauruss 11 years ago
Why the heck 40% did not? atleast they are going to be free from this world :P

Mecha_miles 4 years ago
Define poor hheheh

kittyplays123 10 years ago
i would just snap wealthy children out of my fingers XD

dingdongbingbong 12 years ago
You could only use your power once in a while

godisbosser 11 years ago
Make food and cash so there arent poorpeople

666DevilDoge666 10 years ago
You can stop a world hunger

swordsman 11 years ago
this

Sandor 9 years ago
I'm a bad person

Zederik 11 years ago
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Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested 6 years ago
*pulls out caustacyst* ok your dying now

Undertale4me 10 years ago
WHOEVER PRESSED THE BUTTON IS SELFISH

Blight_the_way_too_optimistic_infested 6 years ago
or they found a loophole

Theprobruh 11 years ago
I don't give enough fucks about africa

BilI 5 years ago
Put em out of their misery

Yoloswagger 11 years ago
Who cares about the poor

Thomas Clarke 13 years ago
it states a poor hunger child so if u make infinite money and stop all poverty then there is no poor children

Damon1819X 7 months ago
even if I don’t have the power, the poor hungry children die too.

Yehboi 10 years ago
Hell yeh

Shirley Fox 11 years ago
But the poor and hungry child is gonna die anyways

TylerBlevins 6 years ago
Fortnite

Brennanbug3 11 years ago
One problem I can't snap my fingers

Lukyn Peterka 13 years ago
I think I would be new Hitler.

TheContemplator 9 years ago
With this power, you can find a cure for cancer.
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