Will You Press The Button?

micmic259 years ago

I demand my payment of $1,000,000 from this bank NOW! Where's that cheeseburger I ordered 30 minutes ago!? Don't act like that, silly, you love me. I'm reclaiming this house, this car, and your hottest daughter as rightfully mine.

BobMcBurger2 years ago

“your hottest daughter” I see where this is going.

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SkylerFazbear1239 years ago

*whispers* im a murderer- wait... OH GOD NOOOO

The-Ratz8 years ago

*murders someone* Says to cop "I didn't do it" Gets away

Watertoon9 years ago

I'M PRESIDENT DICTATOR OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE ANY ATTEMPTS TO THINK WILL BE PROHIBITED ONLY ON OPPOSITE DAY. BUT SINCE TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY IS A PARADOX I'M GOING TO SHUT UP.

EmilStvring7 years ago

Wut did I just read?

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Viva la potato9 years ago

Scanning... 100% match for DONALD TRUMP

xccxxccx9 years ago

I believe my lies anyways.

Yukitai4 years ago

It"s not a lie if you believe it, stupid. If you believe it but it"s wrong, then it"s not a lie.

Watermelonman8 years ago

I can fly! Oh, that"s true! Wee... Oh shit oh shit im falling!!?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Stupid accidental question mark ruining everything!

lifehacker4208 years ago

*Calls up Donald Trump: "You owe me a small loan of a million dollars."*

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

*calls you* “Excuse me, but you owe me a small loan of a million dollars plus 5 years worth of interest.”

Whatamidoing38 years ago

Me:THE WORLD IS A LIE *world explodes*

Watermelonman8 years ago

This statement is false.

Raven Felix Null12 years ago

So then I wouldn't feel guilty.

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

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Vantage8 years ago

I'll just say im God and tell the people I don't want to continue living to die. They would believe my lies and then profit...... :D

Flameice2 8 years ago

Tell trump he isn't president on national TV. Saved the world

Watermelonman8 years ago

...paper documents...

Peter Derp'n Herp12 years ago

I'm sexy... I'm god... you love me... geez

ZaneP12 years ago

That's the deepest thing I've ever seen on this website.

TrueOtaku5279 years ago

Lol same

Tim Smith12 years ago

So essentially everything you say is true?

SeabassJames9 years ago

Only in people's minds. Saying that the floor is lava would make everyone think it's lava, but it would not actually become lava.

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WolfThorn9 years ago

That doesn't make any damn sense.

Alecs9 years ago

I will believe that im Obama. And everyone will believe me! America,prepare for me!

kesumod7 years ago

basically scp-1184

theloltitan8 years ago

So to me it would not be a lie

JMINE4793 years ago

fake it till" you make it

Dusan Trninic9 years ago

I dont want to lie i'm a good boy hahahahaha ðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜ˆðŸ˜ˆ

flokigoat7 years ago

fuck this im a sociopath anyways

MacattackWild610 years ago

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Banana5654 years ago

I could become a serial killer

Matthew Jennewein12 years ago

So I'm Casey Anthony?

Jarebare9 years ago

So i really am Hitler????

Toxic_Sprinkles6 years ago

Finally I can love myself

BeeTheImmortal9 years ago

No sense bro!

Astral_Gaming03143 years ago

I can tell myself that people love me! YES!

dragonrider28929 years ago

??????? why would i do that??????

EnderWolf217 years ago

What if i say i scored full marks in all exams or the richest person in the world is about to give me all his money. He himself will believe it is true and give it to me

BScottKiba10 years ago

Holy s*** these questions are hard

Baughg18 years ago

Im dictator of the workd. Everyobe loves me. World peace. There u go made the downsides obsolete

Myself6667 years ago

*walks into a bank This is my money everyone I see nothing wrong

OdysseuS10 years ago

Downside? You pretty much have the limited version of doing whatever you want.

Viable_Golem43759 years ago

Simple, write on hand," Remember you are lying".

The_wall4 years ago

So then it"s not lies but just what you think.

ShadowofHeart9 years ago

Wouldn't that lead to insanity?

Erdnuzbudderprod9 years ago

i look good, my family has not been shot, i am not broke, i have a huge dick, i will not commit suicide, there is hope for me.

G4NJ4M4N5 years ago

lying is bad even if you get sent to court, you still shouldnt of done the crime plus somebody might have proof

POKEMANER319 years ago

tell someone they wont to be your girl/boyfriend. thats for you girls who complain when guys say girlfreind. i mean its a frikin comment chill out fuck off

Atomicman9608 years ago

Y o u w o u l d n o t b e l i e v e y o u r l i e s

Megan Wurzer12 years ago

i am the most beautiful person on the planet, you all love me!

LazyPotato277 years ago

Yaaasssss

I press the button alot:)9 years ago

Who the **** cares?

Ravrtag8 years ago

The earth is flat, we are the center of the universe, global warming is a scam to take our money, Canada isn't real, China is the capital of Japan, etc.

Scott Scott12 years ago

That means its the truth.

AZM12Epic9 years ago

I rule the universe. kneel before me.

HelloWorld238 years ago

HA! Me is not guilty if I belive meself! Then it"s not lieing

Watermelonman8 years ago

But you have to believe it BEVORE you say it...

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