Will You Press The Button?

micmic25 11 years ago

I demand my payment of $1,000,000 from this bank NOW! Where's that cheeseburger I ordered 30 minutes ago!? Don't act like that, silly, you love me. I'm reclaiming this house, this car, and your hottest daughter as rightfully mine.

Pibby 4 months ago

Also twerk for me. STAT.

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SkylerFazbear123 11 years ago

*whispers* im a murderer- wait... OH GOD NOOOO

The-Ratz 9 years ago

*murders someone* Says to cop "I didn't do it" Gets away

Watertoon 11 years ago

I'M PRESIDENT DICTATOR OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE ANY ATTEMPTS TO THINK WILL BE PROHIBITED ONLY ON OPPOSITE DAY. BUT SINCE TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY IS A PARADOX I'M GOING TO SHUT UP.

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Wut did I just read?

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Viva la potato 10 years ago

Scanning... 100% match for DONALD TRUMP

xccxxccx 10 years ago

I believe my lies anyways.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

I can fly! Oh, that"s true! Wee... Oh shit oh shit im falling!!?

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Stupid accidental question mark ruining everything!

Yukitai 6 years ago

It"s not a lie if you believe it, stupid. If you believe it but it"s wrong, then it"s not a lie.

Raven Felix Null 13 years ago

So then I wouldn't feel guilty.

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

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lifehacker420 9 years ago

*Calls up Donald Trump: "You owe me a small loan of a million dollars."*

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

*calls you* “Excuse me, but you owe me a small loan of a million dollars plus 5 years worth of interest.”

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago

Me:THE WORLD IS A LIE *world explodes*

Watermelonman 9 years ago

This statement is false.

Vantage 10 years ago

I'll just say im God and tell the people I don't want to continue living to die. They would believe my lies and then profit...... :D

Flameice2 10 years ago

Tell trump he isn't president on national TV. Saved the world

Watermelonman 9 years ago

...paper documents...

Peter Derp'n Herp 13 years ago

I'm sexy... I'm god... you love me... geez

ZaneP 13 years ago

That's the deepest thing I've ever seen on this website.

TrueOtaku527 11 years ago

Lol same

Tim Smith 13 years ago

So essentially everything you say is true?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

Only in people's minds. Saying that the floor is lava would make everyone think it's lava, but it would not actually become lava.

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Astral_Gaming0314 4 years ago

I can tell myself that people love me! YES!

dragonrider2892 11 years ago

??????? why would i do that??????

EnderWolf21 8 years ago

What if i say i scored full marks in all exams or the richest person in the world is about to give me all his money. He himself will believe it is true and give it to me

BScottKiba 11 years ago

Holy s*** these questions are hard

Baughg1 10 years ago

Im dictator of the workd. Everyobe loves me. World peace. There u go made the downsides obsolete

Myself666 9 years ago

*walks into a bank This is my money everyone I see nothing wrong

OdysseuS 12 years ago

Downside? You pretty much have the limited version of doing whatever you want.

Viable_Golem4375 10 years ago

Simple, write on hand," Remember you are lying".

The_wall 5 years ago

So then it"s not lies but just what you think.

ShadowofHeart 11 years ago

Wouldn't that lead to insanity?

Erdnuzbudderprod 10 years ago

i look good, my family has not been shot, i am not broke, i have a huge dick, i will not commit suicide, there is hope for me.

G4NJ4M4N 6 years ago

lying is bad even if you get sent to court, you still shouldnt of done the crime plus somebody might have proof

POKEMANER31 11 years ago

tell someone they wont to be your girl/boyfriend. thats for you girls who complain when guys say girlfreind. i mean its a frikin comment chill out fuck off

Atomicman960 9 years ago

Y o u w o u l d n o t b e l i e v e y o u r l i e s

Megan Wurzer 13 years ago

i am the most beautiful person on the planet, you all love me!

LazyPotato27 8 years ago

Yaaasssss

I press the button alot:) 11 years ago

Who the **** cares?

Ravrtag 10 years ago

The earth is flat, we are the center of the universe, global warming is a scam to take our money, Canada isn't real, China is the capital of Japan, etc.

Scott Scott 13 years ago

That means its the truth.

AZM12Epic 11 years ago

I rule the universe. kneel before me.

HelloWorld23 10 years ago

HA! Me is not guilty if I belive meself! Then it"s not lieing

Watermelonman 9 years ago

But you have to believe it BEVORE you say it...

GalaxyBrainLoopholes 5 years ago

I'm the ruler of the world, and if you disobey me, you will be beheaded!

ivan28283 11 years ago

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Vanrylie 9 years ago

I don't see the downside. Wait nvm.

why do you care 11 years ago

I like sushi!

HolyElephantMG 6 years ago

Then I never do anything wrong, until they cam sees, but just say “don’t look at the cams there’s nothing there!” and no one will look, everything you say is true. No downside

Klarix 11 years ago

It becomes the trutu

Metalhead666 9 years ago

Thats how you tell a lie, you have to believe in them

pahatiedemies 12 years ago

"I am the hottest person on earth and I live in a castle". Heh heh...

Killwithstyle 10 years ago

You: what the hell? I didnt steal that. Cops: ok have fun You: wait wtf where did this come from. Person you live with: no clue it just showed up 20 minutes ago. You: Sweet we have a lamborghini now!!!

Imnot 11 years ago

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asprex11 11 years ago

Lol

4804072914 9 years ago

So what? You"d live in a perfect universe where every day you tell people that you"re perfect, while remaining completely ignorant to utterly despicable world outside of your brain? What kind of trade is this? Why is lying to people an upside? Why, humanity? Why?

SpringtrapTNG 6 years ago

That"s humanity for you.

Julian Ehrhardt 13 years ago

So i can manipulate myself . WORTH IT !

jomama 11 years ago

That just improves my lying because i also believe it

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