Will You Press The Button?

COOLIOMCGOOLIO8 years ago

Just start dating her, maybe teach her sign language, it"d be cool to have someone on your side during the vacation. Plus, since it"s every night, that'll make the perfect date spot. And you'll have a million likes on instagram/facebook by dating a faceless woman.

Firefist6 months ago

But there's a loophole. If she's faceless, she can't see your sign language.

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Bhavya8 years ago

Not mentioned that she is harmful.

Kyle Landers12 years ago

"Hey Mrs.Slender! Did you enjoy Singapore? Oh right, no mouth.... Well I hope you did, tomorrow we're off to Tokyo then the week after Australia!"

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

waddle dees can make sounds without mouths, so a woman talking without a face wouldn't be much weirder

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Yatanay8 years ago

It would be really scary at first, but then you"d start getting used to it. Plus, she can't harm you.

Button Mash12349 years ago

Befriend the faceless slenderette and travel the world with her. "Hi, if you don't give me that, I will steal your soul." "Sure.... now your gonna say you're slender." *Mrs Slender pops up* "AHH! DAMN MY TRUST ISSUES!*

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

yes

NESPeon7 years ago

Then just don't look at the mirror at night. Easy.

Kingkeil8 years ago

Don't look just sleep

Hunter Henderson12 years ago

IÊ»d imagine that eventually the scare factor would wear off. Like that episode of Spongebob where the Flying Dutchman lives at SpongebobÊ»s house while his boat is being repaired.

Starseedchild7 years ago

I would become friends with her

PartyCrasher2037 years ago

It doesn’t say they will kill you you can be there best friend for all you know

AsiaBasiaPOKEMON7 years ago

I hallucinate enough I don't want to hallucinate more

Sumthintuf8 years ago

Hello c h i l d

Jack Little12 years ago

I would name her squishy, and she would be mine, and she would be my squishy

Mister-E8 years ago

I'm imagining an anthropomorphic jellyfish woman now. It turns me on. Why?

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tlguy8 years ago

tham is so creeppy

I'm A Markiplite9 years ago

If they don't touch me or try to kill me, I'll just invite them inside to hang out

Quentin Ramirez12 years ago

it never says she's bad or a murderer. I would do my best to invite her with me, and just go on an adventure with her. I've always been a proponent of trying to be friends with horror monsters. I don't get afraid of things like that. sometimes i fap to it,...[Show full comment]

charizard_7 years ago

Yeah I would probably get used to her I try to make friends with ghosts too as long as they don't intentionally want to hurt me

gamrejess135979 years ago

actually yah as long as she did not kill me i would accept that

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Eww gross

Cole Tanaka12 years ago

I'll make her my best firend

Blake Walker12 years ago

Somebody wants the D bigtime.

Haleigh Benson12 years ago

Sounds awesome!

Vachelee Nunez12 years ago

She invites herself in my room she wants the d?

Luis Corrales12 years ago

sounds like slendermans wife

Conner Wolf12 years ago

I'd probably try to make friends with her

Megan Kortmann12 years ago

The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Live in My House basically is joining me on my trip? Cool.

Scribbled449 years ago

What if I don't. Stay in a hotel?

Winter648 years ago

at least it"s not at home.

IMaGolden9 years ago

i wouldn't dare..

RNGvideoinator2 years ago

Who said it couldn’t be a motel, huh?

ArKade479 years ago

Don't have to use it.

Da_Burrito_Man18 years ago

It doesn't say I'm in danger when she is there

fangirlextreme139 years ago

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Progamer74 years ago

Why not just well... DON'T look at a mirror

Malcolmxt9 years ago

Who needs hotels

Samuel Menezes12 years ago

Sounds like a new friend. Cool.

Pescos-Vegetarian-Babe7 years ago

I'll never be alone.

Odin199910 years ago

There is no downside actually, it would be scary to see at first but you get used to it eventualy

BASIUnity_REAL6 years ago

Rusky suka bleati

ImJustHim9 years ago

No downside i have someone with me!

D-man50008 years ago

It doesn't say she'll do anything to harm me

Musicjunkiie239 years ago

Don't stay in hotels then problem solved.

Iris_Dragonstar9 years ago

She's like your new travel buddy! Yay!

DavidKowinsky8 years ago

i will masturbate everyday in front of the mirror

Eceyimben9 years ago

Who cares?

Drogamanlast year

Smash

pengie92909 years ago

Simple solution: find places to stay other than hotels. Or take nighttime flights, and get your sleeping done on the plane.

luciferious10 years ago

Welcome to Night Vale.

JamZHate8 years ago

Also don't stay in a hotel loop hole found

3061219 years ago

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IfeLlinLovEwiThanEmoGiRl3 years ago

Simple solution: Live in a tent

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