Will You Press The Button?

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago

9-1-1 What's your emergen- GET THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I TEACH THEM WHAT GRAVITY DOES WHEN A FIST PUNCHES SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING FACE. Ok calm dow- E=MC2 GOD DAMN IT

Spartan-Ma8 years ago

Sounds like someone hate teachers xD

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prestozable7 years ago

It doesn't say I can't go to school, so I'll be smart and go through school easily and get a college degree

Hannah Wickham12 years ago

this is what shotguns are for

mrcheese5 years ago

that dark

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county12349 years ago

Lock the doors.Problem Solved.Get REKT

Iamaretardlast year

What if they break a window are they’re like zombies

Fatel7778 years ago

Welp ... somebody shoot me

WolfTamer8 years ago

Any trespassers will be shot and any survivors will be shot again if you still survive I will run you over with a tractor and have my dogs eat you.

Lilkitten245 years ago

Godamn.

BunnyLover11018 years ago

Ok time to buy a doll house to put in my nieghbor"s yard

OresDaKing8 years ago

WHY DID YOU PEOPLE PRESS THE BUTTON???

Star_ZRAL8 years ago

Cause they got shotguns.

SanstheSkelton8 years ago

Ha ha ha... home school.

Liam Carroll12 years ago

They don't have the right to be one my property without my permission so, WIN

Megan Garcia12 years ago

I'll just get a restraining order , problem solved:D

Vecktron7 years ago

I think the pointernet is the bad side completely unavoidable

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Jacob Daniel12 years ago

You can come to my house but if you step on my land I'm calling the cops.

ToshLLW5 years ago

im already smort lol

AbstractVisions9 years ago

just say something that they don't know and make them shut the duck up

RobertSanchez8 years ago

Leave before they come

iBoss10 years ago

Just kill them XD

Elvis Presley the King9 years ago

Just being smart is not good you need go to school to get education and without education you can't get a job

Galaxy15XxX8 years ago

Who the fuck wants a job ▪_▪

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Fleet_Admiral_Auto8 years ago

Good thing I have my trusty .44 magnum!

Deltalon10 years ago

sorry, but grammar pls

mr.whatface9 years ago

Guns. Or my trusty timeline hopping device. Timeline 5 from quadrant U-12 has people-eating folders. Trick their ass. "look this is what I've done with my life that I didn't need you fo--oh you're dead."

Yoshi7117 years ago

This is what security guards are for

pink999pink9999 years ago

i will not

WandaVision3 years ago

Then I can just troll them by stting traps or something. I"d have a great YouTube following that"s for sure.

MaDdEzZ969 years ago

No finals. And get a restraining oder.

Iamsuasidal7 years ago

I like school

LOLbish10 years ago

Id call the police and report them ... lol

SachiLal8 years ago

use your knowledge to build a teacher repellent spray.

Vivien Ira Belen12 years ago

i'll just slam the door in front of their faces and go back to sleep

Jackocreeper1238 years ago

Honey where is my bazooka?

inaughtysteve10 years ago

Erm... Yah

BradyA4564 years ago

2nd amendment

nickluc07109 years ago

Kill them then or put a poison dart inside doorbell.

derpyking2469 years ago

Get a restraining order

MeisterMeme6 years ago

I would rather try to see engage with some thicc girls than have a teach nag me

Alkeniw9 years ago

Get a permit allowing me to inflict bodily harm on anyone trespassing on my property, start my days off my beating the shit out of the teachers in my yard

Alkeniw9 years ago

Start my days off by* beating

Caden5048 years ago

Yes hello GTFO before my high tech heat seeking laser guns completely obliterate you Mr. Larry!

flash-gnash7 years ago

A heat seeking laser? How does that work given that lasers produce heat and also can't turn

goldenjl10 years ago

Kind of sad how society needs you to have your knowledgev on paper from the educational system to acquire a job..

ManuOlivos7 years ago

I still don't have all my friends phone numbers because I just found a way to call and text people without a phone

babytaras8 years ago

That literally defeats the fucking point.

Peggy-fucking-Carter11 years ago

But im homeschooled. What to Do. What to Do.

AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago

Click - Click head shot

MegaDave8 years ago

2 words... Restraining order.

Thomas Davies12 years ago

finally.. a chance to burn them...

kookoo3 years ago

lock doors, close blinds, and if they come just call the cops, and occasionally take care of them yourself *doom music plays*

PressTheButton!!!!9 years ago

It says you don't have to "go to school AND still be really smart" meaning you don't have to go to school and be smart. It doesn't say you will be smart.