Will You Press The Button?

blametheapollokids9 years ago

You can kill my crush. You can kill my friends. You can kill my cat. You can kill my senpai. But you will have to fight ne if you want to burn my books. If I die you will have to pry my books from. My. Cold. Dead. Hands. My ghost. Will. Not. Rest. If one o...[Show full comment]

TorrentialChaoss4 months ago

Guess someone’s a little self absorbed with reading…

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[email protected]9 years ago

Well now I have an excuse for not doing my reading homework " Teacher, I had to burn my book because I read and my mom did not want to buy another of the MANY other copies..."

qwertyuiopz7 years ago

If you leave out one word, then you technically haven't read the entire book.

Spambusters9 years ago

Books? What are those? Do I eat them?

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

Books are paper with writing on them binded by glue, you READ them, and they don’t have an on/off switch

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Logic2.09 years ago

Here in my garage, with my brand new Lamborghini.

Logic2.09 years ago

xD u funny

Bubbz8 years ago

Read the copies if there are, and there are online books. Loopholes :)

BunnyLover11018 years ago

LOL you just copy the book then read the copy and burn it.

Taylor Mains12 years ago

what is this Fahrenheit 451?

Insert_annoying_meme_here6 years ago

Apparently

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Light_Nightmare7 years ago

And what if i will buy that book again? Not reading it again?

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

There are lots of copies of books. Like... lots of them.

Katja9 years ago

Depends on which book

lh00009 years ago

well i just read the phone book *lights it on fire*

spinysaurus229 years ago

lol no downside

MICO9 years ago

I PRESSED THE MOCKERFUCKING BUTTON!!!

Aldomschi3339 years ago

1- Read a book 2- Burn it 3- Forget it 4- Read it once more (You can Read every book ever written, so when you Burn it, later you can Read it anither time)

Stephen Libby12 years ago

There are more copies of the book... that's a dumb downside, now I get to read comics and burn stuff...

ParanomiaGaming9 years ago

Heck Yeah!

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Jessica Emmas12 years ago

they dont seem right when u dont get to keep em

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

I can it didn't say I had to BITTCH

Aldo Manuel Polanco12 years ago

Sounds fun.

TorrentialChaoss4 months ago

Honestly this is kind of similar to one of my dilemmas (and no this is not a plug, I’m just stating a fact)

AyakaKoizumi7 years ago

I rather die than burn a book thats not Twilight. I really hate Twilight.

beatles149 years ago

You realize you can already do this correct?

BriBri1884 years ago

Well there are more copies of books so..

Thraxx9 years ago

Read ALL the bibles :D

Timelypat8 years ago

Wait, can't I read already?

Emulko10 years ago

BURN MADAFAKKAS BURN!

iDerpyGuy9 years ago

Can't I just read another copy of the book? Not to mention, it would be worth reading the books I hate just to watch them burn.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

I is derpy too xD

NJWeirdo9 years ago

i dont even read. but i dont like fire. so no

ColorlessKing8 years ago

Literally just read a copy, im not planning on reading one of a kind books, in which case I'll completley copy books from thousands of years ago and plagerise my arse off