Will You Press The Button?

Maybe a goose9 years ago

so i'm bill cipher except i'm successful in causing weirdmageddon?

SolarFlare872686Fortnite6 years ago

Sure.

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Idiottoast3 years ago

Just saying but that would make a great book

Nithan90009 years ago

How about I can use my ruling power to arrest that guy and put him in a dungeon for years and make his skeleton rot

CatCult8 years ago

Or have him killed hell maybe he"s a 99 year old man

Nicolae Caprian 9 years ago

DON'T READ THIS ANY MORE! You little bastard. I like you. But seriously DON'T READ THIS.

OblivionBringer8 years ago

Why not?

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RedHotDanger4 years ago

It’s basically DOOM. Welp, I’m screwed

Mr.Sueppchen9 years ago

Look at my avatar. Thus says what I think.

Dilan9 years ago

Zombey yay

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Christopher Khozouie12 years ago

So you're immortal, nothing says the guy who's pissed at you is, meaning you can just hide for 60 years, wait till he dies then live the rest of your immortal life ruling over the known universe, and if you want to die in the end, get the weapon and kill yourself, because immortality sucks

the-king2 years ago

muzan anyone?

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Zacattac9 years ago

if i did press the button i would use demon powers to snap him out of existence and when i want to stop living i would bring him back

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Yes

bookworm19859 years ago

LONG LIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTH_AwesomePlay9 years ago

I'll just kill him rip off his hands contain the hands so it can keep fresh in 1021 years I will get the hands and use em on me simple

eradarksky7 years ago

Only if I can make another person of my choice immortal with me.

Zanthos7 years ago

So I'm Aku, and Samurai Jack is out there somewhere gunning for me

StewieAteCashews7 years ago

But you are immortal so you can kill that guy

Ong1237 years ago

U rule a universe, and you are scared of a person that lives on a planet

Loopiloop7 years ago

The known universe is a pretty boring place to rule over for all eternity

dankmemes1018 years ago

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JackPabich7 years ago

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Nickleback8 years ago

Easy, if you rule the world that means u can have everyone on earth kill him and the weapon will only kill you if he hits you with it 10000000000000000000 times

Andy Ayres12 years ago

I'm immortal, but there's a weapon that can kill me? Does not compute..

thereaverofdarkness2 years ago

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Harley Harper12 years ago

Lol,outlive him GG

Connor Larsen12 years ago

Definitely Samurai Jack

franzeco33310 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no, you're Goddamn ugly. Girl: :,(

Glassia_The_Tower9 years ago

ironic idea: punch him to death while both of you are wearing plate armor gauntlets

Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez12 years ago

I'm a god, they're one guy, i could just smite him, or go somewhere else.

HowlAlpha9 years ago

So I can destroy him mentally by killing his family in front of him and take the weapon! I love this one

liongirl17aj8 years ago

sounds alot like gravity falls IM IN

hatgirl52529 years ago

Just send your immortal servants to kill him. Problem solved.

SICKADA1022 years ago

Bra demon really

AirenRain369 years ago

What if I'm a nice demon who makes the person my best friend and I also make the universe the best place to live ever?

dankmemes1018 years ago

"whose"

Kuroshinai10 years ago

For the glory of satan

MJ7777 years ago

KILL HIM, MY MINIONS

ultraroar1019 years ago

immortality is over-rated

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Wtf does this even mean

Immapressit10 years ago

They have to use their hands? they would likely attack you with a weapon. No one would know how to kill you.

Dilan9 years ago

Sounds like a good anime plot

andro9 years ago

Immortal = can't die now if u'll excuse me I will go destroy some planets

OfficiallyGoodenough9 years ago

practically everyone else.

Guy1248167 years ago

If some body is pissed, you die idiots so think of you fucking life!

ObamaButtStuff9 years ago

But I'm immortal tho...

Timelypat8 years ago

What even is downside

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