Will You Press The Button?

Any crush you have will love you back

but

Anytime you use the bathroom you must wipe with your bare hand

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Etharian9 years ago

It didn't say I had to wipe My ass with My hand.

Chi_Reiuji3 years ago

your bare hand

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jkmc12059 years ago

I already do that. I just put toilet paper around it.

Zach20727 years ago

Then it"s not bare -_-

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Yume_Rima8 years ago

What...What if you don't have a crush? XD

Wolf98last year

Any you have. Meaning just make one up.

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AnonymousBach8 years ago

It doesn't say wipe your butt so you could just be wiping off the sink

Samantha Peters12 years ago

get toilet paper,name it bare hand PROFIT.

lol3314 years ago

this is funny and idk if its a loophole

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IceSk8ter8 years ago

Man periods must suck...

DaRealConMan4 years ago

Men don’t get periods... oh, wait, I just read that wrong. Nvm.

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Conquintzy9 years ago

What changes exactly?

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

Even hitler thinks it"s fucked up lol

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malachaim689 years ago

I always wash my hands when I'm done, soooo

tehhypergamer9 years ago

54% are cowards.

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

Melonlord, what are terounterlas? Did you mean tarantulas?

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Famarii8 years ago

ill just buy/make a toilet paper brand named "your bare hand"

Natalia_Marron8 years ago

That"s smart.

Xyria9 years ago

Just clean your hand with toilet paper after then wash hand thourghly

Whitetoro119 years ago

*whispers to self*(Jesus Christ)

hriskaer9 years ago

just fucking wash your hand?!

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

What if you use public toilets and you have to leave the toilets to find the sink? You"re gonna get some weird looks I'll tell you that.

Pro360noScope9 years ago

YEAH, ill wipe with my bear hand! THATS AWESOME!

XxMlgSwag2000xX9 years ago

ahhhhhhhhhh feel the the burn

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Ben Thomas12 years ago

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CHADHOUSE7 years ago

so...i picked the wrong one

ape449 years ago

i already do

it's me soren 9 years ago

Yes

Juicy_joos_man3 years ago

I already use my bear hand sometimes I stretch and use my toung

AliDaBoss9 years ago

No because it wouldn't be real

OpticalOllusion7 years ago

Just have a shower instead

akmonkey5 years ago

Never said i have to wipe my ass

EdSheeranIsBae10 years ago

AaaAaaaAaaah Ed Sheeran would love me *fan girl screams* o//w//o

ThePaulDude8 years ago

How did this know I'm on the toilet right now?

ASSASINXPRO9 years ago

Handwash

Tiddies8 years ago

Eh. Gross but worth it.

Snakeeyes9 years ago

Wipe with my bare hand while conveniently having toilet paper in between the two surfaces

FierySnow7 years ago

i'll wipe and then wash my hand lol

Richard You12 years ago

Personally, I see both as a downside. As to why, I'm not gonna bother typing a paragraph but it is.

Maharid2 years ago

I already do it with the power of something inferior civilizations will rarely know, a bidet.

Wolf98last year

That's not a loophole. You're using a device / water. It's worded so you "must" wipe with your bare hand. Using a device would be breaking the rule.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

what crush?

Sebisan9 years ago

Lol, ,fineeeeeeeeeeeee

thecrazybanana9 years ago

whats the downside...

Unomnipotent4 years ago

1) I'm asexual 2) I don't use toilet paper

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

Asexual doesn't mean not interested in romantic relationships, that"s Aromantic.

HerobrineTrollerz9 years ago

Well at least I wash my butt with water. You know, I don't get why people weigh wiping over love.

Mr. Mike9 years ago

there is this thing called washing your hands it would come in handy

Dil Howlter10 years ago

*wipes ass, hand comes off like in the fob video*

thatrandomgamer8 years ago

Just wash your hand like you Would any way

Kimimaro_9287 years ago

NO. I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRESS THAT XD!!

Larry Cruz12 years ago

lol wash hand rinse repeat wash hot rinse hot repeat wash hotter rinse hotter repeat

Spewkies9 years ago

Time to start a corn only diet.

The platypus9 years ago

can I just… not wipe at all?

ImIndecisive3 years ago

*COUGH COUGH* BIDET *COUGH*

Annawesome7 years ago

WASH YOUR HANDS

BoiledSpuds5 years ago

Use a room with a toilet but not a bath. Therefore, not a bathroom

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Indonesian-Autumn-Adder248 years ago

Clean yourselves with water you dirty motherfuckers

ZeroMonkeyX9 years ago

you can wash your hands afterwards or you name toilet paper bare hand

Gingereena52018 years ago

I have no crush

serrato129 years ago

he didnn't say how many times

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