Any crush you have will love you back
but
Anytime you use the bathroom you must wipe with your bare hand
I will not


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Etharian 10 years ago
It didn't say I had to wipe My ass with My hand.

Matthew101923 11 months ago
also you can just wipe your elbow with your hand
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
I already do that. I just put toilet paper around it.

Zach2072 8 years ago
Then it"s not bare -_-
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Yume_Rima 9 years ago
What...What if you don't have a crush? XD

Wolf98 2 years ago
Any you have. Meaning just make one up.
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Samantha Peters 13 years ago
get toilet paper,name it bare hand PROFIT.

lol331 5 years ago
this is funny and idk if its a loophole
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AnonymousBach 9 years ago
It doesn't say wipe your butt so you could just be wiping off the sink

IceSk8ter 9 years ago
Man periods must suck...

DaRealConMan 6 years ago
Men don’t get periods... oh, wait, I just read that wrong. Nvm.
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Conquintzy 11 years ago
What changes exactly?

Cringe_weeb 3 years ago
Even hitler thinks it"s fucked up lol
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malachaim68 11 years ago
I always wash my hands when I'm done, soooo

tehhypergamer 11 years ago
54% are cowards.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago
Melonlord, what are terounterlas? Did you mean tarantulas?
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Famarii 10 years ago
ill just buy/make a toilet paper brand named "your bare hand"

Natalia_Marron 9 years ago
That"s smart.

Xyria 10 years ago
Just clean your hand with toilet paper after then wash hand thourghly

Whitetoro11 10 years ago
*whispers to self*(Jesus Christ)

hriskaer 11 years ago
just fucking wash your hand?!

Cringe_weeb 3 years ago
What if you use public toilets and you have to leave the toilets to find the sink? You"re gonna get some weird looks I'll tell you that.

Pro360noScope 11 years ago
YEAH, ill wipe with my bear hand! THATS AWESOME!

XxMlgSwag2000xX 11 years ago
ahhhhhhhhhh feel the the burn
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Ben Thomas 13 years ago
Joseph Davis Marco Rahman Durban Wilkinson Thomas Stone

CHADHOUSE 9 years ago
so...i picked the wrong one

ape44 10 years ago
i already do

it's me soren 11 years ago
Yes

Juicy_joos_man 5 years ago
I already use my bear hand sometimes I stretch and use my toung

AliDaBoss 11 years ago
No because it wouldn't be real

OpticalOllusion 9 years ago
Just have a shower instead

akmonkey 7 years ago
Never said i have to wipe my ass

EdSheeranIsBae 11 years ago
AaaAaaaAaaah Ed Sheeran would love me *fan girl screams* o//w//o

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
How did this know I'm on the toilet right now?

ASSASINXPRO 10 years ago
Handwash

Tiddies 10 years ago
Eh. Gross but worth it.

Snakeeyes 11 years ago
Wipe with my bare hand while conveniently having toilet paper in between the two surfaces

FierySnow 8 years ago
i'll wipe and then wash my hand lol

Richard You 13 years ago
Personally, I see both as a downside. As to why, I'm not gonna bother typing a paragraph but it is.

Maharid 3 years ago
I already do it with the power of something inferior civilizations will rarely know, a bidet.

Wolf98 2 years ago
That's not a loophole. You're using a device / water. It's worded so you "must" wipe with your bare hand. Using a device would be breaking the rule.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
what crush?

Sebisan 10 years ago
Lol, ,fineeeeeeeeeeeee

thecrazybanana 10 years ago
whats the downside...

Unomnipotent 5 years ago
1) I'm asexual 2) I don't use toilet paper

Cringe_weeb 3 years ago
Asexual doesn't mean not interested in romantic relationships, that"s Aromantic.

HerobrineTrollerz 11 years ago
Well at least I wash my butt with water. You know, I don't get why people weigh wiping over love.

Mr. Mike 11 years ago
there is this thing called washing your hands it would come in handy

Dil Howlter 11 years ago
*wipes ass, hand comes off like in the fob video*

thatrandomgamer 10 years ago
Just wash your hand like you Would any way

Kimimaro_928 9 years ago
NO. I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRESS THAT XD!!

Larry Cruz 13 years ago
lol wash hand rinse repeat wash hot rinse hot repeat wash hotter rinse hotter repeat

Spewkies 10 years ago
Time to start a corn only diet.

The platypus 11 years ago
can I just… not wipe at all?

ImIndecisive 4 years ago
*COUGH COUGH* BIDET *COUGH*

Annawesome 9 years ago
WASH YOUR HANDS

ZeroMonkeyX 10 years ago
you can wash your hands afterwards or you name toilet paper bare hand

BoiledSpuds 6 years ago
Use a room with a toilet but not a bath. Therefore, not a bathroom

Beringtord 11 years ago
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Indonesian-Autumn-Adder24 9 years ago
Clean yourselves with water you dirty motherfuckers

AnyaSingh 8 years ago
YUCK!!!! Bye crush...

Applejack_Kawaii 12 years ago
Yuck! No way!
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