You can speak any language in existance.
but
You can never speak any you already know again.
I will not


Rhinorulz8 years ago
One would have to know the meaning of every word in your language to truly know the language. As I don't know the meaning of every word, I don't "know" the language. As such, no downside.

Inline28 years ago
Can't wait to speak in binary

Kentylelast year
Wait…. So I could speak alien👽?
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NightHawkies8 years ago
hAhA a loophole you cant learn every word in your language boom solution you hopefully didnt learn every eordcin yourvlanguage and you can speaknit

mnop3 months ago
did you press the button halfway through your comment?

anoonymooss9 years ago
Find a way to forget any important languages, then press the button after creating a meaningless language that lets you know to press the button!! What a nerd i am.

Loophole man9 years ago
Shoot yourself in the head. Works every time.
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Keriko9 years ago
Time to fail spanish class 100s in French here i come

Gabised7 years ago
The only word I need to know is already universal- NO! Btw, I only know English, so there"s really no downside of being able to cuss at anybody I want without them knowing...

KrazyKatGamer8 years ago
technically there"s no downside because you know every language in existence and it does not say that you can't re learn it

DoonLord8 years ago
Still has a downside. If you didn't press the button you wouldn't need to go through the effort

Pairo Dagron12 years ago
Doesn't say can't type, write or sign in your currently known languages!

Bagotrash3 years ago
If you already speak English, then just speak Engrish
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the meme avenger9 years ago
i only know English........so fuck dat

bbtreal9 years ago
I'll speak brittish-english

oldnotweak9 years ago
ill speak english then... i currently speak american english. it will suck but its ok

Josh Brown12 years ago
well I only know English elvish and Klingon, so no I refuse

Bende5 years ago
Sindarin or Quenya?
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Inferno7279 years ago
I could speak the language of dragons fuck English, French, Polish, Russian and Chinese

akinado2 years ago
exist google translate

EmoDives_OnMars 9 years ago
SCREW ENGLISH. THATS THE ONLY LANGUAGE I "speak" I can sign in english, so technically I am still eligible for NASA

The-Black-Guy-In-Your-DMs8 years ago
"American English"

yesmann4 years ago
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Creativity9 years ago
Who needs English with you can speak American?

1st-Cavalry-Division8 years ago
Downside?

shanechan9 years ago
Великий ( GREAT )

cballs-98 years ago
I ONLY KNOW ENGLISH!!!! HELL YEAH IMA SPEAK GALLIFREYIAN

minigold5469 years ago
Downside? XD

Aaron129987 years ago
Can someone teach me how to speak English?

Emily Clark-Clifford12 years ago
I suck at English so aha

you could just9 years ago
i didn't cause english is one of the hardest to learn

Bajanip7 years ago
Well it says nothing about writing

SarahBlue9 years ago
Hey, just because I can't speak it, doesn't mean I can't understand it. I mean, yeah, that's the word most commonly used for comprehension of a language, but speaking and hearing are two different things. I don't mind never "speaking" English (my one and o...[Show full comment]

The_logical_frenchie8 years ago
Jokes on you I love to write things!

billy11789 years ago
i know english so i will know american or scotish or some other language like that

somerandomrandomguy3 years ago
I am a baby lol

softball9 years ago
Found the two 55552555535555

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago
Is "Dog" a language? I've always wanted to befriend a wolf.

YellowCandy84322 years ago
Woof!

Memo2476 years ago
Nope no

Leafshade10 years ago
I could tell everyone to just say random shit and i would understand it. they could say askdjbsaudfbadbasfsadjfbshdabfksadfbsdkfasbf and i could decipher what they want to say.

JamesYoung7 years ago
Loophole: doesn't say you can't sing in that language.

Isidor Savic12 years ago
What do we actually know and what don't we know is the real question.

Mr. Obama8 years ago
WTF what if you are a baby who can't speak any languages! Holy shit people think! (jk)

Podge9 years ago
Just pick Celestial from D&D. it's a magical language that is understood by any being that hears it, and those who speak it can understand any spoken words.

RKO9 years ago
So I can't speak english, but I could just learn British Lolololololololololol I am a gangster prankster!

Kentylelast year
I know 3 languages, it’s not worth losing

Rory2Cool9 years ago
rnrnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name...[Show full comment]

Keriko9 years ago
Yeah we get it your pussy bitch that never had a original idea in your life so fuck of!

lukaza128 years ago
just make languages with a slide difrends on a few words and you can talk the ones you could earlier

imavirginnn4 years ago
I know English, Canadian, Australian, and Nigerian

Jankawolf9 years ago
Hehe good one. P.s please tell me it is a joke

ChristianaBrown8 years ago
Writes in English, speaks korean

The_Explorer8 years ago
Hola... fuck!...nicht schon wieder!...¿Perquè ho segueixo fent?...誰かが私の苦しみを終了するには?

Marzia9 years ago
Ok if u speak any language than u can speak what ever language u already know dumb butt

dan_0183747 years ago
im quadrupilingaul soooooooooooooo (smashes button with a hammer)

Renee Cooperider12 years ago
So I could speak Gallifreyan? Count me in!

MisterMOD9 years ago
Any language in existance, and english is one of any language in existance.

The Angry Panda9 years ago
But its still english so you cant speak it. But it doesnt say you forget it just you cant speak it so you might still understand it
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