Will You Press The Button?

Ray Marc10 years ago

Fuck this very much. I guess I would be widowed, Get It? :)

Echothekirby9538 years ago

Good job m8

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BrockScanlan9 years ago

I'll marry Justin Bieber than first step into the house bang he"s dead and now I have a free beach house

Der Deutsche8 years ago

Son, hand me the Shotgun... Your mom goes crazy

DrChicken9 years ago

Killing the spiders isn't divorce iunno...

stride13139 years ago

But what if my celebrity crush is the spider?

ShadowMarco8 years ago

let me guess... muffet? (cuz i have a crush on her too)

ShadowMarco8 years ago

HA!! jokes on you!!! i have a fetish on spiders!!!!

DragonEXE7 years ago

Have you watched monster musume, by any chance? Potentially the first spider waifu

anonymousish8 years ago

Joke"s on you, I don't have a celebrity crush.

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

Me either so ha

Conner Wolf12 years ago

And that's why you murder them like you're fighting spiders in Skyrim

falcon_king35 years ago

not murder if they aint human anymore

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KayKayCool235 years ago

As long as I'm with Danny Devito, even as a giant murder bug, I'm happy.

Jamie Gilman-Lewis12 years ago

Well that escalated quickly...

Lonergirl178 years ago

True....

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hinata-look-a-like9 years ago

So an anime?

Heyso7 years ago

I don’t get why you would want to die

KameronSnow7 years ago

Reading the upside: Okay! Awesome: Reading the first part of downside: Eh, not too bad. Reading the human eating spider bit: ......What the f***

Stephane Morin12 years ago

Who the fuck wrote this!?!?

Black_X2 years ago

I feel I read too much into this.

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jmw448 years ago

wait, since when is 20 years forever?

jkmc12058 years ago

What ideas went into this guys mind when he was making this? XD

ShadowTheRonin9 years ago

What if that"s your fetish? :I

EpicDragon68799 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush, so if I press this button, nothing can happen.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same here

Crazysting9 years ago

Just trap it! Killing it would be evil.

TheMagicalKiwi9 years ago

at the beginning: okay seems good, what's the downside? after I read it all: haha what

ZAMBIEBRUH10 years ago

I already found the love of my life soo no thanks

Samantha Parrish12 years ago

but if i live happily forever then wouldn't that mean that they don't turn into a spider. This contradicts itself

EmmaSlayton12178 years ago

FUCK UR RIGHT!!!!!😤😤😤😱

Aaron Keaveney12 years ago

thats still 20 years with ariana grande

Bulkyattorney 9 years ago

Just what I was thinkingy

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abcx8 years ago

First of all, if my wife eats me after 20 years, it"s not "happily forever and ever". Second of all, "Leaving them will cause immediate death" is too vague. Will I die? Will she die? Will we both die? Will someone else die? Third of all, I"d live 19 years ...[Show full comment]

Robyn Night9 years ago

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Nickky2 years ago

Son come help me a moment. your mom kinda hungry for steel ball

Random_User9 years ago

Hmmmmmmmmmm I don't want markiplier to be turned into a mutant spider so nope

GodDammitBilly10 years ago

Pass me my shot gun

MrEffect7 years ago

Damn it my celebrity crush is shelob. She could easily crush someone if she were tok lay down. Hopefully its insta-death but her stinger should make me stop moving.

Jess_Cyan9 years ago

so basically you can have anything you want for 20 years but you can't leave the house??

Shay Lee12 years ago

20 YEARS WITH ANY PERSON, KILL BEFORE 20TH ANNIVERSARY, MARRY SOMEONE ELSE

101134 years ago

you just have sex then get an abortion basically

Weesnaw_Brother39 years ago

If Oscar Pistorius can kill his wife and get away with it, so can i. Here i come soon-to-be-spider anne hathaway.

JustPickOne10 years ago

This would kinds ruin the life of your celebrity crush, being turned into a huge spider and all.

Lovekittykat7 years ago

I mean you get 20 good years out of it! And then you stab them with a fucking katana

MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago

why would i want to leave jacksepticeye

Josh Ruth12 years ago

WTF?!? Who made this question?

Stealthfang2708 years ago

simple, kill them before 20 years

Sanic Da Hed Hog10 years ago

my life

AdInfinitum8 years ago

I don't have a celebrity crush.

Huntsman 9 years ago

So you die two different ways or you kill the person you've been with for twenty years and loved?wtf :/

AlisonPayne8 years ago

A SPIDER ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Panic!atmychemicalfallout10 years ago

This is my favorite button! XD

BlitzCat6 years ago

I fear for the person who wrote this..... ._.

The elusive weegee9 years ago

Spiders cant eat they only drink

CherryGirl3411 years ago

Why would I want to divorce my dream man?

fangseus10 years ago

0 to 100 real quick

Schmidot20047 years ago

Shoot your son he probably a rich ungrateful brat anyways

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

*Mock surprise* Oh no, my celebrity husband fell into the human sized pit that some how appeared in the back yard 19 years after are marriage, and its full of spikes!...I REGRET NOTHING

Johnson Lo12 years ago

Easy all you do is sell your mansion and place the spider in a giant enclosure with armed guards that you just bought and hired using the money gained on sale

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