You can be Batman
but
Never have sex with anyone ever again
I will not

Maharid 2 years ago
Never.

Hailie482 9 years ago
*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce 4 years ago
hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming01 9 years ago
I'm asexual...

procharleston1 6 years ago
i used to be asexual, now im batman
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Cakeilike 11 years ago
Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago
No pun intended?

SBURBIAN 11 years ago
I already am batman

RGPZ 8 years ago
Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce 8 years ago
*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret190 9 years ago
I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus288 11 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco 9 years ago
Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG 9 years ago
Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran 5 years ago
That is sex to

Matt Savage 13 years ago
worth it im batman

Acun 4 years ago
Say good bye to your dad and mom
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Wanted Horizon 11 years ago
What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood 8 years ago
@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay
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Linkrush 8 years ago
Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields 9 years ago
Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers 9 years ago
Political dillema

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat 9 years ago
But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell 13 years ago
*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan 9 years ago
same

Hajira Irfan 13 years ago
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat 9 years ago
BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS
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faandomtrash 8 years ago
well i am aroace.....

SalomeGog 11 years ago
No dilema for asexual... :3

Winter64 10 years ago
bitch i"m batman

Superwholock139 12 years ago
Screw having a relationship. Be batman

Darklan 10 years ago
Fuck you batman

Greatcat 9 years ago
Do you need to go to Arkham Asylum? He"s fucking BATMAN!

claire8620 10 years ago
why would I want to be batman??

Greatcat 9 years ago
Because nobody is cooler than BATMAN

Destiny Clem 13 years ago
I like Captain America more...

ItsSquark 4 years ago
Easiest decision of my life robin. Besides this is a win-win

Jayrod 11 years ago
Really anyone can be Batman if they become very rich wich I am from previous buttons

StormTDR 9 years ago
I hate Batman...

Ronnoc527 11 years ago
No upside.

Charles Breece 13 years ago
My Batman side can't have sex. No one ever said anything about my Bruce Wayne side.

Cakeilike 11 years ago
True.

Crystal676 5 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]

Wadaw 11 years ago
Uhm... Adoption ?

YouDumbAsf 11 years ago
Your Dumb Asf

Multi_Gam3r 9 years ago
Don't care I'm a billionaire with cool stuff

D1O 11 years ago
Who needs sex when you're the motherfucking Batman.

Cakeilike 11 years ago
Right?

Mlp Kawaii zecora renegade 10 years ago
I don't like Batman, only Harley Quinn and poison ivy

Greatcat 9 years ago
Those are BATMAN ENEMIES. You must like BATMAN.

Batman27 11 years ago
Batman even needs sex he did it before

Brendan Rice 11 years ago
it went down like WAM,BANG,CENSORD,POW

The_JesseMoon 9 years ago
Uh.... uh.... I don't know!!

Greatcat 9 years ago
Choose BATMAN

darkness 11 years ago
I am BATMAN!!!

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
What if a girl fucks me? CAUSE IM BATMAN

pttg 7 years ago
So just regular Batman...

Unicorn1 10 years ago
I mean... I'm asexual so I see no downside NANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN

Idoncre 4 years ago
Yeah i can't do sex but i become orphan

Kio 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

MYTHIC 11 years ago
i wish there was a report for spam button

ZedTripler 9 years ago
Don't like Batman so yeah.

KANEKIKEN 11 years ago
Win/Win for me

tkiara 5 years ago
batman.

WyldeTigerLily 9 years ago
Worth it

giants85 11 years ago
hell naw

Captain Actually 10 years ago
Who needs sex when I'm the God Damn Batmat?!

Alec Moyes 13 years ago
those two things contradict each other

Seapony 9 years ago
I'm Batman.
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