You can be Batman
but
Never have sex with anyone ever again
I will not

Maharid 3 years ago
Never.

Hailie482 9 years ago
*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce 4 years ago
hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming01 9 years ago
I'm asexual...

procharleston1 6 years ago
i used to be asexual, now im batman
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Cakeilike 11 years ago
Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago
No pun intended?

SBURBIAN 11 years ago
I already am batman

RGPZ 8 years ago
Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce 9 years ago
*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret190 9 years ago
I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus288 11 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco 9 years ago
Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG 9 years ago
Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran 5 years ago
That is sex to

Matt Savage 13 years ago
worth it im batman

Acun 4 years ago
Say good bye to your dad and mom
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Wanted Horizon 11 years ago
What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood 8 years ago
@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay
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Linkrush 8 years ago
Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields 9 years ago
Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers 9 years ago
Political dillema

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat 9 years ago
But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell 13 years ago
*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan 9 years ago
same

Hajira Irfan 13 years ago
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat 9 years ago
BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS
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GhostKing660 9 years ago
BAAAAATMAAAAAN WOOOOORLD HERE I COME!

Virginia :D :P (xD) 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

the ultra cat 10 years ago
"DUDE HOW DID YOU BECOME BATMAN" "because l M batman"

Panda_Fangirl 7 years ago
But...*deep voice* I'm Batman (Or Batwoman or Batgirl)

ITellTheTruth 11 years ago
so its like right noe but im batman ?

Presselaisis 4 years ago
Virginia Man

MYTHIC 11 years ago
um, no i really don't want to rewrite my past so my parents are shot.

HaodySZH 9 years ago
Dun dun dun dun dun BATMANNNNNNNNN

KANEKIKEN 11 years ago
Win/Win for me

Primrose-Corlux 10 years ago
Sorry, but im already batman... No effect

JD Alan 13 years ago
[PRESSING INTENSIFIES]

Panifex 9 years ago
I don't want to be Batman

uiop3 11 years ago
IM BATMAN

Spectrum 10 years ago
I'm asexual. And now I'm also batman

Steven Henry Seuferer 13 years ago
time to exercise my bat-hand!

SubtoChipReel 5 years ago
sorry mom and dad im batman and a virgin

Nerdy_blackstar 11 years ago
Bat man is better than sex you fuckboys and sluts... NOW OFF TO THE MOTHER DONKEY CRAPPING BAT CAVE

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why would you want to be a superhero? Villains are better anyway.

Greatcat 9 years ago
Because it"s BATMAN

Serge Alix 13 years ago
screw that, punch joker in the face

lemon-juice 6 years ago
hell yeah!! im ace so this is a bonus!!!

debbie downer 11 years ago
well at least i can talk to my parents.... WAIT

Brendan Rice 11 years ago
clever

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago
It's a paradox! How do you not get laid if you're Batman?

daniiile 11 years ago
well i am soon 90 so no deal suckka

Brendan Rice 11 years ago
R.I.P guy whos like 12 but says hes 90

BangBang124 10 years ago
Not worth it.

Greatcat 9 years ago
But BATMAN

Mrs. Woofless 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

IISHADOWII 2 years ago
Im Batman :)

Thejerry 9 years ago
Batman sucks so nah

Milo24r 11 years ago
HELL YEA ID LOVE TO SEE MY PARENTS DIE IN FRONT OF MY AND THEN SPEND A SHIT TON OF MY FATHERS BUSSNUIS MONEY TO BUY A SUIT OF A BAT AND CHASH A CLOWN!!!

Can You Not? 10 years ago
Ace powers activate.

Jeff Levene 13 years ago
isn't this oxymoronic?

ItsSquark 4 years ago
This means that Damien no longer exists. Let’s goooo

Will you press the button 11 years ago
Batman doesnt have powers so whats the matter

Greatcat 9 years ago
He"s BATMAN

josh.manning 10 years ago
isn't this batman's life anyway?
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