You can be Batman
but
Never have sex with anyone ever again
I will not


Maharidlast year
Never.

Hailie4828 years ago
*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce3 years ago
hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming018 years ago
I'm asexual...

procharleston14 years ago
i used to be asexual, now im batman
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Cakeilike9 years ago
Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
No pun intended?

SBURBIAN9 years ago
I already am batman

RGPZ7 years ago
Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce7 years ago
*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret1907 years ago
I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus2889 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco8 years ago
Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG8 years ago
Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran4 years ago
That is sex to

Wanted Horizon9 years ago
What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood7 years ago
@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay
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Matt Savage12 years ago
worth it im batman

Acun2 years ago
Say good bye to your dad and mom
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Linkrush7 years ago
Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields8 years ago
Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers8 years ago
Political dillema

EdgyPotato8 years ago
My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat8 years ago
But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell12 years ago
*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan8 years ago
same

Hajira Irfan12 years ago
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat8 years ago
BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS
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fishshark7 years ago
I'm batman

TacoNightFury9 years ago
*Asexual Laughter*

DerpyKitten8 years ago
I"M COMING FOR YOU BUTTON

Danielle Christian12 years ago
I'd do it.

ItsSquark3 years ago
Guys you get to be billionaire, have your own family manor, a butler, tons of fans, a successful company and you get to pass NNN.

I am batman9 years ago
I am already batman

Nepeta9 years ago
*asexual laughter* LATER *batman laughter*

Jason Dittmann12 years ago
I would but if it was Nightwing I would do it instantly (not Damien Wayne I mean Dick Grayson)

SmortMobius4 years ago
My cock needs ass and vag

TECHNOSCREECH9 years ago
...but i'm batman...who cares about sex when you're baman?

Lonemaster9 years ago
catwoman.

SlimeyCat8 years ago
I don't do sex so what is the downside

Gavin9 years ago
I love batman

MVZ45 years ago
Worth it.

doGrednuhT9 years ago
What's a sex?

Brendan Rice9 years ago
Avaden hes too young. you see doGrenuht sex is another word for gender
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limegreenhulk8 years ago
Doesnt matter im BATMAN!

Exotic10 years ago
I don't even like Batman xD

GamingSimon9 years ago
I got internet. + Im batman. worth

Nova_ten8 years ago
bat dilldos!

9nightwing910 years ago
*Slam the button 100 times*

GyattlerRizz331last year
No sex no thanks

Phoenixianking9 years ago
But batman fucks catwoman, poison ivy, and harley.

KANEKIKEN9 years ago
Win/Win for me

Anthony Robinson12 years ago
horses anyone?

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
cuddles>segs

Princessofgame9 years ago
I preffer not became batman and be happy

Greatcat8 years ago
But he"s BATMAN

Executionrs7 years ago
Then how do you have kids

Kkiserlol9 years ago
Nope sorry ill stick to my normal self

DragonArmy8 years ago
I can beat superman so meh worth it

Brendan Rice9 years ago
I haven't had sex yet and i have been batman(for halloween when i was 8)so fuck it i want sex.

ShannonMD342128 years ago
IDC i get to be batman

Jellybean240 9 years ago
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Kat39 years ago
I'd just go for the never have sex bit, tbh.

Markallenzeref Ichigonaruto Kurosaki Jaeger12 years ago
worth it i can be a hero
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