Will You Press The Button?

Maharidlast year

Never.

Hailie4828 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

ZeEggOfAce3 years ago

hello fellow ace i thought i"d find you here

KitKatGaming018 years ago

I'm asexual...

procharleston15 years ago

i used to be asexual, now im batman

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Cakeilike9 years ago

Fuck it i'm Batman!

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

No pun intended?

SBURBIAN9 years ago

I already am batman

RGPZ7 years ago

Look up a real life batman on yt its MLG as zhit

TheAceAce7 years ago

*asexuals immediatley press button*

Carret1907 years ago

I don't sex so win win for me

rugged fungus2889 years ago

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

ShadowMarco8 years ago

Nanananananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!

JesseG8 years ago

Easy, just get blowjobs.

Hyltran4 years ago

That is sex to

Wanted Horizon9 years ago

What is up with all of these sex things?!

AshirriiIsnotsogood7 years ago

@PressTheButton!!!! Sex gay

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Matt Savage12 years ago

worth it im batman

Acun3 years ago

Say good bye to your dad and mom

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Linkrush7 years ago

Bro it doesn't matter if you have never had sex anyway. Virgins for life, am I right 👌

Sean_Fields8 years ago

Batman was always bad with women. BUT BEING BATMAN I MEAN COME ON

Slothers8 years ago

Political dillema

EdgyPotato8 years ago

My parents die, I have to risk my life for a city that doesn't give a shit, I'm a ball of neurosis and I can't fuck. No advantage.

Greatcat8 years ago

But you become BATMAN

Joey Carrell12 years ago

*breaks finger for pressing button at 210 mph

frenchan8 years ago

same

Hajira Irfan12 years ago

I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if anyone corrects me or tells me to do sumat I will say............ 'I'm Batman.'

Greatcat8 years ago

BATMAN DOES NOT WEAR BATMAN PYJAMAS

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Multi_Gam3r8 years ago

Don't care I'm a billionaire with cool stuff

D1O10 years ago

Who needs sex when you're the motherfucking Batman.

Cakeilike9 years ago

Right?

Mlp Kawaii zecora renegade9 years ago

I don't like Batman, only Harley Quinn and poison ivy

Greatcat8 years ago

Those are BATMAN ENEMIES. You must like BATMAN.

Charles Breece12 years ago

My Batman side can't have sex. No one ever said anything about my Bruce Wayne side.

Cakeilike9 years ago

True.

Crystal6764 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]

Wadaw9 years ago

Uhm... Adoption ?

YouDumbAsf9 years ago

Your Dumb Asf

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

What if a girl fucks me? CAUSE IM BATMAN

pttg6 years ago

So just regular Batman...

Batman279 years ago

Batman even needs sex he did it before

Brendan Rice9 years ago

it went down like WAM,BANG,CENSORD,POW

The_JesseMoon8 years ago

Uh.... uh.... I don't know!!

Greatcat8 years ago

Choose BATMAN

darkness10 years ago

I am BATMAN!!!

ZedTripler7 years ago

Don't like Batman so yeah.

KANEKIKEN9 years ago

Win/Win for me

Unicorn18 years ago

I mean... I'm asexual so I see no downside NANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN

Idoncre3 years ago

Yeah i can't do sex but i become orphan

Kio9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

MYTHIC9 years ago

i wish there was a report for spam button

Captain Actually9 years ago

Who needs sex when I'm the God Damn Batmat?!

Alec Moyes12 years ago

those two things contradict each other

tkiara4 years ago

batman.

WyldeTigerLily8 years ago

Worth it

giants8510 years ago

hell naw

Foxy-chu5 years ago

They never said you can’t LOVE a person, plus if you’re Batman you will get famous ppl to love y’a, and have fans, so what’s the down side?

samidboss9 years ago

Noooooooooo don't press it

Seapony8 years ago

I'm Batman.

lugegamer 4010 years ago

mind blown hilarious comment.

EvilGummibear049 years ago

Is there a pass?

Joshuaomi8 years ago

He'll name sex is bomb and you won't be able to have a baby other than through test tubes

creggwhites10 years ago

no Battabanging...

Loophol10 months ago

I'm batman (I'm not having sex anyways)

kalle45519 years ago

Well then Im not batman.Kappa

Greatcat8 years ago

You fool. You must choose BATMAN

Panifex7 years ago

I don't want to be Batman. All he does is beat people up in the complete, violent reinvention of his character that shows up in movies nowadays. Plus, my parents would be dead and I would have to wear that stupid latex getup.

jermaine9 years ago

To be batman is worth it I can aswome stuff

jermaine9 years ago

I for got to put do

ItsSquark3 years ago

Who always pays their taxes? Not Batman!

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