You inherit several million dollars, a cushy mansion complete with maids and butlers (optional: they're DTF) and you get to effectively make one major decision in any industry you like once a month. There is a hidden security team keeping watch over you at all times (unless you make a request for whatever length of privacy you need)
but
There is a professional hitman trying to find an opportunity to kill you. You are aware of this but you have no knowledge that can be used to locate or neutralize him.
I will not


KittykatKara1019 years ago
My butlers would be demons and they would protect me from the hitman

The_muff1n_man2 years ago
Is your butlers Alfred?
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Vag11019 years ago
He said trying to kill you, he didn't say the hit man will actually kill me

Oodle Snort9 years ago
Oh yeah! He can only TRY, But that does not mean we will succeed.

Zacary9 years ago
Hire deadpool to kill hitman, I win bitches

Laparas9 years ago
Hahaha checkmate buddy

lolmybutt9 years ago
Buy the death note

Avery-The-Meme-Lord4 years ago
Bribe Ryuk with apples to kill the hitman after
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LordDoge7 years ago
Y’all what if it’s agent 47

NiamhRussell7 years ago
call deadpool to kill hin

Nick Talucci12 years ago
Hire a private detective to find the hitman, then hire another hitman to kill the first one

slhammer3 years ago
yes and also hire a hitman to find other hitmen trying to kill you
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Taker_of_Hells5 years ago
Buy a death note and hire doom as a bodyguard

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago
They are max security scp guards and saitama as my bodyguards

G3nius_mlg8 years ago
There"s something called the police

WBGrock8 years ago
Who wants to live forever? Use positipn to break corporate greed. They prolly sent the hitman. Also keep eye out for bald men with barcodes.

Oblivion__8 years ago
And check closets and garbage cans for bodies, that"s how you know it"s bad

IamAlwaysRight8 years ago
you had me at maids dtf

PotatoShredder8 years ago
Hitmans always kill their target Fuck

ChoiceMaster1018 years ago
If you die, at least u f**ked up all the biggest companies in the world before u left XD

Catodog_thor7 years ago
First change: the hit man industry, they don't want to kill me

Vahanian7 years ago
I'm Artemis Fowl he can't touch me

Lzke7 years ago
Find out who hired the hitman and hire a hitman to kill them. Then the hitman won't revieve their payment and thus won't complete their job

NHLic7 years ago
Then I'll enjoy every seconds.

ChaseAntoni7 years ago
911

YanChan8 years ago
Senpai I know your here LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cody Field12 years ago
does DTF mean down to fuck?

supahslayah9 years ago
@Eli T Too soon.
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Rachael Snider12 years ago
My security team keeps me safe and would take care of the hit man. I see no downside.

acctocorrectu8 years ago
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Jake Platt12 years ago
Just hire someone to do it for you

Vortron3 years ago
Just because dont HAVE the Intel doesn't mean I can't get it.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Hire hitmen to kill him and his employer

vert3438 years ago
I"d just do a tony stark and become iron man

DragonDust10 years ago
I'm cured of cancer. Thats great news doc now I just have to tell my kids and *gets grabbed and pulled out of window*

saraisnotonfire9 years ago
Idgaf

Rhinorulz8 years ago
Hire the Hitman to hit himself

Kendall4710 years ago
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Magickat9 years ago
hire someone to make a real Captian America and kill the hitman! then just live in style~

Memeteam5 years ago
So you"re basically JFK? Yeah I'll pass.

Keriko9 years ago
I like this though I'd probably living in constant fear oh well!

Dilan9 years ago
Do it like in black buttler. Hire a demon buttler who protects you

Lokiii7 years ago
You have a secret guard team.... How will he ever even get you

Caleb's winging it9 years ago
First decision: make all hitmen only accept contracts for 1€ pay all hitmen to find and neutralise asshole hitman.

PrincessSuicune8 years ago
I would totally do this and just give it to someone I loved.

ThemButtonsTho11 years ago
hire a bunch of specially trained bodyguards for when you go out, and another hitman to kill the first

Gideonplaysgames7 years ago
Your Security will protect you

Gameboy63510 years ago
It's a Win win you get money you kill the hitman

hellskitchen8 years ago
when you both want to die and be rich

AngelicTortoiselast year
I have no knowledge of it, but that doesn't mean that I can't gain said knowledge. I can also further the security industry and problem solved.

Fangheart9 years ago
I'm already so paranoid, good luck bro!

AstariiFilms10 years ago
Stay inside have your butlers and maids get you food and cover the windows

EnchancedEpic549 years ago
Dat makes lyfe mo fun fo u

Imverysadrightnow4 years ago
My first decision will be for the hit men industry that no one should kill me

thefan9 years ago
I have no knowledge but pro's do

Loophole-alert8 years ago
Just tell someone to kill the hitman

JimmayMan9 years ago
I didn't even read it all

NiamhRussell7 years ago
"uh yes deadpool,i need you to kill this hitman thats after me,ok bye"

proflordd9 years ago
ahhh life
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