Will You Press The Button?

KittykatKara101 11 years ago

My butlers would be demons and they would protect me from the hitman

The_muff1n_man 3 years ago

Is your butlers Alfred?

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Vag1101 11 years ago

He said trying to kill you, he didn't say the hit man will actually kill me

Oodle Snort 11 years ago

Oh yeah! He can only TRY, But that does not mean we will succeed.

Zacary 10 years ago

Hire deadpool to kill hitman, I win bitches

Laparas 10 years ago

Hahaha checkmate buddy

lolmybutt 11 years ago

Buy the death note

Avery-The-Meme-Lord 5 years ago

Bribe Ryuk with apples to kill the hitman after

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LordDoge 8 years ago

Y’all what if it’s agent 47

NiamhRussell 8 years ago

call deadpool to kill hin

Nick Talucci 13 years ago

Hire a private detective to find the hitman, then hire another hitman to kill the first one

slhammer 4 years ago

yes and also hire a hitman to find other hitmen trying to kill you

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Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Buy a death note and hire doom as a bodyguard

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

They are max security scp guards and saitama as my bodyguards

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago

There"s something called the police

WBGrock 10 years ago

Who wants to live forever? Use positipn to break corporate greed. They prolly sent the hitman. Also keep eye out for bald men with barcodes.

Oblivion__ 9 years ago

And check closets and garbage cans for bodies, that"s how you know it"s bad

IamAlwaysRight 10 years ago

you had me at maids dtf

PotatoShredder 10 years ago

Hitmans always kill their target Fuck

ChoiceMaster101 10 years ago

If you die, at least u f**ked up all the biggest companies in the world before u left XD

Catodog_thor 8 years ago

First change: the hit man industry, they don't want to kill me

Vahanian 8 years ago

I'm Artemis Fowl he can't touch me

Lzke 8 years ago

Find out who hired the hitman and hire a hitman to kill them. Then the hitman won't revieve their payment and thus won't complete their job

NHLic 8 years ago

Then I'll enjoy every seconds.

ChaseAntoni 9 years ago

911

YanChan 9 years ago

Senpai I know your here LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cody Field 13 years ago

does DTF mean down to fuck?

supahslayah 10 years ago

@Eli T Too soon.

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Rachael Snider 13 years ago

My security team keeps me safe and would take care of the hit man. I see no downside.

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

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Jake Platt 13 years ago

Just hire someone to do it for you

Brandon Rhodes 13 years ago

Makes for a good storyline

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

manipulate govt to get him.

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

Lolwut?

Donna Tran 13 years ago

THIS WOULD BE COOL AS SHIT :DD

Arthurpohl 4 years ago

contrato a s.w.a.t inteira

TheArkerportian 9 years ago

I don't have the knowledge... the security team has.

skullend1 11 years ago

im 2 lazy 2 read

Supersamurai999 10 years ago

You could just say I want infinate privacy

Russilanya 9 years ago

*dresses as normal guy, finds hitman and kills him*

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Well, I have a security team, so I think I'll be fine. Also, does assassination count as an industry?

Your_worst_nightmare_or_your_best_dream? 10 years ago

I would be honored if Agent 47 wanted me dead.

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