You inherit several million dollars, a cushy mansion complete with maids and butlers (optional: they're DTF) and you get to effectively make one major decision in any industry you like once a month. There is a hidden security team keeping watch over you at all times (unless you make a request for whatever length of privacy you need)
but
There is a professional hitman trying to find an opportunity to kill you. You are aware of this but you have no knowledge that can be used to locate or neutralize him.
I will not


KittykatKara1019 years ago
My butlers would be demons and they would protect me from the hitman

The_muff1n_man2 years ago
Is your butlers Alfred?
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Vag11019 years ago
He said trying to kill you, he didn't say the hit man will actually kill me

Oodle Snort9 years ago
Oh yeah! He can only TRY, But that does not mean we will succeed.

Zacary9 years ago
Hire deadpool to kill hitman, I win bitches

Laparas9 years ago
Hahaha checkmate buddy

lolmybutt9 years ago
Buy the death note

Avery-The-Meme-Lord4 years ago
Bribe Ryuk with apples to kill the hitman after
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LordDoge7 years ago
Y’all what if it’s agent 47

NiamhRussell7 years ago
call deadpool to kill hin

Nick Talucci12 years ago
Hire a private detective to find the hitman, then hire another hitman to kill the first one

slhammer3 years ago
yes and also hire a hitman to find other hitmen trying to kill you
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Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Buy a death note and hire doom as a bodyguard

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
They are max security scp guards and saitama as my bodyguards

G3nius_mlg8 years ago
There"s something called the police

WBGrock8 years ago
Who wants to live forever? Use positipn to break corporate greed. They prolly sent the hitman. Also keep eye out for bald men with barcodes.

Oblivion__8 years ago
And check closets and garbage cans for bodies, that"s how you know it"s bad

IamAlwaysRight8 years ago
you had me at maids dtf

PotatoShredder8 years ago
Hitmans always kill their target Fuck

ChoiceMaster1018 years ago
If you die, at least u f**ked up all the biggest companies in the world before u left XD

Catodog_thor7 years ago
First change: the hit man industry, they don't want to kill me

Vahanian7 years ago
I'm Artemis Fowl he can't touch me

Lzke7 years ago
Find out who hired the hitman and hire a hitman to kill them. Then the hitman won't revieve their payment and thus won't complete their job

NHLic7 years ago
Then I'll enjoy every seconds.

ChaseAntoni7 years ago
911

YanChan8 years ago
Senpai I know your here LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cody Field12 years ago
does DTF mean down to fuck?

supahslayah9 years ago
@Eli T Too soon.
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Rachael Snider12 years ago
My security team keeps me safe and would take care of the hit man. I see no downside.

acctocorrectu8 years ago
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Jake Platt12 years ago
Just hire someone to do it for you

Ronnoc5279 years ago
Industry Sex. Security team of 1,000s keep me safe from far away.

Oblivion__8 years ago
One word: Bribe

Seth11 years ago
By hit Man U meen the mp and guards u meen the wings of mother ducking freedom

VLV9 years ago
Lure that bitch into a trap

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago
You don't need info, you need Sherlock.

Loganking8 months ago
To long

YIN.YANG9 years ago
Money shmoney

John Cena do do do do do do do do9 years ago
bulletproof everything also pay for ironman batman and heaps of other cool shit like those gadgets

AboveApe4 years ago
I can't read. I'm pressing it

turtlenecksweaters9 years ago
just hire somebody who knows

Faarbear1028 years ago
Have your security team kill the Hitman or anyone that comes near you with a gun or by you with a gun

Master-Pingu7 years ago
But they might kill innocent people.

TheEnchanted9 years ago
Dat security do

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Use the money to hire a bunch of body doubles to trick him into thinking he killed the real me.

PseudoManiac10 years ago
Or you can just hire the hitman to kill the guy who hired him with even more money than the first guy who hired him to kill you.

ridcon9 years ago
i have a security team...

Oblivion__8 years ago
You can easily be sniped tho. This hitman might kill you at the cost of his life

ottertheplush5 years ago
I buy C3PO who is fluent in over six million turns off kicking the hit man"s butt

Mochizuki Yukki9 years ago
That just makes it easy to trap him

Volts9 years ago
Why don't I just have somebody try to find him,and stop him?

AidanKruger7 years ago
Just make an iron man suit can’t kill you now

TacoTech2399 years ago
I'm fine the way I'm livin

Thebeaver8408 years ago
Pay hitman a millon dollars to kill who hired him

Gian Paredes12 years ago
i hire Chuck Norris.

limepaint7 years ago
it says YOU don't have any useful information

McDragon_9 years ago
I WILL NOT read all that text so i just pressed no...

skidmark6348 years ago
You inherit several million dollars, a cushy mansion complete with maids and butlers (optional: they"re DTF) and you get to effectively make one major decision in any industry you like once a month. There is a hidden security team keeping watch over you at...[Show full comment]

Steven Swedelson12 years ago
DTF?

Oblivion__8 years ago
Down to fuck

AsuraShun3 years ago
just because he"s trying to find that opportinity, it doesn" mean he'll take it

mari_amor9 years ago
i press the button , im gonna die anyway
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