Will You Press The Button?

pikminmario50026 days ago

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mpregtruther4 months ago

well

EPl_Go9 years ago

Hey I pressed a bitton for infinite life a minute ago so i live just a half eternity? Great :D

mpregtruther4 months ago

I really wish you weren't alive rn

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MNITIMMY9 years ago

Two times better at living!

elvinja9 years ago

STOP STEALING MY WORDS EVERYONE...le

Ritty8 years ago

I'm 2x as good at figuring how to live forever

NiftyChibi7 years ago

2 x 0 = 0

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

I'm now two times better at living, meaning I will live a normal life.

Polypoo4 years ago

No downside

DenGC5 years ago

two times better at staying alive

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

I want to live

UserOfName8 years ago

2 times better at not dying? Or 2 times faster so you can finish everything in just half life?

Yosherstrudal9 years ago

Boi what's wrong with this?!

Zoomergal8 years ago

Fuck you.

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TheManWhoLovesTrains8 years ago

I already pressed like 10 immortality buttons soo...

Schmucklehed7 months ago

ill live twice as fast

derpface435638 years ago

WHO CARES IF I ONLY LIVE HALF LONG IM STILL BETTER LOL XD

flzzzzy4 years ago

i am two times better at having a longer lifespan. current lifespan x2 /2 still equals my current lifespan

Dontaskmyname7 years ago

Two times better at staying alive.

cdr9 years ago

Half...mmmm...halllf.....HALFFF LIIIFEEE CONFIERMEEEEEED!!!!!!!!

GavinMayhew7 years ago

More fulfilling

hatgirl52529 years ago

DEATH NOTE!

Lorange73 years ago

Your life will be normal cause your 2 x better at everything

abbs338 years ago

I'm pretty good at living soooo

Emeraldking6 years ago

Get better at living longer than normal people

IanMitchellTheRocksmasher8 years ago

Yeah two times better at living

GlutNy7 years ago

Downside?

Jesus-Christ7 months ago

I was already crucified too young.

BenenM8 years ago

YOLO MOTHAFUCKA

pokepower868 years ago

well your 2 times better at living sooooooo...

Bezqr4 years ago

Well two times zero is still zero :(.

Winter__Scorpion9 years ago

I would be better at living, so even if I live for half as long I am better so id live the normal amount

Exit7567 years ago

Half as long as what

ManiacStar9 years ago

i am 2 times better so i know a way to live longer

Stefie Rose12 years ago

who wants to get old anyway

Wolfblood57379 years ago

I don't know... 46 years from when this comment was posted life is pretty good .

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lewis04283 years ago

all my life i’ve been a loser now’s my chance

thefoo008 years ago

I DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON

EmojiMojiGames555 years ago

Loophole. Find out how to live forever :/

Lostsoul13139 years ago

I'm two times better at living... So my mortality rate increases by two. But downside - only live half as long so I'm back to my original mortality rate.

Venyos7 years ago

what the fuck"s the POINT then? also how do I make a button?

Venyos7 years ago

Thank you! Time to write "you get to be a dragon" a million times!

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Alan74 months ago

I won't waste my life

Gaboseries8 years ago

I'm better a staying alive

winterfrost9 years ago

yolo amirite

SamBaum8 years ago

really nobody knows how long ill live i could die tomarrow so whatever

Hyltran4 years ago

I’m starting to get really tired of all these far fetched lop holes 🕳 and a can’t believe that so many people like them. And by the way if provisions buttons apply to every button you press you then I’m dead ☠️ bye bye suckers 👋

Catodog_thor7 years ago

Quality not quantity. Your life will be a happy one, so it won't matter when you die. But if you"re two times better at everything, it means your organs and body parts will last twice as long so you'll live the same amount

PlayMoreGames9 years ago

Except you are twice as good at living. So you're fine!

Gorflop7 years ago

I get 2x better at living so i get better at everything including living so my lifespan stays the same

so.what.am.i.doing.here.9 years ago

two times better at living

ShadowfangTC8 years ago

I'm two times better at everything. This means I am also two times better at living. Therefore, I only live as long as I should have initially due to the downside :)

Hungry Dem0n YT9 years ago

Everything includes getting older I would be twice as good at getting older... would I get older faster?

nigga6910 months ago

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JFM5 years ago

I see no upsides, 0 x 2 = 0

KyanG78 years ago

Everything is better at living. LOOPHOLE!

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