Will You Press The Button?

mpregtruther2 months ago

well

EPl_Go9 years ago

Hey I pressed a bitton for infinite life a minute ago so i live just a half eternity? Great :D

mpregtruther2 months ago

I really wish you weren't alive rn

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MNITIMMY9 years ago

Two times better at living!

elvinja8 years ago

STOP STEALING MY WORDS EVERYONE...le

Ritty8 years ago

I'm 2x as good at figuring how to live forever

NiftyChibi7 years ago

2 x 0 = 0

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

I'm now two times better at living, meaning I will live a normal life.

Polypoo4 years ago

No downside

DenGC4 years ago

two times better at staying alive

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

I want to live

UserOfName8 years ago

2 times better at not dying? Or 2 times faster so you can finish everything in just half life?

Yosherstrudal9 years ago

Boi what's wrong with this?!

Zoomergal8 years ago

Fuck you.

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EmojiMojiGames555 years ago

Loophole. Find out how to live forever :/

Lostsoul13139 years ago

I'm two times better at living... So my mortality rate increases by two. But downside - only live half as long so I'm back to my original mortality rate.

Venyos7 years ago

what the fuck"s the POINT then? also how do I make a button?

Venyos7 years ago

Thank you! Time to write "you get to be a dragon" a million times!

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Alan72 months ago

I won't waste my life

Gaboseries7 years ago

I'm better a staying alive

winterfrost9 years ago

yolo amirite

SamBaum8 years ago

really nobody knows how long ill live i could die tomarrow so whatever

Hyltran4 years ago

I’m starting to get really tired of all these far fetched lop holes 🕳 and a can’t believe that so many people like them. And by the way if provisions buttons apply to every button you press you then I’m dead ☠️ bye bye suckers 👋

Catodog_thor7 years ago

Quality not quantity. Your life will be a happy one, so it won't matter when you die. But if you"re two times better at everything, it means your organs and body parts will last twice as long so you'll live the same amount

PlayMoreGames8 years ago

Except you are twice as good at living. So you're fine!

Gorflop7 years ago

I get 2x better at living so i get better at everything including living so my lifespan stays the same

so.what.am.i.doing.here.9 years ago

two times better at living

Hungry Dem0n YT9 years ago

Everything includes getting older I would be twice as good at getting older... would I get older faster?

nigga699 months ago

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ShadowfangTC8 years ago

I'm two times better at everything. This means I am also two times better at living. Therefore, I only live as long as I should have initially due to the downside :)

JFM5 years ago

I see no upsides, 0 x 2 = 0

KyanG78 years ago

Everything is better at living. LOOPHOLE!

gilT9 years ago

Well than I'm better at living. Half a life times two equals a full life. SIMPLE

Bobcob6667 years ago

High up in the North in the land called Svithjod, there stands a rock. It is a hundred miles high and a hundred miles wide. Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak. When the rock has thus been worn away, then a single day of eternity will have gone by.as

BloodRedRose7 years ago

Who wants immortality? And not living for long is great; half the taxes and bills and working in a miserable dead-end job. Yaaay.

SexyPandaSoldier9 years ago

But what if I currently am lets say 98% efficient at prolonging my lifetime by living healthy.. would i then not live 196% of my possible lifetime times 0,5 and return to basically my own lifetime?.. just hypothetically.. I´d definitely would life slighly ...[Show full comment]

Dartanman8 years ago

I am now two times better at living one life, so... living two lives. Live half as long, great. One life.

Frey3 years ago

get a two times as good life span

minecraftpro20508 years ago

Im perfect kick it

BernardoDuarte7 years ago

Ahh no downside

CombativeGoal483397 years ago

#Reality

FattyTheFat9 years ago

So I get to be twice as good at being twice as good at being twice as good at being twice as good at...(etc.) So I can be infinitely better at everything including living longer right? Complex loopholes all the way!