50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of an afterlife
but
50% chance the button makes you eternal and happy
I will not


ChanceMannor7 years ago
Damn it didn't work

Adam Bech Harms11 years ago
Congrats! If you are reading this you are eternal and happy!

silly_gooberlast year
sorry but my name isnt eternal and happy!
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Fedxftw7 years ago
No after life is good. Only about 100k people go to heaven read apocalipse in the bible im not christian and i know more about it than most chritians

TigerKingTundra3 months ago
I don't think you know the Bible more than Christians if you don't know how to spell Christians.
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Amity_Rawr7 years ago
Yaaaaay I'm alive!!

WBGrock8 years ago
Flipped Coin... Dead.

Bigsharkdad7 years ago
That"s why I picked the button

Panifex6 years ago
It"s supposed to be upside first unless you"re suicidal

Nerdkind6 years ago
Buttons can't kill. At least this one can't.

Gracicorn157 years ago
I'm eternal and happy! ^_^

James Scott11 years ago
This is probably the best "Will you press the button" Ive seen on here. Other than "You can fly BUT only feet first."

WordFilelast year
Bro that"s funny as shit
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TheNensy7 years ago
Im sure that i will be the 50% who died...

Pandamaken7 years ago
This has no downsidd id be happy either way

GamerWatchYT7 years ago
Im Alive!!!!!!!

GottaPoint7 years ago
Just go look at Ho-Oh already.

gabbo verde 8 years ago
Guess the button doesn't work :^)

lman1639 years ago
agreed

Jared Loussier11 years ago
No afterlife means no hell either sooo...

ItsCatBreadYT3 years ago
I'm an arthiest so I don't believe in hell or heaven
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Mark Kent11 years ago
i like those 50/50 odds

Eliasson Koffe11 years ago
I would hate being eternal

marcuitos8 years ago
you wrote that so you are eternal cuz you aren't dead
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JerilynCrespo7 years ago
THAT"S A WIN/WIN SITUATION

CallMeYourßæ9 years ago
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sonicj018 years ago
upside?????

Holy8 years ago
Holy WillYouPressTheButton?.com You have pressed the button! 25097 (55%) people have pressed this button, while 20549 (45%) did not. Did you enjoy this dillemma? Like or Dislike 50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of ...[Show full comment]

mega girl8 years ago
errrrrrrrrrrr

Darkthruster8 years ago
I hope people realise that if you're eternal and happy constantly, you will be happy about everything including seeing everyone die. You will literally be no longer you unless you're some psychotic maniac that enjoys seeing people die. You will also enjoy ...[Show full comment]

Tap9The9Toaster8 years ago
Who says im NOT crazy? HA HAHAHAH HAHAHHA AHAHAH AH AHA A A HAHAHAHA
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TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

dommy2468 years ago
Word what's the question

reactiontimefan7 years ago
I'm alive too!

mastertmf9 years ago
ILL TAKE THOSE ODDS

illuminatiunconfirmed5 years ago
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

aserk9 years ago
What if u pess I will not

OsisiZZ7 years ago
Win win, no downside

Daniel Tickner11 years ago
You lied to me

ShadowfangTC8 years ago
With my luck, it's like saying 100% chance of becoming eternal and happy.

CheapSheep8 years ago
Either way would make me happy...

Nathaispogiinreallife6 years ago
im alive boiiiiii

mecut29 years ago
dont play it

THX_11383 months ago
being eternal seems boring :/

Duckz698 years ago
Im alive.

bobthebogan7 years ago
well im dead

vorpike9 years ago
do it near the end of my life, at least i had life

plazmafighter8 years ago
fliped 5 times got 3 i live 2 i die...I WIN AT LIFE!!!!

dcicio710 years ago
wont miss what i cant remember

Tmpancakes8 years ago
What if no press? I like this question.

Arielle3 years ago
It kills me with ads XD

mini_meg8 years ago
don't want to die, don't want to live eternaly

badkingofcool8 years ago
I survived

Babo Dragon6 years ago
i am ded, not big surprise

Holly_9 years ago
So no afterlife, that means you live in the before life which means you still live, buy your hurt... OK, not eternally, so that's the good part. *slams button*

Willoeb1237 years ago
Well umm, this is basically real life anyway

Bojidar Lazarov11 years ago
Meh est happy now :)

RadioChick7 years ago
Im alive! ALIVE!!!!!!
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