50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of an afterlife
but
50% chance the button makes you eternal and happy
I will not


ChanceMannor8 years ago
Damn it didn't work

Adam Bech Harms12 years ago
Congrats! If you are reading this you are eternal and happy!

silly_goober2 years ago
sorry but my name isnt eternal and happy!
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Fedxftw8 years ago
No after life is good. Only about 100k people go to heaven read apocalipse in the bible im not christian and i know more about it than most chritians

TigerKingTundralast year
I don't think you know the Bible more than Christians if you don't know how to spell Christians.
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Amity_Rawr8 years ago
Yaaaaay I'm alive!!

WBGrock9 years ago
Flipped Coin... Dead.

Bigsharkdad8 years ago
That"s why I picked the button

James Scott12 years ago
This is probably the best "Will you press the button" Ive seen on here. Other than "You can fly BUT only feet first."

WordFile2 years ago
Bro that"s funny as shit
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Panifex7 years ago
It"s supposed to be upside first unless you"re suicidal

Nerdkind7 years ago
Buttons can't kill. At least this one can't.

Gracicorn158 years ago
I'm eternal and happy! ^_^

TheNensy8 years ago
Im sure that i will be the 50% who died...

Pandamaken8 years ago
This has no downsidd id be happy either way

GamerWatchYT8 years ago
Im Alive!!!!!!!

GottaPoint8 years ago
Just go look at Ho-Oh already.

gabbo verde 9 years ago
Guess the button doesn't work :^)

lman1639 years ago
agreed

Jared Loussier12 years ago
No afterlife means no hell either sooo...

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
I'm an arthiest so I don't believe in hell or heaven
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Mark Kent12 years ago
i like those 50/50 odds

Eliasson Koffe12 years ago
I would hate being eternal

marcuitos9 years ago
you wrote that so you are eternal cuz you aren't dead
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FF Gaming9 years ago
I would do it for the dying part,but i live... FOREVER.Thats not good

Andy28 years ago
I still pressed no dumb button.

jona311p9 years ago
ill just not press this button then? I mean 50 change eh?

Sideways7 years ago
Already depressed

VenomQuill9 years ago
I would hate to be eternal. I mean, being happy and eternal are two different things and are a sort of contradiction. How would you be happy if everyone you know and loved died of old age while you stay the same age? Besides that, with my luck, I'd die painfully with no afterlife.

fartmaster100011 months ago
Would. Either way I don't have to go to work tomorrow

Holy9 years ago
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wings.10 years ago
Sone im already suicidal this is perdect for me

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
50/50 chance *presses Button and dies

GGuy123459 years ago
and 100 percent chance it does nothing.

DoctorJohCoy10 years ago
i am crazy, so let's do this

tardysauce9 years ago
Just wait til you're super old and press the button

DontPressButton8 years ago
Well. I'm still alive, but I don't feel happy or eternal. Whatevs

Miranda Maurin12 years ago
Not worth it. I don't want to be immortal. No upside.

Cormac Beirne9 years ago
I'm still alive... Woohoo!

Lyrixx6 years ago
Life is already killing me painfully so why not

Aldith Pokes9 years ago
Not taking the risk... Anyone else with me?

Scarletrose24 days ago
Doug. Hakari. D'arby. And the one that has granted me all of life's blessings - Larry. Grant me your luck, ONE LAST TIME!

Holy9 years ago
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Daniwolf7 years ago
Fuck I died

blahfive069 years ago
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Coolgamergirl9 years ago
I used a name picker, and I'm still alive! Yes!

Exotic-Butters8 years ago
I might not get to go to starclan? ;-;

PurplePeopleEater10 years ago
Not worth the risk

wolfspirit267119 years ago
IM DIED

WORLDPOKElast year
Bro fucking tossing a coin for either dying or eternal life

marcuitos9 years ago
i pressed it and i'm writing this so extreme happyness for eternity for me

mega girl9 years ago
55 good or am i dead

Cool-Boy-429095 years ago
yay

I'm a Noodler9 years ago
so...i cant put my thought into words....

Cheeseman8 years ago
#SURVIVOR

Maggie11 years ago
I like to live dangerously.
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