50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of an afterlife
but
50% chance the button makes you eternal and happy
I will not

fggggg last year
A 50% probability is actually a 100% probability

Adam Bech Harms 13 years ago
Congrats! If you are reading this you are eternal and happy!

silly_goober 3 years ago
sorry but my name isnt eternal and happy!
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ChanceMannor 9 years ago
Damn it didn't work

Fedxftw 10 years ago
No after life is good. Only about 100k people go to heaven read apocalipse in the bible im not christian and i know more about it than most chritians

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago
I don't think you know the Bible more than Christians if you don't know how to spell Christians.
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Amity_Rawr 10 years ago
Yaaaaay I'm alive!!

James Scott 13 years ago
This is probably the best "Will you press the button" Ive seen on here. Other than "You can fly BUT only feet first."

WordFile 3 years ago
Bro that"s funny as shit
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Flipped Coin... Dead.

Bigsharkdad 9 years ago
That"s why I picked the button

Panifex 9 years ago
It"s supposed to be upside first unless you"re suicidal

Nerdkind 9 years ago
Buttons can't kill. At least this one can't.

Gracicorn15 9 years ago
I'm eternal and happy! ^_^

TheNensy 9 years ago
Im sure that i will be the 50% who died...

Pandamaken 9 years ago
This has no downsidd id be happy either way

GamerWatchYT 9 years ago
Im Alive!!!!!!!

GottaPoint 10 years ago
Just go look at Ho-Oh already.

gabbo verde 11 years ago
Guess the button doesn't work :^)

lman163 11 years ago
agreed

Jared Loussier 13 years ago
No afterlife means no hell either sooo...

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
I'm an arthiest so I don't believe in hell or heaven
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Mark Kent 13 years ago
i like those 50/50 odds

Eliasson Koffe 13 years ago
I would hate being eternal

marcuitos 11 years ago
you wrote that so you are eternal cuz you aren't dead
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Last_teen_360gamer 11 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

_Mangle_Fox_ 11 years ago
I'M DEAD NUUUUUU!!! #-#!

ExoGaming 7 years ago
Win win situation

Klarix 11 years ago
Yetno one can make a 50/50 out of this result.

RealJs 2 years ago
how do you know which one you got?

Holy 11 years ago
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legakeir575 10 years ago
I'm not feeling lucky like my life worst enough

GGC2000 9 years ago
I win in both ways

TheFablousKilljoy 11 years ago
Ima dead

bigblackdude 11 years ago
why am I here im dead

Scoutery 4 years ago
Its a win win , either end the suffering or become happy XD

Nyan boy/noobslayer 11 years ago
Not taken any chances

Last_teen_360gamer 11 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

fripon 11 years ago
flipped a coin I died..... THANKS ALOT

FrankenJammer 6 years ago
55% of people willing to bet their life on a coin toss?

Sideways 8 years ago
Already depressed

FF Gaming 11 years ago
I would do it for the dying part,but i live... FOREVER.Thats not good

Andy2 10 years ago
I still pressed no dumb button.

Last_teen_360gamer 11 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

jona311p 11 years ago
ill just not press this button then? I mean 50 change eh?

VenomQuill 10 years ago
I would hate to be eternal. I mean, being happy and eternal are two different things and are a sort of contradiction. How would you be happy if everyone you know and loved died of old age while you stay the same age? Besides that, with my luck, I'd die painfully with no afterlife.

fartmaster1000 2 years ago
Would. Either way I don't have to go to work tomorrow

Holy 11 years ago
Holy WillYouPressTheButton?.com You have pressed the button! 25097 (55%) people have pressed this button, while 20549 (45%) did not. Did you enjoy this dillemma? Like or Dislike 50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of ... [Show full comment]

wings. 11 years ago
Sone im already suicidal this is perdect for me

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
50/50 chance *presses Button and dies

GGuy12345 11 years ago
and 100 percent chance it does nothing.

DoctorJohCoy 12 years ago
i am crazy, so let's do this

Last_teen_360gamer 11 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

tardysauce 11 years ago
Just wait til you're super old and press the button

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Well. I'm still alive, but I don't feel happy or eternal. Whatevs

Miranda Maurin 13 years ago
Not worth it. I don't want to be immortal. No upside.
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