You only need to take a shit once a month
but
You must climb a tree and shit like a bird every time
I will not


Maharid9 months ago
Buy a bonsai, sit on the toilet and put a feet on it,

oldnotweak10 years ago
DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND!!!!!

Rhinorulz8 years ago
Not only yes, but I'll wear the world"s most realistic bird costume while doing so.

Conner Wolf12 years ago
I'd love to do that, just go to the highway and shit on random cars

MrElliott2T7 years ago
I Already Do That
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BewareMyDeathNote10 years ago
That would be amazing. Hide in someone you hate's tree and drop a load on them when they come out of their house.

Mishno8 years ago
What if you dont give a shit?

Bill Cipher1239 years ago
I'LL SHIT ON ALL THE CARS LIKE A MINIGUN. HAHA

connorbowman10 years ago
pay back birds

Anonumous7 years ago
Sure go on the highway and poo on my teacher"s car once a moth souds great! Sign me up!! (My teacher is actually really nice, it is just for laghs)

Silverhawk_20188 years ago
Time for my revenge birds >:)

Rowly8 years ago
Only shit once a month anyway :)

Acenio9 years ago
Ya but did ya think of da wintah? ... wait the tree could be in ur bathroom. LOOPHOLE FOUND!

XardeTheWarlord7 years ago
How the hell is a tree gonna be im ur bathroom

ronarprfct10 years ago
Time gained equals win. Less toilet paper expenditure.

John Doe10 years ago
I'd poop in my enemy's yard when nobody is home there. Lol!

VladieBadie10 years ago
Worth it.

fuckofof10 years ago
i can shit on my fucking enemy face!!

George Charles12 years ago
Dude fuck yeah

DragonQuest8FTW7 years ago
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Mitch Falleni12 years ago
ka kaaaaaa bitch then go shiting on cars

Michael Hecox12 years ago
CAW CAW!

Jason Dittmann12 years ago
I basically only shit once a month anyway

Slyde9 years ago
Ca caw, my friends, Ca caw.

yaboichips4 years ago
ME LIKE SHITTING ON CARS LMAO

Dhawan63010 years ago
Who doesn't like to shit , shit is love shit is life 😂😂

Scrudgiegamer8 years ago
eh..

- X- ander9 years ago
Whats the downside

Arsenal_girl 10 years ago
Shit on random ppl I hate!

gbubs17 years ago
I'll just have a sapling in a pot in my bathroom

Dead wolf9 years ago
FUCK YOU JIM

OtakuFeels10 years ago
That's what privacy fences are for, right?

lilej8 years ago
I love to shit anyway sooo...

Sillybilly10 years ago
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CharaEatsToast8 years ago
I AM A BIRD . u .

Vychron9 years ago
it already takes a month until i need to take a dump, so why would i press?

KrakovHjrta8 years ago
My apple tree would die 😐 🍎=☠️

Sir Derppington9 years ago
What's the downside?

Beopn7 years ago
Wait ubrilliant night when everyone is asleep

Gaywolfboy9910 years ago
Who wouldn't want to shit on people XD

runegod2711 years ago
No downside.

THE JEFFMAN9 years ago
"Shit" thats messed up

PepeTheWow8 years ago
sounds like my life anyways. why not?

ColdParkerPlays9 years ago
Just have a foot on a puny bonzai tree on the toilet! #Exploits

mart10 years ago
i like taking a shit or is it just me

Unicorn32149 years ago
I dont understand the stupids questions

AyupFolks3 years ago
YES

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Isaiah__B8 years ago
What"s the downside to this?

Mike90907 years ago
Is it creepy that I find it satisfying to take a shit sometimes?

Mookichan10 years ago
I want to shit on people from a high place, therefore they cannot catch me. -3-

abcedarian9 years ago
just decorate your toilet like a tree

KrakovHjrta8 years ago
It have to be a tree. Not something that looks like one

omega flowey10 years ago
I wuold shit on my brother
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