You only need to take a shit once a month
but
You must climb a tree and shit like a bird every time
I will not


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Maharid 2 years ago
Buy a bonsai, sit on the toilet and put a feet on it,

retromadden32 last year
LOL

oldnotweak 12 years ago
DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND!!!!!

Rhinorulz 9 years ago
Not only yes, but I'll wear the world"s most realistic bird costume while doing so.

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
I'd love to do that, just go to the highway and shit on random cars

MrElliott2T 8 years ago
I Already Do That
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Bill Cipher123 11 years ago
I'LL SHIT ON ALL THE CARS LIKE A MINIGUN. HAHA

BewareMyDeathNote 11 years ago
That would be amazing. Hide in someone you hate's tree and drop a load on them when they come out of their house.

Mishno 10 years ago
What if you dont give a shit?

connorbowman 11 years ago
pay back birds

Anonumous 9 years ago
Sure go on the highway and poo on my teacher"s car once a moth souds great! Sign me up!! (My teacher is actually really nice, it is just for laghs)

Silverhawk_2018 9 years ago
Time for my revenge birds >:)

Rowly 10 years ago
Only shit once a month anyway :)

Acenio 10 years ago
Ya but did ya think of da wintah? ... wait the tree could be in ur bathroom. LOOPHOLE FOUND!

XardeTheWarlord 8 years ago
How the hell is a tree gonna be im ur bathroom

ronarprfct 11 years ago
Time gained equals win. Less toilet paper expenditure.

John Doe 11 years ago
I'd poop in my enemy's yard when nobody is home there. Lol!

VladieBadie 12 years ago
Worth it.

fuckofof 12 years ago
i can shit on my fucking enemy face!!

George Charles 13 years ago
Dude fuck yeah

DragonQuest8FTW 8 years ago
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Mitch Falleni 13 years ago
ka kaaaaaa bitch then go shiting on cars

Jason Dittmann 13 years ago
I basically only shit once a month anyway

Michael Hecox 13 years ago
CAW CAW!

omega flowey 11 years ago
I wuold shit on my brother

Mike9090 9 years ago
Is it creepy that I find it satisfying to take a shit sometimes?

Mookichan 12 years ago
I want to shit on people from a high place, therefore they cannot catch me. -3-

abcedarian 10 years ago
just decorate your toilet like a tree

KrakovHjrta 10 years ago
It have to be a tree. Not something that looks like one

SpoopyMcSpoop 10 years ago
That would be really fun

Gtalover43 11 years ago
You'd have to shit in a tree then it would stink

TemmieArmor 11 years ago
Win-win.

PurpleManGaming2017 3 months ago
Upside???

PistolWolfInsane 11 years ago
YUAP XD

EllaYuyang22 9 years ago
Ummmmm........... this is SOOOO random!

Yodelahoo 8 years ago
I see no downside

Sylica_Telca 10 years ago
Hahaha worth it

CraftE04 11 years ago
MY DREAMS WILL ALL COME TRUE! MURICA!

Username69 10 years ago
Grow a small Japanese tree over the toilet.

chris ain't dat good 11 years ago
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LevinKiss 9 years ago
Don't judge me but pooping is kind of a good feeling cuz all the pressure gets released...

Microsoft Firewall 12 years ago
Being realistic about this, is it really that bad to take a shit?

SassyBella 11 years ago
IM A BIRDIE.

Flamingsnowball 9 years ago
If you really want you could name your toilet a tree

Jared Murphy 13 years ago
...I already do this. Is there a problem?

opisfahgot 11 years ago
What's the downside?

old-basment-taco 10 years ago
save a lot of time through the year and then pick your target! who deserves being shit on !?! simple

0reo 11 years ago
Bonsai tree :3

Dumb_Spider_13 5 years ago
Aight bet

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
What's the downside here? That would be amazing. Once a month, if I am perfectly...

DanTDM 11 years ago
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JW 9 years ago
Oh im not the monkey!!!!!

RohanNarula 9 years ago
Good luck getting a girlfriend then

Serwan On Acid 13 years ago
It works ?!?!

Drako816 10 years ago
I'ts just cool
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