Will You Press The Button?

TheR1zzmanlast month

What if i gave the person something that only SOUNDS like a Language, but actually means nothing.

iiSailor9 years ago

GOOGLE. FUCKING. TRANSLATE.

Serano7 years ago

IS MY BEST FRIEND

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Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i can get a recorder and play in all languages the words "please don't ask me to translate"

PAWPatrolFanatic7 years ago

LOL

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jkmc12059 years ago

Just make them pay you to do it.

Dovahkiin698 years ago

Nah you have to even if they refuse

ygsdyg12b8dq8 years ago

I'll roam around with a gun and if anyone asks me to translate the gun will come in handy

BliZZardGamibg7 years ago

Hello Hitler

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No Rng At All9 years ago

1MILLON FOR EACH TRANSLATION. NO?....NO?....K

Axys9 years ago

Never said you need the right translation

Kittenlover1017 years ago

You are a fucking genius

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

But u don't need me u have google

GlutNy7 years ago

But what if it"s saying you ARE Google Translate now?

Catswithyarn9 years ago

Yay! Now I can sing Hatsune Miku in a really high voice and annoy all my friends

BadBanana693 years ago

send help

Krusek8 years ago

I"d keep mistranslating it so they think I am even less reliable than google translate so they would stop asking.

Sean_Fields8 years ago

I would make them pay.

SuperGerman8 years ago

Ill charge them and make a business of translators

ZenifiedPanda8 years ago

I would just say f#ck in every language to them

Catswithyarn9 years ago

Yay! Now I can actually READ Japanese!

OAON3L59 years ago

I will charge them $1,000,000 every time, so not everyone can pay for it. And i'll be freaking rich!

WaltzGaming7 years ago

Who, would travel a long distance to me, instead of using an online translator?

InfiniteDeath8269 years ago

sure bud just pay the rent

Kitsu19898 years ago

Most people won't ask you to translate anything unless they really need it as most people don't want to be annoying

Easy solution9 years ago

I wouldnt help them xD

CrystalDove9 years ago

Waterghosteus, it doesn't say when ;)

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ShyExtrovertArtist4 years ago

It never said you had to give them the RIGHT translation, you just have to translated stuff. Give them the wrong translation, and sooner or later no one will ask you anymore, unless you"re getting paid.

Mai-chan8 years ago

Everyone in the world? I doubt someone in China would fly all the way over here to ask, "What does this poster say?"

grene dae9 years ago

I hate humans too much to press that button

DomZ1279 years ago

Just Dont tell them

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Just cuss everyone out with dead languages. They’ll assume it’s the translation and be on their way

Antichristlast year

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katsumi277 years ago

That’s how translators make money.

Rosane8 years ago

I don it o ready haha farty ha

LiamCampbell8 years ago

i can be famous

rexafun129 years ago

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Kittenlover1018 years ago

Shutttt it.

coolerdogpond12last year

help guys i turned invisible in one question and I don't know when i'll tuyrn back. pls help!!!!!11!!!!

Angelwarrior929 years ago

Where is my money first?

Foxthefool5 years ago

oh yeah time to be a translator

AnyaSingh7 years ago

And Why would i reject them?

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago

I"d make a fortune as a translator!

tdhm20049 years ago

I get it all the time

MemeRaiderRandomName8 years ago

This will drive me INSANE.

somethinsomethin7 years ago

I can ask for money or favors from them

miniongirly9 years ago

i could get paid tho

Axjaw4 years ago

I'll be the better translater on the world and be very rich :)

Litsquadpizza8 years ago

Murder everyone

Menardas-reply-and-post7 years ago

Just hide when not asked It"s so simple

Jethro The Red Scarf8 years ago

I never leave my room, so if people somehow asked me, I"d call the police

IHasDonutzPebble9 years ago

Problem : Transalte My Word Plssss You: Oh No! Solution? Solution: Go To Google Translator Then Mission Accomplished XD , IHasDonutzPebble

titodickdickmanbaby8 years ago

I'll make them pay for me to translate, no downside

GlutNy7 years ago

*ties mouth up with cloth*

meatloave12 months ago

I will translate 1 document per day, there are 2,000 people with documents? Bidding starts at 100$ You MUST have your document today? Well, make sure your bid is highest.

AndreaCristinaZambranoRamrez8 years ago

Solo digo q me olvide y ya!

grimcrestthefox9 years ago

whats the downside? I love to help people ^_^

flzzzzy4 years ago

every language means *every language* depending on how far this goes, which from the wording can be very far, i can understand all programming languages, ancient languages, body language, possibly the language of *the universe* if i wanted to.

InfernalDevices9 years ago

I would translate it but add in wrong words just to screw them over

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Just "translate it" to "go fuck yourself" in the language that they want

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