Will You Press The Button?

iiSailor 10 years ago

GOOGLE. FUCKING. TRANSLATE.

Serano 8 years ago

IS MY BEST FRIEND

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TheR1zzman last year

What if i gave the person something that only SOUNDS like a Language, but actually means nothing.

JonathanBlow 11 days ago

Hello you have a nice profifle picture. Play my video games

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Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i can get a recorder and play in all languages the words "please don't ask me to translate"

PAWPatrolFanatic 9 years ago

LOL

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

Just make them pay you to do it.

Dovahkiin69 10 years ago

Nah you have to even if they refuse

ygsdyg12b8dq 10 years ago

I'll roam around with a gun and if anyone asks me to translate the gun will come in handy

BliZZardGamibg 9 years ago

Hello Hitler

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No Rng At All 10 years ago

1MILLON FOR EACH TRANSLATION. NO?....NO?....K

Axys 10 years ago

Never said you need the right translation

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

You are a fucking genius

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

But u don't need me u have google

GlutNy 9 years ago

But what if it"s saying you ARE Google Translate now?

Catswithyarn 10 years ago

Yay! Now I can sing Hatsune Miku in a really high voice and annoy all my friends

BadBanana69 4 years ago

send help

Krusek 9 years ago

I"d keep mistranslating it so they think I am even less reliable than google translate so they would stop asking.

ZenifiedPanda 9 years ago

I would just say f#ck in every language to them

Catswithyarn 10 years ago

Yay! Now I can actually READ Japanese!

OAON3L5 10 years ago

I will charge them $1,000,000 every time, so not everyone can pay for it. And i'll be freaking rich!

WaltzGaming 9 years ago

Who, would travel a long distance to me, instead of using an online translator?

Sean_Fields 9 years ago

I would make them pay.

SuperGerman 9 years ago

Ill charge them and make a business of translators

InfiniteDeath826 10 years ago

sure bud just pay the rent

Kitsu1989 10 years ago

Most people won't ask you to translate anything unless they really need it as most people don't want to be annoying

Easy solution 10 years ago

I wouldnt help them xD

CrystalDove 10 years ago

Waterghosteus, it doesn't say when ;)

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InfernalDevices 10 years ago

I would translate it but add in wrong words just to screw them over

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

Just "translate it" to "go fuck yourself" in the language that they want

killerfoxys 9 years ago

just get on TV and say DONT ASK ME TO TRANSLATE AND AFTER THAT THEY GET ROASTED SO THEY CAN JUST fricken SHOO

TeamAwesomeness 10 years ago

you didn't say that i couldn't sub anime.

FoxyFromOnePiece 5 months ago

I don't mind helping people!! Especially my crew, the Foxy Pirates!!!! Fuehfehfehfeh!!!!!!!!

StarTheDragon 10 years ago

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Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Shutttt it.

Wonter 5 years ago

will nott

boopidybopidy 9 years ago

U earn lots of money be famous for it.

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago

Stick up middle finger ðŸ–•

OliverBlack11 7 years ago

Just became a translator and get paid for it

Pokefan123 9 years ago

So wut. I was born a good person

jacksforehead 8 years ago

Dude google translate exists.

beefjerkyzxz 10 years ago

Pfffffttttt I'll just publicly murder everyone who asks me! Problem solved!

N1ggaBalls 2 years ago

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FireyDeath4 9 years ago

To start with, your brain can only store five petabytes of memory, so knowing every valid in any area word of every language, prefix and suffix - be it in the dictionary or not - and every gesture, bodily sign and emotion, in every language, human or not -... [Show full comment]

FireyDeath4 9 years ago

Also, what about if a language doesn't have such words, so you"d have to teach them?

ReadsTooMuch 6 years ago

I"d go all C3-PO on them.

Mai-chan 9 years ago

Every time someone asks me, I'll give them a crappy answer. Person: what does this mean? Me: it means... something in another language. Now leave me alone.

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

screw with people by saying complete nonsense to them

celiagold 9 years ago

It says you KNOW every language not that you can speak it. So yeah, by that logic I know all the languages because I know their names, there is German, English, Esperanto, Quechua, Arabic, etc but I only speak Spanish and English. LOOPHOLES BAM!!!