Will You Press The Button?

Forever Alone9 years ago

Find evidence against him and get him arrested

Manu25048 years ago

If my parents (old people) were dying for some illness or accident I let the guy kills them not to let them suffer.

bxballer9 years ago

NO I LOVE MY PARENTS

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

This has Batman written all over it.

AF7 years ago

Not every time it said that your patents will be killed its Batman.

Ray28G9 years ago

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radmad9 years ago

but he could harm you?? child protective services?

Qwertyuiopzxcvbnm7 years ago

I would press the button if my parents were Deadpool

D_YellowMadness2 months ago

What?

Kinji Wiegand12 years ago

Please be Deadpool

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago

It isn’t but Deadpool is awesome.

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--------7 years ago

Kill your parents in front of a mirror, adopt an animal name you. Problem solved

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

Am allowed to chose which of my parents or would it be all of them? Also you could simply investigate said person and have the thrown into prison, never having to deal with them again.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Lock him in a dungeon as that isn't harming him instead he will be left alone forever without food. >B)

Polarize21128 years ago

I would hire a bounty Hunter #loopholes

Manu25048 years ago

BATMAAAAAANNNNNN I LOVED THIS QUESTION

lilyanna9 years ago

WHAT. THE.HECK

CrazyZebra9 years ago

But I am a crazy zebra! I can do anything I want!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

U are very crazy my friend

Mark Slocum12 years ago

It doesn't say anything about whether or not a bullet, Knife, or explosion can harm him. Tie him up, lock him in the trunk of your car, strap some c4 to it and roll it into a ravine.

InfernoBlaze 9 years ago

Just kill him innocently, like lock him in a room and don't give him any food or water, technically that's his BODT giving him harm

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Jonathan Dufour12 years ago

IM BATMAN

Samantha LeStrange12 years ago

This was a batman reference until the second half of that sentence...

Ian Grow12 years ago

Is this parallel world Batman?

EN3RGY6 years ago

What if they were killed by a hot woman

pil5558 years ago

just run away and become homeless and get adopted again with some nice parents

Live to die10 years ago

So!?! If they get cancer or something I can watch them suffer or have someone else kill them. I mean I'm already an orphan aren't I?

valeriejam AJ9 years ago

what if he rapes u...............................

GeminiDivina8 years ago

Sherlock, is that you?

slutofthefandoms11 years ago

Downside reminds me kinda of series of unfortunate events.

yo brother9 years ago

Doesnt say i cant hire a hitman does it ðŸ˜Ž

Macoroni7 years ago

Parents first

So sufistic8ed9 years ago

My names jeff

Selmar Koning12 years ago

here is the solution: hire somebody to kill him

235x0last year

Even if you tame me You Cannot Stop me

krillin_senpai10 years ago

so batman? #batmanislamfao

Sif1338 years ago

I don't wanna be a detective anyways...

ColeIsdaboss8 years ago

Why would I press that? That"s literally motivation to kill myself.

UnforgivenGamer10 years ago

Wait what if you kill the murderers parents which means you can get back at him

hahaha229 years ago

I don't even like my family very much

Bekfastking1544 years ago

No! My dad yes not my mum

regenbogending10 years ago

i want to be sherlock, sorry mom

Lokaghost9 years ago

I WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS PRESS THIS F*KING BUTTON!!!!!!!!

Boltscorpiolite_The_Werewolf8 years ago

*Sans rules*

KidAstronomical7 years ago

DANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAAN

Gamekid0089 years ago

I'm Batman, bitch! ALFRED YOU BASTARD

Jacksac8 years ago

Sounds like the plot for the next avengers movie.

the_fat_bro9 years ago

If you kill a killer the same amount of killers are still in the world, so in other words don't stop at one.

Hoshuah7 years ago

Sounds almost like Batman

creepershane10 years ago

Fuck no I like my mother alive thank u very much

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD8 years ago

Upside? Like I"d want to be a detective anyway.. I could risk dying, losing my parents, AND get adopted my some mad, delusional killer? I don't think so thank you very much.

Mercervirus2.011 years ago

get the evidence to convict him

Incoherentpickle8 years ago

Sounds like cable

Chrono10 years ago

It never said that you had to protect him

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx9 years ago

ALPACA

Centrífuga4 years ago

L from death note

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