You can beat anybody at anything
but
Your name becomes assface
I will not


pegleg9 years ago
just go get a legal name change

BobFaceASDF8 years ago
No need XD
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JimiTTB9 years ago
But that means I can't beat people at having a more appropriate name.

GarrettApplegate8 years ago
Even if it became the most appropriate name... How would you beat someone at having the most INNAPPROPRIATE name???
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gamingcrisis9 years ago
change ur name

Joann Magali Carrizales Duarte12 years ago
IMAGINE HOW MAD THE PERSON ON THE LOSING SIDE WOULD BE "I JUST LOST TO ASSFACE"

Dankmemes418 years ago
Lmao
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Nick Furry9 years ago
If you could beat anyone at anything you could eventually dominate the world and give death penalties to anyone who made fun of your name

Gabrysiovic 9 years ago
You ok?

jackeyboy9 years ago
Downside?😄

loophole finder9 years ago
Beat everyone in the country in the powerball, Go to vegas and win sume huge ass bets and change your name back

KareBearEXO9 years ago
swag, man

Andrew James Polak12 years ago
Gimme a year and "assface" would become a compliment.

Master Fisher9 years ago
yeah assface would be the funniest compliment XD

Slayer225219 years ago
I beat everybody to having an awesome name

kawaikittykat9 years ago
alright.. just dont tell anyone that its not your real name..

TrueDrew9 years ago
Hey, If I always made my team win, hello professional sports!

alexriveraced7 years ago
Congratulations! What"s your name, talented kiddo? "My name is assface! :D"

UGANDANBRUDA7 years ago
Lol just lol

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
You’ll eventually forget it was even an insult and start taking it as a compliment

Kittenlover1018 years ago
*Beats trump at being the greatest president ever* #notatrumpsupporter

TheMultimention8 years ago
Legally change your name back. Done

Fierceclaws8 years ago
You can just change it back

Ironmaster5318 years ago
So, I make infinite money off videogame championships

TheManWhoSpeeksInHands8 years ago
Yes so much

Ties20038 years ago
Just use aan fake name

LNDIBGF9 years ago
You could always go by your middle name or a nick name.

socks2228 years ago
hell ya

Cyros9 years ago
i feel like the rival in Pokemon...

TheUglyTrash7 years ago
-Now what’s his name again? -Assface -What? -Your grandson’s name is Assface
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Rarizer9 years ago
Lol rn downside asaface is an awesome name

Warick Horsburgh12 years ago
Easy, make a bet, win the bet and then change your name.

box2833383444537 years ago
i be a good an anything

ScorpionloverXx 3329 years ago
Hi my name is Assface.

Angel-Wing8 years ago
I"d give myself a nickname: SASSface

GamerArts10 years ago
I beat the shit out of people how says that name xD

Glowing-cat7 years ago
Every game system that you would play you would be on that systems leaderboard

JinxPyro9 years ago
Never said you couldn't lie to people.

GlitchyTricky8 years ago
So..I become blue from Pokemon Red and Blue?

Sp00py-Jensen-Quacklez10 years ago
Hello, my name is Assface. Wanna play checkers?

Abigassdalek9 years ago
Beat the guy who made this shit up then fly to mars and blow up the most shit planet in the galaxy. LOOPHOLE!!!

Abigassdalek9 years ago
Meant beat UP the guy.

Morgan Brown12 years ago
Alexis Morrow

12CassieLo128 years ago
Doesn't say I can't legally change it...

AyaMayume10 years ago
Find casino that will let me play high-stakes poker, clean house, repeat.

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
the creator of this button clearly played a pokémon game and gave the rival that exact name and lost many times to the rival

Catgymnastics257 years ago
Loe to everyone that assface is your stage name and your famous

freemind9 years ago
just get your name changed .-.

KEWB11 years ago
Obvious press. You may laugh at first, but then you get owned by a guy named assface at everything you do.

Ghost_boi5 years ago
This isn't a downfall, it"s a win win situation.

jake flynn9 years ago
Change your name back

Vallex8 years ago
You just need to change ur name 😎

Superdino45 9 years ago
And a fight to the death

TrollZore_699 years ago
Just go to the town hall and change your name back

xSphere358 years ago
Hear me, I prefer to be myself more than being the best of everything but naming me Assface

Xx_Sl4yr_xX10 years ago
That's a sick name, but if you don't like it, you can change it.

FurryDouchebag198610 months ago
I mean, the name is correct. I love eating horse ass.

jush_the_panda9 years ago
Can my last name be montana

Rachel Siegel12 years ago
WOOOOOO HERE COMES ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

DMT_BOOTZ8 years ago
Olympics, here i come!!!!
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