You can beat anybody at anything
but
Your name becomes assface
I will not


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pegleg 11 years ago
just go get a legal name change

BobFaceASDF 9 years ago
No need XD
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JimiTTB 10 years ago
But that means I can't beat people at having a more appropriate name.

GarrettApplegate 10 years ago
Even if it became the most appropriate name... How would you beat someone at having the most INNAPPROPRIATE name???
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gamingcrisis 11 years ago
change ur name

Joann Magali Carrizales Duarte 13 years ago
IMAGINE HOW MAD THE PERSON ON THE LOSING SIDE WOULD BE "I JUST LOST TO ASSFACE"

Dankmemes41 9 years ago
Lmao
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Nick Furry 10 years ago
If you could beat anyone at anything you could eventually dominate the world and give death penalties to anyone who made fun of your name

Gabrysiovic 10 years ago
You ok?

jackeyboy 11 years ago
Downside?😄

loophole finder 11 years ago
Beat everyone in the country in the powerball, Go to vegas and win sume huge ass bets and change your name back

KareBearEXO 10 years ago
swag, man

Andrew James Polak 13 years ago
Gimme a year and "assface" would become a compliment.

Master Fisher 10 years ago
yeah assface would be the funniest compliment XD

Slayer22521 11 years ago
I beat everybody to having an awesome name

kawaikittykat 11 years ago
alright.. just dont tell anyone that its not your real name..

TrueDrew 11 years ago
Hey, If I always made my team win, hello professional sports!

alexriveraced 8 years ago
Congratulations! What"s your name, talented kiddo? "My name is assface! :D"

UGANDANBRUDA 8 years ago
Lol just lol

ApocalypseGamer 9 years ago
You’ll eventually forget it was even an insult and start taking it as a compliment

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
*Beats trump at being the greatest president ever* #notatrumpsupporter

TheMultimention 9 years ago
Legally change your name back. Done

Fierceclaws 9 years ago
You can just change it back

Ironmaster531 10 years ago
So, I make infinite money off videogame championships

TheManWhoSpeeksInHands 10 years ago
Yes so much

Ties2003 10 years ago
Just use aan fake name

LNDIBGF 10 years ago
You could always go by your middle name or a nick name.

socks222 10 years ago
hell ya

Cyros 10 years ago
i feel like the rival in Pokemon...

TheUglyTrash 8 years ago
-Now what’s his name again? -Assface -What? -Your grandson’s name is Assface
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Sixtoes00 12 years ago
I'll just lie and make a nickname

SuperOCTO9 6 years ago
Yo Dis wot m8

elite king 10 years ago
Change your name

MrCookieman24 9 years ago
Gambling + winning at everything = INFINITE RICHES

Thareeldropdeadfred 11 years ago
Oh so nothing changes

Smoofin 9 years ago
It doesn't say you can't chnage your name

FuinhaGamer 11 years ago
ok everybody, IF SOMEONE FUCKING LAUGH AT MY NAME I WILL BEAT YOU UP

verycooldragon 10 years ago
Imagine at school when the teacher calls on you ''Assface?''

Sarah Casey 13 years ago
Assface could be my legal name, but people can call me a different name then that.

AlexTheGreat 8 years ago
Say it’s pronounced differently. Ex. “Azfasay”

Noxx 9 years ago
That would be awesome

Reasor 11 years ago
Assface kicks shit! XD sounds good to me

Nobody 3 years ago
best name competition you there by have the best name

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago
Yeah, but I go by Bob the tem now

Blake Atwater 13 years ago
Emily Gunty, you call me that anyways ;)

TheKingLucario 11 years ago
Is the downside having his day off

The_rapt0r 5 years ago
commentator: "and the the new world record goes to as... assfa... excuse me am i reading this right?... oh ok good, where did we come from, oh right. And the new world record goes to ASSFACE"

BenjaminS 10 years ago
Just change your name back at city hall

Eggmaster 9 years ago
hello my name is assface.

kennymccormick2169 11 years ago
I'll just BEAT them up every time they say my name

gayweed 10 years ago
"And the winner of the Olympic gold medal for.....everything is......Assface McGee

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
XD yes! xD

Death the Kid 11 years ago
Worth it.

Sansnoekie 9 years ago
You could change your name

Just991 11 years ago
Assface is a Badass name for Badass peuple

Skull4ever 10 years ago
I love it!

Authoria 12 years ago
Nicknaaaaame

Fusselmus 6 years ago
Unstoppable Assface! Yeah that"s fine

hoi im temmie! 10 years ago
No Love MY NAme!

IamApparentlyLean last year
Ass + face. Wow.
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