You can beat anybody at anything
but
Your name becomes assface
I will not

pegleg 11 years ago
just go get a legal name change

BobFaceASDF 9 years ago
No need XD
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JimiTTB 10 years ago
But that means I can't beat people at having a more appropriate name.

GarrettApplegate 10 years ago
Even if it became the most appropriate name... How would you beat someone at having the most INNAPPROPRIATE name???
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gamingcrisis 11 years ago
change ur name

Joann Magali Carrizales Duarte 13 years ago
IMAGINE HOW MAD THE PERSON ON THE LOSING SIDE WOULD BE "I JUST LOST TO ASSFACE"

Dankmemes41 9 years ago
Lmao
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Nick Furry 10 years ago
If you could beat anyone at anything you could eventually dominate the world and give death penalties to anyone who made fun of your name

Gabrysiovic 10 years ago
You ok?

jackeyboy 11 years ago
Downside?😄

loophole finder 11 years ago
Beat everyone in the country in the powerball, Go to vegas and win sume huge ass bets and change your name back

KareBearEXO 11 years ago
swag, man

Andrew James Polak 13 years ago
Gimme a year and "assface" would become a compliment.

Master Fisher 10 years ago
yeah assface would be the funniest compliment XD

Slayer22521 11 years ago
I beat everybody to having an awesome name

kawaikittykat 11 years ago
alright.. just dont tell anyone that its not your real name..

TrueDrew 11 years ago
Hey, If I always made my team win, hello professional sports!

alexriveraced 8 years ago
Congratulations! What"s your name, talented kiddo? "My name is assface! :D"

UGANDANBRUDA 9 years ago
Lol just lol

ApocalypseGamer 9 years ago
You’ll eventually forget it was even an insult and start taking it as a compliment

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
*Beats trump at being the greatest president ever* #notatrumpsupporter

TheMultimention 9 years ago
Legally change your name back. Done

Fierceclaws 9 years ago
You can just change it back

Ironmaster531 10 years ago
So, I make infinite money off videogame championships

TheManWhoSpeeksInHands 10 years ago
Yes so much

Ties2003 10 years ago
Just use aan fake name

LNDIBGF 10 years ago
You could always go by your middle name or a nick name.

socks222 10 years ago
hell ya

Cyros 10 years ago
i feel like the rival in Pokemon...

TheUglyTrash 8 years ago
-Now what’s his name again? -Assface -What? -Your grandson’s name is Assface
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Sansnoekie 9 years ago
You could change your name

Just991 11 years ago
Assface is a Badass name for Badass peuple

Skull4ever 10 years ago
I love it!

Authoria 12 years ago
Nicknaaaaame

Fusselmus 6 years ago
Unstoppable Assface! Yeah that"s fine

hoi im temmie! 11 years ago
No Love MY NAme!

IamApparentlyLean last year
Ass + face. Wow.

Earthgirl Adel 10 years ago
I'll just get a nickname.

OcCreation 8 years ago
*changes name to assfacemcguaviredildoswagings*

Osalife 11 years ago
I'll tell people it's pronounced ACE-Faa-Chi

Mai-chan 9 years ago
At least my initials stay as AJ. "Hello, I'm A**face Jones! How are you?"

Pyj16 11 years ago
xD THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MAHCH

Squigglyjim 9 years ago
See who"s laughing when Assface beats every scientist on Earth in the race to solve world hunger.

2tbc1887 11 years ago
lol, JUST LOL!

Spiderp 9 years ago
That"s Ass-fass-AY to you. Lets see how far I can stretch the definition of "beat anybody at anything" Can I use it to win court cases? Sue the hell out of everyone; and always beat them in court? Bets? Can I go to a professional poker game and clean every... [Show full comment]

mastervancil 11 years ago
I don't see the downside.

Emil-Åberg 4 years ago
A pretty good upside for a mediocre downside.

5tman88 10 years ago
They never said you can't change your name

KawaiiCrybaby 11 years ago
lol Ride Along reference

TheManWhoSpeeksInHands 10 years ago
Ajax

AssHar 9 years ago
Francis*

Lawlzer 12 years ago
Assface? That's an awesome nickname :P no downside, and... What if my ass is on my face? Haha, you just got rekt by someone's ass in their face.. Lulwut?

Dark22 6 years ago
it should have been shitass

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM 9 years ago
Hey, it"s bad enough I'm being called a nerd by my U.S. History teacher! *Did not press button*

Miitsu 10 years ago
You can just legally change your name

Hanzel Limanjaya 13 years ago
because 'Ass' is my middle name

bigoof 7 years ago
can i beat their meat?

AssHar 9 years ago
Asshar* and I'm gonna beat this kid at pokemon battles. Asshole killed my rattata.

AssHar 8 years ago
Ehh almost

JESUSKICKASS 11 years ago
I will beat all people who call my name XD…
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