I could redeifine boner as commiting genocide by travelling back in time to when the language was being made and for the law I could also change it.
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dankmemes10110 years ago
would I have broken the law of physics if I pause before something falls? I would be breaking the law every time, because somewhere, some idiot probably will drop something when I press the pause button.
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Lewis Patrick13 years ago
so you can never use your powers (morning wood) o.O
IM A GIRL
and just write on your friends window with expo (they could just wipe it off) and say your vandalizingedsafe
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Party palace11 years ago
Why just why I'm a girl and it asked me that and I would never break the law well at least I can do the time thing cuase wouldn't/can't do those things
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Skullies11 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/294587 a good dillemma!
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Ryan Schick13 years ago
what law? there's different laws for every little section of land on this dumb planet, those can't count, only the laws of nature and God.
break which laws? if i am at the prehistorical date, i can burn everything??
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Keith Picklebutter Lawrence13 years ago
Don't break the law.
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Zak Randol13 years ago
What if you froze time, THEN gott a boner? Would time stay frozen for 24 hours?
ThePaulDude6 years ago
The boner or time?
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Camilla Holmquist13 years ago
1. Being female has its upsides.
2. I ish extwemely obwedient whyn itsh aboot oficul tangs
FirefoxYT9 years ago
Plz improve your english...
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Josh Chaletzos13 years ago
god-damnit no reason boner
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Liswag Hipstner13 years ago
I am a girl, no bony boner
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Helen Clark13 years ago
im a girl- I don't get boners
bill nye the science gay11 years ago
Every time you get wet/horny
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joaquin559 years ago
Time to cut off mah dick
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Tc casanova11 years ago
before i get the boner or break the law i will go back in time and stop myself from doing it
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The_Doctor2075810 years ago
What of you get a boner while breaking the law, i.e. raping a frozen citizen
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TeddsterTeddycus11 years ago
No downside
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ApocalypseGamer8 years ago
It’s useful for girls
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Disturbed_silence 10 years ago
Hell no I can't look at tits while time is stoped
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Rafael Graetzer13 years ago
damn you morning wood!!!
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Zml100863 years ago
10086.9527
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Ben Newton10 years ago
Wait a second. So you have a superpower. With a negation more than likely to happen. But, who cares. You can control time whenever this doesn't happen. The only downside is a way of negating the power. That effectively means you have a power SOMETIMES. Better than no power at all.
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ZoruaGirl1911 years ago
I'm a girl no downside really
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Ema02208 years ago
I’m a girl so the boner part doesn’t apply to me but not breaking the law wouldn’t be too hard with all the loopholes and I could just change the laws so...
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hallb10169 years ago
Better than nothing
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rose 🌹 11 years ago
I'm a girl who obeys the law so this sounds good to me
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CrashBandicoot9 years ago
M-k
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SeveredSoul11 years ago
Rebelll!!!!!
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Xile5239 years ago
This is super sexist the only people able to use this power are law abiding women
SinonMercer8 years ago
Men can use it too. Not all of us have constant boners and break laws. If anything, you"re being sexist
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420dollarnosebleed11 years ago
Guess who has a vagina!
imavirginnn5 years ago
not me
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Shadow_Jay4 years ago
As a female, i may never have a boner
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abcx10 years ago
Well, you get it back after that time. And also that doesn't mean the effect stops when you lose the ability.
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