You can control time (i.e fast forward/pause/rewind)
but
The ability to control time is immediately gone for the next 24 hours when you get a boner or break the law.
I will not

Fishel 3 years ago
So I dont get to use it :(

hawley 2 years ago
both implications are interesting

qwertywarrior 10 years ago
I could redeifine boner as commiting genocide by travelling back in time to when the language was being made and for the law I could also change it.

dankmemes101 10 years ago
would I have broken the law of physics if I pause before something falls? I would be breaking the law every time, because somewhere, some idiot probably will drop something when I press the pause button.

Lewis Patrick 13 years ago
so you can never use your powers (morning wood) o.O

imavirginnn 5 years ago
B O N E R
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David Knake 13 years ago
Well. For girls this would be good...

PrivatePrivate 8 years ago
girls can get hard
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TheMultimention 9 years ago
Be a law following woman. Done

Prompefis 9 years ago
Good thing fore me I'm a girl !

AllieLlama 9 years ago
I'm a female, and would never break the law, sooooo...

SandEcho 10 years ago
There is only upside to this, therefore the decision is pointless.

Nicole Turner 13 years ago
Not a dude, and never broken the law. So....

AMPEnergy36 8 years ago
Same but I broke miner laws bf and I don't do much but sleep now I'm fine 😴
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Trailman05 9 years ago
Thank you button

dankhahafunnylaughmemesololdankihavechronicdepressionpleasehelpme 9 years ago
oh no, my penis expands infinitely

FredyPoop 9 years ago
...just like ur username

CheshireCatSam 10 years ago
Um... I can't get a boner #girl

Savvii 10 years ago
Easy I am a girl

Melsy 10 years ago
Law abiding women have immunity.

Phan is so real Phan doesn't even know 10 years ago
I'm a girl with no criminal record, so there is no downside.

Foxy_elric 10 years ago
HA! Are all these questions designed for males? SUCKA I BROKE THE SYSTEM

IPressButton 10 years ago
I'm a girl o.O I'm

qwertywarrior 10 years ago
It's a free power anyway

SinonMercer 8 years ago
I don't think you read the dilemma, Dragon.
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Crystelgems 11 years ago
Girls yo.

Burning_Potatoes 11 years ago
IM A GIRL and just write on your friends window with expo (they could just wipe it off) and say your vandalizingedsafe

Party palace 11 years ago
Why just why I'm a girl and it asked me that and I would never break the law well at least I can do the time thing cuase wouldn't/can't do those things

Skullies 11 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/294587 a good dillemma!

Ryan Schick 13 years ago
what law? there's different laws for every little section of land on this dumb planet, those can't count, only the laws of nature and God.

Armin_Freak 4 years ago
GENIUS
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Tom Meir 13 years ago
break which laws? if i am at the prehistorical date, i can burn everything??

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago
Don't break the law.

Zak Randol 13 years ago
What if you froze time, THEN gott a boner? Would time stay frozen for 24 hours?

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
The boner or time?

Camilla Holmquist 13 years ago
1. Being female has its upsides. 2. I ish extwemely obwedient whyn itsh aboot oficul tangs

FirefoxYT 9 years ago
Plz improve your english...

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago
god-damnit no reason boner

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago
I am a girl, no bony boner

Helen Clark 13 years ago
im a girl- I don't get boners

bill nye the science gay 11 years ago
Every time you get wet/horny

joaquin55 9 years ago
Time to cut off mah dick

Tc casanova 11 years ago
before i get the boner or break the law i will go back in time and stop myself from doing it

The_Doctor20758 10 years ago
What of you get a boner while breaking the law, i.e. raping a frozen citizen

TeddsterTeddycus 11 years ago
No downside

ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago
It’s useful for girls

Disturbed_silence 10 years ago
Hell no I can't look at tits while time is stoped

Rafael Graetzer 13 years ago
damn you morning wood!!!

Zml10086 3 years ago
10086.9527

Ben Newton 10 years ago
Wait a second. So you have a superpower. With a negation more than likely to happen. But, who cares. You can control time whenever this doesn't happen. The only downside is a way of negating the power. That effectively means you have a power SOMETIMES. Better than no power at all.

ZoruaGirl19 11 years ago
I'm a girl no downside really

Ema0220 8 years ago
I’m a girl so the boner part doesn’t apply to me but not breaking the law wouldn’t be too hard with all the loopholes and I could just change the laws so...

hallb1016 9 years ago
Better than nothing

rose 🌹 11 years ago
I'm a girl who obeys the law so this sounds good to me

CrashBandicoot 9 years ago
M-k

SeveredSoul 11 years ago
Rebelll!!!!!

Xile523 9 years ago
This is super sexist the only people able to use this power are law abiding women

SinonMercer 8 years ago
Men can use it too. Not all of us have constant boners and break laws. If anything, you"re being sexist

420dollarnosebleed 11 years ago
Guess who has a vagina!

imavirginnn 5 years ago
not me

Shadow_Jay 4 years ago
As a female, i may never have a boner

abcx 10 years ago
Well, you get it back after that time. And also that doesn't mean the effect stops when you lose the ability.
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