Will You Press The Button?

Snowfrost9189 years ago

"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!" OR THIS.... "No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s...[Show full comment]

autocar669 years ago

Nailed it bro

Xxcaity03xX9 years ago

I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk

loolo543219 years ago

Sooo, like super man

Muefin3 years ago

Yes

The1Question3 years ago

So you become a skunk

AFRIKING8 years ago

anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself

Deadpoolcolony9 years ago

Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea

autocar669 years ago

Ever heard of diapers?

Hnit Khaing12 years ago

HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS. SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.

Neuhhhhhh5 years ago

What he said

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Ama188 years ago

omg... *throws up*

MouseGirl3 years ago

Diarrhea

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

only problem you'd pick up a pen to right or anything and all of a sudden god dam it

WafleNotPankake7 years ago

ElectroScale infinite homework excuses

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Scar00008 years ago

GROSS NO WAY

IncineratingBlade8 years ago

This is someone"s fetish.

Kookie1478 years ago

Wow peeps just wow

Get SCREWED OF DILEEMAZ9 years ago

DIARRHEA EVERYWHERE

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago

Ew no.

#justpressedthebutton9 years ago

ewwwww... perverts.

HippieGeek10 years ago

Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?" Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself" Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"

iwatchtvalot10 years ago

No way ewww

RocketGirl19 years ago

worth it... how often would you have to use that skill. Always carry a pack of 'depends'

SquidSquid037 years ago

That could be a useful superpower

J-Dogg_ieDogg8 years ago

Pfft 3 tons. I lift that in my sleep

shadowfiend0079 years ago

-_- too lame to handle

Redstonetrippy14 years ago

I do that anyway, now I can just lift heavier things

Hanako10 years ago

No, I don't like lifting, I'm fine being tiny.

Jackdude9 years ago

Who... Wrote... This

Element_Edgy7 years ago

man.. I could just pick up a.......... A COTTON BALL, and I would spray it everywhere.. And then my parents would probs make me clean it.. NEVER SHALL I PRESS DIS BUTTON.

BrutalDeathDecisions8 years ago

Shove a bottle up yo ass before lifting. I'm a fucking genius. (I know I sound like a dumbass)

lolnothanks8 years ago

You"d diarrhoea shit so explosively that the bottle would come flying out. Not Fun.

Makotsuo8 years ago

Diapers and all good (maybe).

realFoxyplayzFNaF9 years ago

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The_Awesomeness8 months ago

Imagine waking up and lifting your blanket, just to dedicate in your bed.

Nippletickler9 years ago

XD

ElectroScale9 years ago

I PRESSED THE BUTT-ON!!! (Get it?)

Allgoodmo3 years ago

This was made by a 3 year old

COUNTERLOGIC13510 years ago

im scared

CheeseburgerFan8 years ago

Better than a fart gun

Draultaut5 years ago

Lol

natcat32311 years ago

just picture it though

Krusek8 years ago

wear a diaper.

10009 years ago

Bad guys stand next a 2ton rock. I shot till they die

Shrimpis9 years ago

Why would I want to lift 3 tons? And when?

YourBoyNaPalm7 years ago

Lift anything? Nope, I’m fine.

thebros3 years ago

no downside its a win win

Doomsday280810 years ago

Here it comes!

Everyone will find a way around this9 years ago

Yes only then would my life would be complete

Andrew-avyx9 years ago

Oh hell no this would end wrong is soooooo many ways!

rose-gacha3 years ago

imma pass

CheetahNutella10 years ago

you could lift a pencil or a piece of paper and you would shit everywhere. Not worth it

Facc20049 years ago

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WolfPixel8 years ago

look at this dumb spam

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WilliamJones7 years ago

When I pick up something do it behind someone I hate, or wear a diaper

Thomas Koenders12 years ago

I don't see the downside of this

Ruptured 8 years ago

Were some amazing diapers

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