Will You Press The Button?

Snowfrost918 11 years ago

"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!" OR THIS.... "No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s... [Show full comment]

autocar66 10 years ago

Nailed it bro

Xxcaity03xX 11 years ago

I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk

loolo54321 11 years ago

Sooo, like super man

Muefin 4 years ago

Yes

The1Question 5 years ago

So you become a skunk

AFRIKING 10 years ago

anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself

Hnit Khaing 13 years ago

HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS. SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.

Neuhhhhhh 6 years ago

What he said

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Deadpoolcolony 11 years ago

Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea

autocar66 10 years ago

Ever heard of diapers?

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

only problem you'd pick up a pen to right or anything and all of a sudden god dam it

WafleNotPankake 8 years ago

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Ama18 9 years ago

omg... *throws up*

MouseGirl 5 years ago

Diarrhea

Scar0000 10 years ago

GROSS NO WAY

IncineratingBlade 10 years ago

This is someone"s fetish.

Kookie147 10 years ago

Wow peeps just wow

Get SCREWED OF DILEEMAZ 10 years ago

DIARRHEA EVERYWHERE

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago

Ew no.

#justpressedthebutton 11 years ago

ewwwww... perverts.

HippieGeek 11 years ago

Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?" Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself" Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"

iwatchtvalot 11 years ago

No way ewww

oblivionProphet 12 years ago

I beleive they meant to spray a diarrhea inducing gas everywhere

spinozilla 10 years ago

3 tons? really

Lunatichusky 11 years ago

OMFG!!!!

JonathBRASIL 11 years ago

Hahahaha

OscarZhang 8 years ago

*lifts a feather* *diarrhea*

Dominic Bennett 13 years ago

yes please

abcx 10 years ago

That's so funny. :D

coute 11 years ago

Did a three year old write this?

Silverwing 9 years ago

Lifts a pencil

Killwithstyle 10 years ago

Downside?! Jk jk ik there is one. I may accidentally shit on vin diesel

Niggakiller 10 months ago

Gym gore

Mechanical02 9 years ago

I'm crying XD

SpartanBaconMan 11 years ago

OH YEAH

Bozo2 5 years ago

YES I WILL SHIT ON EVERYONE

kvk4life 11 years ago

I AM DIARRHEA MAN!!!!!

derekchauvin696969 5 years ago

no downsides

Nix 12 years ago

It's a double superpower.

Zacharius06 10 years ago

You lift a pencil at school (spray"s diarrhea everywhere)

GabrielTomasSalazar 8 years ago

Thats y theres diapers

Shady Nassif 13 years ago

Hey Fredrick...I do even lift.

autocar66 10 years ago

So u shit All the Time or ur Naked cuz u actually lift cloths All the time

Branden23 11 years ago

WTF IS THIS!?!? I lost it when I saw this.

Creeperbrine2a 10 years ago

No pls God no no noooooooooooooo

Daddy123 3 years ago

no

badabing badabutton 11 years ago

Yes I can throw the villain and blind them at the same time

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Hello, I am dragonEXE. AND THIS IS JACKASS!!

broyo2013 5 years ago

diaper baby time i will wear diapers non stop

edm475760 12 years ago

who would press it

Boiboiboi 10 years ago

Wear a diaper

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

Lol that's funny as well, shit! But no. I will not!

ShadowsReign 7 years ago

I"d wander pantsless, dropping things on purpose

Alex Lopez 13 years ago

No ones gonna laugh when you can bash their head in:/

ARandomCatholic 8 months ago

I hate this website bruh

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