"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!"
OR THIS....
"No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s...[Show full comment]
autocar6610 years ago
Nailed it bro
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Xxcaity03xX11 years ago
I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk
loolo5432111 years ago
Sooo, like super man
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Muefin5 years ago
Yes
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The1Question5 years ago
So you become a skunk
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AFRIKING10 years ago
anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself
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Hnit Khaing13 years ago
HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS.
SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.
Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?"
Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself"
Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"
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iwatchtvalot11 years ago
No way ewww
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Xboxer36044611 years ago
ill just get a portable toilet
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LandonDecides5 years ago
I dont have ti
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Billy11 years ago
To Mika Aghh I hate migraines. I had one when I was Like 8
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sarahrubbish9 years ago
Hello diapers
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Crooked6 years ago
EPICSEGWAYMAN the toilet lid
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Adolf.Hitler12 years ago
I was expecting something else in my mind. This was hilarious.
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Common-sense10 years ago
Stick a cork in it
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pacoyo511 years ago
What.
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wtf dad10 years ago
Ka me ha me shiiiiiitttt!!!!
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Hih11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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Fridged9 years ago
*lifts a bus* oprah”he has browning powers...
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Simmyjavile3 years ago
Im literally immortal
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ssdestroyer31411 years ago
me: man time to play xbox! -picks up controller- lets get this thing on........ -stomach rumbles-
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AaronEvans9 years ago
Take a massive shit prior to lifting
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will anoy u10 years ago
Lift an elephant and spay poop on people, I AM THE POOPING LIFTER!!!!!!
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spinozilla10 years ago
3 tons? really
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Lunatichusky11 years ago
OMFG!!!!
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oblivionProphet12 years ago
I beleive they meant to spray a diarrhea inducing gas everywhere
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JonathBRASIL11 years ago
Hahahaha
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OscarZhang8 years ago
*lifts a feather*
*diarrhea*
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Dominic Bennett13 years ago
yes please
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abcx10 years ago
That's so funny. :D
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Silverwing9 years ago
Lifts a pencil
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Killwithstyle10 years ago
Downside?! Jk jk ik there is one. I may accidentally shit on vin diesel
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Niggakiller11 months ago
Gym gore
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coute11 years ago
Did a three year old write this?
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SpartanBaconMan11 years ago
OH YEAH
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Bozo25 years ago
YES I WILL SHIT ON EVERYONE
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kvk4life11 years ago
I AM DIARRHEA MAN!!!!!
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Mechanical029 years ago
I'm crying XD
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derekchauvin6969695 years ago
no downsides
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Nix12 years ago
It's a double superpower.
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Zacharius0610 years ago
You lift a pencil at school (spray"s diarrhea everywhere)
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