You gain super strength able to lift up to 3 tons.
but
whenever you lift anything, you spray diarrhea everywhere
I will not

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
"Oh dang, I just dropped my pencil. Let me just-Oh! There is no getting this out. Wait, it sprayed the chair off. let me just-Oh!" OR THIS.... "No, Johnny! You're being crushed by a car. I MUST SAVE YOU!" ( Five minutes pass ) " Hey, John, did I just s... [Show full comment]

autocar66 10 years ago
Nailed it bro

Xxcaity03xX 11 years ago
I guess my new fashion statement is going to be heavy duty diapers! Lol jk

loolo54321 11 years ago
Sooo, like super man

Muefin 5 years ago
Yes

The1Question 5 years ago
So you become a skunk

AFRIKING 10 years ago
anything is the keyword, on a date picks up drink shits himself, having sex shits himself, carrys daughter shits himself

Hnit Khaing 13 years ago
HELL YEAH I WOULD THIS IS GENIUS. SPRAY DIARRHEA AT YOUR ENEMIES.

Neuhhhhhh 7 years ago
What he said
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Deadpoolcolony 11 years ago
Three tons ain't that much.Not worth it.Imagine how often you will have to buy new underwear.Nobodies washing underwear with explosive diarrhea

autocar66 10 years ago
Ever heard of diapers?

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago
only problem you'd pick up a pen to right or anything and all of a sudden god dam it

WafleNotPankake 9 years ago
ElectroScale infinite homework excuses
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Ama18 9 years ago
omg... *throws up*

MouseGirl 5 years ago
Diarrhea

Scar0000 10 years ago
GROSS NO WAY

IncineratingBlade 10 years ago
This is someone"s fetish.

Kookie147 10 years ago
Wow peeps just wow

Get SCREWED OF DILEEMAZ 10 years ago
DIARRHEA EVERYWHERE

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago
Ew no.

#justpressedthebutton 11 years ago
ewwwww... perverts.

HippieGeek 11 years ago
Me:"Hey can you pass me the remote?" Friend" Get off your ass and do it yourself" Me: "YOUR COUCH WILL BW FOREVER BROWN!!"

iwatchtvalot 11 years ago
No way ewww

Xboxer360446 11 years ago
ill just get a portable toilet

LandonDecides 5 years ago
I dont have ti

Billy 11 years ago
To Mika Aghh I hate migraines. I had one when I was Like 8

sarahrubbish 9 years ago
Hello diapers

Crooked 6 years ago
EPICSEGWAYMAN the toilet lid

Adolf.Hitler 12 years ago
I was expecting something else in my mind. This was hilarious.

Common-sense 10 years ago
Stick a cork in it

pacoyo5 11 years ago
What.

wtf dad 10 years ago
Ka me ha me shiiiiiitttt!!!!

Hih 11 years ago
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Fridged 9 years ago
*lifts a bus* oprah”he has browning powers...

Simmyjavile 3 years ago
Im literally immortal

ssdestroyer314 11 years ago
me: man time to play xbox! -picks up controller- lets get this thing on........ -stomach rumbles-

AaronEvans 9 years ago
Take a massive shit prior to lifting

will anoy u 10 years ago
Lift an elephant and spay poop on people, I AM THE POOPING LIFTER!!!!!!

spinozilla 10 years ago
3 tons? really

Lunatichusky 11 years ago
OMFG!!!!

oblivionProphet 12 years ago
I beleive they meant to spray a diarrhea inducing gas everywhere

JonathBRASIL 11 years ago
Hahahaha

OscarZhang 8 years ago
*lifts a feather* *diarrhea*

Dominic Bennett 13 years ago
yes please

abcx 10 years ago
That's so funny. :D

Silverwing 9 years ago
Lifts a pencil

Killwithstyle 10 years ago
Downside?! Jk jk ik there is one. I may accidentally shit on vin diesel

Niggakiller 11 months ago
Gym gore

coute 11 years ago
Did a three year old write this?

SpartanBaconMan 11 years ago
OH YEAH

Bozo2 5 years ago
YES I WILL SHIT ON EVERYONE

kvk4life 11 years ago
I AM DIARRHEA MAN!!!!!

Mechanical02 9 years ago
I'm crying XD

derekchauvin696969 5 years ago
no downsides

Nix 12 years ago
It's a double superpower.

Zacharius06 10 years ago
You lift a pencil at school (spray"s diarrhea everywhere)
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