Will You Press The Button?

swagerpaul699 years ago

wear gloves

Kuraiko8 years ago

Gloves are not alive hence they cannot die.

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duckbutt9 years ago

I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.

Odogg675 years ago

THE GRIM REAPER, DUCK BUTT

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GerryELewsley5 years ago

So Zeref?

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

except you can still care about someone

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Flameice2 8 years ago

Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings

Ironshifter3 years ago

lol331 flameice pressed too many buttons

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Halo Prime9 years ago

Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....

Thatoneguy0018 years ago

So no fapping?

Cream7 years ago

fleshlight

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Ali Abdul-Rahman12 years ago

Timmy Turner's Mother

Amazingcat304 years ago

Yes

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

I am the true god

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.

Wizard Rock9 years ago

If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. m8 you just killed the planet

Bonrbreth7 years ago

Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

wear gloves

TheNarrator9 years ago

I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!

Myles Davies12 years ago

"but Everything and anything you touch will die" isn't that in itself a consequence?

TheBeastlyClangon9 years ago

I know!!!

Tony Meyer12 years ago

dont know who to kill :/ ...

Amongus_ur_mom2 years ago

I don't want to kill anyone anyways

septiplierflowerbomb9 years ago

I will not cause that means if i met markiplier and we hugged hed die and i dont want that!!

smartAss367 years ago

I can't hug my mummy any more :( NEVER!!!!

birdDemon9 years ago

But I'm already death.

rogntudju8 years ago

Basically being the Grim Reaper? Sign me the #@$& up!!

Randomness10 years ago

I couldn't do that to my dog!

Tord_ships_it7 years ago

Can't hug by boo :(

joaquimb9 years ago

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dingo268 years ago

Katara nuuuuuu

Havlik BÃ¡lint12 years ago

What if i want to touch myself?

TheTrollerLord4 years ago

So you can not have sex anymore lol

lildragontaimer9 years ago

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Jean Has No Life9 years ago

Pushing Daisies?

Burke Lizzie12 years ago

"And with strange aeons even death may die"

BlackFoxStudios5 years ago

Everything I touch will die. Logically, I'm touching myself so I'll die before I even kill someone. And if that isnt true, then I would kill air and the earth because I'm touching them.

\\\\[o.o\\\\]_Dance_party9 years ago

the first thing i thought of was zeref you are my senpai if you know who he is

LBJ019 years ago

@Eaxx0580 do you know another Zeref

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TheRealAnigamer8 years ago

Hello im Light Yagami and ive come for your souls

Angelcaliber9 years ago

Gloves! Remember peeps!

THEBOSS9182737 years ago

Hell no Fuck no Your mom

jfu8 years ago

I woulded be able to smash

dister0110 years ago

and the upside is...?

tomboy54549 years ago

Supernatural

SnowyPlaysAJ8 years ago

Aka the worlds definition of Hiro Mashima"s Zeref Dragneel from the anime FairyTail

AlsoJimmy11 years ago

Not sure why I'd want this, honestly. Don't see a lot of practical application.

Annabeth_chase0378973 years ago

Noo i like hugs so no

bousio9 years ago

Bio-weapon

Cynaxis9 years ago

Good thing I'm necrophiliac!

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

theres a high chance corpses will do the opposite....either they're now resurrected or we have zombies.....

mrcheese4 years ago

so if you touch a wall it will die it is not specific

Coolpat20169 years ago

So I would die if I touched myself

EvanHill7 years ago

It Doesn’t say you can’t use clubs like nurse gloves

Hoodini9 years ago

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CYBLOTHON8 years ago

Just put gloves on

Kendra Rand12 years ago

How will I eat?

BoiBoixd8 years ago

Death by masturbaiting

SEKK229 years ago

Worth it >XD

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

Its midas except worse

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