Will You Press The Button?

swagerpaul6910 years ago

wear gloves

Kuraiko9 years ago

Gloves are not alive hence they cannot die.

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duckbutt10 years ago

I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.

Odogg675 years ago

THE GRIM REAPER, DUCK BUTT

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GerryELewsley5 years ago

So Zeref?

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

except you can still care about someone

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Flameice2 8 years ago

Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings

Ironshifter3 years ago

lol331 flameice pressed too many buttons

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Halo Prime10 years ago

Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....

Thatoneguy0019 years ago

So no fapping?

Cream7 years ago

fleshlight

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Ali Abdul-Rahman12 years ago

Timmy Turner's Mother

Amazingcat304 years ago

Yes

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

I am the true god

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.

Wizard Rock9 years ago

If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. m8 you just killed the planet

Bonrbreth7 years ago

Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

wear gloves

TheNarrator9 years ago

I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!

Myles Davies12 years ago

"but Everything and anything you touch will die" isn't that in itself a consequence?

TheBeastlyClangon10 years ago

I know!!!

Tony Meyer12 years ago

dont know who to kill :/ ...

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago

So the earth would die, then meaning we"d suffocate.

ermajean10 years ago

Sad...

reromust9 years ago

Touch the earth

Cole Bottorff12 years ago

everything will die, almost everyting

LukaBro5 years ago

I don't really have the will to kill anyone so there"s no real upside to this one for me.

un tizio9 years ago

If i Wear Gloves?

Lilyboo9 years ago

'everything and everything' so not humans. ok

Dantenoahthe8th7 years ago

Come daddy, I want a hug *hugs dad* DADDY NOOOOOOO

TomTheRocker9 years ago

Why would anyone want to press this button..

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

So, I can no longer masturbate?

Khestra10 years ago

Seriously? What kind of dilemma is this?? Your death you could put on f**king gloves!!!

smartAss367 years ago

I can't hug my mummy any more :( NEVER!!!!

birdDemon10 years ago

But I'm already death.

rogntudju8 years ago

Basically being the Grim Reaper? Sign me the #@$& up!!

Randomness10 years ago

I couldn't do that to my dog!

Amongus_ur_mom3 years ago

I don't want to kill anyone anyways

septiplierflowerbomb9 years ago

I will not cause that means if i met markiplier and we hugged hed die and i dont want that!!

dingo269 years ago

Katara nuuuuuu

Havlik BÃ¡lint12 years ago

What if i want to touch myself?

TheTrollerLord4 years ago

So you can not have sex anymore lol

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Tord_ships_it7 years ago

Can't hug by boo :(

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BlackFoxStudios6 years ago

Everything I touch will die. Logically, I'm touching myself so I'll die before I even kill someone. And if that isnt true, then I would kill air and the earth because I'm touching them.