Will You Press The Button?

swagerpaul69 11 years ago

wear gloves

Kuraiko 10 years ago

Gloves are not alive hence they cannot die.

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duckbutt 11 years ago

I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.

Odogg67 6 years ago

THE GRIM REAPER, DUCK BUTT

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GerryELewsley 6 years ago

So Zeref?

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

except you can still care about someone

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Halo Prime 11 years ago

Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....

Flameice2 10 years ago

Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings

Ironshifter 4 years ago

lol331 flameice pressed too many buttons

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Ali Abdul-Rahman 13 years ago

Timmy Turner's Mother

Amazingcat30 5 years ago

Yes

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Thatoneguy001 10 years ago

So no fapping?

Cream 9 years ago

fleshlight

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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

I am the true god

Jameroth 11 years ago

GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.

Wizard Rock 11 years ago

If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?

Jameroth 11 years ago

GJ. m8 you just killed the planet

Bonrbreth 9 years ago

Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

wear gloves

TheNarrator 11 years ago

I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!

Myles Davies 13 years ago

"but Everything and anything you touch will die" isn't that in itself a consequence?

TheBeastlyClangon 11 years ago

I know!!!

Tony Meyer 13 years ago

dont know who to kill :/ ...

Rik1245 9 years ago

Zeref from fairy tail

Ozph 11 years ago

Isn't this ALL downside?

vampireslayer197 10 years ago

I am become death destroyer of worlds

Letsgoinmybedroom 8 years ago

What if you touch yourself

bronynielson 11 years ago

ONE PUNCH

BurntSandwich 4 years ago

I"d poke a farmer to kill him, then I would steal his scythe, find a coat somewhere, and rob people as the Grim Reaper. And hey. If they say no, well... =Slash= dead lmao.

Luceat 10 years ago

Hell no.

PJ_GrillZ 8 years ago

No head, sooooooo.....

echo Phoenix 11 years ago

That 1 Simpson episode anyone

Lsayings 10 years ago

What"s the point then?

AppleDash48 12 years ago

LOOPHOLE!!! It says everything and anything you touch dies. Not anyone.

DACAT 9 years ago

I can't touch a kitty APSOLITLY NOT

GODz Of Ice 11 years ago

I will were GLoves

Brenton_Red 10 years ago

Can I wear gloves?

TomÃ¡Å¡ Bastl 13 years ago

These things sound good only on paper. Just read about Midas.

xxAncientRunistxx 5 years ago

Sure.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

*sam and dean look at death, who is choking on his pizza*

mpgami 10 years ago

wait just wear gloves

Elijah Fenelus 13 years ago

YES

The-Kawaii-Potato 7 years ago

TRUMP. I can touch trump.

sn.ball 11 years ago

I can touch you!!!!!!!!

Nomnom360 9 years ago

The but is a consequence. Is it not?

PalmTree 11 years ago

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