All Pokemons will become real.
but
You can only catch one, and if you don't raise him properly he will become a violent, killing machine.
I will not


488542 years ago
Im gonna eat it

488542 years ago
status report: I ate them all and ash couldn't catch any pokemon

-Sci3 years ago
Me: literally laughs with evil intentions upon reading

randomteen3 years ago
Me: upon reading I die of laughter gazing over this comment

Omicron8 years ago
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY POKEMON"S GENDER

therearenootherteachersintheschoolbecausenobodywantstoseethebadteacherthereareno3 years ago
can i catch you

AlexBurton6 years ago
Why catch them if you can make friends with them? They may decide to live with you. And you don't have to raise them. Profit. (also how dangerous is pichu when not rasied properly? His entry says that even his own electricity is hurting them. And he is my favourite.)

Josef Cullinane12 years ago
Step 1: Catch a ditto Step 2: Put ditto in daycare centre that every pokemon is in. Step 3: ????? Step 4: ROLLING IN POKEMON

slhammer3 years ago
as long as you take him out once you have two of each pokemon take the ditto out of the daycare so it doesn't try to kill you
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Bonnie_with_a_lightsaber_!9 years ago
DITTO MAN!!!!!! ILL PUT IN DAYCARE I, WILL !!

Yoshibrine 9 years ago
Wait, so your saying i can raise a freaking charizard to be a deadly killing machine....THE WORLD WILL BE OURS, CHATIZARD MWAHAHAHAHA

Juegosagc8 years ago
I would raise a Blastoise to defeat you

Bajanip7 years ago
he will become a violent killing machine: DID YOU JUST ASSUME ITS GENDER

the117doctor8 years ago
My sylveon...I want her to be my lifelong companion!...yea....I"ve seen the flash game

KrowTheAUfan8 years ago
Sylveon!!!!!!!!!

Kyle St Pierre12 years ago
i would raise it to be a violent killing machine.

slhammer3 years ago
wouldn't it kill you in turn?
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👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊9 years ago
I would catch Ditto,he's every pokemon and raise it like it was my son

LeonShadowblade9 years ago
Why does everyone forget how ditto works?? A temporary transformation when in eyesight with the pokemon you want not just he's everything

CyberPl4ys9 years ago
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Cyc10n37 years ago
How Do I Press F6? I Am On Mobile
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Brock Labudda12 years ago
Eevee. Then get a friend with a ditto and breed the shiz out of it, and HATCH not catch a lot of eevee, and as for raising them, how could anyone not be able to love an Eevee :3

Darbzsters7 years ago
Good idea Brock
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Shannon Sullivan12 years ago
Pokemon*

Coaster8 years ago
Pokémon*

Thomas Gunn12 years ago
1. Catch Arceus 2. Have him create pokemon that will follow me and do as i say without me catching them 3.??? 4. profit

Meh-The-Bored8 years ago
Just bring a friend and have him catch them for you
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Shane Squires12 years ago
You can only catch one. So breeding is an optional loop hole. Where's my ditto. ..

Anna Isabella12 years ago
Maybe I want it to be a violent killing machine :)

SpecialK32910 years ago
Sounds fair. One Eevee, please! :D

2z2z339 years ago
Fucking grrr

FishPampers9 years ago
ill get the how to tame pokemons for dummies

Walk_on_the_butter_road7 years ago
Gimme that Octillery, I know how to treat an octopus-like tank

Dyman9 years ago
ditto

Nana282469 years ago
(ahem) so this is basically saying that they aren't that already?

Kirigaya.kazuto10 years ago
Well hello there umbreon.

Loopiloop9 years ago
i want a gardevoir. i will rase her properly for sure.

Mai-chan8 years ago
Have a Ditto and breed with all your friends, who each have a different Pokemon. You each get an egg of your own. Then, when you meet other people, trade with them to add new Pokemon to your arsenal, but keep the Ditto. Repeat. Gotta Hatch "Em All!

Julian Ehrhardt12 years ago
I will not catch it... We will become friends

CANDYLOVER15539 years ago
coooooooool

Kaedaay8 years ago
me and my eevee can rule the world

GGuy123459 years ago
Gimme my Kyreum.

BlackFoxStudios5 years ago
Solutuon: Just sont catch any of them but be friends with them so you can use them in battle without having to catch them!

ThatFarronKid10 years ago
Taking a Latias

bersekBR9 years ago
Cyndaquil-chan *-*

NiftyChibi7 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/204163

smsff710 years ago
I own Mew or maybe Arceus or another legendary

MondoBurger9 years ago
So what? Every Pokemon can kill you anyway!

BenenM8 years ago
Step one: catch Pokémon. Step 2: don't raise it properly. Step 3: realese into society. Step 4: profit

Katie Riedy12 years ago
Have friends catch pokemon for you

Jayrod9 years ago
"Pokemons" Pokemon is both singular and plural so the "s" is not needed

falloutfan9 years ago
mew two

XboxxMan9 years ago
I raise all my Pokemon properly.

391014099 years ago
rOblix

Lucan20009 years ago
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Cyc10n37 years ago
Not Interested In Pokémon

dudeguy10 years ago
everyone here like ''ill just catch the exact pokemon i want and its gonne be the best legendary i can get blablabla'' you're never gonne fucking meet that pokemon in your entire life, and if you do, what makes you think you can catch him? this button does...[Show full comment]

ampycat279 years ago
POKÉMON KILLER!!!!

OVAR90009 years ago
i'll be on my computer all day, then stop and tiredly walk up to bed. i get a angry blastoise shooting his cannons, turning my house into a giant community pool, and then stomping on me. fun day.

lolzers9 years ago
Win Win

True9 years ago
There will be chaos

MaybeIWillPressTheButton7 years ago
i do not want dangerous pokemon to become real
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