Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers10 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt4 years ago

Lol

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nulily10 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi4638 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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lifehacker4207 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer3 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT2 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

Abirra8 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames10 months ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

Coaster8 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

...Loading...10 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin9 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC8 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy0110 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod9 years ago

spoke to me

Misla1110 years ago

so i become the bible's god

Doge4209 years ago

To be honest dying and lying is bad

Gellivar4 years ago

Где недостатки?

hEX0210 years ago

wait... life imprisonment... forever locked up for ONE CRIME!!!

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago

I'm already brutally honest so

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago

Upside?

suddenflame5711 years ago

Permanent honesty and immortality? What's the downside?

trumpsucks8 years ago

Yay it rhymes!

christian W9 years ago

Kinda like when the 11th doctor was on trensalor but he almost died but the daleks messed up ............they told him the rules!

Ninjanate11238 years ago

I hate this dont even make stupid ones like this

D_YellowMadness3 months ago

No upside.

Death's Reaver10 years ago

or could i?

Wolf_Human7 years ago

Lying is a bad thing So I pressed ot

Liam Costanzo12 years ago

That would be amazing

liocool_20133 years ago

2 VERY genius and good things? YESSIR

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KayGamer8 years ago

Lying 4 life

button9 years ago

lolololollollol

sonic77788 years ago

There are ways for you to deceive other without actually lying, see Doc Scratch from Homestuck

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago

Girlfriend: Do you love me? You: Uhhh... No? Girlfriend: Oh, what a shame you can't die, but you still feel the pain!

randomstranger1235 years ago

some 10 year old "are you immortal" me bish i am freaking immortal

Warren Galloway11 years ago

A flaw in this... Lying is not a physical thing, it's a physiological... LOOPHOLE!

Look4thestars7 years ago

Where is the upside?

Nick Mesut Wilson12 years ago

They should be the other way round

usoutlaw8 years ago

i would get very cocky or wear a sign saying "Warning i can not lie"

AntonyCraft 7510 years ago

they didn't say incapable of white lying

DaQueenOfMeows7 years ago

What is the good side of this???

Cool Dude (YouTuber)9 years ago

I could sleep in space on a these space bags HA! im not lying!

FortyWithaUlast year

Where is the upside?

Turetheee8 years ago

Stop trying to lie for ever num

affect129 years ago

what if you can't talk

Sign_up4 years ago

Wheres the upside?

MrHChase10 years ago

But I want to die one day.... No upside..

Reptyl2329 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no

SnowDino6 years ago

Shit this would get me in trouble at school but it could also be funny if a girl bends over in front of me I"d go "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE" cause I like big butts and I cannot lie. Itd be the perfect rap for that occasion lmao

Apollo11 years ago

I love to lie, so no

Suprise_Buttsecks8 years ago

i see no upside...

EarthGamer7 years ago

There is no upside because 1. Immortality is a curse 2. If I am physically incapable of lying then lets say a loved one says: do i look nice? Then if i can't lie, and they dont look nice and i say that they dont look nice then they might get very sad/angry with you... soo... yeah no upside. ;-)

David Anderson12 years ago

So you can do all the cool stuff you never dared doing previously. Like playing baseball with a grenade, or playing Minesweeper in real life.

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