Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt 6 years ago

Lol

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nulily 11 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi463 9 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

lifehacker420 9 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer 5 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

Abirra 9 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames 2 years ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

Coaster 9 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

...Loading... 11 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin 11 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC 9 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy01 11 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod 10 years ago

spoke to me

Misla11 11 years ago

so i become the bible's god

Ninjanate1123 10 years ago

I hate this dont even make stupid ones like this

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago

No upside.

Death's Reaver 11 years ago

or could i?

Wolf_Human 9 years ago

Lying is a bad thing So I pressed ot

Liam Costanzo 13 years ago

That would be amazing

liocool_2013 5 years ago

2 VERY genius and good things? YESSIR

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KayGamer 9 years ago

Lying 4 life

button 10 years ago

lolololollollol

sonic7778 9 years ago

There are ways for you to deceive other without actually lying, see Doc Scratch from Homestuck

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

Girlfriend: Do you love me? You: Uhhh... No? Girlfriend: Oh, what a shame you can't die, but you still feel the pain!

randomstranger123 6 years ago

some 10 year old "are you immortal" me bish i am freaking immortal

Warren Galloway 12 years ago

A flaw in this... Lying is not a physical thing, it's a physiological... LOOPHOLE!

LinMiaoMiao 3 months ago

I can choose not to speak.

Look4thestars 8 years ago

Where is the upside?

Nick Mesut Wilson 13 years ago

They should be the other way round

usoutlaw 10 years ago

i would get very cocky or wear a sign saying "Warning i can not lie"

DaQueenOfMeows 9 years ago

What is the good side of this???

Cool Dude (YouTuber) 10 years ago

I could sleep in space on a these space bags HA! im not lying!

FortyWithaU 3 years ago

Where is the upside?

AntonyCraft 75 11 years ago

they didn't say incapable of white lying

affect12 10 years ago

what if you can't talk

Sign_up 5 years ago

Wheres the upside?

MrHChase 11 years ago

But I want to die one day.... No upside..

Turetheee 9 years ago

Stop trying to lie for ever num

SnowDino 7 years ago

Shit this would get me in trouble at school but it could also be funny if a girl bends over in front of me I"d go "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE" cause I like big butts and I cannot lie. Itd be the perfect rap for that occasion lmao

Apollo 12 years ago

I love to lie, so no

Suprise_Buttsecks 9 years ago

i see no upside...

Reptyl232 11 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no

ClownCLown 10 years ago

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Don'tyouevergetthefeelingwhereyoucantthinkofaname 11 years ago

Physically, but not mentally. So I can't shrug and answer with body movements but what about saying YES and NO.

llots ffej 11 years ago

Well not to be a smart-ass but, since you are, moving your mouth is physical, as well as using you r voice altogether.

EarthGamer 9 years ago

There is no upside because 1. Immortality is a curse 2. If I am physically incapable of lying then lets say a loved one says: do i look nice? Then if i can't lie, and they dont look nice and i say that they dont look nice then they might get very sad/angry with you... soo... yeah no upside. ;-)

David Anderson 13 years ago

So you can do all the cool stuff you never dared doing previously. Like playing baseball with a grenade, or playing Minesweeper in real life.

WhyDoIEven_ 5 years ago

I wouldn't want to be immortal, that"d be horrible.

KenJen6420 9 years ago

The only person that would hurt is all the sensitive fucks in the world. The truth hurts

sonicj01 10 years ago

i am already the second one lying is what cunts do

MrMate 9 years ago

So I can't make cakes... (Portal reference)

dweedleskunk 11 years ago

Seriously, living forever is overrated. You would get bored, because you have done everything and you would have to suffer heartache and stuff because you would get close to someone and then they might die. plus I mean sometimes you need to lie to keep the ppl closest to you out of trouble :P

howohowo 6 years ago

Immortality is a curse, you'll have to experience whatever crap gets thrown at you, say, another big bang and you'll have to watch every single thing go bye bye. Being dead is better

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