Will You Press The Button?

Endercake10 years ago

*Buys a segway* *Contracts a buttler to count steps* *PROFET*

ThePaulDude7 years ago

If you go just about everywhere by Segway then you'll hardly make anything you idiot!

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Frederic Raahauge12 years ago

Gym teacher: Why aren't you running? Me: I'm literally one step to death *teacher thinks you're overreacting and pushes you playfully*

Good_evening6 years ago

*Explodes into confetti* Gym teacher: Oh damn

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exrot6 l9 years ago

This will suck for black friday sales

Nithan90009 years ago

How about I can use a wheelchair?

ThePaulDude7 years ago

You wouldn't make much money from that, so just walk instead.

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Gettothetardis7 years ago

Simple get a fitbit and run 2000 steps then get to a bike and ride were you need to be $2000 a day

MoonstoneSundazzle7 years ago

Good thing I have the ability to fly from my other buttons

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

yep :>

redisica9 years ago

Thats how overweight ppl can make themselves fit! :D

HarmonySapp8 years ago

Mabey you could ride a bike or something

XXXXTHE_REAL_ALEXXXXX8 years ago

Skipping

Brownecow3218 years ago

Guys:3 if you get a segway or a wheelchair,then you are not taking steps

Glennator8 years ago

WHEELCHAIR SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

Travis Heinrich12 years ago

1999 steps a day times 365 days is 729,635 dollars a year....

I_Dunno_My_Name7 years ago

Plus 1999 dollars every leap year.

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ReWyne9 years ago

Spend some of your ridiculous income to buy heelies and a hoverboard. Literally no downside!

DasJoosh9 years ago

Nah, too much fallout 4 to be played.

Aaron Waterson12 years ago

Solution. Motor scooter.

WildDog3 years ago

EXACTLY!

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Animeloverlol 9 years ago

I'll just be dragged all day

Kingbloxerthe39 years ago

Just walk on your bed and sleep at 1,999 or crawl

Allie543218 years ago

I thought that to also in gym and imagine you only have 1 step left good luck

BladeOfMusic9 years ago

Umm wheelchair???

kathprat76119 years ago

That's what I said!

Tguy7 years ago

This is why fitbits exist

AlexandraMiller7 years ago

lol just use a hoverboard

RyanGoodrow7 years ago

One brand name: Fitbit

AfricanMom7 years ago

One word. Fitbit.

MonoCraeta7 years ago

Wake up. Step 1999 times. Go back to sleep. Repeat.

thecloudhopper277 years ago

guess im taking a bike everywhere

El-Hombre-que-se-Pierde-en-la-Salsa8 years ago

answer: WHEELCHAIRS

Chrissy Oberkirch12 years ago

*goes and buys a wheel chair*

Ice warrior 12345678909 years ago

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Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i could probably get a scooter.

kathprat76119 years ago

Creative idea

Vincent Jones12 years ago

i dont take more than 2000 steps a day ayways :D to much dota to be played

Jeremy Kortman12 years ago

Guess I'm working from home then!

Cathlene Jenkins12 years ago

SEGWAY

Jeff Levene12 years ago

Segway time.

kathprat76119 years ago

Pretend to have paralyzed legs in public. Stay in a wheelchair in public.

Nero7771010 years ago

Uhm no... 2000 steps is only 30 minutes pure walking, if not less.

MOURADMERIAI8 years ago

I don't use dollars.

Marshall Dunn12 years ago

I walk around school then sit infront of my laptop for hours .-. i'd be rich

Twdlover659810 years ago

Just get one of those pacers that keeps track of your steps

genderlessperson9 years ago

sorry usain bolt you cant compete, but youll still be rich

I_have_ADHDlast year

avoid walking for most of the day, the do 2000 steps right before getting into bed.

Hiroryu9 years ago

Two grand a day holy donkey

kathprat76119 years ago

You could ride a donkey

SensationalMeat9 years ago

*12 steps to my workout area* thats close *trains dam hard to handstand all day* after sleeping.... *handstands instead of walking*

oofityoofoof5 years ago

use a wheelchair after your 2,000 steps.

CreeperCraft1379 years ago

Skates around

Matthew Faraone12 years ago

So I calculated this. Lets say you walk hypothetically 1500 hours daily to be safe. On average. That over a period of a week would be 10500 dollars. Or more than half a million dollars a year. I want to back-pack around the globe, so in my opinion its not ...[Show full comment]

CraderLyf7 years ago

Just take 1000 steps to the Fitbit store and your all set.

ansam12310 years ago

Use car

brooklynpearson8 years ago

So when I get close to 2,000 by checking my step counter, just switch to a wheelchair or something. I mean, I already sit in a desk all day soooo I just get $$$.

nz swagster9 years ago

#WHEELCHAIRSFTW

likeanenderman8 years ago

Pizza plane. Solution solved

sumsum9 years ago

im down

kathprat76119 years ago

You mean, like, dead?

Jack_Murder7 years ago

wheelchair

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