Will You Press The Button?

graewes9 years ago

"Heres the cure for cancer." "No, I don't believe you." "But Hes cured..." "NO" "But.." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

bungus22 months ago

this is what arguing on the internet is like, supposedly

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Ex-E3 years ago

Not like anyone believes me now

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

If you have all the knowledge in the universe then you would find out how to make everyone believe you... LOOPHOLE ACCOMPLISHED! !!

yurio8 years ago

They said the earth was flat But no

Aguydude8 years ago

That"s bullshit, the Earth is flat.

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Gerpar8 years ago

Make the world"s strongest gaming computer.

im_a_runner8 years ago

They wont always believe what you say, but they will always believe what you do

Datwolfgal8 years ago

Well covince em'

Warlord20809 years ago

Mathematics and scientific research in controlled testing will break this dilemma

Jamenneel9 years ago

Let's do some math: if all of the knowledge in the entire universe= God (partially) and God (partially) =outside of the entire universe then obtaining all of the knowledge in the universe= God (p) - God (p) = 0. Therefore, you know nothing.

AntiBronyMasterrace7 years ago

Teacher:What"s 2 plus 2? Me:4? Teacher:Wrong! Todd:4? Teacher:Correct!

Lollygal2338 years ago

Say the opposite durr

Marco Domokos12 years ago

They don't need to believe if I prove it :P

gavinbrichardson7 years ago

They still won't believe you.

echo Phoenix9 years ago

But should I know how to make them believe me?

CMHammond9 years ago

You'll know that you cannot.

Lalo Sayavedra12 years ago

I don't need people to believe me, i'd get ALL of my problems solved by knowing everything.

Urmum.exe9 years ago

You say that but imagine knowing an even deeper knowledge of how terrible some things in the world are. Not only that but even when you know these great things you cant share them without being turned down. You would eventually begin doubting yourself. You would most likely be driven insane.

Savannah Thorson12 years ago

Wait, remember what happened to Donna....

LOOOL9 years ago

do u know aphmau AKA jess

Katie Cassie12 years ago

So, they'll just listen to me to the same extent they do now?

SonGoku38 years ago

Just say the opposite

DanielLC9 years ago

I just say the opposite then. I tell people that something isn't the cure for cancer.

Themeatymeat7 years ago

Penis

RatRiddled9 years ago

If you knew everything, you would know how to make them believe what you said. <3

xspq10 months ago

我就是神，不需要任何人😂

xkillxmxallx9 years ago

um punch them until who belives

Chubbie7 years ago

Wait a minute, they dont have to believe, they will know

newthang2110 years ago

no problem

TheGamePIN8 years ago

Here is the cure for ebola. NO. But look, he"s better. NO. Uhh... Yeah he is. *stabs guy* I think you'll find he isn't.

Brian MacNeil12 years ago

Sounds like the doctor to me!

swgrisiaf9 years ago

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Blaze_boi_4 years ago

I will use my big universal knowledge and find a way or I will just let those people shit with their life

thejulio9 years ago

You can have all the knowledge ok its awesome

AdvancE9 years ago

I'm fine with that? on facebook ill tell everyone gods real. problem solved.

KWAvalCake7 years ago

This is like hat one Greek myth where some girl can tell the future but no one believes her because FUCKING DUMBASS APOLLO

dkeene9 years ago

Why have friends then??

SmartieYT8 years ago

Jokes on them.

AF7 years ago

Then you'll know how to make everyone believe you.

RockyStarNova10 years ago

It's okay. I don't like talking to other people anyways. I hate people, and they hate me. c:

Sugarbear8 years ago

Nobody believes me now so no downside for me

just_some_russian_dj2 months ago

Literally the current political situation in half the world. Nobody believes the flat earthers that the globalists are running the system.

Feps9 years ago

rob a bank and say " I ROBBED THIS BANK " $.$

H4CK1SB4D3 years ago

Bro I can walk. I dont believe you...

Normac29 years ago

theey dont believe me anyway

pashy_xoxo8 years ago

I don't really care whether they believe me or not :/ Their fault and their loss

MR.TROLL_FACE10 years ago

wheress the down side?

Joy_Fishman_Jr6 years ago

So I'll become Dr.Who...?

jmchenry1239 years ago

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plazma72508 years ago

write books

Gamebaby 4549 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CursedPugs8 years ago

I don't have to share my knowledge with them.

nelson2tm9 years ago

Then write it down!

Herogh0st7 years ago

"This is how to obtain an unlimited source of power""I don't belive you!""Okay then it isn't an unlimited powersource!""Damn i think that guy has found an unlimited powersource!" Problem solved youst say the opposit

BeReasonable9 years ago

That's just the same thing as being completely insane. As far as you know, you'd only believe you know everything.

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