you get a million dollars each day
but
you will have to be sawn in half by a magician in a magic show every night for the rest of your life
I will not

Dakaar 11 years ago
I hope they mean the trick, and not literally sawed in half

BoYan_help 2 years ago
Me to🫡
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
I get paid to sit in a box for a few minutes every night for people"s entertainment. Doesn't sound too bad. The magic trick isn't even real. The only thing I'm worried about is standing on a stage while people stare at me.

meatloave last year
Why? Is it because of the huge , gnarly wart on your nose? Don't worry about it , it's barely visible..........sort of. I mean , you CAN see it but it kind of looks like a rat sitting on your face..... That's not so bad. So take the mil and quit bitching about it Ratboy!

RuntyOwl8 9 years ago
365,000,000 every year?!?!?! Fuck yea

Parzival003 8 years ago
I thought it said I would turn into a swan wtf

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago
hey! I"ve been here before!

Trevor Valance 13 years ago
so, basically a job that pays you $1,000,000? wtf you people stupid?

Hyltran 4 years ago
You would die the first night but your relatives would get one million dollars.
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KodakKarnage 8 years ago
$1,000,000 plus magic show revenue equals tons of bills

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago
One Million Dollars Everyday hmm tempting... HELL YES!

Dakblake 9 years ago
Pay that dude to fake it

bigsweatyguy 4 years ago
omg bart simposms
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Trapzz 11 years ago
what if the magician fails like the one I watched on youtube?

nancy 11 years ago
He can't fail😒 it's a magic trick, have u ever watched the biggest secret of magic reviled?

Tailsthefox125 8 years ago
I am not just tails,I am myself IRL that is immortal so u can cut me in half whenever you want

LonleyFerret 8 years ago
WHATS THE DOWNSIDE

BoazvanCaem 8 years ago
So I"d lose half of my body, then half of that half, and so on? That"s horrible!

EnderHIM 9 years ago
That will cause economic disaster.

WBGrock 10 years ago
what they didn't tell you was the magic trick was putting you back together afterward.... The sawing is real

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago
As long as he is a good magician...

Jaggedbacon 10 years ago
It doesn't say that he pretends to cut you in half. He will ACTUALLY cut you in half
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Fleecy27 9 years ago
There are really two people in the sawing in half trick

Dyman 10 years ago
no downside

Fridi Da Hibbit 11 years ago
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Lpsapplepie92 11 years ago
As long as Im in one piece yeah

XG 5 years ago
Does he actually cut me in half? If I'm guaranteed survival, deal. If not, I won't make much money off of this.

JaredNexus 12 years ago
Unless the magician is a psychopath that actually saws people in half, then is a verrrrry good job.

ILoveRonWeasley 8 years ago
So you are in a magic show!! What is the downside?

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago
What is the downside.

Branater 10 years ago
How about I pay the magition to not saw me I half

daelyn12 11 years ago
WHO CARES IT DOUSE NOT KILL ME so i'm good

RedstoneHoe 11 years ago
Arows

mrsnakegaming 10 years ago
i've seen that!!!!!!!!

anime gamer 11 years ago
im in britan and born there so wont help me much

asdeatgrehedfsd last year
一次我就挂了,还需要每天都要被锯开吗?

happydude718 9 years ago
Downside?

and439 11 years ago
You get 1$ million but lose 5, 000 then get 1 $ million then lose 5, 000 so you get 1 $ million in two days

emilyflame789 11 years ago
It's not like you're going to die...

nibs35 5 years ago
It never said that your job is to have that happen to you it just said that a million dollars each day your life but that has to happen, so basically after one day hire a hit man

Nephilim 12 years ago
i dont care cux to show that im perfectly fine he will put me back to normal..

ThatHuskyOT 11 years ago
Worth it as long as the magician is good at magic :L

NiftyChiby 8 years ago
I guess this is how ppl ended their life ;-;

AthenaOnyx 10 years ago
My first thought: The pain not worth it. My second thought: What if its a trick question, because the writer never said that you would live through the first performance. Third thought: Even if you thought the money was worth in the first night, after... [Show full comment]

Askia668 10 years ago
One person is crammed into one half of the box, the other in the other half. The magician cuts the box in half through the middle..

Boyindahood 9 years ago
But the trick is fake i wont actually be sawed in half so wtf #yo people stupid

Queen_Ziggy 10 years ago
Well at the end of show I should be back in one piece, so...

chRAWRizard 11 years ago
Being a magicians assistant for 1 mil a day? And you only.need to.be presemt for one 5 minute act! This is one of the best deals ive ever heard of.

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen 4 years ago
Ez choice

Icefrout 12 years ago
Best job ever!

DomZ127 9 years ago
Instead of working 40 hours a week. Where"s the problem?

hotdoguman 11 years ago
million dollars for doing an illusion yeah sign me up

YayorNay 7 years ago
I'm gonna quit after a few months or years

Giorizk 10 years ago
Wait IF you get sann you Will die

Soaku 10 years ago
Grammar here makes that I don't understand anything.

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hello men and women 11 years ago
The saw in half is fake, so you don't die. Also you get paid for it.

166 last year
每天晚上上班工作内容魔术助手甚至没有要求必须要有什么动作表情那直接睡觉不就好了,工资100万美元,日结
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