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Dakaar10 years ago

I hope they mean the trick, and not literally sawed in half

BoYan_help9 months ago

Me to🫡

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dankmemes1018 years ago

I get paid to sit in a box for a few minutes every night for people"s entertainment. Doesn't sound too bad. The magic trick isn't even real. The only thing I'm worried about is standing on a stage while people stare at me.

LolbitTheFunnyFox4 years ago

hey! I"ve been here before!

RuntyOwl88 years ago

365,000,000 every year?!?!?! Fuck yea

Parzival0037 years ago

I thought it said I would turn into a swan wtf

Dakblake7 years ago

Pay that dude to fake it

bigsweatyguy3 years ago

omg bart simposms

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TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

One Million Dollars Everyday hmm tempting... HELL YES!

Trapzz9 years ago

what if the magician fails like the one I watched on youtube?

nancy9 years ago

He can't failðŸ˜’ it's a magic trick, have u ever watched the biggest secret of magic reviled?

Trevor Valance12 years ago

so, basically a job that pays you $1,000,000? wtf you people stupid?

Hyltran3 years ago

You would die the first night but your relatives would get one million dollars.

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KodakKarnage7 years ago

$1,000,000 plus magic show revenue equals tons of bills

Tailsthefox1257 years ago

I am not just tails,I am myself IRL that is immortal so u can cut me in half whenever you want

LonleyFerret7 years ago

WHATS THE DOWNSIDE

BoazvanCaem7 years ago

So I"d lose half of my body, then half of that half, and so on? That"s horrible!

EnderHIM8 years ago

That will cause economic disaster.

WBGrock8 years ago

what they didn't tell you was the magic trick was putting you back together afterward.... The sawing is real

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

As long as he is a good magician...

Jaggedbacon9 years ago

It doesn't say that he pretends to cut you in half. He will ACTUALLY cut you in half

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happydude7187 years ago

Downside?

and4399 years ago

You get 1$ million but lose 5, 000 then get 1 $ million then lose 5, 000 so you get 1 $ million in two days

asdeatgrehedfsdlast month

一次我就挂了，还需要每天都要被锯开吗？

emilyflame7899 years ago

It's not like you're going to die...

nibs354 years ago

It never said that your job is to have that happen to you it just said that a million dollars each day your life but that has to happen, so basically after one day hire a hit man

Nephilim11 years ago

i dont care cux to show that im perfectly fine he will put me back to normal..

NiftyChiby7 years ago

I guess this is how ppl ended their life ;-;

AthenaOnyx9 years ago

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Askia6688 years ago

One person is crammed into one half of the box, the other in the other half. The magician cuts the box in half through the middle..

ThatHuskyOT9 years ago

Worth it as long as the magician is good at magic :L

Queen_Ziggy9 years ago

Well at the end of show I should be back in one piece, so...

chRAWRizard10 years ago

Being a magicians assistant for 1 mil a day? And you only.need to.be presemt for one 5 minute act! This is one of the best deals ive ever heard of.

Boyindahood7 years ago

But the trick is fake i wont actually be sawed in half so wtf #yo people stupid

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen3 years ago

Ez choice

Icefrout10 years ago

Best job ever!

DomZ1278 years ago

Instead of working 40 hours a week. Where"s the problem?

YayorNay6 years ago

I'm gonna quit after a few months or years

Giorizk8 years ago

Wait IF you get sann you Will die

hotdoguman 9 years ago

million dollars for doing an illusion yeah sign me up

Soaku9 years ago

Grammar here makes that I don't understand anything.

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Palermo10 years ago

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reaper9817267 years ago

best be a damn good magician

hello men and women9 years ago

The saw in half is fake, so you don't die. Also you get paid for it.

jdan9 years ago

I will stop the act

davidbowie11 years ago

reminder: THAT IS ACTUALLY SOME PEOPLE'S JOB

Gamerjosh9 years ago

The thing is, its magic, so u wont die. :l

Hyltran7 years ago

The downside is that you have to work every night. Can you ever quit this job? Or do you have to work every night for the rest of your life? I suppose it"s still worth working everyday with that kind of money.

herbertpostman9 years ago

It doesn't specify what magic show. Mine would be in my house for my imaginary friend or my cats or so and it would be performed so bad that the show only lasts a minute

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

It never said sawed in half PAINFULLY

crjenna9 years ago

Magicians don't actually saw you in half

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verarch9 years ago

it's probably some back alley magician that is super shady

MrL3 years ago

can't you just kill the magic man

ARFRostByte10 years ago

Pay the magician not to do this.

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