You can do anything you want, the law does not apply to you, nor do the laws of physics. You are unstoppable and unqeustionable. Nothing you do is given a second thought by others.
but
You are only attracted to dogs.
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark4 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

0ppl23320 days ago
pls

minimegaman0908 months ago
WAIT i just realized, it says you can do anything you want. that would include erasing the downside from existence

minimegaman0908 months ago
i hope nothing bad happens

Drakor8 months ago
Anthros loophole. But still no, dragons are better

ShippingTrash8 years ago
The laws of the button say that I am attracted to dogs. However the law does not apply to me. L o o p h o l e

Therminite8 years ago
Exactly XD

hollyskyes9 years ago
#asexual

Bread_Person113 years ago
Same but also beasteality?
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thesnivelife4 years ago
i have cynophobia

Sean Ford12 years ago
You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.

H4RRY_P0TT3R7 years ago
Meh I don't care
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aderpydude8 years ago
Can't you just make dogs look like sexy humans?

Bobcob6667 years ago
You know this was written 48 years ago, right?

Marshall Cresant Luna12 years ago
If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those dogs into people and I can even choose their looks

Ya_boi_jeff6 years ago
Smart
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STEPHENBOYETT7 years ago
You could just WANT to be attracted to people and not dogs! TRY ME BITCH!!!!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM8 years ago
So, Thomas sanders in his mind talking to his sides?

Haseebullah Syed Hussaini12 years ago
The law says that "You are only attracted to dogs." And I defy them.

Bread_Person113 years ago
THIS
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fishgiver9 years ago
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Derpss9 years ago
Fu again

Tazzy Pup9 years ago
I'm Peter Griffin

Max Muhr12 years ago
I am unquestionable. I'll set the new trend of fucking dogs.

Flameshot9 years ago
Loophole
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Daria Vaughan12 years ago
We better call Blink-182 to sing us a song.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
@Didenne WHILE WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, CUZ YOU’VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT! *harmonica noises*
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Jako90568 years ago
I could måske the doga sexy women with my new powers. LOOPHOLE

Peradox11 years ago
Still. . . had sex.

Unknown229 years ago
rules dont apply :) that means this rule

Rawrx3nuzzle6 years ago
Furry life?

Dooriel9 years ago
I can already hear the FBI knocking on my door after pressing the button

MexicanHobo6 months ago
BET

trenton0609 years ago
wait than if you were unstoppable couldn't you change that?

ThatGuyThatGamesALot10 years ago
So i get boned by dogs? WTF

Dripper123458 years ago
I am atracted to nothing no and you could change that if you wanted to soooooooo

Otakucreepypastafan8 years ago
Undertale
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Vespertine9 years ago
Just because you're attracted to something doesn't mean you have to have sex with it.

Artemis Fowl9 years ago
"You are unstoppable and unquestionable. Nothing you do is given a second thought by others". So if you did press the button, no one would care anyway, but also like Marshall Cresant Luna said, "If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those do...[Show full comment]

Loophole man9 years ago
I am already attracted to dogs by gravity

SausageSammy695 years ago
If I can do anything then I'll just change so that I don't have to be attracted to dogs

Merilille9 years ago
While being omnipotent sounds great, I hate dogs. I refuse to do anything relating to dogs. This question needs to be EXTERMINATED.

AssHar8 years ago
*inhales* boi

LanceTheBrony11 years ago
Only the upside changes. ._. Nah, JK. XD

Ruby_Slippers10 years ago
Switch the words 'human' and 'dog'

Edegio9 years ago
#TIMETODEADPOEPLE

Starslayer9 years ago
It never said romantically

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
True.....

jimmyeatass10 months ago
what the fuck

ICOULDN'TTHINKOFAGOODNAMESOIWROTETHISINSTEAD9 years ago
Still, I insist about adding a "Weird" button... just sayin...

DKoszyk112810 years ago
Guys did you know theres A F***ING DOWNSIDE

seriously_smart4 years ago
Jokes on you. This rule doesnt apply to me now

MrPijus12310 years ago
ISIS pressed a billion times

silversniper999 years ago
this sounds like going into a godlike state and ilike being human for some reason

lyrika6 years ago
if the laws of physics don't affect you you probably die

MatthewCooper8 years ago
I dont have to be attracted to someone to have sex with them

Jack North12 years ago
Wolfboy!

Mstrgmr66 months ago
L O O P H O L E

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
TIME TO DEFY THAT DOWNSIDE"S OPRESSION!

littlestars9 years ago
i could make myself attracted to everything

wrstscp10 years ago
well this is a law and i can break the law sooooo ya also it doesnt say i cant break that rule XD
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