Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

0ppl233 last year

pls

Aldebaran_Smith 9 months ago

I kill all dogs

minimegaman090 2 years ago

WAIT i just realized, it says you can do anything you want. that would include erasing the downside from existence

Drakor 2 years ago

Anthros loophole. But still no, dragons are better

minimegaman090 2 years ago

i hope nothing bad happens

ShippingTrash 9 years ago

The laws of the button say that I am attracted to dogs. However the law does not apply to me. L o o p h o l e

Therminite 9 years ago

Exactly XD

hollyskyes 11 years ago

#asexual

Bread_Person11 4 years ago

Same but also beasteality?

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thesnivelife 5 years ago

i have cynophobia

Sean Ford 13 years ago

You know, the person who wrote this could have instead put "bitches" and then laughed in glee as everyone assumed he meant temperamental women and not female dogs. What a waste.

H4RRY_P0TT3R 8 years ago

Meh I don't care

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aderpydude 9 years ago

Can't you just make dogs look like sexy humans?

Bobcob666 8 years ago

You know this was written 48 years ago, right?

Marshall Cresant Luna 13 years ago

If i have the power to do anything i wish the I turn those dogs into people and I can even choose their looks

Ya_boi_jeff 7 years ago

Smart

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Haseebullah Syed Hussaini 13 years ago

The law says that "You are only attracted to dogs." And I defy them.

Bread_Person11 4 years ago

THIS

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STEPHENBOYETT 9 years ago

You could just WANT to be attracted to people and not dogs! TRY ME BITCH!!!!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM 9 years ago

So, Thomas sanders in his mind talking to his sides?

fishgiver 11 years ago

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Derpss 10 years ago

Fu again

Tazzy Pup 11 years ago

I'm Peter Griffin

Max Muhr 13 years ago

I am unquestionable. I'll set the new trend of fucking dogs.

Flameshot 10 years ago

Loophole

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Daria Vaughan 13 years ago

We better call Blink-182 to sing us a song.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@Didenne WHILE WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, CUZ YOU’VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT! *harmonica noises*

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SeabassJames 10 years ago

The law that says I am only attracted to dogs does not apply to me. Either that, or I change the definition of dog to whatever I want. "What's up, dog?"

Yeetaleet 4 years ago

Being able to get away with everything...in return of being a zoophile. Fuck.

crazydude99 11 years ago

Well I'm basically omnipotent so I'll makev it so I'm attracted to people or I'll turn the dogs into humans

Sillywafflefries 10 years ago

No downside

Sonicplays 6 years ago

I dont give a crap I love doggos

AndrewPitt 11 years ago

I can make myself be unattracted to dogs

XTheMan 12 years ago

i can be attracted to dogs but marry people like a normal person

DFDragonFire 8 years ago

Live on another planet with your dogs. Bless them with this power. Be awesome.

GamemasterDrag 11 years ago

I'm a furry... so i kinda already am.

Misa Elizabeth Helnoire 13 years ago

no bestiality for me thank you.

oldnotweak 11 years ago

ok.... so i just wont be having sex..... thats not even a problem

BrownGangstaWoman 10 years ago

There are no laws of physics, so....

laserbreak 11 years ago

48% of people are complete idiots

Ray Marc 11 years ago

Hey, if thats what i would fancy. Ill be getting them bitches though. :)

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NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

You actually copied it. It was mostly satire, but you copied it anyways. To be fair, it wasn’t my comment, but how do you people believe these things?

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