Will You Press The Button?

Rimrockers3510 years ago

the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR7 years ago

Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

Ritty038 years ago

All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

NotYourAverageToaster8 years ago

while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR7 years ago

Lol

Lily Flower12 years ago

And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti107 years ago

Mid blown

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Brian Taylor12 years ago

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago

LMAO DUDE!

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Nasho5 years ago

That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

InfiniteDooble10 years ago

Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR7 years ago

Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already

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Lepraxhaun055 years ago

Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny65710 years ago

Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine10 years ago

Surprisingly nothing perverted here

StormTDR7 years ago

What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick8 years ago

downside? I like a good problem.

supersuchti10 years ago

Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_10 years ago

They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid9169 years ago

Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution10 years ago

A sniper never has to meet their target

Selmar Koning12 years ago

meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii4 years ago

wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

Just introduce yourself

Limboo8 years ago

Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms12 years ago

If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson12 years ago

Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez12 years ago

If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer12 years ago

Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

RedWolfy6 years ago

*Screams everywhere I go every 5 seconds* HI, MY NAME IS JOHN!!!

potatobutt10 years ago

i go to random people on street and they are like :YOU LITTLE SHIT I WILL KILL YO... then you just shake hands and he is like; :OMG I LOVE YOU

SkylaTheHunter10 years ago

Tman105 Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

kitsunekid169 years ago

dumbass

TheMilkMan9 years ago

Just give them some Milk

sharky_marky8 years ago

Hello. My name is Mark. Nice to meet you.

rising_demon10 years ago

I'll make a kingdom of my lovers

Linker9 years ago

Anyone who tries to kill me I can talk to and then they will love me :P

Black9ja7 years ago

When they meet u they’ll fall in love with u

Nao10 years ago

*goes at me with a baseball bat from behind. *i turn around *i say hi *she says FU-hi, d-d-du you-u.. kind o-of.. like me? xD

Randomwoords3 years ago

What if you hate yourself??

MsToRandom9 years ago

not exactly a dillemma with an actuall downside

ThatFandomtrash8 years ago

Then they meet me and we"d be cool

cat_is_fluffy10 years ago

This has a big flaw in it

RipperMC1219 years ago

Yes but whenever the ppl that u don't meet come to kill u they meet u so u could just make them not want to kill u.

Xiao Deng12 years ago

Yeah... O.e isn't this a contradiction?

NS8 years ago

I'll just need to be famous then.

AGA10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]