Will You Press The Button?

Ritty03 9 years ago

All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

Rimrockers35 11 years ago

the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

NotYourAverageToaster 9 years ago

while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Lol

Lily Flower 13 years ago

And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti10 9 years ago

Mid blown

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silvestre_will_press_the_button 4 years ago

Poop

Brian Taylor 13 years ago

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer 5 years ago

LMAO DUDE!

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Nasho 6 years ago

That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

TrackmasterGuy 8 months ago

8 billion actually

InfiniteDooble 12 years ago

Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR 9 years ago

Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already

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Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago

Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny657 11 years ago

Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine 11 years ago

Surprisingly nothing perverted here

happyman123 9 months ago

ill rape you

StormTDR 9 years ago

What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick 9 years ago

downside? I like a good problem.

Selmar Koning 13 years ago

meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii 5 years ago

wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

supersuchti 11 years ago

Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_ 11 years ago

They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid916 10 years ago

Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution 11 years ago

A sniper never has to meet their target

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

Just introduce yourself

Limboo 9 years ago

Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms 13 years ago

If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson 13 years ago

Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez 13 years ago

If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer 13 years ago

Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

Tehepixpro 10 years ago

Become Popular on YT. WOO!

therealandy 6 years ago

step one - get in bullet proof bunker making the only way to kill me be close combat step two - open front door step three - meet everyone who tries to kill me step four - be loved by everyone

A button presser 11 years ago

Downside = Donald Trump

XEP 11 years ago

Donald trump could go have sex with hitlery cliton for good luck but he lost

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Ribena 9 years ago

You see them wave - Married.. ...Killer = best friend now

unknown 1209 11 years ago

i am with bunny657

AshtonThimesch 8 years ago

I'll have a really long line with no weapons allowed, and meet all 8 Billion people.

Birb Nova 11 years ago

i'm lonely.

JeremyLee 9 years ago

How many people you met (at least 1000) vs how many you didn't (7,500,000,000[rounded off])

Tom Bombadil 11 years ago

This is a whole new level of dumb. Of course they'd meet me if they're trying to kill me.

Jamenneel 10 years ago

No...you're just stupid. Ever heard of snipers, the military, or North Korea?

XDRandomGamerDX 10 years ago

So youre telling me i could make people love by meeting me and all the people i don't meet want to kill me? 1. How will they find me. 2. If they meet me it's win win. 3. How will they know who they are trying to kill.

Dartanman 10 years ago

They would try to kill you, then they meet you, then it doesn't matter.

Skaro 13 years ago

I don't go outside

RazIsGaming 2 years ago

*guy loading sniper* *I notice him* "oh hi there buddy!! what's your name?" *we start making out*

Rainbowmadhatter 11 years ago

I get to be an epic anime!!

JollyJenkins 9 years ago

Go into a public area where there"s lots of people. This seems counterproductive, but if you get a crowd of people around you, you'll be safe. Areas where snipers and other shooters can't get you, but plenty of people hang around for one reason or another ... [Show full comment]

IRButtonpresser 9 years ago

But then the bunch of people would mess you up

TheToughCookieGirl 11 years ago

but wouldn't they stop trying to kill you once they see/met you?

ImTheLaw 5 years ago

These comments were made 6 years aga what am i doing here

Will I Press The Button? No. 11 years ago

Person: Imma kill you R.I.P Me: Hi, Im WillIPressTheButtonNo! Wanna be friends? **A FEW MOMENTS LATER** Person: I loveeee youuuu

Jonathan_408 9 years ago

I will post my face then.... Or... make my name long like osas so people will see me online

Kirevaam 11 years ago

You alter people's wills, and people try to kill you and hate you. Heck no

domo908 10 years ago

before they try to kill me walk up to them meet them problem solved

SkylaTheHunter 11 years ago

Tman105 Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]