Will You Press The Button?

Rimrockers359 years ago

the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR7 years ago

Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

Ritty037 years ago

All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

NotYourAverageToaster8 years ago

while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR7 years ago

Lol

Lily Flower12 years ago

And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti107 years ago

Mid blown

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Brian Taylor12 years ago

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago

LMAO DUDE!

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Nasho4 years ago

That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

InfiniteDooble10 years ago

Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR7 years ago

Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already

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Lepraxhaun055 years ago

Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny6579 years ago

Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine10 years ago

Surprisingly nothing perverted here

StormTDR7 years ago

What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick7 years ago

downside? I like a good problem.

supersuchti9 years ago

Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_9 years ago

They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid9169 years ago

Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution10 years ago

A sniper never has to meet their target

Selmar Koning12 years ago

meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii3 years ago

wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

Just introduce yourself

Limboo7 years ago

Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms12 years ago

If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson12 years ago

Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez12 years ago

If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer12 years ago

Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

Dragspinner8 years ago

How cancer They kill me If They ser me

MAAGOVAD9 years ago

They say whenever someone tries to kill you they have to know you. Problem solved before it even happens

gen224 years ago

theres no down side bekuz when thay see you the will love you and probobly become yanders

Master1239 years ago

WORK OUT IN THE GYM

superrobbie109 years ago

Just meet them when they are going to kill you ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Paris4443076 years ago

Once you meet them they won’t try to kill you anymore so there’s the solution

Lonewanderer9 years ago

Try to kil me meet me prob solved like a boss

EpicGold9998 years ago

But when they hate me and kill 😵 me, they will come to me and meet me, problem solved 😉😎😁👍🏼!!!

WillowVenters7 years ago

If u dont meet them how do they know to kill u?

MrLoomis429 years ago

That's just creepy. You can never again sleep in peace, killers will always be lurking in the shadows.

Xaxarolus8 years ago

I'll just grab my shotgun XD

imjoe2014 10 years ago

Meet everyone in the world

rylan frazier9 years ago

Key word "try"

Jamenneel9 years ago

Key word "everyone"

SuprNatrlgamr9 years ago

This is almost split perfectly in half 20066 20063

Howday3 years ago

They don't know I exist if we haven't met. Or where I"d be. If they do, then as another commenter said, they"d meet me before they killed me. No downsides!

aname9 years ago

just meet them

HMijnen7 years ago

One they meet me, the'll love me...

00CobraGamer009 years ago

Just say hi to the person who's got close enough to kill you.

therealandy4 years ago

step one - get in bullet proof bunker making the only way to kill me be close combat step two - open front door step three - meet everyone who tries to kill me step four - be loved by everyone

A button presser9 years ago

Downside = Donald Trump

XEP9 years ago

Donald trump could go have sex with hitlery cliton for good luck but he lost

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Ribena8 years ago

You see them wave - Married.. ...Killer = best friend now

unknown 12099 years ago

i am with bunny657

Tehepixpro9 years ago

Become Popular on YT. WOO!

JeremyLee8 years ago

How many people you met (at least 1000) vs how many you didn't (7,500,000,000[rounded off])

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

This is a whole new level of dumb. Of course they'd meet me if they're trying to kill me.

Jamenneel9 years ago

No...you're just stupid. Ever heard of snipers, the military, or North Korea?

XDRandomGamerDX9 years ago

So youre telling me i could make people love by meeting me and all the people i don't meet want to kill me? 1. How will they find me. 2. If they meet me it's win win. 3. How will they know who they are trying to kill.

AshtonThimesch7 years ago

I'll have a really long line with no weapons allowed, and meet all 8 Billion people.

Birb Nova9 years ago

i'm lonely.

RazIsGaming4 months ago

*guy loading sniper* *I notice him* "oh hi there buddy!! what's your name?" *we start making out*

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