Everyone you meet will love you in whatever way you want them to.
but
Everyone you don't meet will hate you and actively try to kill you whenever possible.
I will not

Ritty03 9 years ago
All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

Rimrockers35 11 years ago
the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR 9 years ago
Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

NotYourAverageToaster 9 years ago
while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR 9 years ago
Lol

Lily Flower 13 years ago
And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti10 9 years ago
Mid blown
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silvestre_will_press_the_button 4 years ago
Poop

Brian Taylor 13 years ago
"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer 6 years ago
LMAO DUDE!
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Nasho 6 years ago
That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

TrackmasterGuy 9 months ago
8 billion actually

InfiniteDooble 12 years ago
Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR 9 years ago
Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already
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Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago
Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny657 11 years ago
Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine 11 years ago
Surprisingly nothing perverted here

happyman123 9 months ago
ill rape you

StormTDR 9 years ago
What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick 9 years ago
downside? I like a good problem.

Selmar Koning 13 years ago
meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii 5 years ago
wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

supersuchti 11 years ago
Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_ 11 years ago
They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid916 10 years ago
Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution 11 years ago
A sniper never has to meet their target

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago
Just introduce yourself

Limboo 9 years ago
Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms 13 years ago
If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson 13 years ago
Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez 13 years ago
If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer 13 years ago
Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

LandonDecides 5 years ago
But then they’ve met me

joVan1616 11 years ago
who said i can't defend myself

Jamenneel 10 years ago
You can't. How many snipers that could easily pick you off are trying to kill you?

Katlord2704 9 years ago
Step 1: get 27 guns and keep them in your coat step 2: get a badass eyepatch step 3: nobody will want to fuck with you

JollyJenkins 9 years ago
This is a Metal Gear Solid reference, isn't it? (-:

Bilbo_Baggins 11 years ago
just say hi to literally everyone

Phye 10 years ago
Ehnmmmmmm nope

Ratl 9 years ago
If they try to kill you, they'll see you and love you in WHATEVER way you want them to! 😉

Rebellion598 10 years ago
Just go on a international news program or something and broadcast yourself to the world. Boom, no one is gonna kill ya.

Multifandomsgirl 6 years ago
It sounds like charm speak

camping gunner 11 years ago
well meet the people who will kill you and if their snipers ask the person you meet to bring the sniper so you can meet them

BaileyPuppy 10 years ago
If they don't know you, then you could just meet them, then problem solved!

Lzke 8 years ago
Them killing me does require them meeting me.

CarBitGTSaxen 11 years ago
I will meet everyone then!

Jamenneel 10 years ago
With 7 billion people on the planet... good luck

FerrinAlgoso 9 years ago
It"s like random bullies that randomly pick you for randomly no reason. But hey, keep complimenting them and Problem Solved!

guss 12 years ago
when they'll try to kill me, they meet me, so they love me, no downside.

srsgames 9 years ago
If they haven't met me how would they know that I exist because I don't have social media, but if I did would meeting someone through that make them not hate you or only in person.

Krakragaming 11 years ago
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kitsunekid16 11 years ago
dumbass

bubblechaser123 10 years ago
If Mettaton loves me that OMG YESSSSS I got haters who cares I want Mettaton oh yes darling!

anne_crystal 2 years ago
When they try to kill me... wouldn't I be meeting them? No downsides

Candyprincess 11 years ago
When they try to kill us, just meet them

MAAGOVAD 10 years ago
They say whenever someone tries to kill you they have to know you. Problem solved before it even happens

gen22 5 years ago
theres no down side bekuz when thay see you the will love you and probobly become yanders

Master123 11 years ago
WORK OUT IN THE GYM

Dragspinner 9 years ago
How cancer They kill me If They ser me

Paris444307 8 years ago
Once you meet them they won’t try to kill you anymore so there’s the solution

Lonewanderer 11 years ago
Try to kil me meet me prob solved like a boss

EpicGold999 9 years ago
But when they hate me and kill 😵 me, they will come to me and meet me, problem solved 😉😎😁👍🏼!!!

superrobbie10 10 years ago
Just meet them when they are going to kill you ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Xaxarolus 10 years ago
I'll just grab my shotgun XD
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