Will You Press The Button?

tails999 11 years ago

I pressed a button that gave me immortality, so the jokes on you!

SinonMercer 8 years ago

That"s not how it works dumbass.

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Etharian 10 years ago

I would stop everything bad from happening everywhere, all at once, including my death which would cause an apocalyptic event(and therefore can be considered something "bad"), and live as long as I want to. Then when I become tired of living, I could(and w... [Show full comment]

GoblinMan 8 months ago

i hope you die

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Weary Wanderer 10 years ago

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AsuraShun 4 years ago

you"ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

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Futurefounda1 9 years ago

Stop myself from dying. LOOPHOLE!!

Willard Miller 13 years ago

So, on my deathbed, I'll just go get cryogenically frozen. I won't technically be dead. And then I'll be worshiped as a Messiah by the masses. :D

rinacerous997 5 years ago

Like if u saved many many people while u were alive frozen when u get un frozen something like the earth explodes from the inside would happen

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AnonymousDudeYEAR0001 10 years ago

Jokes on you, I have immortality.

awsome_nuub 10 years ago

THATS EVEN WORSE!!!

M4thDJ 9 years ago

So I don't have to be sick 99, 9% of my life? Doesn't matter if I became very sick on my deathbed when I got to stay healthy during the time that mattered the most. So sure, why not. I could literally be naked Santa Claus during Christmas without worrying ... [Show full comment]

PsudeumPops 9 years ago

It hurts when it happens but bad things are learning experiences

Wolfswift 11 years ago

Dying is bad, so I stop myself from dying. Forever.

Ramisoboh 8 years ago

But your dead

Maggie Vanderwier 13 years ago

it wont matter cause ill be dead

SnapSkull 4 years ago

Exactly, that"s what I'm saying.

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Charlie Banks 13 years ago

THE ULTIMATE TROLL!!!

cheesypie 2 years ago

explode all 31.255 nukes in America, stop every single one... and jump off a building

Aaron Weddle 13 years ago

if i go im taking u all with me hahaha

Shaun DeCuir 13 years ago

Well my death would be bad so I can prevent that

David Lavell Baker 13 years ago

Soooo when you die the world like... dies too?

Tatiana L. Smith 13 years ago

Happened to Jesus *shrug*

Rand Al'thor 13 years ago

I consider me being dead a bad thing

yomamaanddada 6 years ago

COck

AssFace 11 years ago

I would build up so much badness that it would be difficult for live to find an equivalent.

ALIEN-OG 9 years ago

wow being in debt or homeless when im about to die is really gonna hurt

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

stop death

Mysterious Enigma 12 years ago

If I stop myself from being rejected, would I be rejected from dying?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

9/11 2

Sean1414 11 years ago

So I would be Jesus

Kitsune_0w0 8 years ago

So all my family and friends would have an abnormal amount of happy Ness due to the fact that I only make everone misreble

Jinxia 29 days ago

I will stop my death

LE quack 11 years ago

stop me from dying mlg pro

deadwalker318 9 years ago

You can stop ANYTHING bad from happening. Depending on what you believe is bad, such as something like going to jail, you could, say, rob a ton of banks and never get arrested, then spend millions on getting cryogenically frozen right before you die. GENIUS.

Piotr Grochowski 9 years ago

but won't god choose to teleport you to hell instead of heaven at death if you do that?

LuckyDoubleD 4 years ago

yeah, im a bit of a pandora

LuckyDoubleD 4 years ago

"s box

Lenny 11 years ago

win-win 1st step:stop my families/friends death. 2nd step: the universe will not end

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Something as bad will happen when you die, so you're just confirming that it will, and make it earlier.

Blockman350 9 years ago

But who determines what"s bad? What if I say happiness is bad and stop all happiness?

TooManyFandoms 10 years ago

So basically you are a superhero when your alive, and then when you die, in heaven: "Guess what! You caused the earth to explode! No heaven for you!"

EllaNelson 10 years ago

If nothing bad can happen then you, then you won't die.

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Ardras 7 years ago

Well... In that case my death will become "something bad". So I just have to use this power to stop ageing, and in doing so to prevent my death. World peace, prosperity AND immortality. *hits the button*

Carllz 12 years ago

Well it'll last less time; I'd be fine with that. Good luck future self.

#SPOOKY 11 years ago

Ummm downside

Gracicorn15 9 years ago

I pressed an immortality button. I'm good!

Emmy LovesPuppies 13 years ago

It depends on your definition of bad as different people have different views on what is bad as for me..... that is everything not doing with death and murder.