Will You Press The Button?

tails999 11 years ago

I pressed a button that gave me immortality, so the jokes on you!

SinonMercer 8 years ago

That"s not how it works dumbass.

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Etharian 10 years ago

I would stop everything bad from happening everywhere, all at once, including my death which would cause an apocalyptic event(and therefore can be considered something "bad"), and live as long as I want to. Then when I become tired of living, I could(and w... [Show full comment]

GoblinMan 9 months ago

i hope you die

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Weary Wanderer 10 years ago

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AsuraShun 4 years ago

you"ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

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Willard Miller 13 years ago

So, on my deathbed, I'll just go get cryogenically frozen. I won't technically be dead. And then I'll be worshiped as a Messiah by the masses. :D

rinacerous997 5 years ago

Like if u saved many many people while u were alive frozen when u get un frozen something like the earth explodes from the inside would happen

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Futurefounda1 10 years ago

Stop myself from dying. LOOPHOLE!!

AnonymousDudeYEAR0001 11 years ago

Jokes on you, I have immortality.

awsome_nuub 10 years ago

THATS EVEN WORSE!!!

M4thDJ 9 years ago

So I don't have to be sick 99, 9% of my life? Doesn't matter if I became very sick on my deathbed when I got to stay healthy during the time that mattered the most. So sure, why not. I could literally be naked Santa Claus during Christmas without worrying ... [Show full comment]

PsudeumPops 9 years ago

It hurts when it happens but bad things are learning experiences

Wolfswift 11 years ago

Dying is bad, so I stop myself from dying. Forever.

Ramisoboh 8 years ago

But your dead

Maggie Vanderwier 13 years ago

it wont matter cause ill be dead

SnapSkull 4 years ago

Exactly, that"s what I'm saying.

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Charlie Banks 13 years ago

THE ULTIMATE TROLL!!!

cheesypie 3 years ago

explode all 31.255 nukes in America, stop every single one... and jump off a building

Aaron Weddle 13 years ago

if i go im taking u all with me hahaha

Shaun DeCuir 13 years ago

Well my death would be bad so I can prevent that

David Lavell Baker 13 years ago

Soooo when you die the world like... dies too?

Tatiana L. Smith 13 years ago

Happened to Jesus *shrug*

Rand Al'thor 13 years ago

I consider me being dead a bad thing

noddiah 12 years ago

Well, if that happens then it'll happen to me, but I guess in the end, I protected mine and many others before I died because if I know like everybody, nothing bad would ever happen to them. Cause then it'd be something bad that happened in my life.

CarthOnasi 10 years ago

im Freaking immortal, so world peace for evars!

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

Stop your death if you consider it bad

Lzke 8 years ago

*laughs maniacally* when I die I'm taking all you fuckers with me!

iHasPhancakes 11 years ago

Everyone is saying 'stop me dying' but at the moment you were supposed to die, you'd have to live through those other awful things you prevented.

BUWANG16 9 years ago

Well .... not on my watch. All who pushed the button won’t die at the sametime anyway. So when i die. People stop this bad things to happen. So why not?

Skanda Rue 13 years ago

i beleieve what he meant was, you can stop any bad you want from happening until you die, but when you die, something equal in badness to everything you stopped combined would happen.

Mrusername 4 years ago

So if I die, it will basically become the end of the world?

Lenny 11 years ago

including my death (°¿°)

WeedCard 9 years ago

I could stop aging and live forever cash me ousside howbow dah

annabel8 11 years ago

I pressed the button so I could prevent donald trump. everyone will be grateful.

im_a_runner 10 years ago

Do not try to alter God"s plans

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localized3 6 years ago

someone pressed this button and died on 2020, didn't they?

ArmadilloOverlords 12 years ago

define bad.

se&ntilde;oritapambisita 11 years ago

As long as I don't live it

Zeldock_YT 9 years ago

I’m dead though

Doyee 10 years ago

I'll be immortal

MeIoetta 9 years ago

I will stop my death then because it will be bad

Domingo Berlanga 13 years ago

wait do the bad things build up? does stopping an earthquake a volcano, and nuclear explosion mean that all will happen simultaneously when I die?

epicdaniel1 11 years ago

Of course they do!

AndrijaFuncyman 10 years ago

IDC I won't be alive to see it.

JPV 2 years ago

selfish mode activated

Wulframm 11 years ago

another one that kinda defeats the purpose.

ninjadino321 11 years ago

Isn't that technically death in the first place for everyone?

EchoKind 6 years ago

I mean, I'm not alive anymore soooo....

KookiePie111 11 years ago

Just stop my death, problem solved.

Aerodynamics12 9 years ago

I'll stop my own death from happening!

ThatAngryCatDemon 8 years ago

Let them all die as I die

VaswStr 12 years ago

If it happens to me then i'll take one for the team i guess

Icode1 10 years ago

who cares im dead anyway

indoom 11 years ago

If your yung its a good thing if your old its a bad thing

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kitsunekid16 11 years ago

dumbass

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