You have an item of your choice that is completely indestructible and you can summon it or whisk it away whenever you please.
but
The item is sentient and can talk to you telepathically whenever it wants, and is extremely annoying.
I will not

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 10 years ago
Excalibur from soul eater

Aliens31 2 years ago
Dammit I was going to say that. Well, you win this time...
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Migdin1 10 years ago
FREE FRIEND THAT ALSO TALKS AND IS ALSO ANNOYING??!?!?!!? OFCOURSE I WANT IT!!!

thisisalongname 9 years ago
Im exactly that lmao

235x0 3 years ago
a pearl that gives me inter-universe teleportation.

kittyguy 2 years ago
MINECRA-

AmyWilliams 11 years ago
This is literally Magnus Chase and the sword of summer. Jack is so funny.

GreenWolf 5 years ago
I SEARCHED EXACTLY THIS COMMENT
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Chiefamp12 11 years ago
CHoose an item with on off switch...

PlayfulTriceratops 10 years ago
Omg yes!

Forest_wolf 3 years ago
I actually made a character with this exact idea before I saw this so I would be able to just be my character (Oh and just keep it with you, you should eventually get used to it)

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago
Me: welcome to my parlor said the mage to the gangsters Gangster1: gimme your money or die me: neither! Annoying multitool: yeah he is not gonna die u are hehehe SORCERY STAFF MODE!!! Gangster2: Ahh how CUTE me: *blasts them with lasers* gangster3: Retreat!

MuuToo 10 years ago
Sooooo the Eyelander from the TF2 comics essentially.

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago
Killing you, is full time job now.

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Get a backpack that lets you travel to any fictional universe at will and always contains whatever you want or need at all times, done!

Starlo 2 years ago
So "Backpack" from Dora then explorer but like, More?

TrevorTheDominator 9 years ago
*summons a summoner of any itemS i want whenever i want counting something that can disable telpathy XDDD*

SomethingNotSpecial 9 years ago
Hmm... One Word: MONADO.

woomyy 3 years ago
i love xenoblafde

The POOP master 10 years ago
Yandere people will come to life

Temmie! 10 years ago
The Ekko's "time machine" from League of Legends

Sndop 9 years ago
Kayn has a talking scythe

JacobGagnon 8 years ago
Basicly my girlfriend

elibily_ 10 years ago
My dick

DEEJAY_TheButtonPresser 10 years ago
poo

Flameice2 10 years ago
I have a friend now. Yay. Also, a talking death note other can Alison turn into a sword( hell yeah)

KawaiiKira 10 years ago
S, I can have an extremely annoying Death Note....I"d still have it... It sounds lie me.

larkvesp 9 years ago
So*
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NovaLDJ998 10 years ago
I CANT DECIDE DD:

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
i just readed it singing :o

Table_Pepper 10 years ago
Tardis

Dragonborn2 10 years ago
YAAAASSS

midnightopal 10 years ago
This is basically the Arrow of Dodona in Trials of Apollo lol

Persassyjackson 9 years ago
Or Jack from Magnus chase
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#117 11 years ago
who else thought of the gun/shield made from the AI in borderlands 2?

COSMICGENESECT 11 years ago
TALKING SWORDS!

Persassyjackson 9 years ago
Jack the sword
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JoelWatts 9 years ago
Jack (The Sword of Summer) from Magnus Chase

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
A gun that can transform into anything I want

WheezierGryphon 10 years ago
A Mannequin that looks exactly like me send it into school then go to school after it and then i mwhisk it away in a hug as prank

Arcadia 9 years ago
I choose a 500$ bill that I summon once I got out of a store,then I can use it again and again.

meatloave 2 years ago
A ring that grants me wishes. first wish is I can't hear it unless I want to

Potato_Chips 6 years ago
The One ring from Lotr and The Hobbit

Joe1996 9 years ago
I'll choose the reality gauntlet.

franzzz 3 years ago
Sounds like my Ex wife

Patch2303 10 years ago
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TheFlowerGirl 9 years ago
I'm used to being annoyed anyways

Mmaster74 4 years ago
a sword

Ripper 10 years ago
I have a giant erection rn 😂

GreggWoods 7 years ago
Dragon!? OwO

Piemaster74 10 years ago
Keyblade

Bruh-momento 5 years ago
Portal gun with an on/off switch for its telepathic voice? Of course!

Twisted_darkness 8 years ago
Sheika slate

meatloave 12 months ago
A ring that grants me one wish , once the wish is granted to MY specs , it disappears forever and I never see or hear from it again.

LoganLucas 9 years ago
spawn a sord no homework my teatcher will be destracted by a sord talking

SarahElse 9 years ago
I shall summon Antisepticeye :3 and make him not annoying cuz they never said that u can't teach them to not be annoying and I"d make Anti my age so we could date :3

Trexsol 2 years ago
"the tablet of creation", (can make anything) with said tablet i will create some other thing that makes it shut up. and then i do whatever else i want.

Aschtad1409 9 years ago
Blades of chaos

Vedho_likes_pie 6 years ago
i wish i had this!

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Soul edge me thinks.

FutanariSisters 3 years ago
Frostmourne hungers!

DottySpot 10 years ago
Plagg from Miraculous is pretty annoying so I"d have some company

BravadoCadoYT 6 years ago
This is basically seketsu from BestNeoBois kill la kill fanfic

Flameice2 10 years ago
..... So...... I can have sword that talks like deadpool? I can stand it.
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