Will You Press The Button?

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago

7 percent? That"s less than the chance of you dying every day.

Lucario9906 5 years ago

Wrong, the highest average death probability by age is only 0.0009455%.

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Babbidy 5 years ago

superpowers or vegetation i dont have to pay taxes either way

Palestream 10 years ago

I could have superpowers....or never have to worry about walking....honestly I'm so lazy, being paralyzed wouldnt be bad

Lucario9906 5 years ago

wha- tf do you mean?

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Jess Hallowell 13 years ago

This is my friend typing. The odds were not in my favor.

CatchingZs 9 years ago

lol

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WBGrock 9 years ago

Tree powers, ACTIVATE

Skyfall2221 8 years ago

YES

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tails999 11 years ago

The odds were in my favor today! HEAT VISION, ACTIVATE!! XD

pencil 4 years ago

lol -HACKER POWERS ACTIVATE-

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

I pressed the button and my arms still work.I wonder what superpowers I gained.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

these buttons don't actually do anything

theemeraldking 3 years ago

Yea dumbass it"s a game

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

People play the lottery with worse odds then this so I'm pressing the button.

Aaron12998 7 years ago

Attach a nametag titled, "Dinnerbone", to yourself so you"re upside down, you'll still get paralyzed from the neck down, but it wont be your whole body.

Prestige1076 11 years ago

Just keep pressing the button until you successfully get the superpowers, and then heal yourself.

themindreader 9 years ago

But you can use the ultimate head

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pepepepe2 8 years ago

If you get the 7 percent chance, use your head to headbutt the button until you get powers

Emma Elizabeth Meekings 13 years ago

because a life without risk is a life not lived

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago

True. I agree

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Grumpynyan 11 years ago

Those are some pretty good chances

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Eh fuck it who cares? Besides, it didn't say how long you were paralyzed for

awsome_nuub 10 years ago

If it doesnt say then that most likely means forever.

hayleym25 11 years ago

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awsome_nuub 10 years ago

And no one gives two diddly shits :D

Dylpickle 9 years ago

They never told u that u can choose the superpower so no

djpg21 10 years ago

Worth it

allenbousar 4 years ago

either way ill probaly be dead within the fucking hour

Magnus_Doomfire 11 years ago

ill take these odds.

Kill3r 9 years ago

If i get pyrilized someone kill me "press the button"oh ya i got the abilyty to play god you die and you but not you i will creat a supernova

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

I would get willyoupressthebutton.com insurance, then press it. I owe the insurance company a few thousand if I get a superpower - enough that the average case scenario for them is profit.

amg 11 years ago

Knowing my luck i'm one of the 7%

luttrail 11 years ago

My superpower would be control totally my body so i would just start walking

BIG JOHN 10 years ago

With my luck i would get the 7

Mechanical_Elf 11 years ago

May the odd's be ever in your favour.

MadalynneBeverlySkousbol 8 years ago

they"re both superpowers

Col_Roy_Mustang 11 years ago

dey see me rollin, they hatin

Bruger 10 months ago

i'm a fire emblem player, i know about true hit

Ghopher1 11 years ago

Well i pressed the button in Hawaii now i'm in Jamaica so i guess i'm ok

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

I don't see any loopholes

Anthony Gage Baum 13 years ago

is this what happened to Christopher Reeve

mr.whatface 10 years ago

I'll use my newfound secondary power of timeline hopping to un-paralyze all the other me's. Oh, primary power better be fucking flying.

Lolofy 9 years ago

I don't take chances of death

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago

VERY WORTH IT!

Zacattac 10 years ago

and become Stephen hawking

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

I pressed the button and everything"s fine.

Choppy333i 11 years ago

Either way I can still become seizure man

tintin51532 11 years ago

I would wait and get superpowers then heal myself

martinvlogsYT 7 years ago

You could use Ur superpowers to fix that

le vito 11 years ago

Before I do that I first need to ask someone to kill me if... well the 7% thingy.

AdamKhem 10 years ago

Wat why not 60 40

Sierra_may 9 years ago

You can have powers to heal. Then you an heal yourself and you won’t be paralyzed.

Purge RP 11 years ago

Worth it.

YEEZUS_CHRIST 10 years ago

ikes: 0rnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's na... [Show full comment]

L. I will find u 11 years ago

It said 7% so its not that bad

BARRYallen 10 years ago

I will take those chances

DeadGumbler 3 years ago

If the superpower wasn't unspecified I would probably press it. But since it is, on top of the 93% chance I'd also gamble on getting a superpower I actually like. So no.

Dominus_Mortem 11 years ago

Dude that's a small chance of paralyzation

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