Will You Press The Button?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

7 percent? That"s less than the chance of you dying every day.

Lucario99063 years ago

Wrong, the highest average death probability by age is only 0.0009455%.

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Babbidy3 years ago

superpowers or vegetation i dont have to pay taxes either way

Palestream8 years ago

I could have superpowers....or never have to worry about walking....honestly I'm so lazy, being paralyzed wouldnt be bad

Lucario99063 years ago

wha- tf do you mean?

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pencil3 years ago

lol -HACKER POWERS ACTIVATE-

WBGrock8 years ago

Tree powers, ACTIVATE

Skyfall22217 years ago

YES

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TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

I pressed the button and my arms still work.I wonder what superpowers I gained.

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

these buttons don't actually do anything

theemeraldking2 years ago

Yea dumbass it"s a game

Jess Hallowell12 years ago

This is my friend typing. The odds were not in my favor.

CatchingZs7 years ago

lol

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tails9999 years ago

The odds were in my favor today! HEAT VISION, ACTIVATE!! XD

ThePaulDude4 years ago

People play the lottery with worse odds then this so I'm pressing the button.

Aaron129986 years ago

Attach a nametag titled, "Dinnerbone", to yourself so you"re upside down, you'll still get paralyzed from the neck down, but it wont be your whole body.

Prestige10769 years ago

Just keep pressing the button until you successfully get the superpowers, and then heal yourself.

themindreader7 years ago

But you can use the ultimate head

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pepepepe27 years ago

If you get the 7 percent chance, use your head to headbutt the button until you get powers

Emma Elizabeth Meekings12 years ago

because a life without risk is a life not lived

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

True. I agree

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Ghopher19 years ago

Well i pressed the button in Hawaii now i'm in Jamaica so i guess i'm ok

The_Darkstar8 years ago

I don't see any loopholes

Anthony Gage Baum12 years ago

is this what happened to Christopher Reeve

mr.whatface9 years ago

I'll use my newfound secondary power of timeline hopping to un-paralyze all the other me's. Oh, primary power better be fucking flying.

Lolofy8 years ago

I don't take chances of death

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago

VERY WORTH IT!

Zacattac9 years ago

and become Stephen hawking

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

I pressed the button and everything"s fine.

Choppy333i9 years ago

Either way I can still become seizure man

tintin515329 years ago

I would wait and get superpowers then heal myself

martinvlogsYT6 years ago

You could use Ur superpowers to fix that

le vito9 years ago

Before I do that I first need to ask someone to kill me if... well the 7% thingy.

AdamKhem8 years ago

Wat why not 60 40

Sierra_may7 years ago

You can have powers to heal. Then you an heal yourself and you won’t be paralyzed.

Purge RP10 years ago

Worth it.

YEEZUS_CHRIST9 years ago

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L. I will find u9 years ago

It said 7% so its not that bad

BARRYallen9 years ago

I will take those chances

DeadGumblerlast year

If the superpower wasn't unspecified I would probably press it. But since it is, on top of the 93% chance I'd also gamble on getting a superpower I actually like. So no.

Dominus_Mortem9 years ago

Dude that's a small chance of paralyzation

Panifex8 years ago

14 out of 15 people are now superheros and the rest are paralyzed

James Kerslake12 years ago

I'm willing to risk it!! Anything about 76% is always good

4d4m4 years ago

eh, its very unlikely.

MaddieMad11169 years ago

Crap now I need a wheelchair

Dupes8 years ago

Thats some good chances

Coolbro16039 years ago

Hi I'm jake coolbros friend he got fuck parlized from the neck down ffffffffuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk

Thetntcreeper11 9 years ago

Still not paralyzed

Branden9 years ago

How many powers? And which ones?

CaseyDemmitt7 years ago

Hmm knowing my luck that 7% chance might as well be a 100% chance

McTreevil10 years ago

39% of people doubt their luck

ThatTacoDude9 years ago

YOLOrn

The_Darkstar8 years ago

You are either the awesome guy with superpowers, or the paralyzed guy who get lots of donations and sympathy

Kill4money21311 years ago

Even if you get paralyzed that way just have somebody lift your keyboard for you till you can mash the mouse button with your head, then you can get all the powers, which includes regeneration so that you aren't paralyzed anymore.

GameRaven139 years ago

Knowing my odds, I'd get that 7%

Neonneon8 years ago

WORTH IT!!

ian1309 years ago

YOLOOOOOOO

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