Will You Press The Button?

SolBadguy last year

fuck you justice

AquaF1ame 11 years ago

I would just kick him out, because I would have a restraining order against him in the house,

Starlo 2 years ago

you HAVE TO share bedrooms. Kicking them out is not an option

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sanzai233 2 years ago

My worst enemy is my love rival. But the good thing is that I don't hate him, and I even like him a little

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

wait... then he's not your enemy...

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Pleshy 9 years ago

I don't have any human enemies. I dislike my neighbors dog though. I'll just give him to an adoption center, or a Vietnamese restaurant, idk.

Starlo 2 years ago

"HAVE TO". You can't give him away to anywhere because then he wouldn't be sharing a bedroom with you.

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ur_mum 9 years ago

simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money

Starlo 2 years ago

They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."

NHLic 10 years ago

Hate fuck is best fuck.

216 2 years ago

what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck

Joshua Palubinsky 13 years ago

As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.

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ThanatosDelta 10 years ago

Don't have an enemy other than depression *cries* Oh well I already live with that anyway

2pokemonUTgirls 11 years ago

stuff them in to cluttered closet problem solved and lock the closet

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work. Closet doesn't count as part of your bedroom.

CyberX114 9 years ago

any electronicics means NUCLEUR BOMB (me cant spell)

DACAT 9 years ago

Kill them

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work. cant be "worst enemies" with something that isnt alive enough to hate you back

TheLogicalHusky 9 years ago

I'm sorry, but I like to have privacy in my bedroom.

Kay Foster 13 years ago

it would end up like one of those fanfics

HiHiIamAnime 9 years ago

You, my friend, have just given me a great idea for a story.... Thank you!

co-leader 11 years ago

murder that person

Lonley_Unicorn 11 years ago

You could always just look past your differences and become freinds....

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work because they wont be your worst enemy anymore.

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Jacquel Bradley 13 years ago

keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.

Michelle Onacse 13 years ago

I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol

Claire Romanini 13 years ago

how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"

Lolita-chat Luppens 13 years ago

Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.

Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago

yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................

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it's okay. you kill him then :P

Taylor Jones 13 years ago

Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!

Dustin Chiasson 13 years ago

Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.

Joshuaha 11 years ago

So in my bedroom could be something to kill him

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

Whatwould happen if its a girl cuz im a boy a love story a bitch gal and a bitch dude the love story ends with sex

NinjaHaxD 10 years ago

My worst enemy is myself.

spm32 11 years ago

I have no worst enemy, jokes on you bro

Mr.Sun 2 months ago

I don't want to share my bedroom with my class teacher!

Firearm 9 years ago

Don't really think I have an enemy.

09dollface 11 years ago

i just leave ducktape over there mouths (unless they need food or a drink)

retromonkey4 11 years ago

i dont have enemys

GULL1V3R 5 years ago

My bed: future tech that can control dreams Enemies bed: the same but I’m still the one that controls it so i can just give him nightmares

Coolkid007 9 years ago

My dream house has a shoutgun:). RIP enemy

Mr poopybuthole 10 years ago

My worst enemy is myself

Badger Punk 11 years ago

I am my worst enemy

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Slender? Heck no.

Ryan2016 11 years ago

Make a really frickin large room

Goxox 11 years ago

my worst enemy would literly rape me (she has problems)

Samer1 6 years ago

Easy just kill him via Poison and Get rid of the body

Chris0111 10 years ago

Ironically my best friend shares the same name with my worst enemy

Mrtitan 11 years ago

I would kill them so I share the room with a dead person sounds crazy but logical

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 2 years ago

no worst enemy, LOOPHOLE

bloodyblade 9 years ago

what if my worst enemy is myself? O-O

imakat 12 years ago

I can totally share a room with my sis

oisin 6 years ago

i would shoot him

cartman666 10 years ago

Justin biebier cunt

EllisDrewSinger 11 years ago

My best friend is my worst enemy

Hhhtthv 9 years ago

HA I would kill my worst enemy

WilkerS1 11 years ago

I don't even have enemies at all, so there is no downside

PeopleAreDumbasses 11 years ago

My bro is the best

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