simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money
Starlo2 years ago
They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."
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NHLic10 years ago
Hate fuck is best fuck.
2162 years ago
what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck
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Joshua Palubinsky13 years ago
As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.
Starlo2 years ago
Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.
keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.
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Claire Romanini13 years ago
how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD
Starlo2 years ago
Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"
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Michelle Onacse13 years ago
I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol
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Lolita-chat Luppens13 years ago
Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.
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Taylor Jones13 years ago
Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!
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Dustin Chiasson13 years ago
Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.
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Ruggero Maricchiolo13 years ago
yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................
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ΓιώÏγος Χατζόπουλος13 years ago
it's okay. you kill him then :P
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YouJustReadMyName8 years ago
I don’t have a worst enemy yet so yay
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momox1x10 years ago
solve number 1 - our bedroom will be split by lasers in the middle
solve number 2 - half of the bed room will be dirt(he will sleep in it until he get out my house
selve number 3 - just kill him
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secretqwerty109 years ago
oh boy i hope he doesn't fall in my totally decorative loaded cannon that"s aimed at the ocean filled with dangerous fishes
oops he did
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tammen11 years ago
Super large bedroom, install a curtain between us.
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Little_Miss_Bad_Choice11 years ago
Red rum
Red rum
Red rum...
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Apollo9244 years ago
I don’t have a enemy!
Apollo9244 years ago
Plus my dream house doesn’t have enemies.
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Essal910 years ago
I just make sure My worst enemy is a really quiet type or super hot and then have hate sex
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MasterOfPuppets11 years ago
sounds like a comedy sit\\\\com, they're two enemies and they have to live together in the same mansion
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Jamie Lynn Layton13 years ago
It says your dream house. So I'd make a wall between my side of the room and my enemy's. I would also lock his door it would basically be 2 rooms... LOOPHOLE CITY
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Molxys8 months ago
I will build a wall in the bedroom
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ColeIsdaboss9 years ago
My worst enemy isn't actually that bad. I tend not to make many enemies.
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The Nerdy Villager11 years ago
Loophole! Does anybody have cyanide?
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sirmarkalot10911 years ago
i would get the person arrested
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Maypaws5 years ago
My worst enemy is a wasp who is now dead, so... eh?
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Etheallan10 years ago
Do he/she mean my older brother
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unkindnessofravens11 years ago
this sounds like the beginning of a weird fanfic or a YA novel
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mythic_gamer8 years ago
mines already dead(not really just a joke)
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stileskatt10 years ago
I doubt they'll last a night with me in the room...-evil snicker-
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Necrodeuce11 years ago
Kill your nemesis. Problem solved.
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FoxtrotLegend266 years ago
Perfect, I get my dream home and my enemy is right next to me, ride for the STABBING
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