You meet the person of your dreams and fall madly in love
but
You can never have children together or adopt children
I will not

Ging3rman117 11 years ago
I don't want children anyway.

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
@Swegmast0r doesn't have to be now it could be some point in the future so long as they're good to go
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Lillian Norman 13 years ago
IT DOESN'T SAY WE CAN'T STEAL CHILDREN

Ahsoka-Tano 3 years ago
YEAHHHH
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beeficon 11 years ago
*asexual laughing in the distance* *pansexuals nervously sweating next to them*

Gunk 3 years ago
Fuck you
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TheColorsOfGame 11 years ago
I don't wanna children, i want to fuck the boy of my dreams 😍

bokuwagoofygoober 9 years ago
jokes on you, I'm a lesbian

Reekingyoutiber 9 years ago
Sex whenever we want

Amazingpotatochild 9 years ago
Who needs children, they are noisy, and complain a lot

FNF-Fan 5 years ago
So... you can make out as much as you Like?

Banzai27 8 years ago
I DONT WANT TINY HUMANS

Motoor 9 years ago
Sex foreeeeveeeer

cuzwasbored 9 years ago
Still get to bang

CarelessPickle 10 years ago
Doesn't say she can't adopt a child or someone can donate sperm but if it"s a boy your dating he must adopt but the loopholes

rinacerous997 5 years ago
it literally says right there

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago
sounds like the perfect relationshi[p

grenadeninja150 4 years ago
i agree
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Danker Dolan 10 years ago
Fuck them, Dump then get a real gf

ZoeBrianna 9 years ago
Why would I want a screaming demon in the first place?

SoulHunter_kunal 9 years ago
We can't have children together but I can fuck any other girl to get children

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago
I see no backside f****** all day long without risk of children perfect

Oldiron_79 9 years ago
No downside

TheArkerportian 9 years ago
Downside?

Abirra 9 years ago
That"s what we all want, that"s two positive sides!

AssHar 9 years ago
The person of my dreams? Hm... I don't remember my dreams, and when I do I wonder if sleeping is the same as drugging yourself because shit"s so weird. So... person of my dreams is probably some weird distirted image.

ultimate101gaming 9 years ago
I don't want kids anyway

lilej 9 years ago
It means I can have as much sex as I want without kids

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
Eternal Condom

Ghost.023 9 years ago
Fuck kids

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Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago
I won't give up adopting myself

Johnny Somsai Vilaychith 13 years ago
I will have to kidnap a child if that means anything!

Favi Flink 13 years ago
good thing i don't like kids

ark 12 years ago
so we can try to have baby withou being worry about it?yesssssssss.one thousend time triying for baby,here i come!

passwordpasswordpasswordusername 7 years ago
it says you cant have children together so i guess if you get a friend...

Paulo_G 11 years ago
i don;t even want kids so, bonus!

Fireball 11 years ago
You know micheldahon's girl-/boyfriend were reading when he posted.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I already have the person of my dreams!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I WANT MY WIFE TO BARE MY SPERMLINGS!!!

ctgamer55 11 years ago
+Lillan Norman you are the worst

ehmmery 9 years ago
More room for dogs

Overhere! 11 years ago
No children? sounds good to me, but i'm not sure if it would be good to die without someone to continue my bloodline, kinda sad but it'll be just the two of us! *roar*

Gigablack 2 years ago
I already have hundreds of children because i nutted in a pool and had to pay child support for 124 women

pokemaner__31 10 years ago
Fuck a stranger and you have kids loophole also who even would want kids

Bridgette Bussler 13 years ago
-screams happily as my favorite fictional characters become reality-

MeyerJo 8 years ago
I hate children anyways soooo...

Project_Oden 10 years ago
Technically, adoption would mean legally. We could still pick up random homeless kids and raise them without telling the government.

Carllz 12 years ago
adopt a teenager I guess :/

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
I don't have a person of my dreams

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
I am sick of all the falling in love dillemmas....

gabbo verde 11 years ago
Totally fine with it. :)

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
Haha suckers I'm marrying Draco malfoy

Dave Strider 11 years ago
Good, I hate children

evilman987 11 years ago
create your own in a test tube, not adopting technically.

Superbomber1234 10 years ago
DNA Combination Clones of You and Lover (Because Fuck Logic)
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