You discover a cure for cancer
but
But every cancer patient has to have a transfusion of your blood to be cured, meaning you are constantly giving blood.
I will not


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VacuumCleaner 11 years ago
I don't have blood. I am a vacuum cleaner.

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago
@Cookies666 thats like asking why am i human
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mpregtruther 2 years ago
waltert white vampire

namgyus_discord_kitten 12 months ago
Mpreg om nom nom
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Maharid 3 years ago
I don't like needles so no.

Dat1Buttonpresser last year
bro it's cancer... even though I agree.

MyUsernameIsAsh 5 years ago
I saw someone say you can clone blood but I already didn't press the button so I guess I'm screwed.

BaiyueKunlan 9 years ago
Blood can be clone, can made a large profit.

FallenKilla 10 years ago
GREAT!! I'm o+

Scripted 9 years ago
Or maybe O- or A+/-
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Myself123 10 years ago
So? I can get blood donated by others

ManiacStar 10 years ago
Um couldnt it just get my dna and put in in blood so i wont have to transfuse?

Lee H-c 13 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Harrison_(blood_donor)

Camaro7183 9 years ago
Go Steelers!
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Andrew Mitol 13 years ago
you would only need one transfusion... doctors would clone your bloodcells using stem cells

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago
the needs of the many outway the needs of the few, plus you'd get used to it

79_16_81_7 10 years ago
cloning blood is a thing, its expensive AF
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Eero Järvinen 13 years ago
Cloning.

Steven Boyer 13 years ago
well im sure they would pay you just like any other drug/cure

Dennis Luijkenaar 13 years ago
Doctors will clone my bloodcells, and I'll probably get shitloads of money. So why the hell not? :D

CallumH 10 years ago
10 litres is not enough. So you can cure cancer BUT you die basically

Thermophile 11 years ago
Agh! Crippling fear of needles!

Vanya7 6 years ago
I hate needles but I would so do it for this

JoeReaper 11 years ago
I would essentially be hospitalized forever; they would drain so much blood and I would be SO RICH but if I ever tried to stop people would hate me.

LiorAZDilmma 11 years ago
we have to do it or we all get deleted from this world

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago
I charge billions, so no way "I must" donate anything. Nero, the cure for cancer... I love the sound of it.

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago
yolo

AlphaSeagull 10 years ago
Blood cell cloning. Or I could just not tell anyone and only give blood to loved ones.

TjSalter 9 years ago
Unless your a o- not everyone can take your blood

Zion Burns 11 years ago
We are all going to give blood on the day of judgment

Test123 10 years ago
If it exists.

AWESOME1234 11 years ago
I will cause i would love to cure people

Hayden_Ho 5 years ago
just take other peoples blood

Hi.im.justisuar 11 years ago
What if my blood type can kill them

Watermelonman 10 years ago
I will press that when im 50

AdamOtakuGamer 8 years ago
And I am O- I can cure anyone Plus, if it"s a rich person, I don't mind fucking his money :)

austin_cnd 12 years ago
Just makes your blood the most expensive item on the planet

CorneliusFazbear 11 years ago
i just gonna use 1ml of my blood

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago
why risk my life for others? That's dumb, life is precious

Odahhwing 11 years ago
it never said i needed to give people the cure

Marrypoppins 9 years ago
But from what?

Brendon O'Dea 13 years ago
you'd only save 5 or 6 people before bleeding out and dying

VotingPooh 2 years ago
Never thought of having a career in blood donation

@DylanKnapp1 11 years ago
you got to prevent it someday so sure,....

Uncookedham87 9 years ago
I don't have blood I'm a ham

BlueShell 8 years ago
You used to have blood

iplaygames 11 years ago
Your 0 year old self?

Legitbaseball20 10 years ago
SELFLESS

koenegsegg(my hero is pewdiepie) 11 years ago
i whil put it for one milion dolars

jhonathan_wick 6 years ago
o $H!T i dont have enough blood

jujubeanie2004 11 years ago
I LOVE THIS IDEA

thelderscrols 11 years ago
ill be like a hero so itdoesnt matter

Jeremy Richardson 13 years ago
Except that you can't donate blood more than once every 56 days. Sorry to break it to you, but they're not about to put the cancer cure in danger of systemic shock. Just saying.

Ninja_pig 10 years ago
you can have just one cell

David_MC 11 years ago
Clone my blood.

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn 9 years ago
Sounds fun

Toodles 11 years ago
I spend my life giving out blood samples so if instead of using them for analysis they would just be used to save somebody's life I think it would be better

math. 7 months ago
yeah, why not?
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