Will You Press The Button?

BlondFox2 years ago

id honestly accept just to find out who that person is for me. unless its proximity, then i get rid of bad person and get power

dolphinlover6099 years ago

okay. *stands next to Justin bieber* HELL YEAH THAT SON OF A BITCH IS FINALLY DEAD! >:D

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

How will you get next to him?

KaboomGoesTheWeasel10 years ago

Push the button while next to Justin Bieber, he'll be the one closest to you.

BrownSheep8 years ago

What about Donald Fart?

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Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

Define "closest", because if they mean "nearest", I'll just stand next to Justin Bieber.

MugmanGoesEEEEE2 years ago

Trump, Putin, Bieber, Your mom, etc.

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QualityLuxury8 years ago

Stand next to Trump. No downside.

Star_ZRAL8 years ago

*Gets time travel power* *stands close to hitler* SEND THE DEATH!

Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

*sitting at a park with laptop, playing Will you press the button, comes to this dilemma, sees JB, goes up next to him, presses button* OH HELL YEAH JB IS DED:D

BARRELS9 years ago

Any kind of power huh? I'll just use my power to delete the downside.

dolphinlover6099 years ago

YOUR WORKING FOR THE BARRELS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SAVE PEWDS!

PokemanPressesButtons9 years ago

Easy. I would have the superpower to remove the downsides of this website! :)

sonicj019 years ago

but then you wouldnt have pressed the button so you wouldnt go back in time so you would press the button because you wouldnt be stopped so you would go back in time etc etc

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Beaverlax9 years ago

So my brother well fuck a duck

Boi9 years ago

Done, whats next?

kapowchou9 years ago

i could have the power to choose my power.

TheBigFriendlyCF9 years ago

im next to my mum so no i fucking love her

Jess Revesz12 years ago

Here's my plan. Find the doctor, go back to WWII, stand next to hitler, PRESS THE BUTTON AND USE MY SUPERPOWERS TO FREE THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS THEN GO BACK TO MY OWN TIME AND BE AWESOME!

The_potato_man4 years ago

How are you gonna do all that with just time traveling? You only get 1 superpower

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Hudson Hedge12 years ago

I will clone them, make an exact copy of them, that isn't resurrection.

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

It"s Rob Schnider !

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Raghav Kakadia12 years ago

The power of resurrection doesn't work either?

Lord-Fisch3 years ago

No but you can just use the loophole that you define closest, is to the person that stands near you physically not mentally

sonicj019 years ago

have the super power to have infinite wishes and wish for them to be revived not resurectted

AMONG_USlast year

Pressing this next to a furry

Kaiden239 years ago

Oh get wrecked jb

FirstClassFishKeeper8 years ago

I have no friends so that"s not a problem

Horsehorse132110 years ago

*stands next to arch-nemesis*

NemamNaEternitCZ5 years ago

Wat if i simply make that person cure able with some supa pawa

alexleehowlter9 years ago

People need to make sacrifices

Sefirosu200x8 years ago

The singular "superpower" rather than plural and the ambiguity of "closest" are keeping me from answering. Well, even if superpower is singular, I still get what I want, since Superman technically only has one superpower: controlling inertia. Still, if you...[Show full comment]

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

*face palms at all comments below for not realizing the power to manipulate anything wins life

Malanti9 years ago

Fuck life yells to mom u ganna die soon

gwcrash19 years ago

downside?

Stevenvo069 years ago

I can't get that to kill myself.

Stevenvo069 years ago

We couldn't kill ourselves.

IcyDraco_7 years ago

Time to set up a meeting with Alex Soros and press the button.

sgroenenboom9 years ago

Makings deads alive will be my powerrr

LazyMammalProductions8 years ago

Sure. If i can fly ill kill Trump.

Thinking10 years ago

I could become best friends with my worst enemy before pressing loophole

Ssunderp9 years ago

I'd have the powers to turn back time and get elemental powers, so I can prevent the person closest to me die. (PS grass and water have healing powers combined

dankmemes1018 years ago

Me: hey trump come stand next to me Trump: why Me: oh, no reason...

ninjatiger10 years ago

I'm with my girlfriend right now so no.

Pokenerd22679 years ago

What if my power is to resurrect people? .-.

StickBoi422 years ago

*Goes to my school bully* Hey watch this

BritanyTheHedgehog9 years ago

i hate whoever i'm sitting beside anyway.....i dont get noticed much anyway

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago

The person closest to me is also the person causing me pain. They die= Me happy. :)

AlexTheBomb0089 years ago

its my mom ffs.

MRHOUNDEYEcz7 years ago

A wall will save them? (Walls around me) btw no children ):

redhead_xoxo9 years ago

READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five tim...[Show full comment]

o0xDamianx0o8 years ago

I mean talking to the dead seems fun 💚

Kaydenluke7 years ago

It never says when they die. They could die immediatley or 60 years from now.

WTFcomment10 years ago

Button pressed I'm alone anyway

Ninjaboss_ 9 years ago

I'm fine with this just as long as it's someone I hate.

Joseph France12 years ago

that is deep.

Zonda9 years ago

I'll just make my super power to negate all side effects of buttons.

PseudoManiac10 years ago

Hmm... Go next to an almost-dead person with your consent to kill them via superpowers, fly to the ISIS base, then start giving yourself the superpower to laugh maniacally. Over. And over. And over. And over.

Hereiamkillme0119 years ago

Sorry, my invisible friend Bob. Goodbye

raindropsinthesnow9 months ago

i forgot about all the justin biwber hate on the internet i wss shocked for a minute when rvery comment eas saying theyd kill him

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